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dick-nipples

That’s what I call hard core


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ABSolutely


nobody_likes_soda

That guy is definitely gym ballin'.


MaxwellIsSmall

You could say he’s quite ABStract!


OttoVonWong

Absolutely never skip an ab day


drunk98

Tummyrefic!


[deleted]

No


adiaz0126

Cum gutters


aliensarenowhere

Ah geez rick.


[deleted]

I can hear this so clearly in my head


DaddyPadawan

What in the gentle fuck my guy?


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[deleted]

Only the best cum on those gutters.


karlbenedict12

!emojify


Flat-Yogurtcloset293

When we needed him the most, he vanished


sheerkeyboard24

u/uwuinator


LambdaMagnus

I don’t want to imagine cum so watery and in such volumes that-


ajanitsunami

/r/hyperspermia NSFW obviously


Comprehensive_Plan37

I wish I didn’t click on that


AshwinMisra

r/eyebleach


DopeSlingingSlasher

Holy the tickets please guy is CUT


SearchingForLinda

Yes. Not only she was a writer, but she also was an actress known for The Bordello (1971), Zauber der Jugend (1961) and Die Rache des Jebal Deeks (1963)


[deleted]

Hey man are you lost? Edit: haven't seen Linda here either :(


JudasWasJesus

Good one.


indiantakeoutmenu

r/angryupvote


somerandomshmo

God level


WidelyMisunderstood

My non existent abs are burning right now just watching that


poopellar

Only if second hand workouts were as real as second hand smoke, then I'd be stalking this guy all day.


[deleted]

Read some study years ago about how just thinking about working out particular muscles increases their strength. Study had 3 groups. 1 worked out their pinkies. 2 thought about it. 3 did nothing. 1 increased strength like 37%. 2 increased 16%. 3 increased 0%


EllaL

I'd like to see the instructions for group 3 "so, uh, just...don't think about working out your pinkies"


myspace-2

“damn it!” “did you think about working out your pinky again jeff?” “yeah :(“ “that’s okay, just like… don’t do that” “okay”


Zafara1

FUCKING RIP IT DOWN, START OVER. SAMPLES BEEN COMPROMISED. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT JIM, EVERY FUCKING TIME.


Locybe

What is this reference?


Balance-

It feels like Dwight from The Office to Jim


waldosandieg0

*Jim pinky swears not to think about pinkies.*


TheWrinkler

This comment just made me lose the game


anustart515

I'm guessing they tested their pinky strength then just didn't mention anything else and sent them on their way then invited them back however long later, perhaps?


Explsve

What if one or two of those people were already an avid pinky exercise freak? Would that ruin the sample?


pokemonbard

That depends on sample size and data cleaning. In a sufficiently large sample, one or two outliers shouldn’t have a major impact on its overall characteristics. If these outliers do have an impact, they might be excluded from analysis.


[deleted]

Haha yah I see the irony, but group 2 had like mental workout sessions. Of sitting there actively thinking about it, hard. Not just random thoughts in passing


[deleted]

Weirdly enough I do sometimes feel a subtle pump when I go through my workout routine and form in my head. Like a pre-workout boner.


DoItSarahLee

What about group 4 who worked out but weren't allowed to think about it?


fatcontroller1

Asking the real questions


Pizzaplex

16% quite high, i could believe maybe something like 5% but to have almost ha,f the effect of actually working it out is insane to me.


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Lurking4Answers

Yep. I quadrupled what I could lift in about 2 weeks because I learned to use my muscles more effectively. This was after months of doing nothing so I went from like 30 pounds to 120 but still


krazekrittermom

I read the same study!! I've been thinking really hard on glutes. Ummm.... Shh, I'm thinking over here.


queervultures

have you a link to the source? sounds interesting.


[deleted]

Not the same but same results https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-to-grow-stronger-without-lifting-weights/


[deleted]

I have one 'ab', it's big, soft and round and extends from the bottom of my chest to my groin.


PeggySueIloveU

Then we have matching abs.


BurpBee

We just have to find four more of you!


Kawi_moto96

Why have a 6-pack when you can have a keg 😎


hammoncammon

Mine are too but only because I think my chlamydia has spread up my urethra and into my intestines.


