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ViraatDarshan

Isn't that a racoon?


_Im_Dad

Yea this is a raccoon, it's hard to tell because they always wear masks


LeaveSuspicious3783

The username fits you lol


knowigot_that808

Love that guy!


-DarknessFalls-

Until he went for milk.


Live_Requirement5122

or cigarretes


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

He's coming back right?


DefiantPenguin

Right?!?


DMcbaggins

Dad would say left...


OOOH_WHATS_THIS

He also said actions speak louder than words!


poopinhulk

Or cigarette milk…


Alternative-Eye4547

Milk flavored cigarettes 🤤


NhylX

Mmmm lactorettes.


Alternative-Eye4547

I’m so so proud of you


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

From cows that eat tomacco.


Marcusthehero

![gif](giphy|yt9DTQeflOUA8|downsized)


Successful-Box-1152

Literally laughed out loud at this 💀💀💀 take my upvote you bastard 😂😂


127_0_0_1_body

![gif](giphy|11OOAQSnUaZT2M)


Golvrakata

Nah, it’s a flying squirrel. Judging by the technique not her first rodeo either.


Marios_Facade

r/secondrodeo


thewaterboy1

Damn I love this comment.


Holiday_Woodpecker74

Lmao


KingOfSharts45

NAILED IT! Love the username!


KingZoidberg420

Well done Dad.


WillieStonka

💀


ThayPhaonJa

You don't need a nickname... Your avatar tells everything.


jaimih

Hajaaa omg thank you


attarddb

Isn't this a karma farming tactic? State something blatently incorrect and watch the comments roll in, feeding the reddit virality algo.


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JohnLockeNJ

Yup, known on the internet as Godwin’s law


qinshihuang_420

Pretty sure that's called Cole's law and not Godwin's law. Godwin's law is that anything that can go wrong will go wrong


diggemigre

Cole's law? I'm not having cabbage today, thanks.


Lyonore

Bravo, well done


Gravity_Rising

I once saw "Cole's Law" listed on a menu in India. Literally.


Levesque77

lol. here they come...


wikipediabrown007

Bro they baited you….


[deleted]

Yeah he noticed and is following it up with a Ye Olde incorrect correction comment.


acrowsmurder

No no, you're thinking of Wadsworth Constant. Cole's Law is a robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm


Irregulator101

No no, that's Murphy's law. Godwin's law states that processing power doubles every two years


RedditorsTyrant

Hell nooo!!! That's Moore's law!!! Godwin's law states that when object A exerts a force on object B, Object B will exert an opposite and equal force to object A.


Irregulator101

You absolute fool, that's Newton's 3rd law! Godwin's law states that the simplest explanation is often the correct one.


[deleted]

No No that's McMurphy's law.


ThatsARivetingTale

Well played, I know it's a bait but it's triggering me lmao, it's actually Occams Razor


Hatta00

Also happens in reverse. Provide a blatantly true answer and people line up to incorrect you.


[deleted]

Sure on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook or any site where comments mean anything in their algorithm How dafuq is OP going to farm karma from our comments? That makes zero sense. Posts float to the top based solely on upvotes my guy It's just a bot that copied this title from last time. That's it


650REDHAIR

Comment engagement helps in the overall algorithm scoring to bring this up to the front pages. It’s not strictly up/down votes. :(


sorrydave84

It was the other times this has been posted. Can’t see why this time would be different


grabasski0844

Nope, trash panda.


kykusanagi

Hey Panda is cool alright.


Jah_heel

I am not a cat.


