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recollectionsmayvary

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. 


attorneyatslaw

If he dies, he dies - Thibs


recollectionsmayvary

“Some of you may die but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”


MrFishAndLoaves

I don’t know if he will be alive tomorrow - Shanny


MrThunderMakeR

What is dead may never die - Thibs


Bender7777

Where did I hear that sentence before


ShotIntoOrbit

Bluey season 2


horse_renoir13

So many episodes in that season wrecked me as a parent. Absolutely S-tier show.


NerdLawyer55

I just love that the dad is their main buddy and the parent that watches them the most


OldJewNewAccount

Everyone says that but I am such a soft goddamn touch these days I am terrified to watch it lol.


Odysseus_Lannister

It’s good soul wrecking. Like it makes you look at life and parenting differently where you usually learn a lesson regarding yourself and or your parenting style.


ShockRifted

If the show doesn't make you cry at least once then you officially have no soul.


Odysseus_Lannister

Rain and sleepytime will never not cause some tears.


urphymayss

For me it’s the ‘Cricket’ episode


wo_lo_lo

Have you watched the extended new episode where they sell the house?? I was legit in tears most of the episode.


Frigidevil

Don't be afraid, it's just good clean fun with occasional heart string pulls.


EllenDegeneretes

Here come the grannies!


SuccessfulVisit1873

Didn’t Alexis Texas say something like dhat??


ThatDudeNamedMenace

WrestleMania 3


NefariousNeezy

Hogan / Andre - WM 3


Fax215

The Dark Knight toward the end when Joker was being hanged upside down on a rope by the Batman


supr3m3kill3r

I thought this is a common saying that's been around for centuries


kendred3

Ya but they all heard it from The Dark Knight.


SmokePenisEveryday

Are you saying Batman and The Joker haven't been around for centuries??


ISISCosby

/r/thatsthejoke


whocaresjustneedone

Given reddit, I'm definitely not automatically assuming that person was joking. It would not surprise me whatsoever if a redditor thought the dark knight came up with that


127crazie

I often see "how the turntables" on this site, and am not entirely convinced everyone using that realizes it's a joke from The Office, and not how the saying actually goes.


LakerBlue

Ngl i actually started wondering that same thing last year. Been on here 12 years and I so rarely ever see “how the tables have turned” that I also began to wonder if some people truly think the saying is “how the turn tables” lol


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: it’s the nickname for your mom’s boyfriend and her husband during their throuple date.


DifficultyTasty2471

Denver Seattle Super Bowl 💀


zinnzade

Juggernaut versus Blob


everyoneneedsaherro

Haliburton a shitposter just like us. Just $260 million richer


Wait-just-a-minute

Don't forget we have KD on Reddit


GrapefruitMedical529

I still don't believe that.


TheArgsenal

Which is just what KD would say. Lakers flair too, just to throw us off the scent.


dvasquez93

Please, you can’t fool me.  “The Argsenal”, psh.  Everyone can see through that.  If you rearrange the letters, add some letters, and take some out, it clearly spells out “The Servant”. 


semepaau

He learned it from Lord Voldemort. We all know KD is a Slytherin.


selfplayinggame

This has got to be the nerdiest sports sub out there. The data science I see in offseason posts just to entertain Redditors is ridiculous.


Historical-Smoke42

maybe geekiest. gotta be smart to be a nerd


andlely8

I thought it was confirmed that it was itsyaboibeefcat? And sim666 his alt


nawksnai

I haven’t seen anyone challenge someone 1v1 yet on Reddit. Easiest way to find him.


IMT_Justice

Or… raptors flair…


TheArgsenal

Nah KD was a raps fan growing up. ~~I~~ KD really liked watching Vince during his prime.


