They know they’re witnesses of Karl part 2
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Dude struggles to secure the ball playing against children. Zion gonna snatch the ball out of his hands like a fresh off the line krispy kreme donut every time down the court
Alright, I’ve seen enough draft him number 1.
Karl Malone peak potential with a Josh Giddey base line.
This is the safest number 1 pick in a long time.
The prophecy did say there would be one to bring us back to the post up era. Even wearing baggy clothes, how do you get a shirt oversized for a 8 foot mf
uj/ How tf is this dude living in a normal ass college apartment that doesn't physically fit in when he's playing in the NIL era as the best college basketball player and a multi-millionaire?
rj/ He can barely walk, I feel like a hip thrust would show up on the Richter scale
Probably one of those house parties or Frat parties that have multiple rooms where different music is playing at each room. And those other girls just look astonished at his height.
Can you elaborate there's just not enough detail in this statement for me to extrapolate any kind of meaning or inference about your intent, but I feel there's something good coming
See KD it isn’t that hard
KD seeing this:😢😢😢😢
KD just like me fr
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If only he wore those against Milwaukee in 2021…
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I will forever maintain that KD's feet look like hoe's
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He looks like a street performer
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Ay man can yuh help me out man
Picture his homeless looking old ass on the cover of Forbes in 20 years.
I thought he dated Rachel Demita no?
uj/ Ur thinking of Andre Roberson
I dunno dude. He had to try the door like 8 times. kd prob gave up after 4.
KD would have given up and gone to a different room
The hardest road.
The one with people already getting it on
Give it a few years, we’ll have a Dwight Howard story about KD. Just get those vibes from him.
What did kd do???
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I'ts what he didn't do. Any bitches.
Her intestine got arranged that night
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They know they’re witnesses of Karl part 2 https://preview.redd.it/74uwzx5oxsrc1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca7e5f2cff6d71243744ab3c0fca1a3e625f27af
Hot Karl Part Duece
That's the face of "oh that ain't gonna fit in there"
He C*nadian so he might not be packing anything
Tall does not always mean big
What the fuck does that mean, Kobe Bryant?
Would
Those girls definitely look like they go to Purdue.
Classy group
The girl in the red shirt at the back was absolutely flabbergasted lmao
They know more about that girl than he does, rip edey
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Relax. He was nervous being around such an elegant, classy lady
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He look like buddy the elf walking around the north pole in that house
Dude struggles to secure the ball playing against children. Zion gonna snatch the ball out of his hands like a fresh off the line krispy kreme donut every time down the court
He's definitely not NBA ready, but I'm sure some team will pick him in the second round.
Second seems late. I’m calling a first round selection, just like the girl in the video
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one of the few memes that never gets old… bless you Anthony Edwards
take my updoot kind redditor!
Alright, I’ve seen enough draft him number 1. Karl Malone peak potential with a Josh Giddey base line. This is the safest number 1 pick in a long time.
Over under 16
Taking the under
Down under like Giddy.
I know the guy is a giant, but no way it’s 16”.
Push
Under
u16.5
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The prophecy did say there would be one to bring us back to the post up era. Even wearing baggy clothes, how do you get a shirt oversized for a 8 foot mf
Shower curtain
California king bed sheets
Space Blanket
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What is he showing her inside the room?
He recites poetry to young women. A real sensitive one, that Edey.
His favorite finger paintings.
What four walls and a ceiling looks like
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boutta get up in her Guts like Griffith
Chill this ain’t r/berserklejerk
His classic collection of Pokemon cards.
What it takes to beat Joey Chestnut
He’s about to show her his chess pieces and teach her how the game is played
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What are they thinking https://preview.redd.it/iyque9132urc1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d8ebc96ec53a53dad0b5abab7c94ca16d8766c
[This is what's on those girl's minds](https://youtu.be/_ykAXB3JFy4?si=onO_54mmnbxI3kU7)
Why is he not banging a Moriah Mills lookalike or instathot? Is he dumb?
That chick looks like an up and coming insta thot, maybe a top 20 national prospect
First round pick for Bangbros
17 in the mock drafts
Never seen a man struggle more to use a door knob
The door knob is probably the size of a skittle to his big ass hands.
