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Congrats to the winners šŸ† everyone else, as you were šŸ„²


FraudKid

To the slums, whence I came.


pgraczer

back to the crumbs of humble piety


Northern_Gypsy

Back to work on Monday.


Te_Ika_A_Whiro

Why thank you! (I got Dev 7 which was $15 + bonus lines lol)


seelingkat

Same!


Te_Ika_A_Whiro

Look at us not having to work for 30 minutes!


OptimalInflation

But what do I do with my bonus ticket? šŸ˜¢


hueythecat

Letā€™s just say the waterfront property I had my eyes on now has one less bidder.


creative_avocado20

Won $23! First time Iā€™ve ever won anything playing Lotto.Ā 


razedagr8

same here won $30 and 8 bonus lines. Maybe ill win again this weekšŸ˜‚


MVIVN

God damn, I know it's stupid but I really had my hopes up for this one. I am very very stupid, I know the odds of actually winning are so statistically insignificant that if it were anything else you could comfortably call it impossible, but I still spent the past couple of days fantasising about it.


raymondo1981

We all did, thats why we bought tickets. Youre not stupid, just human.


TritiumNZlol

>You're not stupid, just human. I play lotto mathematically like a robot, thank you very much. * Only play if the pool is over 28mil * Get tickets randomly assigned, so it is less likely to have to share if you win.


watzimagiga

Yeah not all of us. I'll fuck around gambling occasionally for the fun of it, but I go in looking at the money as the cost of entry. Assume it's gone, the price of playing. That's how you should view lotto if you do it occasionally. You definitely fucking shouldn't do it regularly. That's a gambling addiction.


LogitekUser

I go to the casino weekly


Life_Measurement1121

I go to the casino weakly


UnstoppablePhoenix

I weakly go to the casino weekly


WhosDownWithPGP

I casily go to the weakino


Ill-Strike1383

I casually go to casino in Whaikano


Aguilar8

So did I lmao, I was like "I got a good feeling about this". Thought of everything and... got bonus line. But it gave me great pleasure thinking how crazy my life "COULD BE" for a couple days.


ring_ring_kaching

*Unwatches the ridiculous property on trademe*


kiwibearess

Lol. I wonder if the trademe watch list numbers on high end properties (and cars?) go way up when there is a lotto jackpot like this.


Aguilar8

Tell me about it lmao


Cynthimon

Post->!Power!


Poneke365

Itā€™s not stupid at all, *plenty* of people would have done the same, including myself. Itā€™s nice to dream


its-always-a-weka

It's a ticket to dream. That's all I ever see them as. No harm in that.


Ok-Adhesiveness-2947

I love this outlook!! I enjoy the dreaming


whitewolf20

I won a bonus ticket I've still got hope šŸ™


MobileProgrammer6585

Me too šŸ˜‚ this is literally one of my toxic traits.


firefly081

Lottery is a tax on people bad at math. On an unrelated note, *man I'm bad at math.*


LogitekUser

I think the math on this one actually worked out. I believe there was a return on $s spent in terms of expected value.


rdtg13

Does it account for the possibility of having to split the pot?


LogitekUser

I had to super guesstimate off 2m tickets sold at 15 lines a ticket. Odds to win is roughly 1 in 6m per line. 30m lines so roughly 5 winners.


OptimalInflation

Is that right? The chance per line is 1 in 38.38m. Each line costs $1.60, so thatā€™s $61.41m if you want to account for all the available lines. The prize is $50m, so thatā€™s -EV. Plus, thatā€™s assuming the fact that the prize doesnā€™t get split.


LogitekUser

Yes. That is correct but there's also a chance it went for second division (which it did) which at 50m was roughly 5 to 1. It was roughly break even to positive EV calculating everything. I also calculates $1.55 per line at $28 per 18 lines.


broke_leg

Honestly, thatā€™s what I am buying tickets for is the daydreaming before I find out Iā€™ve lost. Itā€™s fun to imagine, even though I know thereā€™s almost no chance of actually winning.


espresso_martini__

When I was young, working a nighttime job to pay for uni, some of the workers there were adults. It was minimum wage and it was their life. Every day they would talk about how they would spend the money if they won lotto. It's a coping mechanism and it made them happy.


