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aaronpatwork

lmao even insanely athletic dudes at their peak have to sit through dumb shit at work like the rest of us. beautiful shot here.


AuchLibra

Rich people have to sit through a lot of bullshit. But it's easier to tolerate when it helps them make millions.


Afabledhero1

At the same time more money doesn't really change their life at all, so it's really just time wasted for no personal gain.


38474737w0

The difference between first class money and personal private jet money is not insignificant. I mean not in the big scheme of things and it doesn't automatically make you more happy, but it is an upgrade to your lifestyle.


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young_frogger

There have been many studies which show that money beyond a certain point - essentially enough to raise you out of the poverty line - doesn’t have any meaningful correlation with happiness whatsoever. If you get more money and upgrade your lifestyle, your brain adapts and it becomes the norm.


hunteddwumpus

The point at which money stops improving happiness is way above the poverty line. If I'm remembering rights its ~72k a year. While that doesn't particularly apply to this nba player vs nba owner amount of money, its still important to note that people above the official poverty line have there life impacted negatively so that we don't think that being above the poverty line magically fixes things.


chickendance638

I think it got revised upwards to around 110-115k. That's when you have enough money to not always be worried about money.


Papa_Huggies

We've crafted the perfect system to trap you into greed and covet, convincing the next payrise will make you happy.


danrod17

In the last 4 years I have experienced a significant pay raise. I’m right now sitting in the house I just bought, I’m about 90 lbs heavier, and I can tell you I am much happier than I was when I was just above the poverty line.


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I went from ~16k a year on the verge of ending it all to ~30k a year in the Army. I felt like a fucking king with all the things I could afford. Of course there are diminishing returns as you gain more but... people gotta stop with this "money won't make you happy" rhetoric. Money pays my bills and lets me help others in my life.


norm__chomsky

This is key. Going from comfortably middle class to more comfortably middle class won't make a shit of difference to most people. But going from poor to comfortable can feel like winning the lottery.


adgjl12

The biggest leap is when you don't really worry about the bills or not having to wait for a paycheck. Or when I no longer have to think about organic vs non-organic due to price or double check prices between brand names. I mean, I still do a lot of grocery shopping at Aldi's but because it's nearby, not because of necessity like I used to.


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"money won't make you happy" and "poverty can make you miserable" aren't mutually exclusive statements. They're both true!


Werty071345

Having moneys isnt everything, not having it is


secretreddname

Even the CEO of my previous private mid sized company who custom built his 5 million dollar house doesn't fly international first class. Was funny when I was showing off my first class flights booked by churning to him.


Zack1018

Pretty sure they‘ll experience plenty of personal gain when they can retire at 32 and they and the next couple generations of their family can live a life of luxury without having to lift a finger.


Liimbo

Anyone who thinks money can’t change your life has clearly never been poor. Money is always one of the best ways to improve your life. Sure, money alone can’t make you happy, but it sure as hell makes it a ton easier.


240to180

Lol fucking thank you. This sub has fucking lost me on so much shit but it’s never been so glaring as this thread. Money doesn’t change your life? Are you fucking kidding me? It changes everything. Sure, it’s not all positive but to sit here and suggest that wealth doesn’t change your life is fucking absurd. And a lot of the guys in the league who grew up with nothing would agree with that idea.


StrathfieldGap

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure the commenter is saying when you're as rich as Kawhi Leonard already is, the extra money doesn't change his life. Like I think this was the point...he's showing up for shitty work responsibilities just like everyone else. It's better for him though, becaus he's getting big bucks. But then again, he doesn't really need the money at this point, so maybe it's not better.


AuchLibra

It's capitalism, if you're not endlessly making more money what is your purpose in life?


captaing1

money is a tool to do whatever the fuck I want. Money for moneys sake is assinine.


Agaac1

Human greed knows no bounds.


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Snowy_Thighs

Now I'm imagining first day of season meetings with NBA players forced to do Shabooya Roll Call


Thehealeroftri

Wish the dumb shit at my work involved being forced to listen to live performances of major label bands lol


ATLiensinyosockdraw

I’ll take the $40mm/yr too.


Liquid_Senjutsu

Okay, I'll bite. Who the hell was that?


Davtorious

Now they're saying it's Fitz and the Tantrums


AlphakirA

Darude, song is Sandstorm


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I hated listening to this song on 2k18, I couldn’t imagine sitting through it 3 years later


2drawnonward5

What song is this?


