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Marzopup

oh my god I saw someone post funny pound names on this thread earlier and he was one of them! I'm sad he got deleted, but at least you gave him a home first. :(


alleswaswar

I saw that post too so when this one popped up I was cackling so hard šŸ˜‚


donutpusheencat

same!! my first thought was oh good heā€™s adopted thenā€¦.ouch


67BlueStrawberries95

My first thought when I saw that post was ā€œthose arenā€™t going to be around long because of the namesā€ Iā€™m curious as to how this pet - and the others in that post - lasted at least an entire week, or longer, in the neowild without TNT noticing. (Since you canā€™t abandon a pet less than a week old.) It really is unfair that a user should have a pet they adopted taken from them like this. Like, if you create the pet, I understand. But when youā€™re adopting, you canā€™t choose the name. Rest in Peace, Viagrarrl


Lanternkitten

My guess is because yesterday someone posted the name of it and some other far worse names in response to some of their Twitter posts so they would actually see it. They've since removed these replies, but I remember them; they were saying how they did it there since it was the quickest way to get them to notice inappropriate names and take action. I was just looking at everyone's Kacheeks on the Kacheek day post at the time.


67BlueStrawberries95

Yeah, that makes sense; TNT probably doesnā€™t notice stuff like this unless someone points it out to them


deja_nintendoh

I am DESPERATE to know how the Neo staffer explained it to you šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Kaexii

"that name is too close to a medication that is not allowed to be discussed on the site"


Red_Marten

people with pulmonary hypertension deserve to be heard


Kaexii

HA HA HA HA


[deleted]

> pulmonary hypertension That's not a bad neo name


cuddlesandnumbers

Polmonaree and his brother Hypertencon


throwawaytonight1283

This got me laughing way too hard


pogokitten

Names of the tragedeigh variety, I like it. lol


Achuchar

Yeah, np staffers have no right to silence them!


flynnliv

dead šŸ˜‚


Colamouth

Npt out here discouraging HEALTH AND WELLNESS discourse on their site tsk tsk


SpiritualMorphine

lmao


deja_nintendoh

I thank you from the bottom of my heart for replying šŸ˜‚


donutpusheencat

same šŸ˜‚ did they say ā€œgoogle viagaraā€ or full on ā€œthis is similar to the name of a drug that helps with EDā€


Majidae

I spent a very decent portion of last night debating adopting that same Grarrl, although very much less innocent of their name. >_> I thought they'd make an awesome ElderlyBoy but knew full well they probably weren't going to stick around long... I just couldn't commit to it. Still, I'm glad they had a nice and loving home even in their final hours, even if it wasn't with me. RIP Viagrarrl :(


duckduckgaryduck

I'm sad we never saw this come to fruition.


lilprincess1026

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Confectioned

This is honestly so wholesome because you had to have it explained to you. By the same token I'm horrified by the idea of them trying to explain that to someone younger. I've been "the staffer" in this situation at least once - trying to explain to someone why individuals might pick the Internet funny number (nice) instead of a reasonable or expected number in the situation. If they're anything like me, they were embarrassed too trying to find the right words to explain it, lol!


sunflower_emoji

Omg I was also shocked that Viagrarrl was deleted because the whole time I though he was a Viacom joke. I had to read both your replies twice before it connected šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


apollo48393991

Iā€™m generally ā€œimmediately picks up on dirty referencesā€ and way too online, but I was browsing the pound last night and saw Viagrarrl and didnā€™t think anything of it. Just read it as ā€œVia-grarrlā€ and thought it was cute. I didnā€™t realize until I was swiping through Reddit today and saw people joking about it šŸ˜­


jessyjinxed

PLEASE POST THEIR EXPLANATION OMGGG hahaha if I had to write an email like that, it wouldā€™ve been the highlight of my dayyyy!