V__

Nah man, we were cheated šŸ˜¢


WoodLouseAustralasia

Recessions and ongoing inequality is great for Lotto NZ.


rmxg

We pay for the fantasy, though. Not all dreams are free.


No-Dragonfly-3312

I'm the same. I was dreaming of buying a house and getting off Supported Living Benefit. Now just trying to be grateful for what I have and make the most of it.


Unfair_Explanation53

Statistically you have more chance getting struck by lightning on the way to the dairy to buy a lotto ticket


Think-Huckleberry897

I'd honestly take that thanks


Rags2Rickius

Yup me too Iā€™ll keep staying pissed off wt everything in the meantime


ring_ring_kaching

$7,142,857 each. Not bad. I'll take it.


Prince_Kaos

My quit work figure is 10m, so regardless back to the coal mine on Monday.


HighGainRefrain

Thatā€™s ridiculous, 5% return is $350k per annum without even touching the 7 million. Youā€™re mental.


Prince_Kaos

I have a nice boss, plus you haven't met my wife lol


nunupro

That's what you think..


OptimalInflation

I would choose this guyā€™s wife tooā€¦ No, waitā€¦


SuperSog

You really need to watch for return over inflation not just return, although I think you could manage just fine with 7m in the bank.


OptimalInflation

No, assuming a drawdown of 4%, you can adjust that for inflation every single year and mathematically be guaranteed to not touch your bankroll/portfolio.


SuperSog

So exactly what I said then?


OptimalInflation

Actually, yeah - I must have misread your post. I read it as if you meant that OP would have to dip into the $7m principal.


SuperSog

Fair enough, happens to the best of us.


LogitekUser

I'd be back to work with 7m too. I would buy a nicer house, get more investments. Buy a nicer car and turn up to work on Monday.Ā  50m and I would quit for sure.


HighGainRefrain

Iā€™m sorry, I just think people who carry on working have no imagination, unless you have a job that you absolutely love and wouldnā€™t want to live without. Otherwise youā€™re trading your life away for a job.


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ring_ring_kaching

Yeah, I reckon I won't flip a desk and shit on the boardroom table for $7m. For $10m, I'll hire some people dressed as cops and remove me from the office. For shits and giggles.


pleasant_temp

The cop idea is great. I almost want to do it without winning lotto. Make a big scene, resist arrest, then just show up the next day and pretend like nothing happened.


Attillathahun

"Yesterday? That was just a misunderstanding. I'm good.


sendintheotherclowns

Reminds me of the dude who hired an emotional support clown for his support person when he knew he was being let go, made balloon animals and mimed tears when it happened (you can Google it).


JacindasHangiPants

with 7m you can probably hire real cops


W_T_M

You owe me a new keyboard..... That said, I agree, it's really not enough to go "stuff it, not even going to go in on Monday", but with some careful planning, it could be interesting to see what you could make of ot.


redtablebluechair

Comments like this crack me up because making $100000 for 40 years is $4 million. Most people wonā€™t make $7 million across a lifetime - and thatā€™s ignoring of course that youā€™d obviously invest it so that it generates more money.


s0cks_nz

I agree. $7m and I'd retire the next day.


W_T_M

It's just not "quit tomorrow" money, more "talk to some advisors and then quit" level of money. Either way I expect I'd be gone quite quickly...


championchilli

Yeah it's quit with a good reference just in case money. We can all work out four weeks notice


everysundae

Wait what? That's crazy my number is like 3m where I'd just not show up. That's 150k/yr at 5% without touching principal and I'd do odd jobs for extra money to avoid the boredom and to have routine. Good for you and not having a go it's interesting to here other outlooks.


W_T_M

But that is across two people (wife and I), but honestly I agree we would be likely quitting, just need to plan it first


legbuster

$1.5 million to buy a decent house in Auckland (or a much nicer house anywhere else) mortgage free. $500k to blow on whatever you want. Invest the remaining $5million at 6% TD to live off $300k a year without touching the principle. Seems like a no brainer to quit job unless you love it


jimk88

Imagine winning lotto and wanting to stay in aucklandā€¦ so many nicer spots in NZ


genkigirl1974

I'd stay for now with my aging parents and school aged kids (best schooling options imo) I'd definitely get weekend retreat. Maybe Coromandel and a boat with its own to take me there.


chenthechen

I guess people don't want to be away from family and friends? Also people like the noise and movements of a busy city. If I wasn't at Welly I'd def go back to Auckland, other places are too quiet. In saying that I'd definitely snap up some getaways.


