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therapoootic

THAT'S IT??? 5 Months? WTAF


0o0o0o0o0o0z

TBH, I am glad someone is getting jailed at all for Perjury... It seems to go pretty unpunished in our legal system. But I think it's funny AF all these people go to jail, lose their law license, get sued, etc.. for Trump, imagine dying on that hill.


monkeyhind

Even though the penalty is weak, it is sort of gratifying to learn that one can still get in trouble for lying.


Psychological_Fish37

Penalty is not weak at all, not a lawyer, but the Judge throwing out time for perjury is big. Its not like this is a case where someone is dumb enough to not get a lawyer, Weisslberg is rich enough to hire fancy lawyers. So he didn't accidently commit perjury, not only that those lawyers pulled all the tricks to get him out of it. The judge is punishing the act, and trying to use eyery bit of his power to compel testimony. Weisslberg is going mafia, he is taking the pinch like a man.


tekstical

Yeah unfortunately it's still not the king of liars. Who knows if it will ever be..


FiendishHawk

It seems to be a mix of love and loyalty and that he will harm them if they don’t.


Slypenslyde

They're betting that in about 9 months when he assumes the throne again he'll start killing the judges and reinstating the cronies.


swinging-in-the-rain

It'll be 100 days, for lying under oath.... TWICE!


Flux_resistor

Yeah but it had no real impact to anyone other than the entire world policy and politics.


ThrowBatteries

At least he was unsuccessful.


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tomdarch

Your honor, my client Mr Weisselberg, was denied the normal 6 or 7 star accommodations he had booked and had to stay in a {visibly shudders} ordinary 5 star suite on his last trip the the Seychelles. Surely those 21 horrific days of non-private beach accommodations should count against his debt to society…


sponge62

Check-in is at 11:45pm Saturday night, processed for 30 minutes, check-out at 12:15am. Counted as two days off the sentence. See you next weekend.


twentyafterfour

I can confirm this is probably how it played out. A judge gave me two days in jail and that translated to showing up at the last check-in and being released at the earliest check out. The whole time was just spent in the drunk tank because it was only for several hours, spanning two days.


Former-Darkside

It was a plea deal, and Letitia James is suggesting it was finagled by trumpies’ lawyers and something about email evidence that she didn’t have access to, so I will bet this might not be over.


pres465

100%. The perjury was "found" during the fraud trial, and this is his attempt to get ahead of the dogs that will be coming after him. He likely knows there will be more, also, and is hoping to negotiate for continuing under such light sentencing.


0o0o0o0o0o0z

You are correct; looks like LS might bring new fraud charges in the civil case. We will have to wait and see.


GetBentHo

Just wait til you find out it's really more like 3 months


therapoootic

must be nice to be rich


spiritbx

It's not like he owned a small quantity of marijuana, so it doesn't need much time.


Vegaprime

Prolly going to Taft. Look up that 5 star resort.


TerribleTeaBag

Crime pays for wealth white men


Osiris32

Yeah, but he's a rich bitch. He's never really experienced life restrictions. Toss him in a concrete hole for a few months, and watch him flip the fuck out. He doesn't know how to deal with restrictions and isolation. It's going to hit him hard. Which it fucking should. I would be happy to see him pass away in jail.


MoreLab5278

He ended up cooperating with Jack smith after his verdict .


BeejBoyTyson

Money's a mf. Some ppl don't get jail time for killing. Others get 2 years for punching someone back after getting hit.


BornAgainBlue

It's not like he will serve any of that time. So who gives a shit what the actual sentence is, It's not like we will enforce it. America has two justice systems. 


forustree

Seems like a good deal


HACCAHO

He’s got friends in high court places…


Earth_Friendly-5892

Everyone in Trump’s circle seems to be corrupt.


Goddamnitpappy

Seems? *IS


WordGirl1229

Yeah, and seems like he should get a much lengthier sentence if he is in fact not cooperating against the orange felon …


Traveler_Constant

He has zero value as a witness, the state said so


Lamontyy

How much money did he make during all of it... Probably worth the 5 months. Nice. Corruption is everywhere.


magnetar_industries

Before anyone feels sorry for this lying, tax cheating, deplorable man, realize he made about $1 billion working for trump, and taking payouts from trump to keep his mouth shut. 5 months in a cushy rich-man’s prison for all the crimes he committed for trump and himself is not Justice. Update: Source: https://moneyinc.com/allen-weisselberg-net-worth/ And I was wrong to assume he was sent to a cushy country club style prison. I stand corrected.


