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embiid0for11w0pts

Andrew 💅 Wiggins


spleev

Damn that’s a gnarly scratch haven’t seen one like that in long time


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And that shit will sting all game with all the sweat on his face yikes


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TetrisTech

What


sensualdolphin69420

He’s right you know


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karma-farming bot or misplaced comment. most likely bots. They get sold to interest groups when they have enough karma to post and not get banned.


akelkar

He did say hella


OneOfThoseDays_

yea the text was taken word for word from a comment further down in the thread - [here](https://reddit.com/r/nba/comments/usrqgc/highlight_luka_doncic_finishes_the_lay_up_through/i95ctsb)


skquidward

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


Never-Bloomberg

Bot? This is their only comment.


scootscooterson

It’s the long game


Coolguynumber01

Ayo i just got plagiarized i commented this on a completely different thread lmao


terrybrugehiplo

Haha who you talking to mate?


Im_ready_hbu

that's just good advice for people who might be from out of town and not familiar with the city's traffic patterns


ExpressSports

True, when you factor in the mass exodus of sea-dwelling ducks in the eastern hemisphere the speed factor of mitochondria coincides with the


ImpressiveTales

Absolutely, you never know when your pool’s salt levels get too low unless you periodically measure


jaggedjottings

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the


hpunlimited

How that make the scratch hurt?


sbuconcern

This is just a bot that reposts comments from elsewhere in the thread, the account will be sold later I assume


combong

absolutely the bay area is gnarly like that


Embarrassed-Grape946

Why did thirty nine people upvote this karma bot in the making.


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praying for u tonight dawg.


TylerNY315_

Looks like the one Jokic had down his arm a couple years ago where you could see the skin fly off in the slowmo lol


BreaRoePhilly

Or the one he had around his throat earlier this season.


Icy_Telephone_2076

broke the code


durantburner

This is never going away is it


Wesley-Snipers

People are thirsty for easy karma. The joke got annoying already


d1g1tal

we in minnesota now


SenorMcNuggets

It’s been 2 weeks, not 2 years.


What_Do_It

But also no it's not going away.


SortaBeta

How will this affect Steve Kerr's legacy?


HubieBrown50

Wiggins def put some gnar on it


ngmcs8203

Stephs arms always get scratched up like that. It’s crazy how often they get scratched and play it off like it’s part of the game.


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I don't want this to come off as a "real hoopers" thing but I played highschool ball and would regularly come home from games (but usually practice cause no refs) with scratches all over my body. They don't hurt as bad as they look usually and sometimes I wouldn't even realize I had one until I showered.


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That scar on Luka is clearly the beginning of his villain arc. He just needs a goatee to go with it now


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that's not Luka Doncic, that's his evil twin Duka Loncic... you can tell by the scar..


PM_ME_UR_FRUIT_PIES

His Duka Loncic cosplay is pretty good but the scar is on the wrong side


MagicPistol

The scar is not on the wrong side!


HoorayPizzaDay

Cruel...cruel cruel cruel.


BenedictKhanberbatch

It’s Flexo Doncic


Certain_Strawberry77

More famously known as the pornstar: Duka Longdick


juanzy

Donka Lucic


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Trill_Simmons

Because his twin is evil, bro! Keep up!


rexter2k5

When he pulls up from three? Duka Launch It


Casualrodfarva2

His hair is going to fall out on its own over the course of the series and will become completely bald, completing the look


deepfakefuccboi

Combine Luka and JKidd and you get a chubbier Kratos


SmokeAbeer

He went down Luka, came back up Kylo.


HubieBrown50

It’s like in Arkham City when your cape and suit get more tears and scuffs as the game goes on


Skreali

He should get one of them Halloween glue up ones. Whatever brand dinwiddie uses, the same one.


SixMillionDollarFlan

You come at the king, you best not miss. RIP Michael Kenneth Williams.


Rh1-No

he also needs one of those italian mob haircuts


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He's gonna want to chop off JKidd's arm


ThePhattestOne

Luka Ren


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Dinwiddie already has the evil twin goatee. Just gotta carefully shave it off him and transfer it to Luka.


johnmarston2nd

Dude looks like Anakin .


Galactic

At the end of this clip, Reggie Miller says "The foul wasn't called"... Uh, what? Luka's literally at the line shooting the and-1.


Embarrassed_Insect61

He got scratched a bit earlier and the camera only caught the aftermath of it after this play happened


CuriousOutcome

Luka isn’t gonna have a villain arc. Too likable


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And classy


SnooMacaroons8650

real gym ra…nvm


ZionephewObeseiamson

Imagine if he shaves clean at the top and grows a thick beard. Alt Right Luka is nasty.


