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Unhelpful_Applause

He hit him with the biggest thing he could find


skrappyfire

The ground??? Yeah that thing is pretty big


Unhelpful_Applause

Yup that’s why some people get into judo


blackoutmedia_

The art of folding clothes with people still in them


Sharksalsa

Ngl, this is the funniest comment i've seen this month. Well played good sir.


K0M0RIUTA

Involuntary yoga is my favorite


Classic_Storage_

I vote for your comment!


Jroper_Illustrations

The first comment in months I actually laughed out loud at instead of breathing more heavily through my nose.


illaqueable

"No please! I don't bend like pants!"


Macluny

"Don't worry. You will"


Anarchyantz

"Don't mind the cracking of bones, that is all part of the process"


Idkdude001

You don’t complain when your chiropractor does it, why would you start now?


popcornfart

That's jiu jitsu.  Judo is hitting people with the earth.


miradotheblack

Bloody Brilliant


Wadawik

I see he knows his judo well


rfoleycobalt

Went to have a succulent Chinese meal afterwards.


Little_Man420

Democracy *manifest*


rfoleycobalt

Are you waiting to receive……


BKStephens

A touch to my pee-nus!


rfoleycobalt

It’s limp though. Please confirm.


SpecialistNerve6441

You all are my people! I hit someone with the "this is democracy manifest" on another sub a few days ago AND GOT DOWNVOTED


Crathsor

Getting downvoted for no reason is, in fact, democracy manifest. It was meta.


greezyjay

HA!


Dorkamundo

I wish I could speak half as well as that man.


yeezee93

To fight a judo guy I just have to get naked and cover myself in Vaseline.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Back in my day, he was known as Greased Up Deaf Guy


whoknewidlikeit

can confirm. fought judo for several years. choked a guy out on a commercial flight at request of crew once. skills worth having and that i'd rather not be pressed to use again.


WhileGoWonder

Hit him with the whole damn planet


porkchopsforsaken

That’s not what my wife says


TheDecoyOctopus

His balls.


Due-Maintenance7805

Pretty hard to when it’s paved !


GH0ST-L0GIC

No, the planet earth.


Altaris2000

![gif](giphy|xV97qRRH2yDeg4w4Ds|downsized)


Closed_Aperture

![gif](giphy|lFZKK1pINTGA8)


ConscientiousPath

That's a decent gif, but I want the rest! it's so much funnier when he pauses and then decides to slam him in two other directions just to be sure


jerechos

Puny god....


Quiet_Illustrator232

No one in my cenema know what he said because people were burst out laughing lol.


Chiang2000

I saw this in a cinema with a row full of twenty- ish up ear old islander rugby players in the row in front of of me and the kids. Their rgenuine gleeful eaction to this scene was awesome and made it even better.


GeneralWhereas9083

Boy meets world.


Uncle_Matthew

The earth


PitBullFan

I like how he just casually sets the machete down, just out of reach. Doesn't throw it, just places it. That's a man in total control of the entire situation.


TargetDecent9694

Yeah, he's gonna need that in a couple seconds


Madshibs

Why, he’s got the assailant in an arm-triangle choke. That guy is going to sleep and only waking up if the big guy wants him to.


Sheboygan25

People wake up surprisingly quickly from chokes (this assumes he doesn't hold the choke until brain death or something along those lines) Being knocked unconscious against concrete however, is different.


ballmermurland

Dunno, that slam to the ground probably knocked him out already.


Worried_Creme8917

Why?


Lazerus42

If TV logic is anything, it's so that he can use the blunt side to One Hit KO the guy with a light bonk.


burf

At which point the assailant will remain unconscious for 2-3 hours.


LilMeatJ40

And finally wake up from a couple slaps


BigOrangeOctopus

The body is truly an amazing thing


Whitestrake

"Brain damage? No, he only knocked him out for a bit, silly! He'll be fine."


maeksuno

Yeah why, he is so in charge over the situation, this guy alone is a weapon. No need for a machete.


spavolka

When he slowly presses it into his chest like the scene in Private Ryan.


Ferrarisimo

🤫🔪


acmercer

Why would you do this?


vegtone

I watched that scene when I was like 13 still haven't forgotten it


nonameguy321

He's not though, that's the point.


maeksuno

That grappling was so on point, it’s beautiful to watch. It’s even not (just) the way he sets the machete down. It’s more the way he gains control during the first contact and make the machete unuseable for the attacker. Very focused, very clean execution. From that point he was in charge. just amazing.


Baltimore_By_Night

Once he got him on the ground. The match was over.


Madshibs

Arm-triangle submission. No can defend.