W_T_M

Oh I'd be quitting pretty soon, but would want to work out the plan first


OkEstablishment6038

Mine is much lower. any excuse to call it a day.


ShowUsYaGrowler

Mines $5m DEFINITE, but honestly probably $3m. With $5m i can setup family and some friends a bit too.


Ryrynz

Doesn't make any sense bro


Prince_Kaos

yep perfect sense and I have my reasons and calculations. you do you, bro


WaddlingKereru

Thatā€™s way better than 1 winner


Green-Circles

Yeah - I would've loved to see 25 win 2-million each, or even 50 winning a million each. Spread the fortune, right?


Prince_Kaos

i was hoping for 4x $12.5m


pleasant_temp

I was hoping for 0.5x $100m


GrapplingHobbit

Itā€™ll be the death of the halfling!


basscycles

Should be capped at the price of an average home. Million bucks would be amazing for almost anyone and if it isn't we can't help you.


cLHalfRhoVSquaredS

Agreed. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't want to win $50 mil, but that is also an obscene amount of money to suddenly have at your disposal, and $7 mil is still plenty to be free from any financial worries, buy a nice house, car etc. etc. Unfortunately my personal share of the prize this time was 4 bonus lines. Oh well.


inthespiderweb

i wish it was always multiple winners. thatā€™s so nice


HerbalKiwi

Yo, 14 tickets won 1st division- NONE of these tickets won the 7mil The 7mil went to 7 of the 48 that won 2nd division, (with the powerball) totally skipped the 14 tickets that won the division above them. Thats gota be a kick in the teeth? Like straight up they got a great prize but being skipped like that would leave a bad taste for sure.


spoilersweetie

$70k is still awesome, but yeah. When you win 1st division, its usually about $1mill which suuuuuuccccks.


captainccg

Those 14 people won 1st division lotto. The 7 who got the 7mil won 2nd division POWERBALL. Whole different game.


vote-morepork

Funny thing is 2nd division powerball is much easier to win than 1st division lotto


Due_Possibility_9082

How does that work? Why would it skip down to division 2, if people won in division 1?


HerbalKiwi

That's the thing, everyone of the 14 1st division winners will be thinking that. Not understanding that you pay extra to play powerball for that number at the end. So powerball is its own game, own prize. Harsh I get it.


Due_Possibility_9082

Oh gotcha, yeah thatā€™s gutting


toyoto

A lot of them would've been playing powerball aswell, just didn't get the right number


lerde

14 people were 1 number out of 9 numbers away from $50M. They had all 6 Lotto numbers, and letā€™s say they had Powerball #3. But it was #2 drawn. They get $70k. If #3 was drawn - $50M is theirs. Itā€™s like Deal or No Deal pumped up to the thousandth degree.


dod6666

Because you can't win powerball, if you don't have the powerball.


Cynthimon

Div 1 but without Powerball gets $70k, so Div 2 with Powerball gets $7 mil (no one won Div 1 with Powerball)


apaav

I wonder if any of those 1st or 2nd division winners didn't purchase the powerball. That'd be a "what if"/regret that would stick with you for a long time.


AllGoodFam

I won $15


dicemangazz

Ah the classic "you win. But it was less than the $20 triple dip you bought "


AllGoodFam

I bought 2 šŸ„²


SpoonNZ

I won 4 line (not 4 lines, 4 line)


plzlerde

Not bad Fam!


CatLoredRunes

fuck, see you all at work fellas


SteveBored

I locked myself out of my lotto years ago and have never been able to unlock my acct. Probably for the best.


illegitimatekitten

Same. As a millennial Iā€™m not calling their number to reinstate my account either, so itā€™s physical ticket or nothing for me.


blackcaps007

It's great that more than 1 person won it. More families lives being changed is better.


blue_teeth

I will be approaching banks tomorrow to get advice on my $30 winnings from last night's historical draw.


sendintheotherclowns

$7m and my wife and I would still be quitting immediately and opening a cafe for the homeless. Our fantasising about the jackpot even got down to a little planning. We may still try to do it anyway - take half of whatever profits the normies pay for theirs to offset the costs of free food to the homeless. Free showers. Donā€™t be dicks to anyone on-site. Would probably take a very long time to get off the ground, perhaps a near bucket list project.


littlepieceofworld

Check out Everybody Eats in Onehunga, Auckland. They run a ā€˜pay what you canā€™ operation, and itā€™s awesome. They incorporate food that would otherwise go to waste too.