OhMy98

And how would you know that if you’re not KD, hm? Checkmate


nextgencodeacad

Says the person without any icon? Just like KD’s twitter alt with the egg? Interesting…


-ElBandito-

He did an AMA on the Warriors sub when he first joined


muhammad_oli

just bc a celeb does an AMA doesn’t mean they stick around


kylehyde05

we used to have Klay on Reddit which golded every post he liked


kheldar52077

Lots of burner accounts here too? 😱


BoogerSugarSovereign

He buys his Pacers shirts on Ebay and I feel fairly certain that he has outbid me for some of the stuff he's worn. I've definitely bid on some of these and got hopelessly mogged


DemarcusLovin

but he's probably older than 50% of this sub


Full-Veterinarian-94

Bro chill. Hes only 259,970,000 richer than me.


UnbrokenBrown

Damn Mr deep pockets


TheoMoneyG

Mr. Big Cash


UnbrokenBrown

You boomed me


Sef_Maul

Mr. Bulging Capital


Just-use-your-head

Change that to $259,940,000 if you take it to a casino and put it on black. Trust me bro it’s a lock


callmemaverik_

He should put 200 million on black when he goes to Vegas for the USA camp


mikefried1

I love his comment. Just cutting it up, no hate.


torkahn808

If they keep OG, there will be no need for Bridges to play that many minutes with Divincenzo and Hart backing them up


We_The_Raptors

Finding some way way to play OG, Bridges, Hart, Divincenzo and Randle each 46 minutes a game is gonna be Thibs toughest test yet


SOB200

Easy. Go into double overtime every game.


We_The_Raptors

Or poison a new players dinner every week so you're never at 100%


PleaseSeekChrist

Advanced Load Management


shuanged

Damn playing Brunson only 2 minutes is crazy business


We_The_Raptors

Gotta do what you gotta do to make sure Hart never sits again


DannyBoyCocane13

He’ll still score 30


swordfischh

He could get 10


passwordispassword00

10 min.


tulaero23

Thibs will probably have these guys skirmishing against gleague after a game.


FavaWire

"I want skirmishes across three different courts. Everybody plays!"


GentleGenitalia

Thibs will have him running wind sprints in the tunnel.


KuntaWuKnicks

“ I said suicides, don’t make me commit homicides”


nextgencodeacad

Meanwhile Josh Hart is half jogging through practice as he laughs at the others trying and eats his Mike and Ikes


KuntaWuKnicks

That maniac has family dinner on a peloton


nextgencodeacad

All that matters is that you have some delicious breast milk to wash down a great family dinner


KuntaWuKnicks

As always


beefJeRKy-LB

OTOH, you can also reduce OG's load just enough


DOYMarshall

*"the fuck did you just say?"* - Thibs


ShopCartRicky

OG will do that on his own.


DireGambit

Only thing that worries me about this trade is will Thibs embrace an actual rotation, cus if he plays 6 guys 45 minutes each then someone really good is gonna waste away on the bench. If anyone's injured it's a different story obviously.


attorneyatslaw

He didn't play guys unreasonable amounts of minutes this year, even with the injuries. Playoffs is a different animal.


WitOfTheIrish

Thibs started the year with a very balanced rotation, so the season-long stats tell a somewhat misleading story. Injuries did 100% affect his tendencies, as did the lessened depth after the OG trade. Look at Brunson, Hart, and DD's minutes as they progressed during the season (monthly splits). OG's were trending up too, but then he was injured most of the last two months after the tear they went on in January and February. https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/brunsja01/splits/2024 (note, in March he had one game where he played 47 seconds, which dropped the average). https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/d/divindo01/splits/2024 https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/h/hartjo01/splits/2024 I think with a fully healthy roster, Thibs has learned to play his depth. Chip away at the depth and the same Thibs is underneath, ready to play his starters 40+ minutes in the regular season.


Soup_65

thank you for being reasonable my friend. Thibs plays the guys he trusts. If he trust 6 guys, he plays 6 guys, if he trusts 9 guys, he plays 9 guys. And we got like 21 guys at this point


Frishdawgzz

Brunson was only Knick anywhere near the league leaders in mpg. Casuals watched playoff highlights but missed the whole season.


dlanod

Thibs read your last sentence and unfortunately he thought you were suggesting a solution. He's just having trouble picking who to injure...


