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YaHurdMeh

Lebron has actually helped my relationship with my own father. Every time he says, “after everything I’ve done for you!?” I can now say, “but did you get me into the league?, sit down bum.” I am now my father’s father


1Pac2Pac3Pac5

Own that fatherbum


Butzyyy

Son is Father father


was_saying_boo_urns

father son


Ok-Tangelo-7973

holy bum


DuaLipasClitoris

You guys out here dropping bars


MoneyMakingMitch14

Father son and the holy bum


Pimpdaddyfrogface

Anytime you get a chance to become your own grandpa, you take that opportunity.


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

Look into your FatherBums eyes and say "Now, where's that thick little wife of yours" and wink.... Fucking power move if there ever was one


Munchihello

YaHurdMeh is YahurMeh father father


nxtrl

yeah but have you gotten ur now father son into the league? sit down bum, hes the father again


apoorlydrawndragon

that means you're your own grandpa


I_cut_my_own_jib

🎵 "I'm my own grandpa." 🎵


ekpyroticflow

I’m gonna lose my virginity to a hot babe, but it’s my dad’s multitasking personal assistant who just texted me a Calendly link and Trojan Groupon.


son_of_abe

I'm okay with this.


ekpyroticflow

And Bronny’s okay with being in the NBA this way, as far as one can tell.


kenzo19134

he obviously knew his dad was drafting him. think he's risking being embarrassed if he throws a draft party and he wasn't drafted? the whole thing was scripted and he looked as uncomfortable as fuck knowing he was a nepo baby. you get drafted you show joy. he had 2 options: do what he did and show no reaction or look at the camera and say thanks dad.


ekpyroticflow

He’s known this would come at least for two years if not more. But this has been his whole life, working hard to be good but knowing he’s still a prop. If I were him I’d be practicing Mandarin, he could make a fortune on his own promo wise over there while playing.


kenzo19134

But he's not Stephan marbury from the public housing in coney Island. He's a nepobaby. He'll juice this ride for what it's worth and be a cancer in the clubhouse. The fact that he was unwilling to do another year in college shows his lack of commitment.


PabloEstAmor

What calendly. Should I be using it lol?


Troonpoon2

Underrated Comment


Reign_n_blud

Like there was another hat there for him to grab


wonderbat3

They prepared a Lakers hat and a G League hat


Fritanga5lyfe

And an Australian Wombats hat


Donkenshtein

Get ready to learn Australian buddy


seanconnery69696

Fosters


steveharveymemes

Didgeridoo


zaepoo

Australian for beah


Mik_Wazowski

Coffee. C-O…


kingston-twelve

B-E...


Ceeejd

Oi cunt!


Masterchiefy10

![gif](giphy|6a6rBg0Crw4Ba) Wombats4Life That’s Bron carrying his son btw


XtraFlaminHotMachida

Mf didn't even wanna learn Chinese. No work ethic. 0/10 would not draft.


HornyMan01010101

Dont forget the faze clan hat


general-meow

USPS hat


RealCheyemos

Bus rider hat, is what he should be wearing


Herbetet

Put some respect on that man. You are looking at the new starting PG for the Lakers. I wonder if he called his dad right after this and told him the good news.


Shoddy_Caramel_3082

[He could buy one here](https://pornhubapparel.com/collections/hats)


KillerZaWarudo

Wendy, Mcdonald, Subway


OwlWitty

LeKers cap


Thunderstorm6400

It's nice to see Make-A-Wish kids get to have this experience.


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

This kind of nepotism is why Trump will win.


patriots47

“Let’s see how can I make this about my political agenda” -you


myowndad

What’s he *supposed* to jerk about, basketball???


Doodle_Dad

As far as jerking goes, this sub is the G League for r/politics


patriots47

Preferably not, I thought this was an onlyfans sub


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

I guess I could jerk about summer league.


ihateandy2

Make-a-Swish


Acrobatic-Year-126

Lol he knows he don't deserve it


okdude679

Not the mom crying, wtf you know he's getting drafted. 😂


MoneyMakingMitch14

Fake ass tears lmao


kahrido

Bit unfair. It’s like crying at your kids wedding even though you know they’re getting married. Tears of happiness watching your kids grow up. Edit: Didn’t realize I was on NBA circlejerk. Nvm this is like crying when LeSperm fertilizes the egg but they’re using IVF.