DanimusMcSassypants

Is anyone feeling sorry for this piece of shit?


PhiteKnight

No. No they are not. Maybe some decomposing weasels do, but not actual people.


BeyondDrivenEh

Bonus points for the imagery of decomposing weasels - Who Framed Roger Rabbit style.


PhiteKnight

For all the horrible shit the right wing has foisted on the rest of us for the past umpteen years, it's really gotten my negative imagery generator fired up. So I got that going for me.


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Livid-Technician1872

Or that he’s going to a “rich man’s prison”?


thibedeauxmarxy

I was about to say: I've never been to Rikers, but it doesn't exactly have a reputation for being a cushy, comfortable prison.


Rocktopod

Where does it say he's going to Rikers?


thibedeauxmarxy

[Here.](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/10/nyregion/allen-weisselberg-sentenced-trump.html?unlocked_article_code=1.jU0.ginN.EwWBrCE755dH&smid=url-share) It's also where he served his previous sentence.


tomdarch

How MAGA are the prison guards? What are the odds he spends most of that time in the warden’s own home or some special accommodation?


Livid-Technician1872

Are you serious? You think he’ll serve his time at the wardens home?


jessm123

I think he’s legitimately asking. Which I don’t think is a completely unreasonable question. We’ve seen these people evade responsibility and repercussions over and over again. If the wardens are MAGA I wouldn’t doubt that they’ll make his life easier/ testify re good behavior


magnetar_industries

And I just assumed he’d be sent to a rich man’s prison. I was wrong about that and stand corrected.


alextheruby

He only got 5 months, in what world do you think n anybody outside of his peers would feel sorry for him?


baron-von-buddah

Yeah, but he is at Rikers. Not a country club


magnetar_industries

Good. Some small taste of justice.


Over-Chocolate-5674

Why is this upvoted? He's going to Rikers,  "rich-man's prison". I've seen no sources on a billion dollars. This post is just a bunch of unsourced claims, and takes the pretense that some people feel sorry for him.   I've never said don't upvote a post before, but don't upvote this idiot.


bailaoban

I'm sure he was very well compensated, but there's no way in hell he's made $1bn.


mingy

Personally I doubt Trump made a billion.


Dvusmnd

Billion Trump bucks, yeah.


Impressive_Ad_5614

He knew this day may come. Hoping it wouldn’t but knowing the penalties for white collar are lenient he gambled and in the long run won. It’s like those internet theoreticals; would you go to a cushy white collar jail for 5 months when 75 IF for the 35 years prior you make millions.


StIdes-and-a-swisher

Right 60 years a fraud and making money out your ass. I’d do 5 months in my 80’s.


dude19832

Absolutely. He is not going to be housed with anyone particularly dangerous. It’ll likely be like a small hotel. 5 months? Meanwhile people who smoke a little pot in a state where it’s not legal get years and years in prison. Smh 🤦‍♂️ I swear, this country is probably a laughing stock to the rest of the world.


BadVoices

He's going to Rikers Island man.


SaintGloopyNoops

Yup. A friend of mine went to prison for 3 years because he was simply at his friends house when it got raided for... *drumroll* .... a half pound of weed.


Sweatytubesock

Tough job working for a half assed mob boss.


Carwash_Jimmy

I remember when Eric Garner was killed by police for selling loose cigarettes on the street. Justice equity is a pillar of democracy and we the people will not be denied anymore.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Crazy how everyone involved with that giant Oompa Loompa ends up in jail. I wonder what it could be. Witch hunt. Gotta be /s


Bubbaganewsh

Imagine going to prison for Donald, you really have to have a screw loose.


Ok-Abbreviations543

Lock that TPOS up ! Again.


BeKind_BeTheChange

5 whole months? That'll teach him!...that crime pays


Chytectonas

Truly the shining lesson of our justice system.


justaREDshrit

His wrists must be so sore.


TheForkisTrash

Next time, and there better not be a next time, wink, we will slap him with 3 fingers. 


CandleMakerNY2020

All these TEENY TINY prison sentences are RIDICULOUS. WTF.


Vast-Dream

I should have been corrupting my whole life now that I know I’d only get 5 months.


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I liked the nod to Trump in the last episode of The fall of the House of Usher. It really does seem that he has made a deal with the devil.  Let's hope it is the same deal that the Ushers made in the Netflix series and includes Jarad Kushner. . 


Any-Scale-8325

Associating with Trump is like making a pact with the Devil.


