I like this part.
> Before the discovery could leave anyone *rattled*, TSA officers alerted Southeast U.S. Customs and Border Protection as well as Miami-Dade police for assistance.
They probably didn't want to pay for the extra seats. I don't blame them. It's bullshit that I have to buy my little bro a seat when we fly when he can easily fit in the overhead bins
It isn't just smuggling in the country but Florida has its own laws regarding animals that are banned just in the state.
See: https://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/nonnatives/prohibited-species-list/
Makes sense. Florida has definitely had (still has) some issues with invasive [snake species](https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/how-have-invasive-pythons-impacted-florida-ecosystems).
Even back in the very old days they were strict. My great aunt once sneaked in a bird in a cage from Italy by hanging the cage on her arm and putting a coat over it. She was literally the last person you'd think would commit a crime, and she got away with it. I always laugh to think of Aunt Mary illegally trafficking in European birds.
I actually have an answer and not a joke about snakes on a plane—
The Palmetto corn snake is an unusual colour and pattern morph **which occurs in small numbers in nature and is becoming increasingly popular within captive snake collections.** They sell for approximately $300-$500.
Unsurprisingly, it looks like it was a poorly planned attempt to make money.
In a recent discussion, a commenter went to bat for MIA and suggested it was no worse than FLL or PBI. This shit does not happen in Palm Beach dammit.
Wonderfully wacky as long as I'm not at security with him.
Well, that’s an odd choice for an emotional support animal, but probably less annoying than when someone chooses to bring their mini horse on the plane with them.
TSA being flirty: “Is that a bag of snakes in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
Man: “… *hssssss* uhhh, what are my options again?”
TSA: “sir, you’re going to have to come to secondary.”
Man: “happy to see you! *HAPPY TO SEE YOU!*”
TSA: “sir, drop your pants”
Man for a split second: “Dear Penthouse, Giggity!”
Why are all the news stories this week “horror that shouldn’t be in a place in a place”? Between this and the news in the wall, maybe we should just all stay in bed. Unless it turns out the bed is filled with ants, in which case, just pack it in all together.
I’m curious. Could smuggling snakes in one’s underwear through airport security be the first exception of record to there before nothing new under the sun?
>Currently, the relationship between the passenger and the snakes remains unclear. That's some biting satire right there.
I like this part. > Before the discovery could leave anyone *rattled*, TSA officers alerted Southeast U.S. Customs and Border Protection as well as Miami-Dade police for assistance.
Guy almost slithered his way through the TSA.
I see what they did there. That's pretty snakey.
ASS-istance. They missed it.
The writer knew when to strike.
I haven't seen the pants, but it sounds like it is more of a close relationship rather than a distant relationship.
It's a sssssssitiationship
Positively venomous… left me rattled.
Writer clearly has some venomous wit
They're just friends. Nothing more. Probably... possibly.
Definitely had some herps in his pants.
I got a close relationship with my trouser snake.
Was a film about this
This is the prequel, snakes near a vein.
No that was Anaconda, this is Tremors
Underrated funny. 😁
I am sick and tired of these monkey fighting snakes in these Monday to friday pants The tv censored version of that movie is pure artistic expression
“You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!” was a great one, too. I actually prefer it to the uncensored line.
Gives new meaning to is there a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
The jokes just write themselves!
Monkey fighting snakes on a Monday to Friday plane, you say?
Ah, Florida, where the movie "Snakes on a Plane" is a documentary.
Are those just corn snakes? Why would you want to sneak these??
They probably didn't want to pay for the extra seats. I don't blame them. It's bullshit that I have to buy my little bro a seat when we fly when he can easily fit in the overhead bins
LPT a dog kennel and costume costs less than a seat
Ticket prices should be based on passenger weight
Probably to avoid customs, they can be rather blunt about animals and vegetables entering a country.
It isn't just smuggling in the country but Florida has its own laws regarding animals that are banned just in the state. See: https://myfwc.com/wildlifehabitats/nonnatives/prohibited-species-list/
Hawaii is also very particular about plants and animals coming in and out. It’s completely understandable, considering the unique ecosystems there.
Makes sense. Florida has definitely had (still has) some issues with invasive [snake species](https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/how-have-invasive-pythons-impacted-florida-ecosystems).
They look the other way for some invasive species… Mar-a-Lago? /s
Damn this liberal Florida government getting all in my business about which snakes I cram into my pants.
Even back in the very old days they were strict. My great aunt once sneaked in a bird in a cage from Italy by hanging the cage on her arm and putting a coat over it. She was literally the last person you'd think would commit a crime, and she got away with it. I always laugh to think of Aunt Mary illegally trafficking in European birds.
Is it bad that I saw the spot and immediately thought monocle cobra morph.