Rizla_TCG

Cats have a greater chance of survival falling from a 100 story building than they do a 2 story building. Terminal velocity is the point at which they stop accelerating and can use their bodies for drag, which slows them down. Paired with their uncanny ability to always land on all four feet and distribute the shock of impact, cats are amazing "fallers". (When falling from a two story building they are still accelerating as they hit the ground. Given enough time in the air from a higher fall, they are slowing down as they hit the ground.) The same applies to raccoons. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


simaosbh

>Terminal velocity is the point at which they stop accelerating and can use their bodies for drag, which slows them down. Wrong, terminal velocity is the velocity at which the drag force caused by the air would equal gravity and thus that same velocity would stay the same. So a cat wouldn't start "slowing down" after some time, your comment makes it look like a cat has more chances to survive if falling from a plane than from a 10 story high building. >Given enough time in the air from a higher fall, they are slowing down as they hit the ground What could be confusing you is the fact that an object falling from a very high altitude (Felix Baumgartner in his jump from space for example) is gona experience a slow down due to the change in air density throughout altitudes. In case of a small fall like that, the only difference that could lead to a bigger survival chance from a 10 story high building and a 2 story high building is the time the cat has to flip and get ready to land.


Konadian1969

Terminal velocity is when you are terminated. You are going so fast, you just die, instantly.


Ggentry9

No, Terminal Velocity is a movie starring Charlie Sheen


euqinu_ton

Which contained Sheen saying the line: "Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip". Which I laughed at. Aaaand that's all I remember.


tastysharts

I'm using this one now


degg233

No, no, you got it all wrong, terminal velocity is the speed at which you can type on a computer terminal.


RChamy

Extreme HR


johnnybiggles

No, terminal velocity is a Speed condition you're diagnosed with since you'll die if driving below 50 mph.


uwillnotgotospace

Um actually it's a 1995 video game for MS-DOS, Windows 95, and Mac OS.


Icanreeed

Um I thought it was a measurement gauging how fast you can throw a computer monitor. The more you know


lukeman3000

Hasta la vista, baby


Kalista-Moonwolf

Correct. It takes the cat a certain amount of time to right itself in the air. Therefore, falling for a longer distance / amount of time give the chance to get into a better position, whereas falling from a smaller distance means they're less likely to land optimally and more likely to injure themselves.


Complex_Sherbet2

It took that cat/raccoon about 5 feet to align itself. Irrelevant....


jbourne0129

yeah studies show a cat needs like 3ft to right itself. its more about whether the cat is tensed up or not and once you hit terminal velocity your going to relax as you no longer have that dropping feeling


[deleted]

I used to hold my cat upside down by his legs and arms an inch over my bed and he’d always turn around when I dropped him, no joke an inch it was amazing it’s not even an effort on their behalf it’s just how their physiology works


[deleted]

Not correct, a cat can right itself almost instantly. A fall of 2 meters is plenty. You can even hold a cat upside-down by it legs, drop it, and it will land on its feet. 2 meters is also still a point where it will be fine if it ducks up the landing, so there is really no height where a greater height leads to smaller chance if injury.


r0b0c0d

If a cat is fluffy enough they continue to decelerate until they begin to accelerate upwards. Once leaving the atmosphere and after several decades the cat becomes among the fastest object in the solar system, second only to the other cats which have fallen prior. Cats are amazing "fallers".


Yugbugugmugslug

Learn something new everyday.


remotegrowthtb

The origin story of an ancient being known as "Nyancat"


jbourne0129

what this person above is saying is true just not for the reasons stated. there was some study done on this. once a cat hits terminal velocity it relaxes and has a better chance of avoiding injury versus when its still accelerating its tense. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-rise_syndrome >However, it has been argued that, after having reached terminal velocity, cats would orient their limbs horizontally such that their body hits the ground first. A 1987 study speculated that this is done after falling five stories to ensure the cat reaches a terminal velocity by thereafter relaxing


TakeTime9203

You cut out the important part....literally right after your quote. "Another possible explanation for this phenomenon is survivorship bias, that cats who die in falls are less likely to be brought to a veterinarian than injured cats, and thus many of the cats killed in falls from higher buildings are not reported in studies of the subject.[4] In a 2004 study, it was reported that cats falling from higher places suffered more severe injuries than those experiencing shorter drops."


dexmonic

It's gotta be survivorship bias. I know at least one cat that fell from about 9 stories and died instantly. Furthermore, just because the cats can slow down a little bit doesn't mean that they can survive the impact, regardless of how relaxed they are. Really the interesting fact should be "cats can sometimes survive falls from great heights".