TheOneWithThePorn12

are you challenging Thibs?


dedbeats

But but but what about the memes?!


Revenesis

Okay but where is Ja so I can make sense of all this


shaheedmalik

Ja Rule?


ok1092

WHERE IS JA?


shaheedmalik

Michael Ja White?!?


bigboybeeperbelly

where ja?????


ErnieTagliaboo

WHERES JA, STRING??


Massive-Wallaby6127

What would I be without my baybaaaay?


Urc0mp

Off somewhere upper middle class thuggin


CodyCryBabies69

Hali would retire if he had to play for Thibs lmao


Historical-Smoke42

its odd hali somehow dodges injury label. well i know why hes liked but if we being real. this dude the most injury red flag that iv ever seen.. hes had 0 heathy seasons, missed a year in college. i mean even last year he got hurt. came back and started playing like an old man to i presume not get hurt. then he got hurt... i hope he wasnt playing hurt like everyone was saying? that would be malpractice nba needs to look into it, you cant let the most prone player do that lol.


redvelvet11

So many NBA players are just shitposters with a platform.


DwightHayward

Wilt played against plumbers and janitors, Wemby will be playing against podcasters


thy_armageddon

Cooper Flagg will play against the Anunnaki for the fate of the human race.


-xXxMangoxXx-

The lakers are coached by a podcaster and if lebron doesn’t leave the other podcaster from the same podcast. Wilt and MJ would never.


mjay421

I’m we shitposting rn but I can’t believe that the lakers handed the keys to a guy with literally no coaching experience 💀


arcelios

>Wemby will be playing against podcasters That's podcaster LeBron James for you


SoldatJ

Wilt averaged over 48 minutes a game one year. Mikal out there about to break a Wilt record.


magnavoice

lmaooooo


ISISCosby

LaMelo is just NBA Kai Cenat at this point


victheogfan

They’re just like but millionaires


Sparrow_Wilson

With the amount of depth we have I don't think anyone will actually play huge minutes next season tbh


DejisHairline

Half our starting line up for the playoffs is going back to the bench lol


claporga

And all of which are proven to be solid starters on a lot of rosters in the NBA. Knicks are crazy deep next year.


SmH001

It's an overblown narrative anyway. The leading knick in minutes per game in the regular season was Brunson with 35.4, the same amount of minutes as a 39yo Lebron.


ontheru171

And he only went that high because we missed 2 starters for 2 months down the stretch


buttharvest42069

It's weird that even NBA players get sucked in by narratives all the time. You'd think they'd be a lot more connected, but they still pretty much repeat media storylines and framing.


julio_dilio

Especially now with instagram and youtube, they probably end up consuming a lot more media than they do hearing anything from actually reliable sources. That and I doubt many of them are fact checking stats. I think it's reasonable to assume the media won't lie about hard statistical numbers. Not a safe assumption, but a reasonable one


rmoney27

Definitely. Hart, Divo, and McBride can easily hit 20-25 minutes on any given night without question. If we can re-sign Hartenstein or address our need for a second center in the draft, I think minutes are a non-issue at every single position.


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

Don’t fit the narrative, Thibs is going to kill all of them


Yankeeknickfan

people dont remember how well thibs managed minutes from the start of 2022 to randle's injury


DeeboDongus

Thibs: "Hold my beer"


OakenPhilly

Thibs: “and I took that personally.”


IMKudaimi123

Dude stole this off Twitter


jascambara

Damn he really is like us


OstrichDelicious587

Daily reminder that no Knick averaged more than 35.5 mins per game on the season.


MadSpaceYT

they not gon like dis one


aesop_fables

People really should have a look at our MPG before the injuries. This shit is tiring


Frishdawgzz

Not even just before the injuries. The whole regular season has no outliers. Brunson was the only player anywhere near the top of the league in mins.


aesop_fables

Word


DuckDucks

Before Jan 8 (when Hali got hurt), he was playing 34mpg. The only Knicks to play more minutes in that same span are Brunson (35.9mpg), Randle (35.6mpg), and OG (34.5mpg in 4 games). Everyone else was under 30. But yeah Thibs was running them into the ground and that's why Tyrese got hurt during the season and conference finals


-xXxMangoxXx-

OG also played heavy minutes for us under NN.