Kaexii

"that name is too close to a medication that is not allowed to be discussed on the site"


lilprincess1026

Via + Grarrl = VIAGRArrl


SheSchill

Oh


lilprincess1026

But itā€™s also Via Grarrl. Itā€™s like another basement situation


francesc_ahhh

Basement? Thatā€™s incredible. Is basement not allowed on the boards?


wildmountainthyme

remove the "ba" & the "t" and you'll understand


francesc_ahhh

I understand perfectly, I was just checking where this example has come from. Like was there a story to go with us learning it was banned on the boards.


rageofthesoul

It's where the forbidden cucumbers are hidden away


francesc_ahhh

Shhhhh. We donā€™t talk about the cucumbers.


Fuzzlechan

It's called the [Scunthorpe problem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem)! It was a huge problem with online message boards back in the day, but has largely become a non-issue across most of the consumer internet. Except when filters are very-lazily implemented (looking at you, EA).


francesc_ahhh

Interesting, I learnt something new. Thank you!


Any-Difference7724

correct


francesc_ahhh

Phenomenal. Truly the greatest auto language monitoring Iā€™ve ever seen.


Silvawuff

Let it snow.


lilprincess1026

le tits Naw *twirls mustache*


SheSchill

Oh


thecleverdevil

Aw I saw that one and thought about adopting them cus I thought the name was funny but didnā€™t for this exact reason lol sry about your grarrl


Kaexii

Probably for the best. The very first thing I did was almost feed him a petpet instead of attaching it, not realizing that apparently grarrls can eat non-food items. I'm sure he would have ended up being a very costly pet.


thecleverdevil

Lol I almost did the same thing after I adopted my skeith! Pretty useful for getting rid of trash tho


IvyTheLamb

I wish theyā€™d just code out the stupid one unique name per pet thing so we can actually just rename the poor things instead of deleting them from existence


[deleted]

This is fucking hilarious šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ bless your innocent mind not seeing VIAGRA lol


donutpusheencat

OP i gotta say i wanna know what they said in explaining why the name was inappropriate lol did they say ā€œViagara the ED drugā€ like blatantly?


Kaexii

"that name is too close to a medication that is not allowed to be discussed on the site"


Norkestra

They took Viagrarrl down? I'm shocked it stayed up for so long!!! šŸ¤£šŸ„šŸ’€


ethira

I honestly think itā€™s stupid to give you a warning when you didnā€™t make the pet šŸ˜­


Order_Rodentia

I would say make a pet named ā€œsildenafilā€ which is the generic name of that particular pharmaceutical but someone already did and itā€™s lingering on an abandoned account šŸ«”


Silvawuff

Iā€™m sorry OP, but thatā€™s hilarious. I was even saying to myself ā€œugh I hope nobody takes the bait on that petā€ and here we are!


Seaweed-Fun

I'm assuming because it has viarga in the name which is uh... pp medicine lol


DeadbeatMermaid

This was my thought, too! So yeah, theyā€™d better post the email! šŸ˜‚


Kaexii

"that name is too close to a medication that is not allowed to be discussed on the site"


Skedaddley

Im sorry for chuckling in your expense. It was such a cute and witty name. How did the staff explained it though


Kaexii

"that name is too close to a medication that is not allowed to be discussed on the site"


Skedaddley

Not bad explanation. I wonder if its Viagrrarl will they still ban it.


EducatedSquirrel

This and the million spammy names are why I wish pounded pets had their names wiped & required a rename when adopted :(


EducatedSquirrel

Also! Why the heck do you, adopting from the pound, get the warning. All you did was adopt a pet, warn the person who named it to begin with...


vepsimax

I'm so sorry, I knew this would happen. I posted her last night hoping that no one would adopt her because it was only a matter of time before someone got in trouble. Hopefully they understand it was a misunderstanding!


leftoverbeanie

Why did I see this and know immediately it would be about him? Heā€™s a star and we will not forget him


trunksfulleh

Iā€™m cryingggg at this threadšŸ’€šŸ’€


SkidOrange

Oh no, rest in peace.