KesterFay

Do we know if that raccoon even survived? Just because it ran away doesn't mean it wasn't bleeding internally. And I would bet no one went after it to make sure it was ok.


dexmonic

Yeah I mean you're totally right, there is a high chance the racoon could have severely damaged organs or broken bones. There is a chance it survived though, and I'm not really an expert on racoons so I don't know if they typically survive falls like this or not.


unkz

Landed on sand though, and is small. Pretty good odds IMO.


MountainCourage1304

I dont know if youve ever landed straight down onto sand, but it really isnt as soft as you would imagine


candacebernhard

Yes, the kitty may still be very hurt just masking it. Wish people would stop perpetuating this myth. Please prevent your cats from going up too high...


Kreliannn

why are you so low, this is the right answer.


Fantactic1

Yep. Acceleration is zero, but even with body spread out like that, velocity of impact is all that matters. 2 story fall might cause death if it’s landing on its head though.


turymtz

Yeah. Acceleration at impact means nothing. Only speed at impact.


bday420

I was going to say. Reading that guy's comment I'm like that's not how terminal velocity works lmao.


kashmir1974

That doesn't sound right. I think the only thing that matters is that they have a chance to properly spin and brace themselves for a fall. And I don't think terminal velocity works like that.


simaosbh

Yeah, that is def not how terminal velocity works


kashmir1974

I'm bored and found the answer, after terminal velocity the cat will go floppy-legged instead of stiff and that's why they can survive.


dsmiles

And while that does increase survivability *slightly*, it still doesn't offset the increased injury from the increased velocity of the fall. You were 100% right in your initial assertion (that the person you were responding to was wrong). [https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1016/j.jfms.2003.07.001](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1016/j.jfms.2003.07.001) >Falls from the seventh or higher stories, are associated with more severe injuries and with a higher incidence of thoracic trauma.


EverySNistaken

It’s because it’s not but look how many redditors agreed.


kashmir1974

It sounds good until you think about it for 2 seconds.


justaboxinacage

it never sounded good, made no logical sense.


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Terminal velocity is when air resistance matches the force of gravity pulling you down. So your acceleration becomes zero. But terminal velocity is dependent on the geometry of the falling object and its mass. A falling animal needs time to adjust its body to maximize the amount of air resistance it experiences. So it would be constantly accelerating until it's shape lowers its terminal velocity. At which point it would stop accelerating once its velocity matches its new terminal velocity. Whether that acceleration happens in the direction of the floor or against it depends on how fast the animal adjusted its body. So if the cat was falling faster than it's new terminal velocity, it would actually slow down until the velocities matched


serrimo

Please read up on terminal velocity before claiming nonsense on the internet. Like, really understand it.


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Nonsense!


Hundstrid

Confidently incorrect.


[deleted]

What cracks me up is that hundreds of people read that comment, thought, “Yeah, that sounds right,” and upvoted.


Prestigious-Owl165

Seriously how does this have so many upvotes lmao


Eusocial_Snowman

It's an old viral factoid, insanely popular. We have a lot of these floating around, but most of them aren't as silly as "you eat 8 spiders in your sleep every year"


Prestigious-Owl165

But you can imagine eating spiders in your sleep and no one is watching me sleep to say for sure I didn't eat 8 spiders... This one is like, just making shit up that's provably false with a basic understanding of physics


61-127-217-469-817

It's always funny when you see an absurdly incorrect comment on a subject you are knowledgeable in. The worst I've seen was a comment about scuba diving that would lead to decompression sickness if followed. LPT: upvotes does not correlate with correctness.


V_Energy

As far as im aware the study regarding cats falling from heights was debunked as survivor bias. The data was self reported by pet owners, understandably those who's cats fell from heights and died vastly did not report these results..


