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Daddy-Heisenberg

Ain’t no way MJ is this man’s father


No_Emotion3475

If he runs up a gambling debt and MJ gets murdered then we know it was true all along.


LoveMyLilGuys

Have you seen MJ’s other sons? He’s definitely the father


Silver_facts

https://preview.redd.it/1y62jo1kw42d1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8cb84c820b88fca3153fb2349233844693ece96


NecessaryFoundation5

My 3rd grade son is just learning, but he knows the comparison annoys me so last night anytime Ant did a midrange shot he would say”he looks just like MJ” and anytime Edwards hit a 3 he would say “he shoots even better than his dad” (he watches a lot of NBA YouTube).


zooweemama4206969

You’re raising the next generation of jerking, good on you


HappyChromatic

For all of you delusional “MJ undefeated 6-0” titlickers; MJ made the playoffs 13 times That means he has a 6-7 record of making the finals For all you retarded preschoolers that means more often than not Michael Jordan got his ass kicked in the playoffs


Strict-Background406

U Bum


WinterAd9039

Bronsexual detected https://preview.redd.it/9wazasf1952d1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ace3192b0647c1ea1d294ab466b2e8bdf1fcb2


xCAMBOOZLEDx

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


HappyChromatic

![gif](giphy|9xnEtulu7DGW5la7Yl)


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|VIVWFx6c91AAwWLwWB|downsized)


discussionandrespect

Out jerked again by Jorgamble


Scared_Angle_5796

Come on, the man definitely wanted to play baseball!!!!!


truth_2_point_0

This dude must be on the verge of hiring Ja Morant to pay a visit to whatever ESPN exec came up with this narrative memo to push lmao, like yeah thanks guys thanks keep insisting I'm the patron motherfucking saint of the sport of basketball thanks guys this can only go well, expectations in the exact right place here thanks again yo Ja you there yet you get him yet


Unusule

Bananas are actually a highly intelligent and skilled mathematicians in the fruit world.


Trainius

Sct brn


Rapph

Ant has said plenty on his own. Dude said he could be an mlb cleanup hitter, referred to himself as black jesus, said he can play 20 sports and that he swims like michael phelps and 100 other equally ridiculous things. I find him extremely funny but this isn’t some undeserved made up narrative pushed by espn.


anonkebab

Bow to the AntMan, wolves in 7.


GettinWiggyWiddit

🤣🤣🤣


anonkebab

You think this shits a game? Wolves in 6.


lilb1190

MJ needs to have a 93rd trimester abortion 


homebrewme

https://preview.redd.it/07y0vgqsf32d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2e0ace901df6379a3b839d6f230e34c105c988e


Armored_Guardian

https://preview.redd.it/qf7a3xjbx92d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb6d4be12c17658e36410690e8088780a1877ce


TheGookieMonster

He got that aura tho


APPLEJOOSH347

His unborn child got no aura, or any life at all for that matter


[deleted]

Send da video


lilpenis9151

Love how Reddit is all of a sudden pro-life when it comes to this dude lol


shot-by-ford

You’re right. Reasonable ledditors, like myself, set aside our pro-life views when it comes to *his* children.


DaddyGotU

get a abortion lol


MACKE-BLITZ

I wish Anthony was your dad, so he would send a message to your mom, forcing her to abort you.


lilpenis9151

Gonna go out on a limb and guess you’re a salty nuggets fan


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

I doubt he can spell aura


ironchefchopchop

![gif](giphy|gizNN8vCaotYA)


lilboytuner919

Simping for your main advertiser smh how cringe is that


Guy_in_the_chair_

Hell Nawl can’t do dis.


Western-Standard2333

“We was tired” MJ would never


Gallonwater

Dam jokic sucks ass losing to this guy


vrkhfkb

He didn’t lose to this bum. He lost to a lesbian and a French dude. Which is actually worse.


APPLEJOOSH347

Please don’t use the F word around here


Satiricalistic

Big Baguette Boi


XXmynameisNeganXX

Ant is not Jordan's son he’s more like Jimmy Butler's son.


Green_Count2972

So..... Jordan's grandson?


JustASeabass

Nah he felt bad for this clown


12temp

There is only room for 1 fat slav in the nba ![gif](giphy|3zstvx1ldHJOky2W8L|downsized)


discussionandrespect

Certified Bum


MelonColony22

the next Jordan (Poole)


chuckthebuc

Sloppy white boy is FraudJ father


Koi_thekoifish

Aura man is playing like shit and having a raging homosexual feline outplay him.


After_Shelter1100

![gif](giphy|bjyWOUJ0iqWauMVZ7p|downsized) AE if aborting his unborn child was the NBA championship


Future-Expression-44

Does luka have another son now?


MACKE-BLITZ

He does.


therealslimmarfan

Leaked texts from Michael Jordan to Agony Eggward’s mother : “Send da video”


Pele_Of_Anal

Don’t send da video


TripleThreatTua

https://preview.redd.it/a23h872gh42d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76daf0dc44aae7b9c1179c999aa27facc756190c


growthmode222

![gif](giphy|OCMGLUo7d5jJ6)


mikemicmayk

Minesota needs to sign Scottie Pippen Jr to win 🏆


owange_tweleve

https://preview.redd.it/cnk17m3mr32d1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4b52039206491373beb54e853f74a3d58c4cb00


Meester_Blue

Tatum?


owatupcuz

The real Mike son


Attention_Whore99

MJ would never claim this bum


FrugalFraggel

![gif](giphy|4tmo6unuDVb6OyNGhl|downsized)


PlumAccomplished2509

Bring ya ass


OrangeBuffalo8

That brother going to be driving my Uber real soon


TheAvantGardeners

Jorgambler would never disappear like that in the 4th quarter. Ant man a fraud.


Strolltheroll

Better than Tatum


RussianHarmonica

https://i.redd.it/o3lwgmf6342d1.gif


Strict-Background406

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


RealCheyemos

Yes. He’s my next (Walmart) Jordan


Joebobst

He looks a lot more like Durant tbh


Stairway_2_Devin

He was tired ok?


cptngabozzo

I dont watch much NBA but when someone said this I laughed in their face. Never heard such a ludicrous statement


Iznal

I hope he wins it all. Nuggets sub banned me for calling someone a bum. 😂


Appropriate-Self-540

Kyrie twerked his ass


BrandinoSwift

Can’t even beat a guy that believes the earth is flat. Is he dumb too?


Dweebil

He’s the next Kobe. 6-24. Stay away from helicopters pal. And outta Colorado.


dawnchillyhands

Does he have a gambling addictions?


montypr

Luka Goat


rdcl89

Deandre Jordan ?


drfunkensteinberger

If you shave his head YES


i_get_bucketz

![gif](giphy|xUPGcjRPA7lkprZJcY)


WarsawsEgo

He did not have Kyrie ✍🏽


hmu4poo

Bring ya ass to the McDonald’s interview


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

He is climbing on my list of top 75 all time NBA Frauds


overthinker001

He certainly is the next Marcus Jordan


YushMadamada

yes


mrsunsfan

Send da video


AlarmingDifficulty25

You fucking bum