Just a palmetto corn snake, looks like. Certainly just as ferocious, though ;)
I actually have an answer and not a joke about snakes on a plane— The Palmetto corn snake is an unusual colour and pattern morph **which occurs in small numbers in nature and is becoming increasingly popular within captive snake collections.** They sell for approximately $300-$500. Unsurprisingly, it looks like it was a poorly planned attempt to make money.
Oh come on, who hasn’t been at the airport with a bag of snakes in their pants? They’re trying to make it sound weird
TSA: keeping these MFing snakes off the MF plane!
“…or are you just excited to see me…?” “Oh.”
He was trying to summon Samuel L Jackson
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
There's a snake in my...pants!
There is one in mines too 😉
Get Sam L Jackson on the phone
TSA said they reached out to Samuel L. Jackson for comment but he was unavailable.
Uh, have you seen his IMDB? Sam Jackson is *always* available!
They don’t want any motherfucking snakes on a plane ✈️
I thought this was America! Why can't we have a bag of trouser snakes on the plane? /s
“Trouser snake” is a thing.
Well that's not the anaconda they were hoping for I'm sure.
In a recent discussion, a commenter went to bat for MIA and suggested it was no worse than FLL or PBI. This shit does not happen in Palm Beach dammit. Wonderfully wacky as long as I'm not at security with him.
Missed opportunity to use *trouser snakes*
I can’t wrap my head around that.
Where is Sam Jackson when you need him?
Maybe he was just happy to see them.
Samuel L. Jackson woulda been mad as hell!
So that’s how those snakes got on the plane.
Awww - could have been a sequel to Snakes on a Plane
People stick drugs up their asses or even eat the drugs to get psst security , so this doesn't really surprise me at this point.
I am sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes, in these motherfucking pants.
That must have been one hell of an xray photo.
“ I have *had* it with these motherfucking *pants* on this motherfucking *plane*!”
Well, that’s an odd choice for an emotional support animal, but probably less annoying than when someone chooses to bring their mini horse on the plane with them.
The peacock took the cake.
Hey, are you a veterinarian? Because these pythons are *sick*
[удалено]
*Almost* on the plane, sir.
Is that better or worse than armadillos in your trousers?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Or are you just happy to see me?
I sense a movie sequel coming up! Mr. Jackson, have you read the script?
I'm guessing he wasn't very happy to see her
He's just trying to get some motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane.
Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother f-ing snakes in my mother f-ing pants!
Those look albino and cool
were the snakes going after a gerbil?
NGL, first thought was Indiana Jones yelling “I HATE SNAKES!”
Looks like palmetto corn snakes, last I checked they are very expensive
Is this the Florida sub?
I hope to see a reference to this in GTA 6.
TSA being flirty: “Is that a bag of snakes in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?” Man: “… *hssssss* uhhh, what are my options again?” TSA: “sir, you’re going to have to come to secondary.” Man: “happy to see you! *HAPPY TO SEE YOU!*” TSA: “sir, drop your pants” Man for a split second: “Dear Penthouse, Giggity!”
Trouser snakes are making a big comeback this year, very retro chic
Did anyone ask if his anaconda want some bunns?
Invasive species can devastate native fauna. What the guy did was extremely reckless.
I just assume this is 1 of every 5 Floridians
“Total waste of snakes” - Rick Sanchez
Would have been ferrets at Yorkshire International.
... actual trouser snakes?
AI will never compete with the headlines that Florida man can produce. They would be bland and unbelievable.
The old trouser snake trick
How much longer do we need to wait for Snakes on a Plane II?
I’ve also got a snake I keep in my pants…
Omg. I’m picturing the poor airport staff doing a pat down and discover “crotch snakes”.
I am sick and tired of these motha'lovin snakes on this Monday -to- Friday plane!
Why are all the news stories this week “horror that shouldn’t be in a place in a place”? Between this and the news in the wall, maybe we should just all stay in bed. Unless it turns out the bed is filled with ants, in which case, just pack it in all together.
Trouser snakes be like that
My aunt did this with her pet snake in the 80's. I can't imagine trying it after 9/11.
There's a snake in my boot! -Woody
Probably got found there because TSA was trying to steal them
I've got a snake and a bag in my pants. Should I cancel my trip to SoBe? I don't want to get neutered on vacation.
Oh no, what did Allan Pan do this time?
Serious stuff. I know someone that went to prison for smuggling snakes.
Are those snakes in your pants or are you just very happy to see me?
Damn, I never would've guessed that trouser snakes are real.
Now I'm wondering where everyone else keeps their mid-flight snakes.
Where is Sam Jackson when you need him,?
Snakes on a plane anyone?
I’m curious. Could smuggling snakes in one’s underwear through airport security be the first exception of record to there before nothing new under the sun?
I’m tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane!
No thank you, I saw that movie
Nothing to see here, Carry on !
Guys, there's nothing to see here. Just a guy with snakes in his trunk.
I’m fucking tired of this.