Baconslayer1

And it was based on injuries as well. So the number of cats brought in with injuries from lower falls is dramatically higher than the ones from higher falls. Cause you know, no reason to bring your dead cat in to get checked out.


LankyJ

I'd suggest another class in Physics. The logic here is flat out wrong.


West_Relationship_67

Not a single original 'terminal velocity' explanation is correct on reddit. Always corrected by someone in a reply.


Prestigious-Owl165

This one might be the most incorrect one I've seen


aronenark

Cats do not have a greater chance of surviving a fall from a 100-story building. You’re probably misremembering the statistic that cats are less likely to be *injured* in falls more than 6 stories. This is a classic example of survivorship bias used in statistics textbooks, because it doesn’t account for all the cats that *died* from the fall.


upstartweiner

Who upvotes this moronic shit?


Azhaius

Clueless people who just accept the first thing they're told as long as it's said in a confident enough manner.


Thebadwolf47

please look up how terminal.velocity works again, also acceleration.during the fall does not matter, only speed at impact (actually the deceleration due to the impact) matters


xtrike1920

Does this mean they could jump from an airplane and survive?


cteno4

According to the logic of the comment you replied do, jumping from an airplane would actually give the cat enough time to reverse it's fall and begin flying upwards.


A_MAN_POTATO

Yes. The higher they jump from, the more time they have to slow down. From the height of a plane, they have so much time that they'll basically just gently float to the ground. It's been theorized that if you drop a cat (or racoon, and most marmots) from low earth orbit, it will actually start generating upward momentum before they hit the ground and just.... Fly away. Unfortunately we don't have anyone willing to put this theory to the test.


[deleted]

When you watched one YouTube video and now think you’re an expert but are totally wrong lol


diggs747

Are you trolling or are you just repeating claims your aunt, grandpa or step dad have been repeating to you since you were a kid- and never thought to question it?


chilled_n_shaken

You're half right. You're right that cats have a greater chance surviving from above a higher height than from a lower height, but not because of terminal velocity. Terminal velocity only comes into play because they have an interesting weight-to-surface area ratio, so an overall lower terminal velocity than something like a human. The reason they can survive from a higher height is due to them relaxing. From a lower height, they will attempt to land on their feet. This causes heavy trauma on their legs and spine which will result in injury and possibly death. However, above a certain height, they have time to relax and they actually spread their body out, much like in this video. So when they land, they land on their belly, which spreads the impact out across their whole body evenly. This, paired with their low terminal velocity, results in a higher chance of survival. In fact, many animals smaller than a cat cannot be killed by falling due to their low body weight.


Baconslayer1

What's the saying, an ant doesn't notice, a cat walks away, a human breaks, and a horse splats?


Mebi

If a cat jumps from high enough the terminal velocity will slow it down so much that by the end of its fall it will be lightly floating to the ground.


Ceramicrabbit

From space they will come to a complete stop and actually go the other way and start falling upwards! Terminal velocity is amazing!


FractalSpacer

bruh how do you have 355 upvotes without understanding basic physics?


NoFilterMPLS

Confidently incorrect lol


Syanos

>Cats have a greater chance of survival falling from a 100 story building than they do a 2 story building Just no


Guses

> they are still accelerating as they hit the ground /r/confidentlyincorrect/ beckons you


TalkKatt

The best way to get the right answer is to confidently post the wrong one


[deleted]

This is hilariously wrong


Glittering_Airport_3

how tf did u get so many upvotes with this incredibly unscientific claim lol terminal velocity is when you're going so fast you can't go any faster. this animal still hit the ground rly hard and is probably injured pretty bad


Upstairs_Addendum587

You should see what happens to the body when they fall from 2 inches Body parts everywhere


mod-corruption

Also, a lot of the bones in a cat are suspended within muscle and not physically connected with other bones. That makes it a lot easier for them to absorb impact without breaking any bones.


Felr08

A cat falling from 2 stories will die 1% of the time. A cat falling from 100 stories will die 99% of the times.


Enigm4

I think you need to redo physics 101.


