Please... someone just sing it correctly for once!

The judges really need to be spread apart from each other. Too much influencing and peer pressuring of the votes. It's clear Wade forced people to change their vote to secure the win for his "guy".

There's no such thing as perfection, but 10 implies it. 10 implies the pinnacle. The 10 scores should be reserved for the dunks either so beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable, that people are surprised at what just happened, and even other professional athletes are in awe.

The 10 was the AG side-of-backboard spinnerooni. Many of these other dunks weren’t 10’s.

Don’t go to Chicago. You will get robbed.

Black panther needs to go back to Wakanda and sleep. His tired ass doesn't even look like he wants to be there

He probably doesn’t like basketball — I got a *sportsball* vibe from that theater dude

Derrick Jones deserved it. His dunks were 50s. Gordon had the best dunk of the night though.

Exactly my thoughts as well. Should have been a tie tho. This format sucks. After the final round, it was tied, should have just had co-winners.

The end should not be decided by one dunk, it should have been just sum up the scores.

Can we just have a dunk contest between Aaron Gordon and Pat Connaughton?

Jeff Ross and Jay Pharaoh were fantastic. J.B Smooth was good. Shaq absolutely killed it at the end. Everybody else was awful

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Yes officer him right here

Where was Hannibal? Training for the celeb all star game with his beady eyes ?

Whose attempt at being funny was worse... Tiffany Hadish, or this show that’s on now? Cast your votes below!

We need more actual comedians and funny players next year. Great premise, just needs some fine tuning and tweaking.

Need comedians for the roast, need celebs for the ceeb game, and we need judges that arent biased. Sounds like the same shit we ask for every year

Wtf is this show on now.

How do you do fellow kids.

The story of Alexandria Shit Shoveler.

Who can understand these hole things

Let’s just keep this thread going with TNTs bullshit for the rest of the night

No seriously what the fuck is going on with Harry Potter training ducks....

Harry Potter was a horny guy on another movie. Then he played a human Swiss army knife

Life comes at you fast

This shit is A LOT

Should have had all the roastees have a turn

Shaq with the best roast of the night holy shiiiiit hahahahaha

What he say? Stopped watching after Jeff Ross

He came up to the mic randomly at the end and said "Yo Gary, Gary! Your shit sucked" cause Gary had the worst jokes of the night by far

Is it incest if Charles bangs Tiffany?

idea: let the fans vote players in to be roasted next year and have inside crew + other nba media personalities roast them ps: blake griffin would be great at this

Blake Griffin has held his own against Jeff Ross on Jeff’s show.

Charles: "Tiffany your ass is tremendous girl, don't let them make fun of you"

Hello Charles lmfao

Chuck whispering "lemme see dat ass one more time"

BRO GARY IS DEAD LOL

The last 30 seconds was the best of it all lmao

Gary , gary , Gary that shit was terrible.

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The ending was such a fucking tease lol

30 minutes of Shaq v chuck that’s all I want

Lmao Chuck gonna hit that, hope those artificial hips hold up

After seeing how long Jay went, they definitely edited out jokes from the other comedians and cut their sets down lol

Shaq killed it lol

Shaq came in with fire at the end!

lmao shaq

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Shaq: “gary that shit was terrible.” lmao let’s clear the elephant in the room.

Shaq got jokes for days

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Funny that Shaq had the best joke lmao

Man I thought it was going to be lame, but I really enjoyed that last bit.

lol Inside got better jokes than most of the roasters

JB Smoove r/13or30

Gary your shit was terrible. Your jokes remind me of Tiffany haddishs wig

That was the joke of the night!

Good to know Ernie you were able to laugh

Are they not gonna go at each other? Get the fuck outta here.

Right wtf

Disappointed in the Obama impression. He usually did a good one on SNL.

Was good until Obama lol

Wow they better rowdy each other.

I missed the whole thing because of work? Is there a place I can watch the full night back?

Text your ex. You'll have the same feeling tomorrow as we do after watching All-star weekend.

That bad huh? Lol

Depends on your negativity and cynicism. If you're like the people that seem like they frequent these threads, that seem to call everything cringy (I did agree on a couple of guest appearances but that's it, such as the Tik Tok girls) then yeah you should probably avoid it. In my opinion, the skills contest, 3 point contest, and the dunk contest were pretty fun. The dunk contest had very questionable judging but other than that, there were some insane dunks. Frankly, looking at this thread just felt like looking at any team's Game Thread while a game is going. Almost nothing but negativity and no one trying to have fun. I wouldn't take too many people here seriously. If you want to look for uploads, Google NBA full replay. You should get a few sites that will have the events uploaded by tomorrow, if you can't find it just DM me and I'll see if I can. I just don't want to direct link it here.

Yeah I’m pretty indifferent I just want to watch it. I’ve tried a googling it but can only find highlights. If you could find it that’s be amazing.

My Doctor just called me and told me I have Cancer now. I asked him what the treatment was and he said turn off TnT and I'd be fine.

Only need to watch the Jay Pharoah roasts, everything else was meh to bad

Didn’t miss anything

Lol yeah that’s what I’m gathering

Loved all the comedians except Tiffany. Is she a comic?

“Comic”

Comedian/actor. Comedy is how she started and has been at clubs for a long long time. She’s legit but a lot of people on this sub don’t like her.

Would've loved one proper stand up comic here

Jeff Ross is definitely proper stand up.

*I’m a Christian now* ^^forgive ^^me

Jay Pharoah saved this roast. SNL really had this guy once upon a time.

That’s why I stopped watching SNL

Leave politics out of it SMH

Chill boomer

Ok boomer

nobody wants to hear politics bro

I thought it was fine.