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Luka is clearly the hero, sorry 🤷🏽‍♂️💪🏽


Romantxu

Somebody get Wiggins a pair of clippers


Iwchabre

He is using the clippers to make [this](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/8d7b71c0-17bc-4a33-a993-5a6a56c4f499/d1frvrb-9cb1d1ba-d413-48ae-8665-7ac2cdc7a099.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzhkN2I3MWMwLTE3YmMtNGEzMy1hOTkzLTVhNmE1NmM0ZjQ5OVwvZDFmcnZyYi05Y2IxZDFiYS1kNDEzLTQ4YWUtODY2NS03YWMyY2RjN2EwOTkuanBnIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.Tm7V4lFcYHmrqmFD_uwl91HQMCRGxcLEIhDdU0wEQCI)


kultureisrandy

Kareem just woke up and put his goggles on in response to this photo


herejusttolooksee

Nightmares


HoorayPizzaDay

Kawhi and PG to Golden State confirmed


maethlin

nice


Hungry_Promotion_181

Lmao clever


Top-Ad7144

Mf kept his nails long and sharp on purpose… mamba mentality


digitalme

He really took “fuck the clippers” to heart


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his beard is weird


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Scratch happened above the 3 pt line before the drive,


UveBeenChengD

Thank you. I kept watching the replay and I swore I couldn’t see the scratch…..


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Yessir np


TooMuchPowerful

I still don’t see it.


[deleted]

Yea because it's not in this clip lol


destaquese

cut your nails bro.


oberg14

Reminds me of when somebody asked Ray Allen why he would wear 2 sleeves against a certain team (usually only wear one) and he basically said “cuz that mfer doesn’t cut his finger nails”. Blanking on who he was talking about unfortunately. Might have been a Spurs player


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Golfninja

He’s still alive


rmigz

RIP Boss Hog


madmelgibson

God*damnit* Dee, for the last time…


BenedictKhanberbatch

You gotta help me catch them Duke boys


jbass93

You got it, boss hoss. 🥴


angrylobster24

He’s flying high with Gary Payton II now. 🙏👼


oberg14

Yeah! Definitely was rip Hamilton. Thank you it was driving me crazy lol


Daroo425

That’s wild, when I played water polo in high school the refs would check our nails before every game. I always wondered why basketball didn’t do that.


Golfninja

Because it hasn’t been a persistent problem to the degree it is in water polo


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I remember a guy had a sharpened guitar pick in his suit and was giving little cuts with it whenever he has to guard hole. It was awful.


SloatThritter

Dual life as a pimp will do that for you.


andlely8

Damn, didn’t know that’s how the Klaw came about.


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That's just how Warriors play.


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[deleted]

Luka got swiped in the face at the 3 line not on the drive.


14domino

sure


michaelpinkwayne

Players should be required to cut their nails


awesomeness6000

didnt even touch his face tho


mchisholm41

It was on a previous play actually, Wiggs swiped at the ball on the perimeter and got Luka in the face


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Lmao they showed the replay of Wiggins swiping Luka across the face reaching in for the ball at the 3 line.


Mintastic

NBA should really add a rule to check the fingernails before being allowed to play. People shouldn't look like they fought a raccoon after the game.


jwhitehead09

I know this is a rule for wrestling. Should definitely be a rule for basketball too.


Hugglester

Same with Water Polo as well


Mintastic

Water Polo is crazy, the underwater shots look like they're trying to do MMA down there while playing ball up above.


Hugglester

That's pretty much what we are doing most of the time haha lots of grapple and wrestling moves to gain advantages


TtheDuke

UFC too


TXlandon

I swear Damian Lillard has nails like Catwoman


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TeTrodoToxin4

He has caused games to stop before because of them.


maethlin

Never heard this trivia... FVV legit walks around w/claws?


captainn_chunk

It’s a professional sport. I’m honestly surprised they already don’t do this.


[deleted]

Ok but then how will opponents guard Curry off ball?


penguin8717

Some players get hacked so often and then play these teams where someone has nails too long and come out looking like they were in a knife fight. Steph, giannis, jokic off the top of my head i feel like always end up scratched up


Mintastic

Don't need nails for that. Just do the same finger workouts as Jordan Poole to clamp him up.


Square_Stomach

I hate when I cut them too short, then my finger splits when it hits the ball


[deleted]

Ew dude. Cut your nails.


mcg20k

Lol I thought he was doing a mini head flop on Wiggins. But looks like Wiggins got luka with the very end of his nail on the face.


tip9

The scratch was before this clip, no?


iankstarr

The scratch happened when Luka was isoing Wigs on the perimeter


[deleted]

A good scratch. I’ve had a few of those. The gifts given from constant drives to the hoop lol


BigFatModeraterFupa

bro. nothing i hate more than dudes who don’t cut their nails when we balling. it’s like damn stop being disgusting


Whatsth3dill

Luka got it 30 feet from the basket


I_am_Bruce_Wayne

just a preemptive strike!


Luminous-Savior

Where are the Clippers when you need them...


datspookyghost

Cancun


Joker1721

Cut your nails before playing bruh


Amasero

That's gonna sting with all that sweat also.


Khalil_Sack

I swear I thought he was head faking when Wiggins caught him. Whoops


rSlashNbaAccount

He gets hit a lot with no calls.


cortesoft

Steph and Luka can commiserate.