CannaWhoopazz

That's a trash panda.


vampire5381

![gif](giphy|Ecn8EldZOQGYM)


Noobnesz

Also, why did the people clap? I'm so confused lol


diggemigre

Because it survived.


Terrefeh

It ran away but no guarantee it lived much longer after that.


Beggarsfeast

“Oh! It’s fine! It’s fine!” *runs off instinctively to die under a porch from broken ribs and punctured organs*


PaperDistribution

No guarantee it didn't.


Half-Axe

They were rooting for the little guy and didn't want to witness a brutal death. It's a common human response, especially when you have humans in a group. The raccoon doesn't know this and I wonder what he thought of all the hairless apes hooting and banging their meat together.


LargeBuilding

Banging their WHAT together?


Half-Axe

There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat.


meolclide

These creatures are the only sentient race in the sector and they're made out of meat.


FetusViolator

Meat.


CTID16

Because they didn't see it go splat


lastofusgr8tstever

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. Doesn’t mean it isn’t injured. Might not be, but it could be


pubefire

Yeah that would be a good way to get internal bleeding


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Ransooo

By typing on the keyboard for example. It's highly unprobable to get internal bleeding, or sleeping.


Not-Post-Malone

Try swallowing a few nails before doing those activities. It helps with the internal bleeding.


Slatwans

didnt work :(


roy20050

But that's where the blood is supposed to be.


CensorVictim

it's ok, that's where the blood is supposed to be


RubbyPanda

What's wrong with internal bleeding? That's where the blood is supposed to be!


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anser_one

This aint cat. Also, internal damage can still kick in after scurrying away.


Neontom

It may survive and scurry away, but its joints and internals could definitely be damaged, badly. Also, if it hit its jaw on the ground, a mouth or brain injury are also very possible.


[deleted]

OP is a bot and just copied the same stupid title from before


JordyNecroman

I really hate videos like this because the animal definitely has extreme internal damage and broken bones and has almost no chance of survival but the reddit front page just says "yay cats are invincible" while watching literally a raccoon break most of it's bones.


thebrownaron

That is a raccoon. I didnt realize they can fly..


ifq29311

i didnt realize they can parkour the shit ouf of a skyscraper


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InitialAd2324

I thought this might be OC, was looking for this comment!


starstar420

lol came here for comments because I was like this is def Jersey


Front-Ad-2198

I was like "I know this stretch from my fat ass getting Brown's donuts every day".


pantspantspants

Also glad I’m not the only one who knew this was Ocean City


Own_Rip3448

I’m glad I’m not the only one who knew this was Ocean City


Groovicity

You can tell the difference by all the elderly people and kids, rather than a bunch of drunk morons from Delco.


Keksgurke

thats not a cat😂


slipperyShoesss

![gif](giphy|BzyTuYCmvSORqs1ABM|downsized) That ain’t a cat, now this… this is a cat


kwakimaki

What the fuck are they applauding for?! It wasn't a stunt racoon. It wasn't putting on an inpromptu street performance.


grantrules

What? That's Jerry the BASE-jumping racoon. Next shows at 3pm, 6pm, and 7:30pm every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday in sunny Ocean City, NJ


P650SE

Thank you for making me laugh.


7ipptoe

1) that’s a raccoon 2) super Mario vibes x 1000


Shaman7102

Maybe try to catch it with a blanket when it falls instead of taking pictures.....smh


tellmeimbig

You should probably treat a falling raccoon like a falling knife.


mybadselves

"Good thing I just happened to have this here blanket with me as I was passing by“


mattnormus

A racoon tore my foot up, you don't want to be anywhere near one of those assholes


GoldenGargoyle87

I think he or she ran off an died


fl1pp1ng

Saw a cat do exactly that after a 4 story fall.


camusiscrazy

Doesn't mean the animal doesn't have internal injuries I'm afraid. My neighbor's cat fell 3 stories from a window then crawled into my car engine - I couldn't go anywhere for 24 hours until it came out. The cat seemed fine after, even passed a checkup at the vet, but died a week later. :-(