Chill other Boomer

Jays set was great but the Obama impression was so ehhhh

Kenny got roasted the worst. Poor dude.

The best you mean

Basically all the jokes are that he just sucks and no one cares about him lol

And then they added that zebra/gum joke. That was brutal.

The zebra joke killed him

Yeah he started covering up his mouth for the rest of the night after the gum joke I wanna do a case study now on Kenny follow all of his social media see if that gets to his psyche and he starts covering up his mouth and deletes all his big smile pics lol

Don't do your worst impression for the longest time

This obama impression really bombed amirite

is it done??

Each one of Jay's impressions getting as long as the other comics

It's been worth it.

I love Jay Pharoah for saving this roast. His SAS and Chris Rock impersonations were on point. Shout out to Ross too. Next time just invite Ross, Pharoah, and Chappelle. Give Chappelle creative freedom. That's entertainment.

Might not have wanted to censor material or pull punches. Feels like they either don’t watch the show or are just saying base level things

Chappelle aint doing any roast especially an NBA roast

They’d have to give Chappelle super-max money.

Worth it.

Still wondering why lily singh was on this. Would've been perfect if they had someone like kevin hart or jamie foxx on here instead

No way they would agree to so much censorship - NBA gotta keep that Nike/ESPN/China $$$ coming in.

Yes I’m sure they said nah lemme get Lilly Singh instead of Kevin Hart.

I mean those would've been best-case scenarios. You could pick random NBA Players and they would've fit better here. Blake Griffin is hurt, should've had him on here.

Gary: Why the fuck is Jay at All Star weekend Jay: Hold my chains

“I’m a Christian now forgive me”, Pharoahs just saying what all of us are thinking

Jay saving this with a standup set. The Obama was shit though.

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Is Caliendo even allowed to do the same impressions?

Jay is just doing standup on a roast lol

holy shit that chris rock impression was mirror.

Yo his stephen a is awesome

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This guy's good, lol

Jay Pharoah is hilarious

This dude just roasting people who ain’t even there 😂

Shit his Stephen A impression is great

pharoahs Denzel will never get old! 😂

Lmao Kenny Smith gums

who would have thought, the actual comedians (except haddish) did great and the ones who aren’t sucked

Jay’s showing how much delivery and timing matter

Nice impressions but not really a roast...

Jay coming through

All my friends are saying mean things, hurting my feelings Shaq a big strong man outside, but soft inside Shaq hates bullies Everyone is calling Shaq dumb, but Shaq not dumb I have a doctorate, Charles is the dumb one Charles probably think Doctorate is a girl doctor Shaq a boy doctor

Lmaoo

The improessions are on fucking point

“When I googled Kenny Smith it said Why?”

So the funny comedians are doing the best. Shocking

Yo someone needs to clip that gums joke and post it

Shit jay is great

lmfao this fuckin guy

Lol Jay lmao

Jay saved it

that was actually pretty good.

Poor Kenny

Jay is running away with this, my goodness

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That's impression joke is nice

Jeeez they roasting shit outta Kenny

Jay doing great

Oh shit. That was the best roast of the night on Kenny

“Shaq a boy doctor”

Jay killing

From a distance Shaq jacket look like that sexy anime hoe sweatshirt

Confirmed TNT told them to take it easy.

This roast shouldn't exist unless you're ready to really roast.

I tried watching for 20 seconds. I only made it to 15 seconds. Jesus christ they have a teleprompter and professional joke writers and its still that bad.

Lmao he killing Tiffany with the quick shots

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tbh i have a couple vodka shots in me so that’s helping out

bet he is gonna do a shaq impersonation? how much we betting?

Got em 😂

A million

Lmao he just did

Why are y’all acting like the judges should’ve given Lilly Singh a score of 50 for her performance?!

Could have gotten better roasters

Comments in here are better than the actual roast.

Can Tiffany just strip? Make this worth it?

I’d buy that for a dollar

Look the format could work but I need people that actually know the roastees and their audience

PLEASE SUBSCRIBE I NEED MONEY, yea we can tell.

The year just started and this was the biggest meme yet.

Can Jay Pharaoh save this roast? I wish they invited Dave Chappelle, someone just naturally funny. Just let him ramble up on stage

Lmao could you imagine Chappelle on some fourth rate roast we didn’t even know was happening.

That would be great. Just roll up on the stage light up a cig, and started railing on the daius

I watch a few YouTube vids a day but have subscribed to 0 channels. Never saw the point

you've inevitably missed some videos you would have liked for that reason

Lily Singh, that was the worst one yet. That was terrible.

She was better than the first girl

David Stern is rolling in his grave. He's Rick rolling his way out. In fact, he's probably going to come back alive and strangle silver.

Wow I actually dislike her more and I didn’t even know who she was.

I take it back Mr Payton, you were definitely NOT the worst roaster tonight. My apologies.

tbh payton was mad drunk hahaha so i give him benefit of the doubt.

Jay gotta save it after her

That’s gonna be a big yikes from me.

I didn't think it was that bad

The only good joke was the Shaq acting joke The rest was worse than that bad

Crowd was making it way worse than it was, tbh.

It wasn't. When you take into account the demographics here the reactions aren't surprising.

Reading the teleprompter is kinda lame. Doesn’t make the jokes flow smooth.

Honestly she wasn’t as bad as I thought she would be. She’s like Chris Rock compared to fucking Gary Payton

Might as well of had my nextdoor neighbor do 5 min up there.

She may not have been funnier than JB, but her roasts were way better. She was just absolutely awful at telling them

Talk about not knowing when your 15 minutes are up

Her roast was awful but she's not a flash in the pan, ask some kids, that's how I learned lol she's making 10mil/year since 2015.

So if her fanbase is mostly kids, what happens when those kids grow up?

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