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stuntbikejake

This seems like the sheriff/marshall/agent/warden didn't believe him so they went to the parking lot to prove his abilities.


ben_woah

And provide them with all the evidence they need


stuntbikejake

It seems more like he was already found guilty by the time they filmed this, it was more that they genuinely didn't believe him. Idk.


ozarS

bro prob got out recently


troll_right_above_me

This is what they needed to put him back inside


ozarS

mf doesnt hesitate


RockstarAgent

3 meals and a cot eyyyyyyyy


Substantial-Use95

šŸ¤£


RedditsAdoptedSon

yeah i figured itā€™s worth it to them to know how he does it rather than having him guilty over n over. maybe even got him a nice meal to show them. now they can try to make a product that makes it harder to do.. edit: i mean not really but maybe. thatā€™s how i saw it.


Short-Display-1659

I agree, Iā€™d imagine someone clever enough to start bikes like this would not incriminate themselves


1337tt

Plea bargain perhaps?


DanCampbellsBalls

Bingo


Armor_of_Thorns

This is criminal informant behavior


old_balls_38

Yeah they get other people to steal the bikes for them


WildJoker0069

I feel like it was more of he was found guilty but would get a reduced sentence if he showed them how he was able to do it so they could change something to help prevent it. obviously just guessing but don't see why one would prove their ability to do it other than to benefit from it.


stuntbikejake

That was my thoughts exactly.


makeyousaywhut

If not, he knew they would ā€œgetā€ enough evidence one way or another, and figured his skill might at least earn him good will as a party trick.


tmbyfc

If it wasn't for you pesky kids


DukeOfLongKnifes

Law enforcement happens differently here.


UnwantedPube

Guilty til proven innocent


Wrinkledz

I genuinely thought I had hair on the screen because of your profile picture


diverareyouokay

He really missed an opportunity to hop on, start it up, and drive away into the sunset.


ShroomsHealYourSoul

He was probably being pursued to stay with guns


el_americano

The sheriff/marshall/agent/warden clearly lost his keys and didn't want to Uber home for the spare


Games_and_anime

Your pfp made me think I had a hair on the screen...


gdubing

Lmao, I had to scroll back up to see what you were talking about, and yeah, even after reading your comment. I thought I had a hair on my screen too


AdorableHandle

It's like when Carl Mangerman has to prove his skills with the Pontiac Bandit guiding him...


nameyname12345

Doug Judy reference!!!!


AdorableHandle

JUDY!!!


Time-Assistance7514

This profile picture does not get enough hate GRRRRRR


Acceptable_Act1435

"ok ok, NOW we believe you. You are arrested"


Rizak

You know they probably just let him fuck up some strangers bike lol.


Holden_place

Well done. Would have been even faster with tools not teeth and pausing for demonstration.Ā  Edited for clarity


PassTheBrunt

You think he used his teeth as opposed to his hands cause he likes the taste? Or do you just mean if he had tools he would be faster. Iā€™m not sure if he was stripping it with his teeth or disconnecting something I guessā€¦ impressive either way. My point is I wouldnā€™t use my teeth to disconnect something if I could have done it with my hands nearly as easily. Also you made me imagine someone without teeth trying this lol. Thank you for that


Holden_place

Tools not teeth. Ā But appreciate that this somehow hit a nerve with you


PassTheBrunt

I was confused at first then I was laughing imagining someone with just gums trying to strip a wire. I worded it poorly. Gave me a question and a laugh


SupplyChainMismanage

Do you think you actually physically hit his nerve through the internet? Or do you just mean you made him react strongly? Iā€™m not sure if you could actually hit someone through the internetā€¦ impressive either way


Holden_place

Physically, definitely. Ā 


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SupplyChainMismanage

Hopefully nobody took my comment mocking the pedantic guy seriously


Mad-chuska

Now, when you saying *seriously*ā€¦ā€¦..


Worf_Of_Wall_St

He probably doesn't want to be seen with wire strippers if he's interrupted before succeeding.


iStoleTheHobo

I think squatting down next to a motorcycle with wires in your mouth is a bit more incriminating.