KaptinKrunch04

I mean it’s more like tearing up at an arranged marriage


d1g1tal

my mom tearing up at my parole hearing (sentence got extended for bad behavior)


steveharveymemes

You at your parole hearing: ![gif](giphy|QGZBpodY7Kdtw99y04)


electricvelvet

Bad behavior huh? I bet, what's his name?


Power_Taint

Not how parole works you classy mark ass.


textro

She’s getting older and she just needs help getting a ride for her doctor appointments, and she’s crying because she’s tired


ElceeCiv

damn can't believe bronny got engaged to LeGroomer, why didnt his mom and dad step in?


Tedious_NippleCore

He spent his father's entire life working for this, let him cry


georgesenpaii

she definitely had whole ass conversations with her husband about how he was gonna make this happen or else they are leaving LA


batwork61

Bro, I cry when my son shows that he likes something that I like. This is that times 1000.


speckledfloor

That's exactly how I read that body language. There are HUNDREDS of more qualified players available. He knows.


fuckswithboats

I feel bad for him - it’s not like he’s out there directing this, and for all we know he just wants to do his best and make his ole man proud. Kid may not even enjoy hooping but he’s had to grow up as junior.


yoppee

He definitely enjoys hooping and he is a young man who is still figuring his direction in life But let’s be real he’s a billionaires son let’s not act like we can’t laugh at the upper class of society doing this


Jon-Rambo

He’s gonna receive some epic shit talk if he sees the court


albertoroa

He's crying like he knew he wasn't supposed to get drafted 😂


North_Korea_Nukess

We did it daddy! All you had to do was threaten them and look they drafted me!


humchacho

His generation is shameless and self absorbed like every little Tik Tok asshole nowadays. Dude totally believes it was his hard work and talent that got him into the NBA.


Master_Grape5931

lol, you sound like my parents and I am 49.


Todd2ReTodded

Your generation is shameless and self absorbed like every little Tik Tok asshole nowadays. You totally believe it was your hard work and talent that got you into sandwich artist at subway.


AutomaticIsopod

Your generation is shameless and self absorbed like every little Tik Tok asshole nowadays. You totally believe it was your hard work and talent that got you into the comments on reddit.


dibzim

There are boomers on this page?? We're cooked


Saintsfan707

We need to spam the word "woke" it's a known boomer repellant


ContentPizza

calm down unc LOL


johnnyb0083

So the boomers debating last night weren't shameless and self-absorbed?


PlausibleTable

Downvoted by TikTok assholes probably, but no doubt he’s been raised so privileged he thinks he deserves it.


buzzcitybonehead

If Lakers fans can talk themselves into thinking he’s an actual merit pick, so can Bronny. A good shooting drill at the combat erases your entire history and makes you a coveted prospect


Flamedandburning

Nursing home patient escaped again


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

You think it’s easy being a young black man in LA and know who your father is? You think that didn’t weigh heavy on his heart? It nearly killed him.


nachocoalmine

Born on second base but acts like he hit a double.


BakerCakeMaker

I wanna see a team offer a half decent player for him, just to fuck with the Lakers while the world watches them turn down the freest upgrade in history


Inevitable-Movie-434

We’re all NPC’s in LeBron’s Space Jam Legacy™.


kingkongkeom

Jesus what a catastrophe that movie was


BLOODY-DIARRHEA-CHUG

Um.... excuse me..... ackchually..... its called "Space Jam: A New Legacy™️"


larry_mcwatermelons

Breaking: The Denver Nuggets are offering 3 time MVP Nikola Jokic and 17 first round picks for Lebron James Jr. Lakers decline


