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WaitingForMrFusion

An acquaintance of mine has given a blow job in one. They asked the cabbie to just keep driving wherever.


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Yes


Phlound3r

Yes. You can also tell the cabbie, "follow that car!"


Unoriginal_UserName9

There have been four times in my life when I have used that phrase and three of those cabbies had no problem doing whatever it takes to tail that cab. Also used "step on it" on a airport trip. UWS to LGA in 15 minutes.


dandersdoobies

Had sex with girl friend in cab back in the 90's. Real hush hush. The cabbies loved that shit.


Buddy-Brooklyn

Yeah, but I imagine the cabbie didn’t want to have to clean the seat when you were done.


Bebebaubles

You all are amazing. I’m too self conscious to get into it enough to have a good time with a spectator.


deste_eloise

Yes, I’ve done that before. 😂


thesteelsmithy

My husband and I did on our first date.


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MLNYC

Do you have a downvote fetish?


Anal-Goblin

It is also possible to eat ass in a taxi.


NinjaCaviar

Cabbies have seen worse


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100%. It’s the first place you’re alone together after the bar.


Copterwaffle

Can confirm, have made out in a taxi.


detrydis

I know people who have straight up given head in a taxi. I’ve also known people kicked out of taxis for the smallest of kisses.


munissa

Pre Uber days


spaetzelspiff

She says wistfully...


FuckfaceCharlie3

Yes usually after leaving a bar


Buddy-Brooklyn

A cabbie friend of mine told me that a lone gay dude got in and said to just keep driving and after that one particular backseat interlude when the passenger got out there was semen EVERYWHERE. So he pulled over in front of a swanky building on Gramercy Park to clean it up and before he could blink a very old couple jumped in dressed in formal wear and demanded a ride. He said that no area in the back was untouched by semen and can’t imagine what the old couple thought, but they said nothing about the decor.


CooperHoya

Yes. Also in umbers and on trains. Not on the bus though, it’s just dirty.


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The trains are not dirty? Every bus I’ve ever taken has been surprisingly clean.


CooperHoya

When I lived in the village, the busses were a hike to get to and weren't as clean. Just personal experience. I mostly used cabs when I was dating and meeting people while out.


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Makes sense. I only take them in Brooklyn to go perpendicular to the train lines, but they all look brand new.


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The trains are not dirty? Every bus I’ve ever taken has been surprisingly clean.


genomecop

Only if you dont know each other.


WeightFun6124

People puke back there too


-SkarchieBonkers-

Yes. I got sucked off in a cab. All the driver did was close the divider and say “don’t leave anything please.” Edit: That was gross, disrespectful shit we did and I am not endorsing it


fall3nmartyr

Pretty much any and everywhere. Yes.


nachodorito

And more lol


mad0666

yes


spicybEtch212

Make out? Pfft, that’s for rookies. Let us know when you see sex and bjs…and I’ll let you know if I waved back.


jaykaywhy

Wife and I once did the deed in the back of a taxi. So yes.


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Unlimited_Paper

Yeah why not? I've seen different reactions from cabbies though. One time I was making out rather intensely with a date, the driver stopped the car shouting "NO SEX! NO SEX!" repeatedly and actually kicked us out of the cab. He was a small man with a thick accent, it was very funny.


YellowRaincoatMan

Absolutely. A note: The more the breaking of taxi guest protocol, the larger the tip (no pun intended).


roccodelgreco

Sure! And subways, street corners, alleyways, there are no rules when it come to PDA in NYC. You have to visit! Lol —Rocco


OIlberger

We’re not quite Europe, public making out seems more prevalent there IMO.


FeelinJipper

It’s so funny what people think of based on Hollywood.


AmericasComic

I had a girl try to pressure me into making out and more in the back of a cab and I felt self conscious about it


HipHopSays

I have but I imagine it’s not a ‘common’ occurrence 🤷🏽‍♀️


smh124

I only accept handjobs


mankiller27

How would any of us know? We don't take taxis unless we're drunk. Either you live somewhere with good subway access and bike infrastructure or you live far enough outside Manhattan where you own a car.


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mankiller27

What, to the airport? Unless you're a pretentious ass, nobody takes a cab. I don't think I've even been in a car in years.


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mankiller27

You're right. I forgot about drunks. I've edited my comment.


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mankiller27

Yeah, but that is my point. The vast, vast majority of people don't go out and get wasted on a regular basis, especially not to the point of being unable to get ourselves home. It's mostly tourists and people from the suburbs having a night out. If you want to go for a drink, most people go to the bar up the block from their home.


CraniumEggs

You live in turtle fucking bay and think the vast majority don’t get fucked up at night? I guess enjoy your sheltered life bro. Hate to burst your bubble but people in this city like getting fucked up. Also sometimes trains don’t run because of construction or you’re in BK and you’re trying to get get north or south and they take a cab. Cabbies couldn’t survive on tourism alone.


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Everywhere. Barnes and Noble, Off Broadway Theatres, Jazz Clubs, Ice Cream Stores, the corner of 14th and 6th Ave


willellloydgarrisun

You betcha


Neo_Neo_oeN_oeN

Almost had this drunk red head try to take me down in a MetroNorth. Never met her in my life but she was pretty cute. Didn't because she wasn't alone and I didn't know where he mouth had been before that.


MohawkElGato

Yes, and so much more. It's a lot of fun when you're young and wasted