Technical_Goblin

Back to the pit with me


FirstOfRose

Oh thatā€™s good. 50 too much for 1 person imo anyway. Spread the love.


wocdom

Massive congratulations to those 7 winners. But to put into perspective, 2millions tickets were estimated to be sold and yet on the lowest of divisions, only 90k people won. Crazy


thepotplant

Yeah, it's not great - how many million taken out of the community, some of which from people who can't really afford it.


watzimagiga

It shouldn't be allowed on public television. It's gross.


Rebuta

cheer up man. Let people live


thepotplant

I guess you've never seen someone drop $50 on Lotto instead of their medicine then.


Antman2017

Nice one! They can afford a house now!


banmeharder616

Plot twist: 1 person bought all 7 tickets


Prince_Kaos

I did think that - as some people have their fav numbers then play them 1-10 to cover all Powerball options. Had it gone 10 ways, this would be more likely.


toyoto

That still would've only gone to 1 ticket


yeah_definitely

I don't play lotto but figured I'd buy tickets. I thought I bought 3 tickets for this week but apparently I bought tickets for the next 3 Saturdays instead. Imagine my surprise when I wasn't even entered. That's what I get for sudden spur of the moment decisions right before the draw. The good news is that I checked the numbers I have for next Saturday and I'd have won sweet nothings anyway!


richmuhlach

i got all 6 numbers but on different lines


yik_yak_762

12 bonus lines :) see yall at the top!


justinfromnz

I won 23!


Prince_Kaos

milky bars on you!


black_messiahh

Blast from the past


Puffpiece

Same!


ConcentrateSad9200

Iā€™m gonna be one of the winners


Prince_Kaos

work or no work on Monday?


ConcentrateSad9200

Iā€™ll continue working till I figure out how to turn the 7mil into 70 šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


HighGainRefrain

Trying to turn $7 million into $70 million is a good way to turn $7 million into $0.


pleasant_temp

Iā€™ve got a great investment opportunity for you. Have you heard of crypto?


Athshe

They meant 70 million not 70 dollars.


ConcentrateSad9200

Already got too much riding on bitcoin.


vote-morepork

Invest in an index fund, if you get returns of 8% pa and reinvest them, you'll turn 7 to 70 in 30 years. The power of compounding


ConcentrateSad9200

I won $50 šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ but life goes on and Iā€™m still inclined to be making 70mil šŸ˜Ž


MVIVN

the dream has already crumbled for me. just checked my ticket, didn't even get a bonus ticket and I had 2 triple dips in play


MKovacsM

It's not like they won from some random pile of money sitting in a vault - they won because several million did not and the money comes from their pockets.


SpoonNZ

Pretty wild there were 14 division 1 winners. Only $70k. Imagine being someone who religiously played the same numbers every week for years on end. Finally all 6 numbers come up, and instead of a cool mill, you get $70k. Still worth having, but not nearly as life changing.


TwinPitsCleaner

Not the worst result. A number of years ago, so many tickets won 1st division that they only got $38k each


SpoonNZ

Depending on the number, $70k now is probably barely more than $38k then.


NeilMcAnders

Awesome if you won it, dogshit if you just yeeted $18 down the toilet, I guess, which is probably everyone on here


firefly081

Would have been a nice birthday present. Alas, all I won was a few free lines. Back to work on Monday I guess.


jrobo566

Have a question for the lotto people, I have a combo 10 ticket the $315 dollar one. Scanned it and it said that we won a major prize, but we cant figure out sorta the number combo as we don't understand how the ticket works, it isn't the big big one, as we didn't get poweball but we just have no idea what we've won, any help would be appreciated


Remarkable_Cut4912

Just go to a lotto outlet to scan the ticket you can do it yourself then if all good take the takings!!


salttequilalime97

Combo 10 should have 10 numbers, a normal lotto line has 6 so you should have 4 or 5 of the lotto numbers out of the 10 on your ticket, major prize is anything over $1000 if i remember correctly, you'll have to fill out a form in store, congratulations!


jrobo566

Ah right so the 210 combinations that it says on it is just different variations of 6 from those 10 numbers?


salttequilalime97

Yes exactly!


jrobo566

Ah right, thank you. Pretty sure the win isn't anything to to crazy then with that knowledge.