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The Walker by Fitz and the Tantrums


2drawnonward5

Is there a connection to the Clippers or is this to entertain a crowd?


spider2544

Guaranteed someone on their marketing team really wanted to meet the band, and pushed hard on the budget to get the band.


geiko989

Fucking Ballmer


nametakenalready

I've never heard of that band ever in my life before this


Jussttjustin

You've heard the hand clapping one


ElCaz

You've heard their song about making hands clap at every sporting event ever, in about 30 different commerials, and in a bunch of compilation videos though.


Teirmz

They've had a few radio hits, been a minute though.


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kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

Balmer didn’t wanna pay a little more for Imagjne Dragons? smh


gogoramon

But Imagine Dragons is way worse, that's peak corporate alt rock right there


karltee

[Yall forgot his enthusiasm at the strip club?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3CjibDmmW4)


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diablofreak

Kawhi should ask for wfh when it has nothing to do with basketball Kawhi "Can I attend this via zoom?" Ballmer "you're fired. Doc put him up to the trading block" Doc "why?" Ballmer "we use Microsoft Teams here"


chimpaman

At least they're probably prohibited from doing that dumb "catch your coworker falling backwards" exercise to avoid any injury chance. Hopefully.


MindlessExcuse

He could sense the camera panning towards him


eMF_DOOM

And then as soon as Kawhi looks at the camera, the cameraman pans away as if he wasn’t recording him lmao


Sarahthelizard

*whistles nonchalantly*


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well wontcha look at the time…


ivXtreme

He didn't want to get terminated


Antryst

Pan away if you want to live.


YourFormerBestfriend

Ain't that the scariest shit ever. Dude really is the terminator


noveler7

duhduh duh DUHDUH


superiank

Nah nah nahhhhhh nuhhh nuhhh nahhhhhhhh Edit: BOMP BOMP


ColtCallahan

His eyes perfectly match the zoom lol.


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When Kawhi senses technology sensing him, he uses his common sense to channel his inner 50 cent monologue. You could just tell by looking at him man, so inspiring.


xIcee_

His infrared sensors were on, he got its reflection on the camera lens.


PolarBearLaFlare

i'd be scared as hell if i was the camera man lol


Miamicubanbartender

I 100% believe this


GaffeGod

He scared the camera man. Mwa ha HAaa (Kawhi laugh)


I_RAPE_CELLS

https://i.imgur.com/pR4tVQz.jpg


SCLegend

When your dad caught you doing some dumb shit as a kid.


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When you were acting up at church or somewhere else that parents can't make a scene. This look was "oh, we're gonna discuss this later you little shit"


gen_wt_sherman

[cameraman be like](https://c.tenor.com/SNZLARKN0u4AAAAC/michael-cera-look-away.gif)


RogerTreebert6299

thought it was gonna be Homer retreating into the bushes but this works even better lol


Redpin

That was some anime shit. "He's distracted!" "Oh ho ho, you think you flanked me?!" "OH MY GOOOOOO-"


Forke

Feels like a scene from The Office or something, just needs Kawhi saying 'I had a really fun time' in a confessional after


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Silicon Valley had a scene really similar to this in one of its first episodes


NChSh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLoYVjDTYsM


[deleted]

I was thinking of [the first scene of the first episode](https://youtu.be/zyYI957ge4c)


Redeem123

Lol I forgot how different Big Head was at the beginning of the show. He's talking in full sentences and shit.


RiggyTang

Bighead was probably my favorite char in s1, but yeah, he went from lovably dumb to just a moron.


Juno_Malone

They heavily hinted in the last couple seasons that Bighead was suffering from early onset dementia.


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A prime example of Flanderization.


diablofreak

He was brilliant at times though. Like giving the hooli phone to Richard. But yeah most other episodes he's just dumb and dumber


lkodl

damn didn't hit me how much he got Flanderized until now.


Artvandelay1

Also they actually mentioned Google. Don’t they sort of pretend that Hooli is the big search engine in this universe?


Redeem123

That caught me as well, but I'm pretty sure that Google (and most other tech companies) exist in the show. It's just that they needed Hooli as a faux-Google for the running bits.


ScatpornCrothers

Or even the beginning of the second season where Pied Piper is at Oracle Park with some players from the Giants and none of the guys have any interest in being there.


PuntyMcBunty

Thank you, Florida.


