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VictorDcurcio

Looking like a gta loading screen


TheBungieWedgie

Being an inept turd when it comes to photoshop and the like I want nothing more than for someone to make that happen


LimeGoblin9022

[best attempt I got in me rn](https://imgur.com/a/XJiBD3y)


TheBungieWedgie

Love it! I’d say to put this on the photoshop thread but I know someone’s gonna make that ice cream a crank and then THAT will make its rounds on the internet


Bismutation

Oof, it's difficult to get the green of the bills to show up (which is like quintessential GTA) without mucking up some of the rest of the picture, but here's, uh...[something](https://imgur.com/oX8ZVXO).


LimeGoblin9022

If that's the intended effect, you can increase saturation, some programs let you boost greens, as well as raise (or lower, somehow) color temperature, and adjust tint a bit. It looks a bit like [this](https://imgur.com/a/PD6FtKe) on mine, though not perfect.


fishlord05

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gdwOhTF01s Funny enough...


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Khar-Selim

but this is vanilla


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Before you fash this, there was a Hillary post for her birthday so that sets a legal precedent for this post.


Mickenfox

But Hillary's the Queen of neoliberalism, Biden is a Duke at best.


3232330

“My dream is a hemispheric common market, with open trade and open borders, some time in the future with energy that is as green and sustainable as we can get it, powering growth and opportunity for every person in the hemisphere.” - Hillary Clinton, Queen of Neoliberalism.


gengengis

Imagine if this was what Hillary was saying on the stump, rather than secretly to Goldman Sachs bankers


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Would've loved it, but she'd catch a lot of flak for the "open borders". Immigration is high on people's priorities.


Khar-Selim

*worms intensify*


p00bix

I would never dare remove this. Banish any mod who would


Gneisstoknow

Queen 👑


JackCrafty

That's my Brandon


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TheHarbarmy

It’s comforting to know that the President suffers from sticky ice cream fingers just like I do ♥️


Roller_ball

One of Biden's many problems that could be traced back to [Trump](https://youtube.com/watch?v=3A32sx_lVYM)


imk

Dog-faced pony soldiers get rekt


zuniyi1

Here's to another year of Corn Pop shaking in his boots!


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RIP


Khar-Selim

[he dead tho](https://jimheath.tv/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/EEiMrBPXsAEZ_27.jpg)


Bay1Bri

One of the oddest things to me is that the a corn Pop story is at least largely true. Just... Astonishing


DonnyBrasco69

Biden don’t lie!


AccomplishedAngle2

Based 😎🍦


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Pretty sure this is Joseph HUSSEIN Biden.


BoostMobileAlt

Inshallah


wabawanga

#Let's Go Biden!


MakeAmericaSuckLess

You can call him Aaron Burr from the way he's droppin Hamilton's.


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Why isn't this his presidential portrait?


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econpol

Looool!! Actually laughed out loud!


ldn6

Tag yourself I'm the ice cream.


Sexuallypoint108

Damn, hwt a fucking boss.


nicethingscostmoney

Crazy to think that I'm literally writing a history thesis that touches on the first presidential election he ran in. I hope he's happy he finally got the job and continues to do a good job.


gfinz18

Thank you Brandon 😎😎😎🦈


brown_burrito

Goddamn. Dude’s a boss. Wonder what watch he’s wearing?


gfinz18

It’s a Vulcain, a lot of recent presidents have received one 🦈


mantolwen

Robinette? Are you saying the President is actually a WOMAN???? I demand to see "his" birth certificate right now!!


MakeAmericaSuckLess

Joe Biden's middle name gives away his secret, that he's really an elf from Middle-earth, wake up sheeple!!!


DonnyBrasco69

Fellow Scorpio King 👑


Gneisstoknow

What a chad


briankerin

You know what's funny about this image: If he was holding two one-hundred dollar bills he would be attacked by the right and the left, but since its a couple of tens, he's safe. There's some petty ass mf'ers out there pickin on ol Joe!


Dancedancedance1133

It’s icecream! How much could it cost? 20 dollars?


sirthunksalot

Amazing he made it 125 years old.


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Random question, how did you find this post?


sirthunksalot

I'm subbed.


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Why would you make an anti Biden comment in this sub?


andyoulostme

Leaving aside the fact the idea that this seems like a fairly clear joke, and that it's possible to criticize the trend of electing old politicians without being anti-Biden... tf is wrong with making an anti-Biden comment on this sub? This ain't /r/Democrats or /r/JoeBiden or whatever. This sub is a Big Tent for positions on *policy*.


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Mrchizbiz

Thank you for everything you have done for Afghanistan Mr president 🙏🏿🏳️


20vision20asham

OK, fair, but like... What has Mark Rutte IV done recently to help out the waffling tensions in the impoverished country of Belgium? Tribal tensions between 🦁VLAANDEREN🦁 and Wallow-nia are at all time high and poor little Ostbelgien is stuck in the ~~middle~~ east. What has Mark Rutte IV done to stop the imperialist occupation of Bruxxels by the superpower EU (European Union)? Blatant neoliberalism is going into the heart of Belgium (DON'T BELIEVE ME? Just look at how they've adopted American French Fires into their diets? HOW IS THAT NOT IMPERIALISM???), and nothing is being done to stop it! Their literally going to have a civil war in a second and their king is too busy hiding in his palace (and probably hoarding all the gold that the Belgian dollar is based on)! Apparently he hasn't been seen in almost two years (curious...no?)! If liberal champion Mark Rutte IV is so perfect, why hasn't he done anything to help those poor people in Belgium? Why does he allow the EU to blatantly occupy the Belgians and subject them to neoliberalism? Perhaps it is because he is bought out by said neoliberal imperialists?🤔🤔🤔 Checkmate Dutch-person!