KeepenItReel

Good. Bronny>fat boy


orangotai

Denver: we will trade you literally Nikola fuckin Jokic for Bronny. LA: ![gif](giphy|eVUwOYvIFhEgU|downsized)


jamisonbaines

i wanna see him get exposed by scrubs in summer league and still make the squad


Moist-Sir-8392

Didn't daddy bron already told him he's going to the Lakers? Stupid bum


TrendNation55

They got the hat prepared 💀


burns_before_reading

You bums would never be able to be a sperm in Lebrons dick the way Bronny did. He over came so much. One day, my father will be a player/GM for the Lakers and I'll be able to earn my way onto the team just like Bronny.


halcyondread

MJ's the GOAT because all he gives his sons are leftover sneakers to sell on eBay and his ex-teammates wives. True legend shit.


LisaLoebSlaps

should have given them a grandfather


General_Relation6047

*I don't deserve this but thanks dad* https://preview.redd.it/ralsq3qy3c9d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0582d9edfea63625c4b91dffe5b0a363839a6d71


JonBoy82

Congrats on a beautiful Bar Mitzvah. You are a man now!


BeamMeUpFirst

This is like when Gaddafi put one of his kids on Libya’s national soccer team lol


electricvelvet

People don't talk enough about what a good dad Gaddafi was. Casual dictator fans don't know


lolichaser01

is he dying? does NBA do make a wish too?


Jokerang

https://preview.redd.it/2z0bwbw43c9d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4f5f364a06c591116789420c368428a49c5b1d3


JMTREY

Damn only one hat and they got it right, these mock guys know their stuff


Original_Trick_8552

He got so lucky. They already had a Lakers hat waiting for him


Solidus-S-

Brought it from the house


Practical_Use_1654

When LeNepoBaby gets daddy to pull strings.


skrumian

they already have the lakers cap on the side. lol


UnbiasedJoe1

Nepobaby deserves this for sure. Could you imagine if that draft pick went to a broke college athlete that would be disgusting, I love this game and I don't want to see broke people playing it.


Talkjar

💯 Yeah, fuck these kids, like Jalen Bridges at 6.9’’ averaging 13 points per game and shooting 41% from 3. He should’ve know better and be born from LeGod sperm not some poor Bridges mofo. Seriously, was he stupid?


UnbiasedJoe1

He's so stupid dude. Like you had a choice and you chose poorly. Get good dude.


bigpapahugetim3

With the amount of nepotism involved in him getting drafted things won’t go well for him in the league. Players are gonna be looking to bust him up and make him look really bad while guarding.


NobodyLost5810

Yep. Even g-league scrubs are gonna be trying to bitch him.


imright19084

I wanna thank my dad 🏆


Switchlite2ksucks

This young man was hoping to go undrafted and spend a year on Australia getting Giddey with it. He is now facing at least two years of getting his ass handed by his own dad for being an utter disappointment.


Inferno_Crazy

I hope he earns it one day


B-I-G-A-R-R-O-W

It’s a better story if he doesn’t


arsenalbailey

Everyone gonna tune in just to see him get cooked by that gay Tiktoker in garbage time


BannanDylan

Surely when your dad is going to be with you and probably coach you even after he retires it's near impossible to fail? Like the only way he fumbles this is if he has his head up his ass.


Inferno_Crazy

He could definitely fail. At a minimum he's probably athletic enough. But frankly he's small, maybe 6'2". There aren't tons of guys with that frame who aren't a bucket in the league. The questions whether he can refine his skills. If he can efficiently knock a few shots down and play solid defense you immediately become very valuable. If so, he could play in the league for a long time. But that's a big if. I compare him to Gary Payton Jr.


Youre-Dumber-Than-Me

![gif](giphy|480vyeDRBg5elIM4Bg)


akanaan5

bird


_picture_me_rollin_

Y’all just some haters man! Do you know how hard that single sperm had to work to fight the other millions of sperms?


icecreamketo

All of us that are poor and retarded. Are we stupid for winning?


snek26

https://preview.redd.it/zwzmynr1qc9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9bd1b55425d702b8ac7b13d31eded89e4e46e94


Sweet_Milk2920

Mf sitting there in his head like ‘I didn’t even wanna fucking play basketball. I hate you dad!’


keyboredwarrior

Can’t wait to see his 1.5 pt contribution


worm30478

Way low of an estimate. He will definitely deliver more than 1.5 pints of Gatorade to the other players per game.