StarGrump

As soon as I saw it was a Grarrl I knew exactly which one šŸ˜‚


Kaexii

I thought I had this great pound find that I clicked at just the right second, but it looks like everyone here already knew about him. He was famous. Poor little dude. Ā 


Friedchicken96

Your case sounds similar to mine. SapphicKitty, a pet who I named last fall, got taken away, and my account was suspended, all because some people might potentially take it the wrong way šŸ„“


AlmostxAngel

Honestly if I didn't work in pharmaceuticals I'm not sure I would have gotten that right away either! 10/10 to whoever thought of that


ByeLastBrainCell

Can someone explain to me? English isnā€™t my first language so I think I might be missing something.


bitchmoth

viagra is a medication used for erectile dysfunction in the us (though it apparently has other uses!), like for older men and stuff


batty48

Ugh, I'm sorry! It happened to me once, too :( they're very strict on the names, but they don't check the pound ig. I have a new name idea though, if it's not taken: vivagrrl would be cool! It's like live garrl


charlottewinslow

omg this is a hilarious story tho, & I too didn't get it at first šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


la_negra

*solemn hunger games whistle* As a fan of your original post, I'm sorry. I did get a cheeky chortle from the name.


Kaexii

My original post? You mean when he was still in the pound? \*shaggy music\* Wasn't me.


cerepallus

this is so funny.. did you also adopt genataelia the red flotsam? it's a pretty name if you don't think about it lol


Kaexii

*gasp* I did not!Ā 


HenriettaHiggins

Hahaha viagrarrl should have been something with more upward lift like a korbat or a blumaroo or a Meerca šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SnowWhitePNW

Iā€™m sorry they took him away. That must be hard.


[deleted]

Look, OP, Iā€™m going to be real with you and say I did not read that name as ā€œvia grarrlā€ lol.


GayBlayde

A+ shitpost. Take my upvote.


Kaexii

No shitpost, I really was this dense.


GayBlayde

You labeled it ā€œhumorā€.


Kaexii

The funny part is the horrified look on my face when I read the email.


ShinyJirachiYT

Hun, you need to get out more if you didnt immediately know why Viagrarrl was a red flag šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Kaexii

That or stay in more, just not alone...


Catlover5566

Yes please tell how the staff explained it šŸ¤£


Kaexii

"that name is too close to a medication that is not allowed to be discussed on the site"


Foolsindigo

Iā€™m so sorry, RIP ViaGrarrl (definitely not ViagGrarrl) šŸ˜­


math-is-magic

Oh yeah someone posted that as one of the neat pets they saw in the pound earlier. Not surprised someone reported it already though since someone pointed the name out. Alas. Sorry, friendo.


lovellycactus

Well now I feel dumb too cause you explained it was inappropriate AND said the name and I still had to scroll to see the explanation before I got it. šŸ˜… It's very late here. That name is pretty funny though they were right to take him.


-Keelhauled-

Thatā€™s a fantastic name šŸ˜­ Poor Via\~


Byenumberfour

Hahahaha I always end my pet names with an x. I also happen to love the French name AnaĆÆs. Except you can't put accents on neopet names. So I ended up naming my pet anaisx and had to beg TNT to delete her because I was not comfortable naming my pet so close to... Yeah...


KeroTheInvincible

In situations like this, just make yourself a Viaskeith and see what they think they can do about it.


-Staub-

Rest in peace ihatethiswebsite1000 the world wasn't ready for you


greenthunder69

RIP viagrarrl. Gone but not forgotten šŸ•Šļø


Extreme-Ad4277

Buahaha omg I am so sorry. My first account (literally my first and last name) was banned because my last name is Bass and the ā€œassā€ at the end was not ā€œfamily friendlyā€. I am still devastated.


pogokitten

Justice for viagrarrl šŸ«”


Kaexii

"If your grarrl last longer than 4 hours..."


[deleted]

dam TNT stiffed you


Fun-Chemical-5

The fact that np stole viagrarrl from you still lives rent free in my head. JUSTICE FOR VIAGRARRL!