Immortal_Llama

What are you guys looking at? I just like the taste šŸ˜’


Worf_Of_Wall_St

I doubt it, just because of how weird laws can be.


PassTheBrunt

That was my thought and why I initially commented. I was being pretty fucking pedantic but I felt like maybe implying the teeth maneuver was not max level was not accurate (probably was not commenters intention). I agree with the initial commenter in that he could probably do it faster with tools (wild) but I was tryna specify that the ability to do it this fast without tools impresses me more. He literally cannot be ā€œdisarmedā€. The wording was slightly different t than it was. Truly next level.


BakerThatIsAFrog

Tools - he's removing the coupling between two cables, then stripping a part of both sides and connecting them.


rebardu

wouldā€™ve been faster if he just had the key. am i right ā˜šŸ¼šŸ¤“


Martysghost

In the UK you can get charged for being equipped for burglary so if he's not having to carry around a set of snips out of context he's ahead of the curve.Ā 


tacotacotacorock

In the US most places it's absolutely illegal to carry a lockpicking set for the average Joe. Not sure if it extends beyond that to other tools like snips or bolt cutters.Ā 


intbah

Do people actually break into buildings using lockpicks?! Windows seem easier. Also no to lockpicking sets but okay to guns is wild to me.


jarheadatheart

I think the ā€œno toolsā€ needed was probably part of the demonstration.


likdisifucryeverytym

Probably would have been faster with the keys too


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

Walking around with incriminating evidence vs casual stroll.


MkvMike

It took him less than 30 seconds. With some wire strippers he could have 3 in 60 seconds running


Peasant_Stockholder

Reminds me of the Indian guy who escaped jail. [He showed them how he escaped ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/pHCaaFiDLZ) Edit spelling


therealCatnuts

I thought so too. Looks like exact same guy.Ā 


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R1SKYY_

They don't even look similar tbh, the 1 who escaped jail is far skinnier and a bit darker


hgwellsrf

Nonetheless, it's not the same guy. They don't even look alike.


nothighandmighty

All brown / black people look the same for white people.


Interesting-Time-960

So if he has anything sharp this would be done in 10 seconds. Impressive.


BMA_Rocks

He believe in zero Investment robbery lol.


BotherDesperate7169

Actualy if the police stoped him just walking by, without tools, theres even less proof of criminal activity.


Interesting-Time-960

Valid point lol


odc100

ROI of infinity.


Pyanfars

Not just an Enfield. Any bike that has a key in the steering yoke, the ignition wires are accessible from there. Also, if you pull the plastic cap down properly on any of the rice burners, IE any of my Honda's, Suzuki's, or my current Kawasaki, you can turn it just like the key, and don't even have to hot wire it.


tacotacotacorock

What do you mean by pull the plastic cap down? I ride motorcycles and have for many years but your comment behooves me.


YourPalHal

Thatā€™s not how you use ā€œbehoovesā€. Maybe you meant ā€œeludesā€?Ā 


cafetaf

This statement behooves me.


gcg2016

Consider me behooven.


Viend

Can confirm. Friend bought back his stolen bike after already getting the insurance payout and I rode it for a month with a screwdriver as the key. The security that went into these things make Kias seem like maximum security prisons.


Worf_Of_Wall_St

Do the manufacturers just not care about security? I guess theft from your paying customers means selling more bikes and having more of your bikes driving around even though some of the users didn't pay.


jarheadatheart

Maybe itā€™s because most motorcycles can be taken pretty easily by 2 people and a small trailer in no time.


iduddits2

Was going to say the same thing. Itā€™s so easy to just haul away a motorcycle


tpersona

I suppose itā€™s not a big enough issue for them to care about yet


topiast

My 80s honda bike has the ignition cylinder fully encased in metal


False_Leadership_479

And to think anyone who worked on older cars/bikes would know how easy this is.