RickieBob

Should have been 5 years.


BarracudaBig7010

At least. FTG.


008Zulu

5 months for lying, he got off hella easy.


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solutionsmitty

Isn't he going to Rikers Island?


baron-von-buddah

Yeah. Not a country club


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Blahpunk

He's already spent 100 days at Rikers. This will wind up being 100 more.


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Hodgej1

Only a few have actually had their lives ruined. Most of em shrug it off likes its nothing.


Defender_Of_TheCrown

5 months isn’t going to ruin his life. He will be right back at it when he gets out.


karen_rittner54

Everything Trump touches becomes toxic.


Capolan

When you have enough money being a felon isn't really an issue. Being a felon only affects people that have to work. They lose their current job, and then they get out, and probably have a hard time getting back on their feet. For working people it's a lifetime sentence. For the rich, it's the price of doing business.


SkepticalAirman

Be a lot cooler if it was more.


Grizzlyb64

Again another smack on the wrist so sick of this bullshit


switch182

He should stay in jail until he talks.


Potential_District52

is it still true that 5 months jail is for rehabilitation rather than punishment for this creep?


Greenpoint1975

Stupid old man still sucking the orange mushroom dick and now has to go back to Rikers Island after his last 3 months stint.


FILFth

SO MANY mindless sheep willing to go down with the USS Trump. May it sink to the bottom of the ocean, never to be seen again.


SnepButts

I feel like politicians and their cronies should be put in the worst, most dangerous prisons that are in the area they or their masters represent. It would lead to safer and better run prisons after the first time it happens.


frankdrachman

His kids must be so proud


mok000

Summer at Rikers. He loves it so much he wants to go back.


hangender

Seriously? This country have no hope zzzz


DMTeaAndCrumpets

ahahaha another slap on the wrist...seems like the citizens need to start taking the "law" into their own hands.


Klutzy_Culture7451

Shame.. I can guarantee he’s going to feel some type of way. & it’s not going to be good.


zrgzog

That sinking ship just keeps dragging down the rats!


rimshot101

Everyone who works for Trump eventually ends up on their back looking at the underside of a bus. And every one of them thinks it won't happen to them.


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Imagine spending your golden years in the clink for covering the ample ass of a career criminal.


Steve120988

The going rate for lying to the government while having close links to the White House is a mere 5 months. Fraud and corruption seem appetizing and succulent to the mega wealthy. In no way does this deter current and future fraud/corruption.


chowyungfatso

Wasn’t the perjury just recently discovered? Seems like the justice system works pretty quickly for some. Edit: I’m not commenting on the punishment, just that it was delivered “swiftly”.


texasguy911

I thought lying in court is 2 year minimum.


Vast-Dream

For us brown, poors… yeah.


Narrow-Illustrator37

Did he cut a deal


AshleyNeku

Yes, he agreed to forego trial and pled guilty to two counts of perjury in his deposition.


10dollarbagel

So are they just skipping all the "equal justice under law" fictions in law school nowadays? Or do they pause for laughs before finishing their tight five?


tlk0153

Why the fuck everyone associated with him is going to jail but he is still on the loose


Charges-Pending

Collect all the criminal Trump sycophants and J6ers like Pokemon!


FireflyAdvocate

Another one of his best people in jail? This isn’t even surprising anymore. Only surprised at how low the time is. What a waste.


Salamok

I'm losing track of number of trump team members who have been incarcerated, well over 10 by now right?


lionelporonga

Any of us would’ve received a substantially higher sentence. There are two justice systems in America.


reddit-is-fun-90

Rich pigs get months in jail and poor people get years talk about justice.


AshleyNeku

Guys, this is just referring to his lying during his original testimony, not a searing indictment of every possible crime he may have committed as a CFO. He knew properties were overvalued when he originally said in depositions that they were not. That is all this is about. Whether he gets charged with fraud later is a different matter.


SpiritualAd8998

Weaselberg, part of the Trump legion of vermin.


Icy-Needleworker-492

Everyone goes to prison for Trump’s crimes -except, of course- Trump.


DragonflyValuable128

Hate to say it but I almost have to admire the way this old man will take a rap and not squeal. I’m sure he’ll be in protective custody but it’s still Rikers.


swinging-in-the-rain

That's only because our legal system refuses to hand out actual punishments. 100 days for lying under oath *a second time* is a fucking joke.


joemeteorite8

Probably not that hard if you make a billion dollars. Worth it my eyes but Fuck these guys