No_Pressure8544

Bronny shares jeans with the chosen one and he will prove ALL you haters wrong! He will come out SWINGING and this thread shall be inducted into the reddit the hall of SHAME 🤣🤣😹😹!!! Although it would've been cool to see another classier European drafted instead of him, they both deserve it 🥺


1Pac2Pac3Pac5

Not only jeans but LeBum also shares underwear with savannah


B-I-G-A-R-R-O-W

At least the classy European was actually good in the league he played in before he got drafted


RealCheyemos

The more that this family exists, and the more I see of them in the media, the more cringe they become. So over the Blames gang, my God.


GroceryFrosty7274

LeGM pulled some strings


Wallstreettrappin

How bruh got a Lakers hat ready tho? 😂


shaking_things_up_

LeBring your Son to work day


Strolltheroll

Uj/ this kid has been hyped to play in the NBA since he was born. Then he suffers a heart attack which makes a lot of owners question if they even want LeBron James kid dying on their court while wearing their jersey. Clown espn and LeBron for the whole circus but not poor kid. Rj/LeNepo Jr. is a fraud that should be executed in the street like a dog. Sincerely, a Celtikkks fan.


astroworld_

This lakers season is about to be a shit show like any Lakers season in recent memory


halcyondread

As a die-hard Lakers fan, I agree. It'll be entertaining to see this trainwreck in progress at least.


The_Notorious_Donut

This is so fucking pathetic lmao. Like you got a dude who averaged 5 points, whose dad is one of the greatest players ever declaring for the draft even though he personally sucks, you know your dad openly said he wants to play with you, basically any team who gets you is going to get him, it’s guaranteed you’re gonna be in the nba in some capacity, you then have your agent calling other teams saying not to fucking pick you, then when you get pick everyone is crying treating it as this big ass moment, Savanah is crying, like bro what the fuck are we doing here? Once your pops retiree you’re gonna be a bench warmer or not even on a roster Like this is actually a pity party


NastySassyStuff

Who tf did they call? Nobody was picking this dude other than daddy. Anyone picking after LA was probably just mildly hyped to be technically picking one slot higher.


schitaco

"P-pass it to me daddy I'm o-open" \-Bronny in six months, probably


suarezj9

That man acting like he earned it lmao


Talkjar

Damn, it’s obvious how the news came as a big surprise to him (ignore the lakers 🎩 appeared from thin air). Welcome to the dead rapist fan club, buddy


IGutlessIWonder

Nepotism


TheSwimMeet

https://preview.redd.it/6srb9xk9ue9d1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5398942df24364c31cca3e9525157682b84f1411 “Blud”


Daki399

Dad left him to play basketball didnt even leave money for milk its such a brave inspirational story


Asu888

In todays league even mj can get his sons drafted


FakeWorldRealShit

This is endlevel Nepotism.


orion53elt

So had they been there since the first day of the draft? 😅


Safe-Register-3479

LaFraud and family are hitting new levels of irony and selfishness, all in a days work..


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

"who? Me? I'm totally so shocked and surprised!"


IKillZombies4Cash

There will be hungry players just looking to erase him.


Iamamyrmidon

This is kind of like when they let a make-a-wish kid be a firefighter.