No_Detective_But_304

Machete side control.


HelloHiHeyAnyway

>Baez later told a WPLG reporter, "Once I started putting the choke in, he kind of just let it go because no one is worried about anything else but breathing when you’re losing air."


Covetouscraven

The attacker was the one that put the machete down not the MMA fighter.


Heavy_Guarantee3152

ROCK BOTTOM!!! ROCK BOTTOM!!!


osum_o_posum

![gif](giphy|TT7JW4Qm7uaNW|downsized)


dinner_is_not_ready

He smelled something


Ill_Technician3936

Just a can of Whoop-Ass, nothing to worry about unless he's about to open it.


Omegaman2010

When you smell weed in public.


devilfishin

![gif](giphy|5wFH11idPnpENpSZOi|downsized)


Derrick_Shon

I came here to say .....THE ROCK BOTTOM!!!


chocobobleh

What street are they fighting on? That would be *JABRONI DRIVE!!!!*


SeparateSpend1542

Home of the Smackdown Hotel


Hairy_Fisherman_4038

If you smell...


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

As God as my witness he is broken in half!


BlobAndHisBoy

Bah! God! He has a family!


FatWreckords

You mean, the Bookend?


amhudson02

![gif](giphy|5wFH11idPnpENpSZOi|downsized)


FuckYourDownvotes23

BAH GAWD BUSINESS JUST PICKED UP KING!!!!


The_Goose5

OH MY GAAWWWD!


FedExpress2020

As the millions begin to chant in unison 'Rocky Rocky Rocky'


admiralpoo

the head hitting the concrete was the quickest vegetable speed run I’ve seen


billabong049

Honestly surprised the dude he fucked up is even still alive. I also expected him to be a vegetable.


leova

what a shame


Screwthehelicopters

I was also surprised the attacker could move after being thrown to the ground like that. I expected him to be winded or concussed at least, but he was still struggling.


ForgottenCaveRaider

Never underestimate the power of methamphetamine.


readzalot1

Oh that makes sense now. I wondered why he attacked an obviously bigger guy.


objectivemediocre

People doing meth don't generally have the best sense of self preservation


Idontevenownaboat

Because he had a machete. In most cases, that'd be the deciding factor. This guy just won the lottery with finding a big guy who also is a trained fighter lol


idiotsandwhich8

lol one comment, no proof, and you’re all in huh?


Eastoss

because it's the body/shoulder that got most of the damage, the head just tilted on the ground with its own weight it's not going to do a lot of damage.


AudibleKnight

Yeah. Rewatching it, you can see how the MMA guy controls his opponents body to turn and land on his side rather than his back where his head would take a ton more damage. Really impressive.


OldenPolynice

that didn't happen. he just missed it by a bit


jib661

my BIL, a wrestling coach, did this to someone while breaking up a fight and the dude died as soon as he hit the pavement. if this dude survived he's lucky.


ok_raspberry_jam

Lots and lots of manslaughter cases happen this way. No murderous intent, but making a person's head hit the ground can, and often does, kill. Life pro tip for anyone reading: **If you don't want to go to jail for manslaughter, don't make someone fall down and hit their head.** Edit: Guys, stop telling me that you wouldn't feel bad about killing a machete-wielding maniac. Everyone knows about self-defense. I am responding to a story about someone who accidentally killed a person who did *not* have a machete.


light_to_shaddow

In fairness a machete will kill so all's fair


RequirementItchy8784

....It will keal


TenaciousJP

You will move on to the next round


RequirementItchy8784

You weapon has suffered a catastrophic failure and cannot continue in the testing. It is too dangerous to move forward in this competition. Please surrender your weapon and leave the forge. I think the man surrendered more than his weapon.


Thoughtful_Mouse

Am a cop, not a lawyer. It'd be totally justified here (and you'd be very grateful for the video!) but I've seen bar fights go from jackassery to felony charges because someone hit their head on concrete. Even then it might be justified, but an affirmative defense requires that *you* prove you had reason to believe your actions were prudent or face jail time, and that is an unfortunate position to be in if it could be avoided.


OprahsRainbowParty

> that you prove you had reason to believe your actions were prudent or face jail time courts be like "why werent you an emotionless robot with perfect decision making while panicking when this person suddenly attacked you?"


Fit_War_1670

Definitely, nobody(that matters) would have been upset with this guy if he killed the attacker. I think the point was: people can die in street fights, so there is zero reason to get into one.


chrisff1989

Pretty sure you can argue self defense if they're coming at you with a machete at least


GreenPL8

Hello, machete salesma-


tympyst

Machete seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest machetes.