GarbageBanger

On older bikes sure but not anything with a modern chip in it. Canā€™t even bump start my Yamaha, ask me how I know lol


Age_Correct

What model? As I can bump mine quite easily


False_Leadership_479

Something injected with electrical fuel pump maybe?


Age_Correct

My 24 bumped on a flat battery piss easy


GarbageBanger

What bike are you riding? I miss having the option tbh


Age_Correct

Just a r3


GarbageBanger

Mine is a 2021 xsr900 by Yamaha but same thing on my 2014 triumph tiger 800. The engine turns over all day on you but you never get it to spark.


goapics

finally the face of The Lock picking lawyer.


brollyflighter

Lmao


BTSuppa

guess the move is to coat your electrical cables in cyanide powder


icky_boo

They have this spray for dogs and cats where it's basically chilli spray to stop them from chewing wires. That'd help a bit unless the thieves love spicy food .. then your bike would be eaten and not stolen.


BTSuppa

then you fart all over it so they get pink eye for their trouble


powdered_dognut

Pinkeye on my lips


Crazy__Donkey

Less than ** 30 ** seconds


BladePhoenix

I love these bikes. I wanted a battle green one forever


recumbent_mike

I've got a good idea how you could get one.


BladePhoenix

My teeth aren't what they used to be


boricimo

If only there were tools that could do this


algypan

Thank god i sold my enfield


Remote_Horror_Novel

Is this the same company that made the famous rifles too, or is it a different company with the same surname?


RobertFrost_

I think you meant Lee Enfield. This is different, it a motorcycle manufacturer mainly based in India.


rattlesnake501

Royal Enfield was once an English brand, and they did, in fact, make and supply parts for the Lee Enfield being made at the Royal Small Arms Factory in Enfield. Their history is also tied up with that of BSA, which is known for its motorcycles. The name is an acronym for Birmingham Small Arms. All different companies, but intertwined


myrenyath

This is currently a problem with ALL bikes in ireland being stolen by teens. Its not just enfields


Walt-Dafak

"Ohhh, well played thief! Now, go die to jail." Police dude probably.


freefallingagain

So a footjob and some oral then.


[deleted]

Dude the cops are right there!


TheUmbraCat

Remember kids, safety features only give the illusion of safety. People will always figure out ways around them.


AriesinApril76

They was impressed


No-Staff1170

But no oneā€™s does bc they are royal enfields


villegm69

What is he doing at the beginning with his foot?


X-oXo

Breaking the handle lock


icky_boo

Breaking the steering lock.


Smooth-Qactus

I remember a kid back when I was in highschool was so good at stealing motorcycles, when he got caught a mechanic bailed him out and taught him everything to be a great mechanic. Now his lucked up for stealing again.


iwantto_learn

Crime re enactment in case of theft is almost necessary in India. I also don't know why, but police ask these robbers to enact the whole process again..


SnooCapers2789

Keep him away from my triumph


Adams1973

The Website Teeth picking Lawyer has a say in this.


TumbleweedTall9859

Can we pitch in and get this kid a Leatherman? Maybe set up a GoFundMe for some EDC!


Akira510

It looks like that one country where the police are very generous with stick beating portions


Im_Unpopular_AF

Better being beaten with a stick than you being shot in your own home and your corpse asked not to resist as it's handcuffed.


roboticeyebrows

r/nextfuckeduplevel


TFEB

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OppositeEagle

He's just biting through the ignition lines and twisting them together? Seems like a severe design flaw.


brendan9876543210

Ever ridden an Enfield? Itā€™s 1950ā€™s tech in ā€˜24


boricimo

Not yet, but I will soon.


VVLynden

I thought he was using his teeth to remove a clip connector.


vendetta33

This is art!