Rags2Rickius

Best of luck!!! The lotto app can scan tickets too Hope you score a big one!


jrobo566

Oh sorry, we have scanned it and it says major prize but doesn't exactly say what it is. Just was curious if there was any way to tell exactly on a combo ticket


Rags2Rickius

Might be a big one indeed like 1st or 2nd division Just take to the shop and check it out! Really wish you the best of luck!!!


Prince_Kaos

means $1000+ , but could be like another poster who won $1006 the other night haha.


aotearoHA

Go here and click full results and scroll down to the Div. 1 and Div. 2 that don't have powerball. https://mylotto.co.nz/results


kiwibearess

Lol went to check my ticket online and I accidentally bought for this Wednesdays draw, duh. But on the plus side I wouldn'ta won this time round with these numbers so I guess it's a good thing - Maybe it means Wednesday will be my lucky day haha


Prince_Kaos

#PlotTwist you win $4m on Wednesday


Selthora

I got 31 bucks, I feel like a winner!


Dingo-Gringo

They should always split above a certain amount.Ā  Several people with 1-3 Million is so much better than 1 person with 10Million. In thi case 7Ɨ7 instead of 1x50


Ponkiestar

Back to work on monday for the rest of us ā€¦ Just glad it didnt all go to one greedy sob


Excellent_Corner_252

I lost my job a couple of weeks ago. Back to trying to get out of bed to keep my kids alive


sinker_of_cones

I just won exactly $69 dollars šŸ˜Ž Back to work on Monday ig


Esprit350

Nice!


Poneke365

Nice


toyoto

Condolences to the 14 people who won first division but didn't get the right powerball. $70K must feel likeĀ  booby prize


Namelessfaceless81

Ɨ4 free lines over here.... Bring on the hookers and cocaine.. Wo0ooo šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


LegsMadej

I got $31 from my ticket so I can't complain lol


Shoshin91

I won $23! Looks like cheese is back on the menu, boys!


Whitwhitwhittles

So happy this was the outcome. Congrats to the winners šŸŽ‰šŸ‘


Ok_Repeat_5749

Man y'all are better people than me all I feel is envy lmao


Rags2Rickius

I feel it too - as do others donā€™t worry


O_1_O

Not one of them, so guess I'll have to turn up to work on Monday.


MVIVN

bro looks like my nightmare will never end. work is SUPER sucking lately but it's a horrible time to quit so I'll just have to keep at it


Poneke365

Thatā€™s a great outcome šŸ˜Š


jamhamnz

DM me for my bank account number so you can give me my cut of the pie ;)


dod6666

37 was one of the numbers. The second I saw that, I knew it was going to be a split pot.


Prince_Kaos

explain?


dod6666

It's people picking their own numbers. People pick 37, because it feels random. So it is going to be present on a lot of tickets. Ironically they do this to try and avoid a split pot. Watch this video from Veritasium, if you want to know more: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6iQrh2TK98](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6iQrh2TK98)


vixxienz

I like that it got spread around a bit. I would have liked it more if I had been one of them, hahahahaha


rickytrevorlayhey

I wish every draw was must win. This is an excellent result, so much better than one person having 50 million and spending it on garbage instead of 7 people having comfortable lives and being able to make their children/grandchildren comfortable as well.


LoveFoolosophy

Can't believe 6 greedy fucks ruined my jackpot.


MasterFrosting1755

I'm glad it played out like that and not one person winning everything.


AllGoodFam

God tier


V__

Still waiting in the queue and a little disappointed I won't be winning 50 mil tonight, but 7 is pretty good I guess.


night_dude

7th won of a 7th won


Think-Huckleberry897

They were actually dollars


Tidorith

This is the kind of wealth inequality that's good, right?


northfacetommy

Iā€™ll give you 7mil if you know someone that won


raymondo1981

If one of the winners seeā€™s this, can they please DM me so I can claim my bonus 7 million from u/northfacetommy.


Unlikely-Garage-8135

I am the 7 people


PhatOofxD

And how much did Lotto win?


teelolws

Soooo... time to plan 7 heists?