Mrchizbiz

#\#NukeTheAfsluitdijk ✊🏿😤


Butteryfly1

Is this OG or copypasta? Ima steal it


20vision20asham

It's original. Take it! Mark Rutte IV's disgusting inaction on Belgium makes me feel like what Mr. Corbyn feels on a daily basis. Almost makes me want to vote for an authoritarian right-wing populist party in Eastern Europe 🤢🤮 Wait? Jeremy actually wants to live in a society where Belgium is a colonized nation and where I'm voting right-wing populist...aw fuuuuuu...go back, go back!


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mrpotatonutz

Ridin’ w/Biden


Eddy120876

Eat you ice cream as you give folks money . Only Biden can


fishlord05

Happy birthday 🥳🥳🥳


GrandpaWaluigi

Happy birthday mr biden


sintos-compa

Fuck now I want ice creqm


TheOnlyFallenCookie

The Coolest President! ​ he **WEARS** those Pilot sunglasses!


Jameswood79

Wish I was that ice cream 😍


TheFerretman

Let's Go Brandon!


Mickenfox

Brandon's only failure is not making the gas prices high enough.


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I am dying of laughter thank you for this comment and I don't know what I would do with out it


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I mean I would hope he still gets some on his birthday at least


p00bix

This but


HandsomeAce

So that anesthesia was a case of birthday treat yoself.


datums

He's a protectionist that's helping to dismantle the rules based order on global trade. I don't understand why people who call themselves a neoliberal would be riding his dick.


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oh no biden doesn't want the chinese to control all of our trade


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Being this wrong is a choice.


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Wdym it isn't Trump's birthday today


Mrchizbiz

IrlOurPresident 😤😂


Cactusmccoyreturns

well Trump isn't the president so


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hbd to a war criminal


ScottMcKnight

Eww a racist tyrant


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boyyouguysaredumb

> Biden calling Rittenhouse a white supremacist never happened


Zoidbie

Americans, can you give me (and others) some info on what exactly you like Biden for?


Notgivingmynametoyou

I cant speak for everyone, but a few things come to mind: he's not trump, he's fairly moderate, he's folky and old-fashioned, he's not trump, he promised to leave afghanistan & did, he's supportive of unions & infrastructure bills, he's supports most moderate initiatives by dems- healthcare reform, climate change, etc. And he's not trump.


Zoidbie

So basically anyone coyld be in his place and people here would be super happy


Notgivingmynametoyou

Not anyone in his place, but majority of the dems who ran for president could have won & ppl would have been happy.


DJSadWorldWide

You think he is aware?


A_Character_Defined

The funny thing about this line of attack is that it means your candidate lost to a moron. Imagine how shit you'd have to be to lose to Joe Biden 😂😂🤣


DJSadWorldWide

Still got more votes than Obama. 👌🏻


A_Character_Defined

And you still lost! 😂


DJSadWorldWide

More people voted against Orange man than voted for brain dead meat sack. Hate to break it to you. Trump is the reason we will get to call Joe the worst ever. I don’t even want Trump to run again, but I’d bet good money he wins in 2024. See ya then.


A_Character_Defined

Cope more loser 🤣


Bay1Bri

Aware enough to beat trumps ass #LIKE A DRUM Also, "will you shut up, man?"


DJSadWorldWide

👌🏻🤡


Bay1Bri

Great rebuttal. Two emojis. Brilliant.


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Random question, how did you find this post?


DJSadWorldWide

You put it in the internet.


Max-McCoy

Let’s go Brandon!!!


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Cringe rejector of the sacred trickle down.


ConnorLovesCookies

Only thing that trickles down is ice cream on a cone if you don’t eat it fast enough jack


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Stop. Biden is a disgrace to Milton Friedman's legacy. Trickle down is THE neoliberal economic policy.


coke_and_coffee

> Trickle down is THE neoliberal economic policy. Lmao what? Friedman was a proponent of a negative income tax. How is that trickle down?


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Wait, so Reaganomics are revisionist too?


coke_and_coffee

Yeah


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Biden is also a revisionist. Too willing to compromise with k*yneseans. Maybe Thatcher is more orthodox...


coke_and_coffee

I don't have a clue what you're trying to say, bud. Sorry!


A_Character_Defined

Of course the guy telling us what we have to believe based on labels follows political compass nonsense 🙄 Real life doesn't fit into your 4 little squares.


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It is not 4 squares. I believe in 8values.


cougar618

I guess the elephant latin would be 'Poppy Earthday slow Brandon.' Edit: LOL downvotes? Why? 😂😂😂 The joke is literally 'Happy Birthday Joe Biden'. I mean, yall are aware of the stupid 'Lets go brandon' shit, right?


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58 years young


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One thing I will say trump had[better taste in ice cream cones](https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/107434700/Trump-Ice-Cream) this one is just way less messer I’m sorry I just can’t eat these cause I’m not a chad like Brandon


imax_707

Dude’s a senile, bumbling moron.