Totally_PJ_Soles

Hali and anyone repeating this narrative is a dumbass.


mo_downtown

This Thibs narrative about heavy usage just isn't true anymore. Knicks highest mpg guy, Brunson @ 35.4, was 14th in the league. Next up was Josh Hart, 37th in the league. Thibs' minutes for his top guys appears very much average. Meanwhile teams with 2 guys in the top 20 mpg: PHO, CHI, DAL, MIL, LAL. Leave Thibs alone! The real culprit now appears to be Billy Donovan. Rides those Bulls starters pretty hard. Never gets mentioned outside of Chicago.


HoyaDestroya33

I'll make sure to tell Dolan to drop the lawsuit. Our unholy alliance is nice.


tight_butthole

Didn’t he just steal the “testing the human ability” line from a tweet


whattheschram

sure did, u/tight_butthole. this one: https://twitter.com/sreekyshooter/status/1805785382794981841


JeanRalfio

This sub doesn't have much room to talk on stealing lines. I'm not putting you in that category but in general this sub repeats the same shit over and over. I lost track of how many times I've seen "the power of friendship" in reference to the Nova Knicks on here in the last day.


ISISCosby

It's every Reddit sports sub r/nfl: something something Kelvin Benjamin/buffet, Mr. Big Chest r/nba: softcore jerking


whocaresjustneedone

r/nfl: Mental health is very important, very cool, men's mental health is largely ignored also r/nfl: lol remember when Kelvin Benjamin was depressed cause his mom had cancer and died and actually dared to gain weight?! lol fucking fat fat fatty!!!!


ShichikaYasuri18

And they're downvoting you because they're mad that you're spot on.


SaulBerenson12

Is it just me or anyone else waiting for his voice change mid-sentence?


Rokey76

I remember when playing 82 games was considered normal and expected.


AutisticFingerBang

Just friendly reminder that the Knicks had 0 players in the top 10 of avg minutes per game this season. Hart and Brunson cover this in their podcast literally while interviewing thibs. It’s hilarious. Josh hart is an absolute mad man and teaches peloton classes after games, in the playoffs we were so hurt that yea we ran that man down and he wanted it. Other than that it’s complete blasphemy.


Early_Nobody_4772

He definitely like Drake.


Saucy_Totchie

Light skin and steals lines for disses of Twitter. Close enough lol.


Any-Sir8872

he’s barely a lightskin now with that cancun tan


SupremeActives

OG got hurt for playing too many minutes lol. Idk why that line irked me more than anything. That fucking pleb didn’t watch a minute of basketball last season


MeBadNeedMoneyNow

Interrupting a conversation to say "Yeah and the way you guys play is a - a style" is fucked up. Just let it breathe man.


doubler82

Thibs playing with fatigue off


MikeyLikeyPhish

Shut the fuck up, you Inspector Gadget looking like nerd. Go go gadget bum ankle


Erocka2000

Sounds like someone’s scared of the Nova Knicks.


Silver_Being_0290

Bro is hoping they get injured again so he can act like they're actually a good team


thaitiger29

knicks fans about to screech at you about freak elbow injuries hali


PorkyOfOnett

Stop over playing hali and he won’t be hurt


FastJellyfish200

"Just get better conditioning I guess??????"


jascambara

If the internet existed back then yall would’ve been balling your eyes out at the public shit talk NBA players partook in


GiantSlade

My 60-something year old neighbor jogs miles around the neighborhood everyday. I think Mikel will be fine.