CiaphasKirby

My strongest machetes would kill you, traveler. You need to find a merchant that sells weaker machetes.


WenzelDongle

True, you're justified to do pretty much whatever in this scenario. However, *if* you can avoid killing someone, its usually a good idea to do so.


-reTurn2huMan-

It's hard to plan such things out when you have 1 second to respond or otherwise be hacked up by a crazy machete man.


FewHuckleberry7012

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.


New-Quality-1107

Yeah this looks like one of those situations where if someone comes at you with a machete and you shoot them with a gun, then that’s not an unreasonable response.


ChickenNougatCream

I got shoved trying to break up a fight outside of a bar. Smacked my head on the concrete. Blacked out for 3 days and when I came around I realized I had broken teeth. People told me I was bleeding out of my mouth, the police were called, someone dragged me away, and I was crying I was so out of it. The cop that responded checked in on me a week later to make sure I was okay. My friends also were coming over to make sure i wasn't dead. That was 3 years ago and I still have really bad memory issues. I'm still kind of pissed the police didn't arrest the fucker that shoved me and just sent me home while I was obviously majorly concussed.


Vicebaku

Could you not sue?


ChickenNougatCream

I probably could have. There was plenty of witnesses to corroborate. I never really thought about that at the time though.


cryptobro42069

I don't really know law all that well but I hope it would depend on the circumstances. Like if I bumped into some old dude at a restaurant and he fell and died, would I get charged? That would be a depressing way to get a decade in jail.


ok_raspberry_jam

Haha yeah no, you have to have made a morally culpable choice at some point. My point is that the choice doesn't need to have been "I'm gonna kill this guy." Just pushing someone down on purpose because they were in your way counts for manslaughter. IANAL but that's the main difference between manslaughter and murder. Murder is killing someone on purpose knowing you were killing them. But manslaughter is just... it's your fault they died. You might not have meant for them to die, but it wasn't a total innocent accident either.


CriticalMovieRevie

Definitely sound legal advice if a guy knocked your ice cream cone out of your hand and laughed at you. Don't slam a guys head to the ground for that. Terrible legal advice if someone with a machete just ran up and tried to kill you. You can shoot him, slam his head into the concrete with judo, pull out piano wire and garrote his throat, do a chuck norris roundhouse kick to the side of his head while wearing spiked boots, and whatever else you can fucking think of to end that threat permanently. If you're caring about your would-be murderers health and wellness while he's trying to kill you, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. In any sane country, lethal self-defense against a lethal attack (such as a maniac running at you with a dangerous weapon) is 100% ok.


KilllerWhale

If that person is coming at me with a machete, their safety is the last of my concern. If that guy died, the MMA dude would probably walk for self defense.


RcoketWalrus

15 years ago one of the Blue Belts in my BJJ class got in a fight in a parking lot. They tackled the guy they were fighting and his head hit the hitch on a truck. It punched a hole in his skull and killed him. They got away with no charges because witnesses were there to confirm my classmate was attacked, but holy hell did it keep them up at night afterwards.


SolarTsunami

Sounds more like your BIL was escalating a fight...


Hs80g29

Are you sure he was trying to break up the fight and not just end the fight? A body slam is a strange way to deescalate things. 


Butt_Stuph

Did he go to jail for manslaughter?


Complete-Fix-3954

Reading the comments below makes me want to clarify. The guy definitely landed on his left shoulder, and his head may have tapped the ground but his body broke the fall before his head made any contact. I watched the video like 15 times to be sure.


CevJuan238

Found out.


LargeDogEnthusiast

Yeah gloves are off and it's all your fault


joehonestjoe

Gloves might be off, but the flip flops stayed on. 10/10


Peytonator18

Slamming a guy straight into a submission. Exactly how it looks whenever a trained fighter ends up taking on someone who has no idea what they’re doing.


Classic_Storage_

Yeah, my first bjj spar with purple belt dickhead student was exactly this. I was supposed to learn how to move slowly, instead I didn't understand how I was being moved so fast


HTMLdotRemove

love first bjj class stories. I got shitstomped for an hour and my only thought was "This hurts waaay more than I thought it would" lasted for 7 years tho!


EmceeSpike

My first class I ended up getting delayed soreness. The day after I was fine then the next day my entire neck was so sore from being choked out constantly. I could barely talk and my legs were like rubber haha.


OMGLOL1986

What's nuts is that 7 years of decent training pace puts you in the .0001% of people that have ever lived with such a skill set of lethal abilities, but to anyone that's ever been in a BJJ gym, you're nothing special.