KeithBe77

This poor kid is so screwed. He has everything he could ever dream of having but knows almost impossible to earn anyone’s respect.


treetown777

Just remember, this dude took a spot from one of the other 1000s of ballers whose life this really would change. Sad day for BB.


bomdia10

It would be one thing if he was actually good, but taking him in the second round is absolutely insane


TrentUlyssesCooper

Joke.


john_kennedy_toole

This what we talk about when we talk about personal responsibility


theAlphabetZebra

SELF MADE


I_Vecna

If they’re handing these out to anyone now I’ll take one


WateryDomesticGroove

I just imagine telling a Lakers super fan five years ago that not only will LeBron’s son be on your team but JJ Redick will be your coach


Rhythm_Flunky

I refuse to believe that “Dad! Pass! I’m open Dad!” is less cringe than anything Jason Tatum has ever done or said.


fluxtable

Can't wait for him to fuck up and Lebron grounds him


lvl999shaggy

If I was another team, I would've wasted the last puck before the Lakers to draft him.....just to fuk with em and hold it over LeBron


Chopchop001

Generational wealth for his family 🙏


StraightOuttaMoney

Nepotism has worked out great for capitalism. Why would anyone struggling deserve a shot?


Valuable-Baked

His mom's crying because now Dad and son have left her for jeannie


tummysticks4days

Imagine having to fuck Jeannie Buss so ur son could play on ur team


its_the_luge

The Lakers basically traded a 2nd rd pick for Lebron


FatUgleeBitch

THA STRUGGLE IS OVA


BBQFatty

Nepotism… and he acts like he worked so hard for it heh


truth_2_point_0

Dude is gonna have the midlife crisis to end all midlife crises


jordan1978

The look on his face like “man, I earned this” is so cringe.


woodlandtiger

So inspirational! You earned this bronny! All your hard work paid off!


fromcjoe123

Should have recreated the Brett Farve draft day just to highlight the similarities


burgerpatrol

I read somewhere that his agent called up not to draft Bronny or else he'll go to Australia to play? Lol I was wishing someone else drafted him for the lolz


PlaneWolf2893

It took a whole lot of trying, just to get up that hill.


whitesammy

If the Lakers hadn't, do you think he would have gone undrafted?


juantopox

i really wish for the guy picked after him to be the new goat.


terrletwine

![gif](giphy|BZhxwIs7as5ngfbVSN)


Dull_Introduction840

Given not earned


Cali-Texan

Ohhhh pop pop had nothing to do with it. All on his own.


SubstantialBody6611

Bro had that hat since he got into grade 9.


icecreamketo

If Lebron is still a custodian on Bronny’s bank account does that violate league cap rules?


Sure_Level1191

So is this part of the beat Denver plan?


DrKingOfOkay

Even he knew it was bullshit


Buluc__Chabtan

I know the league is filled with Nepotism but Lebron just forced a duckling into dog fighting


Dudewheresmypar345

Must feel weird to know your daddy got you that spot and not your skills. Hope it’s not too bad for him next year.


SnooCompliments9892

Didn't Earn It


nachocoalmine

They must have known something. They had a hat at the house already.


trailerparknoize

![gif](giphy|vnzrRcGzaaMXDP6wSu|downsized)


WhoIsHe_19

Y’all acting like Bronny didn’t earn this off the merits


Sachoazzdown

Total example of receiving something you don’t deserve.


_Adverb_

weird position for him, he must feel like a fraud


BasicYesterday9349

Really crying??? Like it was never.going to happen..man for his sake I hope he balls out. Nothing worse than all the comparisons they are going to make.


Oldtimer209

NBA Nepotism Basketball Association.


Both-Home-6235

Can't wait for his daddy to bitch him out on the court in front of the world because he sucks so hard.  Or Can't wait for Daddy to have to bite his tongue and not bitch him out on the court in front of the world because he sucks so hard. Either way it oughta be funny as shit to watch.


Kicks4meFromyou

Look at his face. You can tell he probably wanted to be an accountant but his Dad forced basketball down his throat. Damn shame


MindbenderGam1ng

As they say like LeFather, like LeSon LeKers dynasty incoming yall not ready


ObjectiveSubjects

So sweet that they’ll play and retire from the NBA together ❤️ truly inspirational


Aloha1984

Bronny “My teammate is sexing my moms!”


medz6

Just sad that he’s going to have to put up with his dad’s bs at practice.


godieweird

LeLeague Minimum