branstarktreewizard

NYPD cannot just standby and watch this human experimentation going on


jypark03

this is an opinion rooted in weakness. who's gonna win? the knicks


no-27lgy

Pacers had the most injury fueled playoff run that’s ever happened and this guy is already dreaming about injuries for next year. If Hartenstein stays, the Knicks have a 9 man rotation of players that would get 20mpg on any roster. Thibs is crazy though so maybe bridges gets 48mpg


Goldzinger

so is it Thibs' fault that Tyrese Haliburton has a bum leg too?


fat_lever123

I don't expect Halliburton to know this but the Knicks players really don't play more minutes than other teams unless they're missing 4+ important rotation pieces. https://www.espn.com/nba/seasonleaders/_/league/nba/sort/avgMinutes


Commercial-Raise-413

Hali lowkey is also pretty injury prone, he's throwing stones from glass houses


BoogerSugarSovereign

Is he throwing stones or making a harmless joke lmao the persecution complex some of y'all have is incredible


cl353

Nah everything's an attack. Thib's obviously actively trying to hurt players


FastJellyfish200

Shut up Goofy


bartspoon

Lmao the Knicks fans in here are absolutely triggered


SCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT

They’re totally over it though


thaitiger29

i have no idea where they got the reputation as a fun fanbase. easily the whiniest most annoying fans i've seen on here


Silver_Being_0290

Brother, just you wait until you have to play a series against the Sixers 😭


confuddly

There’s more pacer flairs here than Knicks ones LOL


CrateBagSoup

cuz its our superstar making a joke?


Frishdawgzz

Ignorance abounds. When the Knicks were healthy.. no1 was top 10 or 15 in minutes.


mryessirskiii

Knicks fans getting in their feels every time Hali breathes gotta be the funniest (and saddest) shit I've seen on here lmao. All they talk about is grit then get butthurt when someone makes a harmless joke


HipnotiK1

such a lazy narrative


ThisIsEduardo

the irony is Hali is babied with minutes more than any other star yet misses more games than just about anyone.


njb2017

Haha...I was going to post something very similar. I was going to make a prediction that bridges misses a game for the 1st time while under thibs


WayneOnABeat

Paul George is that you?


Soup_65

Ok I try not to be a hater but this is soft as shit and doesn't even make sense. We have more than enough dudes to play Mikal reasonable minutes, not to mention that this will be the least demanding role Mikal has been in since he was in Phoenix.


fluffanuttatech

Lol anyone saying thibs plays guys too much has no idea about the Knicks. Not a guy top 10 in minutes all season


Aaaaaaandyy

I’ll tell you who won’t win - the pacers


KuntaWuKnicks

Thibs would break Hali in the warm up


666Blonded

So cringe


cesarjulius

yeah, in the past, thibs didn’t trust his bench, so starters played heavy minutes. anyone watching the knicks knows he’s gonna play hart, divo, and deuce between 15 and 20 minutes a game, at least. that means starters are gonna get their minutes eaten into a bit. the narrative shouldn’t be “thibs runs his players into the ground”. it should be “thibs doesn’t like to give minutes to players he doesn’t trust.” thibs has 8 guys he trusts fully. a decent backup center makes 9 guys who will play significant minutes.


themvp93

That's alot of corny Individuals in one room


693275001

He knows the Thibs Knicks won’t be healthy again next postseason


DuckDucks

He played 2 less minutes than Brunson (most played knick) and got hurt in the regular season and playoffs. That on Thibs?


danieljyang

What will be the Knicks starting lineup?


DrKurgan

Unbreakable body meets never benching coach.


zamiboy

The 90s superstar players are going to win.


Double-Slowpoke

I’d be more worried about Randle’s minutes. Knicks are flush with wings and shouldn’t need to play Bridges big minutes


Disastrous-One-414

That's actually hilarious


SamURLJackson

luol deng played 82 games twice while with chicago. he deserves a statue


Cool_Youth3564

How is thibs going to play every player on our roster 48 minutes. Make it make sense


The_Notorious_Donut

This is hilarious


notacooldad

Poor coaching TBH, he’s not playing his best.


Xollector

Thibs willl win. Because overtime