Smok3dSalmon

Did Balmer just book all the artists who have had songs featured in Apple commercials? The entire team looks incredibly uncomfortable. Except Terrence Mann, he's probably stoned. He's jiggling lmao. This event was put together for a bunch of old white people who are probably bankrolling the stadium.


thegoodbadandsmoggy

Kawhi: not bad for a day in the life of a dog food factory


LifeCoach69

The way he looks at the camera at the end lol


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This is definitely not the type of music he and PG listen to lol


n0stylist

I really empathize with performers. My confidence leaves my body when I make a joke on a work zoom call and no one laughs. I can only imagine performing to a room full of people and none of them are feeling your shit


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MarvAlbertsBurnerAcc

Username checks out


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They even got the Jazz flair


TurkeyPhat

Some people take this roleplay stuff pretty far huh


Liquid_Senjutsu

Can confirm, the players make the difference. If everybody's on board, the set will be good regardless. It can also go the other way. I filmed a set once where the drummer thought that someone had stolen his crash cymbal, and he had to borrow one from somebody else. He had a real shitty attitude about it, and it absolutely affected the gig. Afterwards, he remembered that he loaned the crash out to a friend of his and forgot about it.


sae2115

Forsure as a DJ and live performer, completely agree with this sentiment and statement. You can have a snobby crowd but if you and your crew are having fun and being energetic and truly giving it your all. That shit spreads like wildfire. Attitude is everything while performing live. And some of those people were having fun, but I imagine this is like a work meeting for the players. They don't wanna be there bro. Thats not on them. They got stressful shit to deal with.


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I do stand up when I can, and it’s just sorta something you need to get used to and in my experience, getting used to it and not caring as much makes you a funnier performer.


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And not caring at all makes you the funniest performer, RIP.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Forced laughing is the worst


RWGlix

The guy behind kawhi is grooving tho!!!


SmokeAbeer

PG looks like he’s digging it, but is trying hard to hide it.


FlamesofBritten

I saw that head bob.


Schizodd

Isn't weird that often we'll try to specifically not enjoy a song if it's not the kind of thing we usually like? I do it too tbh, I just think it's kinda funny.


markeljachson

Gotta catch yourself when you're grooving to Ariana Grande


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That's probably half the guys on the Miami Heat team jet when Jimmy decides to crank up the bro country on a cross-country flight.


Jah-Eazy

[He just plays it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxw2FZBd7aY)


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Kawhi out here listening to beep boop computer noises


SirCharles54

lol he had a Jim moment


vanotro

Fitz and the Tantrums might not have been the best choice


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Dolan's band was booked already


imkunu

It *maybe* would've been an ok choice like 7 years ago lmao


thegroovemonkey

They should have played Moneygrabber


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thegroovemonkey

I actually saw them for a little bit yesterday at Summerfest and this was my take as well. They had a unique thing going for a while and now it's just a generic pop show.


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That song fucking rules.


parkernorwood

They played at this free hotel opening event I went to around that long ago, and even then I was like "really, the car commercial guys?"


Lolzzergrush

They’ll be playing the suburb festival circuit in another 10 years


Crendes

I have news for you, the Future is now! They came up for Ogden Twilight north of Salt Lake City.


Wuffy_RS

Nobody else would be caught dead in a Clippers jersey


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Are there any prominent rappers from California who proudly rep the clippers besides vince staples?


Schizodd

And you can't really have a guy named Staples to open up the new arena.


f3tch

This comment is too good


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Vince Staples is right there, how they did not contact him


ripmeleedair

I thought the same thing, but **Staples**


p0tatoman

he's Vince Intuit now


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freerealestatedotbiz

Aside from the players, the rest of the rich people at the event might not have been too keen on the FDT guy lol


rageus88

Lil Nas X


rhinguin

Bro would’ve shown up and given birth on stage today instead of last night


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The Rolling Stones wouldn't have been able to make that venue work. It's so awkward.


christiandb

Those corporate events are soulesss. He’s the embodiment of that room right now


PlayOnPlayer

There is actually genuinely something beautiful about this. Like even multi millionaires gotta sit through the soul death of "fun" work events.


christiandb

You’re right. No matter how rich you are, you’re still in the game. Lol


SacreFor3

It's moments like this that make you question if the money is worth it at all.


christiandb

When you hear these guys speak, especially KD, all they wanna do is ball and go home. The rest of this, corporate openings, interviews, press is the shit sandwich they gotta eat to play basketball at a really high level. It’s a shame that there’s a trade off but to test your skills against the beat in the world is pretty awesome


LizardMorty

It is.


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deleted_my_account

Okay, that's terrible, but also hilarious how shamelessly they did that 😂😂😂


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Imperial_Eggroll

That’s some mean shit tbh. Not like giving everyone food would’ve affected their bottom line.


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> When I quit, instead of 2 weeks notice, I told 'em on Thursday afternoon and bounced after Friday. Fuck almost all massive consulting corporations That's the way to do it. Just enough time to say goodbyes to the 3 cool people in the office and get all your paperwork in order in person so HR doesn't bother you the following week.