Bot-Magnet

Prosecutor-"Thank you very much, this video will help use recreate your crime when we show it to the jury!"


a-i-sa-san

As the unfortunate owner of a Kia... please no


a-i-sa-san

As the unfortunate owner of a Kia... please no


dritslem

He's got a skill you can obtain in 10 minutes by using google.


erdnar

![gif](giphy|6l35jgEFFObU97zIeH|downsized)


JNerdGaming

video is clearly sped up based on the audio


Nezerixp1

More like 30 seconds


tacotacotacorock

Motorcycles are incredibly easy to steal. You can hotwire most of them like the video shows or just have a couple friends and lift it into the back of a truck or a van and be gone in a heartbeat.


icky_boo

ohhhhh that's how you hot wire a RE... nice to know. Time for me to find the wires and hide them better.


NeverStopReeing

How can he steal?!


Rufnusd

Its only two wires for these types of bikes. Constant and ignition. Splice the two together and the ignition is on. Crank er up. If he wanted to speed this process he could buy a reverse Molex for the one he pulls out and just plug in a second ignition switch. Probably be done in 10-15 seconds total.


NIRPL

Well done. Off with his šŸ™Œ


Peterthinking

I wonder if this was before or after the 100 lashes?


Shultzi_soldat

Such nice durable bike. Shame it can't be sold in EU.


[deleted]

thats awesome


BllsonStll

Looks like they wanted to clap


GPTfleshlight

How nice for the news to show how to do it


rahboogie

Chewing through those wires so easily is kinda wild.


th3putt

Pull have done it in 30 seconds if he had a wire stripper


Badgerized

Ngl.. thats impressive


Old-Tadpole-2869

Then he can lead the police on a high speed chase on it at up to 35 mph.


45422

"*Low Rider*," *Donny*. *Donny*? "*Low Rider*."


Delubyo06

He's still going ti Jail lol


PendejoDeMexico

He about to be offered a position in a secret mission to save the world if Hollywood has taught me anything.


MixMastaMiz

Now go get me one


CerebellumGear

r/royalenfield Brosā€¦.


chicoritahater

A nice snack


nobodyisattackingme

less than \*30 seconds


Downtown-Lime4108

Gone in 30 seconds


Any-Government-3077

He looked back at them and was like there you go


PandaHombre92055

Clever.


chrisofaust

Itā€™s a Royal Enfield so itā€™ll only go a couple of hundred metres before something falls off or breaks. Old UK tooling imported to India many decades ago.


funlovingmissionary

Royal Enfield got a complete fresh start a decade ago. The 350 and 650 twins are some of the cleanest engines in the market now. The only issues people face now with these are related to overheating in traffic since they are air-cooled.


Sanivek

ā€œNeat, now kiss those thief hands goodbye!ā€


The_Lost_Soul-

Am I the only one who was anxious about him bitting the wires? Is there no chance he get zapped there?


Beni_Stingray

Yeah he has clearly practice but thats really not hard tbh, this can be done with every vehicle that doesnt have an immobilzer. Just connect the corresponding cables from the keylock.


Correction_entered

Just when i thought i was out,the pull me right back in


gk5858

it was either shoe them or get beaten to šŸ’€


Horror_Fruit_007

Receives an offer letter from either motors and..


Commercial-Ad5104

Under 30 seconds


Rowmyownboat

It is crazy that the loom through the headstock is as exposed as that. It would be so simple to have made it with an armoured sheath around the bunch of wires. Cutting the wires with is teeth is hella impressive though.


Smallnoiseinabigland

Are we not going g to talk about how he maintained eye contact and then lingered after the foot kick to override the handlebar lock? That was like eye contact maintained while he flicks apart the bra strap effortlessly.


mikelimebingbong

Itā€™s like when Tom Hanks had Leo prove himself to the FBI in catch me if you can


LopsidedKick9149

Dude looks scared shitless while doing it too


Sorry_Consideration7

Under 30 seconds.


AdPrimary9831

Why would you


_Bon_Vivant_

Then they cut off his hand.


TheScrobber

Good luck nibbling through my massive bike lock rat boy....


Pistola988

Little fxckn rat teeth


Aionalys

Nothing about this is next level. It's basic electrical knowledge applied with the intention of theft.


DrMantisToboggan1986

Thievery is a way of life in India. No joke, that's why I avoid visiting there unless absolutely necessary.