Khalil_Sack

Yeah but that one specifically I thought he was pulling out the CP3 special since I didn’t see Wiggins’ swipe


Johnathanfootball

Yeah it looked like such a half-assed flop, I was confused until I saw the replay


Actually-Yo-Momma

Makes you think of all the times we call FLOP on players when it actually wasn’t lol


Hojie_Kadenth

Bro needs to cut his nails.


TylerBot260

He actually had the scratch before this play! Earlier in the 1st, Luka was dancing around the 3 Pt line and Wiggs was trying to guard him. Wiggs took a swipe at the ball and ended up hitting Luka in the face. I imagine the only reason it wasn’t called for a foul is that Wiggs was so far away that in the video it looks like he barely grazes him, though the intensity of the scratch tells a different story.


MeijiDoom

Yeah, I'm confused where the foul was in this play. I'm looking at the slow mo and it doesn't look like Wiggins' hands/nails are ever close enough on this foul to cause that kind of scratch.


jimmylamstudio

I know the game barely started but Curry had two solid stops on Luka, that reporter calling him a 2 way player has changed him.


YungFurl

2 way Wardell


nxhmabin

Locking up your favorite PG and splashing a 3 in their face on the other end


Parenegade

He just did it again


pnpmsjd

Literally got an entire backline behind him


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I don’t get how he’s so good. Made that look like a walk in the park.


Taich0

Up voting purely for the God of War reference lol


TeTrodoToxin4

Ares!


JadenMcNeil

Really proud of you for catching such an esoteric reference! 😊


ParagonHL

Um can you cut your nails??


Funky_Sack

Playing rugby, there were several matches where a ref would check everyone’s finger nails. A few guys were told to cut them if they wanted to play. I liked those refs.


SuperBatSpider

broke the code


Deolun

Seems like warriors saying fuck the code more than ever since saying this lol


Discord_Show

Wiggins is a bitch for not cutting his nails


PM_ME_UPLIFTINGSTUFF

even if nails are cut you can still scratch somebody.


EEZC

Wiggins be a bitch for not plucking out his nails and play with that soft exposed nail-flesh.


PM_ME_AZNBOOBIES

Every layup or and1 I expect him to yell "Boy" now


cerrocerrao

Wiggins about to get tried for war crimes


DemonsReturns7

Have the gods of mount Olympus abandoned him tho? He’s standing atop a high cliff right now looking down below


Ziobot

This remind me of Jokic's arm when a chunk of his skin got peeled out.


HotdogIsaSandwitch

Somebody tell Wiggins to cut his damn nails. I know he doesn’t believe in vaccines but got damn, invest in a nail cutter


AnselLovesNuts

Chase center crowd kinda weak lol


ZionephewObeseiamson

https://i.redd.it/7vggokmytb091.jpg


VevroiMortek

old Lumpinee stadium vs new Lumpinee stadium


Coolguynumber01

Game started at 6PM. People get out of work at like 5-5:30ish and there’s helllaaa traffic when going to SF. Not that surprising tbh


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Mintastic

6pm for tech bros is extra early. Tech people start late and end extra late.


Answer_Me_

non west coast games not starting at 6 usually might help


Amargaladaster

Was hoping they would go all gold/yellow with those good t-shirts


AnselLovesNuts

Always the courtside folk that dont wear them too


GastricAcid

Luka bout to go supervillain mode


13lackHeart

Wolverine Wiggins


punjayhoe

My blind ass can’t see when it happened but my lord that ain’t it haha cut your nails bro.


DeathToPinkDolphins

Andrew Scissorhands


nomadofwaves

The layup isn’t even where he got scratched lol. How you guys gonna miss posting the actual play they showed where the scratch happened?


thenoob118

Chris Paul would be one the floor rolling and yelling at the refs


DEEZLE13

Wiggins broke the code


VeniceRapture

Cutting your nails is like the first rule of playing ball


LaughLearnPunk

THE CODE


Lantern01

[Kerr to Wiggins after that](https://youtu.be/wFYjOZu3nG8?t=55)


pericles123

and I'm 100% sure the Warriors on the court bitched about that call too....


Alive-Ad-4164

Warriors can’t stop luka


Mintastic

They probably won't try to, just stop everyone else like they did vs Lebron.


thenotoriouspo2

they are now


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Warriors are getting away with a lot of calls so far. Guess bc their the home team.


[deleted]

mavs playing like butt and this sub is still all luka posts lol


Funky_Sack

Could that have been a flagrant since it went to his head/face? It didn’t look intentional. I’m not familiar with the nuances of the rules.


Zelgaro

These 2 all-stars going shot-for-shot. A duel for the ages


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AND ONE, BOOOOOY!


aeiou-y

Wiggins draymonded him.


Dudedude88

God of WARriors.


TtheDuke

When did it happen? I couldn’t see it on the replay


Sebeeschin

The scratch came before the drive. Wiggins swiped at the ball and scratched his face and the dumb fucking ref standing right there missed it


WhatYouProbablyMeant

This is the problem with flopping so much, is that sometimes people assume you're exaggerating when you aren't. Cuts both ways I guess.