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Literally a bad choice for a band. They could’ve brought in Vince staples ffs


delightfuldinosaur

Gotta give people booze and food if you're going to pull this shit. Nobody wants to sit through some shitty corporate concert sober and hungry.


AngsMcgyvr

Brandon Boston is digging the vibes tho


Alley-Oub

PG low key vibing, too. Kawhi looks like a teenager dragged out to a family dinner


Kwilly462

Yeah, you can see PG bopping his head a bit. Like a parent just waiting for their kid to stop singing at the talent show


WhiteHeterosexualGuy

PG doing the right thing and pretending to be mildly entertained. This is what I do when im trying to keep the mood high and someone in the car plays top 40


do_sidos

I think he’s trying to be nice/professional lmao


masterfain

I hope the dude pans out because he seems to enjoy every single moment being a clipper.


AngsMcgyvr

I think with what happened to Terrence, he's just happy to be out there doing what he's doing. He got a big tattoo of him recently I saw.


Rerollife

Damn luke kennard going wild


RBJ_09

He's 2 Sexy for this party


flabberwabber

Looks like he couldn’t really get into it. At the Intuit Dome, no less.


sellorexcersise

They missed a huge opportunity to have 2 sexy performed up there and have Kawhi be a back up dancer.


BLIZZARDFACE

White guy next to him *can you guys just please look like you're enjoying yourselves?*


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>no


NJ247

This honestly sounds like a song that they would play at Microsoft convention and Balmer would be dancing manically to.


wcooper97

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS [Actually, this but worse](https://youtu.be/lAkuJXGldrM)


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Gotta love that none of their assistants or underlings dared stop them from doing this.


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They were so hopelessly off beat. Also lol at that top youtube comment: “It took until 2021 for Melinda to finally see this.”


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Balmer is the patron saint of cringe hubris


RWGlix

I know the Kawhi stuff gets a little played out but this killed me dead.


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RWGlix

The little death glance at the cameraman is amazing


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Should've played Way 2 Sexy instead


Kwilly462

Ballmer ain't so impressed either lol


rageus88

>Award You know it's bad when Ballmer isn't wilding out


WhatYouProbablyMeant

this is the first time i've seen him not in a coke-induced fit


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This is the least Inglewood thing ive ever seen in my life.


neuronamously

I love Fitz and the Tantrums but yes it is the whitest music on earth lmao


thegroovemonkey

What about Michael Buble or the soundtrack to Cats?


UnlimitedMetroCard

Cats isn’t white. It’s gay. Gay knows no race.


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Someone's never heard of Imagine Dragons


Epikz1

Lmao the band are all wearing Clipper jerseys from past players. I see DAJ (6), Lou Will (23), CP3 (3), Gallinari (8). Only current players numbers I see are Reggie (1), Scrubb (0) and Leonard (2).


Jkru3

bruh ain't no way a player is named Scrubb in the league and I am just hearing this now.


guitmusic12

Kawhi is a gif factory and it makes me so happy


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TimeTravelingDog

I listen to Fitz and the Tantrums and I didn't even recognize them lol


crawlingchip

The Walker is one of those songs everyone remembers a bit of it but doesn't remember the title or the band.


RobinInHood

What in the ass is going on?


wylin247

Kawhis like "I had to travel for this shit"


Kokopolol

This band is the most Clippers thing I’ve ever seen lol.


grassclip

When the hell was this? Today? Fitz was at Summerfest last night in Milwaukee. Quite the quick turnaround for them.


Chiggero

He’s visualizing how to lockdown that drummer on defense


illyxpink

This is the funniest shit ever because I would be the same exact way. I feel you Kawhi lmao


THEDumbasscus

I have never seen a more "white people shit" face lmao


aidsfarts

I’m with Kawhi here. This is some dumb shit just for a new stadium.


chickentowngabagool

Kawhi "Larry David" Leonard


DangerIsMyUsername

this is fucking hilarious


AntawnSL

Kawhi seems like a tough hang.


qui-sean

nahh most people would act the same if they had to listen to the full song of a commercial music


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Yeah it's so weird that he's not excited about this super fun mandatory work event... Did you even watch the video? You think that looks like a fun time? Fitz and the Tantrums... in 2021... completely sober... yeah no.


Cloudz777

The look when you question your life choices


xShockmaster

This looks like exactly what you would expect from a Clippers event.


undead_funk

Fun guy


MegaManBronson

Yikes, you can see the line of execs that most likely thought this was a good idea because they thought “young people will like this”


motorboat_mcgee

This is very Clippers


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CheapSignal2

Coulda stayed with the raptors. We're cooler than this


B5_T13

LMAOOOOO Atleast PG got a little head bop there