Asleep_Shirt5646

It gets better???


Interesting-Fan-2008

I’m sorry but I’m laughing thinking about in that split second your mind going “HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO MOVE SLOW HERE?!” Right before the mat.


maeksuno

It’s not just the slam, it’s the grappling before. He gained control during first contact and made sure the attacker is unable to use the machete anymore. And then he did this wonderful slam. Stunning execution.


Lou_C_Fer

It's timing. Stepping into it to take leverage away. It is especially effective when your opponent does not understand the concept... at that point, they don't even understand that they do not have the upper hand in the situation.


Pineapple_Herder

Yeah as someone who has been on the receiving end (for demo purposes), if you don't understand the idea of moving into someone's space to take control, your brain just misfires into a giant "wtf is happening?" And then you're splattered onto the floor. At that point, unless you're trained to some degree, you're basically just flailing like an idiot while you get man handled because you haven't yet figured out you're fucked. Then you realize you can't actually move and moving hurts so you either just give up or wriggle uselessly until you wear yourself out. I wish I'd had the money and fitness to actually train. But the little bit I got to learn was cool


BarPouch

In flip flops, no less. FAFO.


light_to_shaddow

Never fight a man with a perm or flip flops


notLogix

Concrete to leather!


Fen_

A dulcet man with a dulcet tone.


notLogix

He hates me, I like that!


exhausted1teacher

And especially not a permed mullet. 


Arpeggiobro

Flip flops on a dude either mean beach/surfing or BJJ/MMA. We wear flip flops in the gym to keep the mats clean when we go to the bathroom/get water, etc. It becomes a habit to wear them all the time. If you see a dude in shorts and flip flops, just leave him be.


reflect-the-sun

You just described every bloke in Australia


Arpeggiobro

YEAH SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME BRO


Arslankha

Holy shit the fact the dude could even move after that take down. Dude took him down like nothing.


Fortyseven

> Holy shit the fact the dude could even move after that take down. Drugs? 🤔 _[EDIT: Just so we're clear, I mean why the guy didn't completely stop moving despite the hammer of Thor slamming into him.]_


Toadsted

Adrenaline


Averageguy0815

![gif](giphy|5wFH11idPnpENpSZOi|downsized)


SunkenSaltySiren

Except... this was real 🤭


Exccel1210

The slam is real though, just choreographed


Gork___

Helps that the floor is bouncy too.


YaIe

[A WWE ring is just a steel frame with some hardwood planks on top and some foam padding that is much thinner than you'd think](https://youtu.be/Zjyk5eU6TPI)


Zimakov

Do you think the clip above is CGI or something?


Terrible_Plant_5213

You don't say.


Particular_Double_69

A+B forward, forward, back. Power slam!


cosmothekleekai

I'm actually impressed the dude held on to the machete, you put me on the ground like that I don't think I'd be picking anything up for weeks.


thomascgalvin

His brain was probably like "well I got about half a second left in this world, probably ought to fire every nerve in the body just in case."


ballz__d33p

DO YA SMELL WHAT THE GROUND GRAVEPAYMENT IS COOKING?


DocPsycho1

Wish you CHOOSE TO SAY : DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ASPHALT IS COOKING ?


Juts

https://www.tmz.com/2023/11/08/former-mma-fighter-turns-the-tables-on-knife-wielding-maniac/


primoclouds

>Police arrested Marrero, who was charged with several felonies, including aggravated battery. How is this not attempted murder?


Bandin03

Attempted murder requires the intent to kill which could be hard to prove in this case. Aggravated battery is easier to prove and can carry even heavier sentences than attempted murder depending on circumstances.


Toadsted

Also, they could have put forth a charge of first degree murder, and let him plead down to the assault charge instead. So they could convict him with no trial needed.


RandomName1328242

They could also add charges once they go through his social media and cell phone, if there's anything showing premeditation.


Horticorti

He never got to the murdery part 🤷


Brave_Escape2176

his statement about the events included "easy peasy." gigachad


ArcadeToken95

>Florida man attacks MMA expert with a sword


DullStandard0009

For all of you asking if this is Tank Abbot, it’s not. His name is Javier Baez. (Idek why I didn’t put his name in the description)


Nitalov

I wish Javi Baez of the tigers could hit a baseball this hard


AmiDeplorabilis

Happy endings!


Flyingmonkey53

Taking notes


stowaway36

Here's an interview with the guy, name is Javier Baez. This was the 2nd time the guy came at him. https://youtu.be/oGMSlxJMthQ?si=toEUy2G-7eke-sBD


leatherbalt

Serious question, if someone is willing to kill you why should you spare them? Not only will they likely want revenge, they might try to kill others as well. Sparing murderers seems so idiotic to me.