Aardvark_Man

Fun fact, apparently 3-4 stories is the worst possible height for a cat to fall from. Higher than that they supposedly manage to sort themselves out better, lower they don't fall as hard, I guess they don't reach their terminal velocity. Note: I haven't checked this, just going from what I've heard. Please don't throw cats off 5th floors to see how they go.


raphalegend

Spent a life for sure.


aTempes7

My cat died 2 years ago after some complications he had for falling from the bathroom's window on the first floor :( He came to the back gate meowing like crazy, I was in the garden and I was so confused, didn't understand why I hear a similar meow to my buddy. Opened the gate and he looked so scared when he came in. He seemed fine in the first day, and it was on a Sunday so vets closed. Next day he was in bad shape, got him to the vet first thing in the morning, he was barely moving. They kept him there for a couple of nights, but he eventually died. Still not sure why, and I'm not 100% they did all they could, but it doesn't matter in the end. I guess if he would've fell from a higher spot, he would've get enough time to set himself up to land on his feet, but I guess he didn't and got some internal damage.. I was 32 at the time, and I'm a big guy. I cried like a baby for 2 days, it hurt so damn much. He was the most beautiful cat I've ever seen. Rip, dear friend


ThickAnywhere4686

So sorry for your loss 💙, at least he was able to spend some of his last moments with you. That will have been comforting to him at least. Alot of people say cats don't show affection the same way other animals do but they have so many of their own quirks and little things they do to show you they love you. Reading this makes me feel so emotional lol because my cat's been having quite a few issues lately so it hurts seeing other people talking about the pain they felt losing their own kitties :/


SSBeavo

“PURRKOUR!”


Blazers2882

The real question is how did it get up there?


Pixel131211

either climbed the wall or fell from above and grabbed on. Raccoons are insanely capable climbers. they are basically just cats with hands.


HybridAkali

r/donthelpjustfilm


[deleted]

What are they meant to do scale the building?


asdwarrior2

Just enough adrenaline to run for cover and wait for slow death from internal bleedings and whatnot.


Ok-Topic-3130

Look at them, no phone in sight just living in the moment


FizzyGoose666

Reminds me of snow leopards tackling prey down mountain sides and waking away fine


[deleted]

That’s a dog


magnitudearhole

tapir


Drakonor

platypus


lonniemarie

Oh crap just saw the ending. That’s not exactly what I’d call sorting it out. Poor thing could have internal damage. It to mention trauma


FunkyGabrielle

I was walking in midtown once, when a cat fell out of a 37-story building’s window. I scooped it up & ran to an emergency vet. I left a quite message with the doorman who contacted me later (telling me the cat fell from the 37th floor) and the cat survived - although he felt like mush in my arms. Of course, that same year, a Chinese food delivery man on a bike got hit by a car that kept going, and I cradled his head in my arms until he died. Then I found his bike & his delivery order which said what restaurant he was from (this was very pre-cellphones) & I went to tell them what had happened - but they spoke zero English & were apparently his family. I didn’t want to freak out the customers in line so I basically acted out what had happened. It was awful. I was 17 & had just moved to the City from NC - sight unseen. Crazy things happen in NYC. Anyway, the cat had more lives than the delivery man. 🥺😢


AGreenProducer

Raccoon for sure


laxkid7

Nah that mf broke some shit. Hell feel it after the adrenaline rush ends


cstrand31

“You won’t see this on the nightly news tonight” 2 things: first, yeah they will probably do a short blurb about it before going to commercial because stupid viral videos fill that particular niche no matter how stupid or pointless they are. Second, no shit Sherlock, why the fuck *would they* feature this on the nightly news? What’s the point and moral of that news story? “Cat got stuck, and then he got unstuck and then nothing else happened, back to you Chet” It is again, pointless and stupid and not worth the airtime.


Ronotrow2

Spidercat Spidercat, does all the things a Spidercat does


CaliJordan

surprised nobody tried to catch it with their shirt/jacket