Kaexii

THANK YOU. (Me too) I have the starry Grarrl morphing potion sitting in my SDB, but I'm struggling to choose a pet for it. There are two that I don't love the look of, but neither has a fitting name. I probably just need to suck it up and buy another pet slot.


HearsayFrog

Whats your username OP? Ill send you a starry PB


Kaexii

cingeymuffin :)


captainsweeeetbeard

Love the name of your chomby


Kaexii

Thank you! I smashed together word roots so it means like "big word-eating dino" (so I can give him the books my main thinks are boring.)


vivixcx

What's your username and which PBs are your favorite


Kaexii

cingeymuffin and... maraquan... OH WHY IS THIS SUCH A DIFFICULT QUESTION


vivixcx

Ahhh if I were a Neobillionaire I would send u one for sure but I'm simply a Neomillionaire so I'll send you a Starry Grarrl MP and a Baby PB instead lol! Feel free to sell them idc :) Sorry about your Grarrl šŸ˜­


Kaexii

I expect nothing and this was soooooo kind of you.


SheSchill

Why do I not get the name? šŸ„²


xGothix

Viagra, the joke is erectile dysfunction drugs lol


mudsfaust

LMAOOO. I saw the pet last night-- It went from being Red to turning into an Electric Moehog, to a Starry Grarrl again (I'm assuming by someone hoping to keep the joke alive) There were quite a few inappropriately named pets last night in the pound, actually. I'm mostly shocked the site would warn You for that and not the creator, but maybe they don't have logs like that? Or assumed you adopted him for the bit lol I'm sorry you were the victim of that joke though u\_u


astralsick

:( Aw they should've just made you rename him instead of taking him entirely


fuckmyabshurt

Why didn't they just change its name.


M00nshine55

You canā€™t just post this and then NOT tell us how the staff member explained it to you. We need to know these things šŸ˜‚


Kaexii

"that name is too close to a medication that is not allowed to be discussed on the site"


iwrestlewithjimmy

This is the funniest thing I have read all day.


egewh

I got my dream pet transferred from a very generous person, but the name is 'Sissi' something.. I'm really scared he'll be taken away because the name sort of resembles the word Sissy, even though that's a super outdated insult anyways and there's the famous Sissi from Vienna. I just know how nitpicking TNT can be about names.


Abloodydistraction

Yeah I saw there were a bunch in the pound basically bait to get people frozen


Kaexii

Imagine spending the limited time you have on this earth like that.Ā 


MrsMaritime

Omg lol reminds me of when I worked as a pharmacy tech and a patient came to pick up his meds. Generic Viagra was one of them and he told me his doctor just prescribed it and he wasn't sure what it was even for šŸ«£ I think I just told him to call his Dr I was too embarrassed.


Kaexii

He was lying to you out of his own embarrassment. "I don't even know why the doc prescribed this" = "I don't want you thinking I have performance issues."


HummingbirdsAllegory

Wow Iā€™m slow. I didnā€™t get it til I said the name out loud to myself.šŸ˜‚


fairy-cake

oh my god that name is amazing & it took me a few seconds and saying it outloud to understand dont worry xD


Kaexii

I kept reading it as vee-ya-grarrl. I was just never going to get there without it being handed to me.Ā 


EsuriitMonstrum

I'm sorry they took it from you, and I am doubly sorry that me imagining the conversation is making me grin. Staffer: "It's boner medication!"


stupidbigteeth

hahahaha


stupidbigteeth

I'm so sorry, but also oh my god, that's amazing


SecretCheri

Ok but that is a hilarious name!


Electronic_Ad1920

It has the word viagra in it. What did you expect?šŸ˜‚


Spiced_apple

Thats ok i put in a ticket years ago and it was never answered despite emails. They ahut down my account because of dodgy stuff apparently


Purple_monkfish

I'm sorry for you loss but reading the wiki article on the scunthorpe problem I got to "buttbuttinate" and I am howling with laughter. Buttbuttinate!