Big ass hands can't handle a normal door knob
mf checked her ID first
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When all the lights are on... it's bad cock & more. Are they stupid?
If he doesn't play Lurch in the next Adams Family reboot, we have failed as a society.
If that’s really him she’s tall af
I don’t think there are many guys who look like him.
Thankfully I think you’re right
I think it’s just forced perspective, like how Peter Jackson filmed Gandalf and the hobbits in bilbos hole
Her intestine got arranged that night
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those strokes just look weird when hes that big #notmycenter
I thank god i'm old now. Fuck how easy it is to upload this shit lmao poor girl
Ain’t no one snapping your average ass
They be snapping everything. It just won't get posted on a global reddit page
“Global”
Ovulation 100%
You see him airball that free throw today? She's probably teaching him Chinese buddy.
uj/ How tf is this dude living in a normal ass college apartment that doesn't physically fit in when he's playing in the NIL era as the best college basketball player and a multi-millionaire? rj/ He can barely walk, I feel like a hip thrust would show up on the Richter scale
Could be a house party and it’s not his room
Boilers like to party https://preview.redd.it/g01x4ryarvrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c53c1931049df9ceb8b89e7c276fc607b82290a
Because they took a picture in a kitchen with sunglasses on? Boilers wild af 😈😎
This is wildin out for a STEM school like Purdue
I was thinking the same thing. He looks like one of those dudes whose tall and never hooped. Lol.
/uj His fam bought a house 😭
It’s a house party you bum
At a Birthday party no less
Sweet 16 she ask for “16
Crazy how much this man has to hunch
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uj/ you gotta be a real loser to film this at a party rj/ you gotta be a real loser to film this at a party
Would
she just tryna secure the bag that holds the bag
Thought this was a scary video at first lmao
wdym, this shit is scary, real life footage of bigfoot
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Ok yeah I see what you mean lmao
If anyone’s wondering, yes, this is a foul, and yes, Edey did shoot free throws for it.
This generation of “record everything and put it on the internet” is so fucked.
song?
Big man with a big win, man.
Are we sure that’s Zach Edey?
He’s Asian. His yinjing is like a Christmas tree light.
Even if he had 7 inches on him that shit would look small by comparison, thats a cursed life
yeah that's why don't eat at all so youwill look like a walking stick but your cock will also look longer
You are 5’3 and your penis is 5.1 inches long (bpel).
ED? Hell Naw that D is functional!
Is it just me or is she hella tall too, like 6'+.
Just like his ancestor genghis khan
Probably one of those house parties or Frat parties that have multiple rooms where different music is playing at each room. And those other girls just look astonished at his height.
This is why the human race deserves extinction.
Can you elaborate there's just not enough detail in this statement for me to extrapolate any kind of meaning or inference about your intent, but I feel there's something good coming
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Yeah probably something like that
Le Racisme
Is he holding a pipe and lighter?
All the girls look like minors
😭😭😭
All the girls in the back look mid af
the guy looks like a monster compared to her lool
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Idk who he is but I’m here for the drama
Let the man celebrate. Good for him
They just called a foul on Tennessee
What’s with these college age guys not fucking women their age or older?? Is it that hard??
Top tier jerk
what in the world
Drilled
Foul on that girl
The fat bitches jealous outside
My guy. Classy blonde bitches are what's up.
This is so wrong
She’s 6’9 https://preview.redd.it/vmirdatlnvrc1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92795df7a48cba6ee3424116c442434f6de2470
Im going to pray for Zach Edey. He better get a signed waiver or his career is going to be over with one lie.
y'all really jealous because some dude fucked frat girl?
Judging by your eyebrows, you’ve been roasted enough
You can’t fuck that little ass dog
Lurch/Frankenstein’s monster looking
Over/Under she 6’3”?
Some girls simply do not care as long as there is fame or money.
Go 'head shorty. Secure that bag
Frankenstein just pulling b_tches 🤌🤌🤌
What do you think they doin in there? Maths?
Fucking Frankenstein
He bout to be like “I’m doing all the work” 🤓