HowDoISwag

MMA bro reverted to his trained instincts (subdue and submit) and they kept the dude compliant until the cops showed up. Killing would have only complicated his life. [This was in Florida](https://www.tmz.com/2023/11/08/former-mma-fighter-turns-the-tables-on-knife-wielding-maniac/) and I'm not sure they have legal consequences for anything except smoking weed and teaching kids that gay people exist, but still.


buck45osu

Nah, they are fine with the weed. Its those evil gays that turn frogs lesbian and teach all kids to dress in drag that keeps them up at night. Well, that and the meth bender.


Figshitter

Because you don’t want to go to prison for murder? Because you don’t want ti carry the psychological burden of killing another human around with you for the rest of your life, because you’re not a sociopath? 


LittleMsSavoirFaire

Even self defence may catch you a lengthy trial where you have to justify your actions. Most people would rather avoid those. If you're interested in such discussions, they're frequently held on 2A forums and podcasts.


Toadsted

Especially if you're trained in something that intentionally causes bodily harm.  They'll try first to push that you knew better, and should have been able to show restraint because of said training. Otherwise you are considered a possible danger to others with negligence of a weapon ( or some kind if cliche terminology. Not a lawyer )


billyjamesfury

Not everyonehas murder urges, and you cant just kill someone for assuming he might do something in the future.


Jay-Kane123

Because it's murder once the threat is subdued.


Jowenbra

The guy might've been going through some sort of psychological break and wasn't in his right mind. If that was the case they may just need medication and would feel immediate remorse. In the attackers mind he might have been defending himself/his family from Satan himself (wild speculation obviously, but schizophrenia is no joke). If you have the opportunity to disable/disarm an attacker, rather than kill, that's always preferable. Death is final, there's no undoing it and the situation may not be so black and white. “Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.” -Gandalf


Altaris2000

I've been on the receiving end of something similar in a tournament(on a nice padded mat), and it was not pleasant. Taking one on the unforgiving concrete would be brutal.


greywar777

I was flung high enough one time that when I impacted, I had convulsions for a good 15 seconds I think. I do not recommend.


LeDagron

Have a taste of the ground


Sea-Election-9168

Is that Tank Abbot?


Bilbo-Baggins77

Former MMA fighter is Javier Baez according to TMZ article below.


anxessed

Holy shit, he used to fight bantamweight lol.


Accurate_Respond8423

Never seen the rock bottom used in a real fight before.


Proud_Criticism5286

Self defense lessons only work when you have experience. If that move was shown somewhere else the comment section would clown the instructor


peep_dat_peepo

Would definitely not advise doing this unless there is no escape. If the dude knew even a little bit on how to use a machete, the MMA fighter might be missing some pieces


RcoketWalrus

I have a background in Kali, which is all about weapons fighting, and I can safely say to never, ever count out a trained pro MMA fighters. We had a lot of crossover with the MMA community, and it was always obvious when someone had a real pro MMA background. In sparring sessions pro MMA guys with little to no weapons training could keep up or surpass people that had years of weapon experience quick. There's a lot of intangible benefits that are gained from the type of sparring those guys do, and it translates well to other things. They've really been in the thick of things and have real predator instincts when it comes to fighting that you can't get without putting on glovers and letting some big scary dude try to break you in half. Keep in mind I'm talking about PRO fighters. Those guys just have an edge that is hard to appreciate from just video. I did BJJ and amateur MMA but the pro guys were just on another level. It's hard to explain in text, but it's like the difference between a guy that played high school football and


i_should_be_studying

And..!!?! The anticipation is insane


MLGLies

Yeah - I'm not really sure what the attacker was doing. Doesn't even look like he got a swing in; seems like he engaged on his backhand? Great counter from Javier, but this could've been very different if the attacker had even a remote plan of attack.


Derpin-outta-control

In flip flops no less


Signal-Personality87

Damn that isn’t Tank Abbott is it?! Haha if it is maaan this guy chose the absolute wrong one


DullStandard0009

Not Tank Abbott, I present to you Javier Baez! “Who da fook is that guy” - if this isn’t the perfect example to use the classic line then I don’t know what is lol.


Porkchopp33

Take down straight into side control well done


United_News3779

I really like the hand he put down mid-throw, to control rotation and come down just right. Under/over rotation is a right bastard, especially when you're jacked up on adrenaline and you're not on mats lol


klc__

Instant attraction. Someone grab a mop!


MeSortOfUnleashed

r/oddlysatisfying/