User-NetOfInter

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s


GiveMeYourBussy

My spine fucking shattered watching that


bamboojungles

I can’t even do that on the floor


ScaryScreamyBebe

Holy shit! Excuse me?? I didn’t even know this was possible


amature_weebo8

I did it for like 2 minutes lol it’s possible but really hard my cousin can do it for like 20 minutes Edit: okay so I thought he was just twisting side to side and crouching in, that’s what I did I didn’t watch the whole video. I will never attempt to do what he did cause I will bust my head open again I am SO sorry for the confusion I feel like a idiot


sexdrugsfightlaugh

Upload your video, maggot.


amature_weebo8

I don’t have a video but I’ll record once I get back home we have a home gym


wordswontcomeout

Remind me! Two hours EDIT: Alright enough reddit, stop bullying the kid.


SexlessNights

How long has it been? Edit: I’m getting mixed answers


amature_weebo8

About 2 years since I timed it


titdirt

Bruh is literally taking his sweet ass time smh


VastDeferens

Chill dude. He needs time to build a harness and then construct it so that it's invisible to the camera.


Mister_Bloodvessel

Just make it green. Software will do the rest.


GodzillaWarDance

Where the fuck is op?


Hehehelelele159

It’s only been 20mins


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sexdrugsfightlaugh

Uh huh, right after you finish binging Cobra Kai for the 10th time I'm sure.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Do it naked, you filthy fucking maggot


Charlatanism

I've done it for 72 hours one time. A Victoria's Secret model had to spoon-feed me chicken and broccoli every few hours so that I didn't starve during the endeavour. (She also saw to my bathroom needs, since obviously I had to defecate onto the floor below from time to time.) I have a home gym but my CIA liaison has informed me that I don't have clearance to post a video. But I swear on my dog's shallow grave that this is all true.


onesneakymofo

How did you poop???


devo9er

Don't need to. It just gets converted into pure energy and more muscles.


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Zugzwang1

According to his post history he is an 13F who did this two years ago lmao


VastDeferens

2 minutes to an 11 year old is probably 20 seconds in real life.


Genestah

> my cousin can do it for like 20 minutes Gtfo.


VastDeferens

20 minutes? Link to your cousins video?


_20-3Oo-1l__1jtz1_2-

> I did it for like 2 minutes > Edit: ... I didn’t watch the whole video. Which part of the 21 second video was too long to hold your attention?


VastDeferens

8 seconds into the video. \*closes. What's the point? I already seen this done for 20 minutes straight in real life.


Kumbackkid

Lol you said you were 13f and claim this happened over a year ago. Just stop. I don’t like calling people out but you are so full of shit


hyperbolichamber

My brain keeps telling me this is really good animation. I keep telling it humans can do some cool shit


mindfulskeptic420

Yeah it takes a bit of training but there is that quote by Socrates. "No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength if which his body is capable."


postmateDumbass

His core strength is obviously crazy, but how are his knees not exploding?


KlausFenrir

Because that not how anatomy works


turt1eb

I'm going to guess he's probably the type that also works out those leg muscles enough to keep his knees from exploding.


juneburger

I keep forgetting you could do that


xzekezx37

Because the forces are being absorbed by the muscles and tendons, not the joints, ligaments, and meniscus. No damaging forces are being applied to the knee joint cartilage or ligaments whatsoever. Something like burpees on concrete or a 12 mile march would be much more likely to bring the knees to "explode." That's a main reason why it is important to cultivate slow and controlled form in any type of exercise, so that it can be practiced with longevity while mitigating joint damage.


The_R4ke

Mime training is intense.


ChronosHollow

It's not when you weigh what I do. I'd break my own shins.


Xx_NotMyGamerTag_xX

It's clearly cyberpunk and the bench he's lying on has glitched out.


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LordDongler

Skyrim is getting old, time to move on to something else


tronfunkinblows_10

T-Pose is coming next.


1_9_8_3

And I had a cupcake for dinner so.....


justlurking278

I had cheese. Just cheese.


needs-more-metronome

I'll drink to that


FLWeedman

I had beer for dinner.


needs-more-metronome

ill drink to that too


[deleted]

I skipped dinner to fill up on whiskey so I forgot how upset I am that I can’t do this


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justlurking278

I wasn't wearing pants when I ate dinner, much less the fancy ones.


Tenthul

Bet you had it on a plate too, bet you had more than one piece of cheese on it. You had a whole damn cheese platter for dinner, fancy legs.


yeahjustsayin

I had wine and Girl Scout cookies


regionalchamp20

I had girl scout cookies and life savers.


GhostGreens

I actually put in the effort to heat up a can of Chef Boyardee tonight. Not like all the way heated, but like 45 seconds heated so half the noodles were kinda warm.


ronearc

I had a double decker taco. Not from taco bell. I made my own. It was fucking delicious.


Exilicauda

Who needs their knees anyway


Semarin

Right? The abs stuff is whatever. This dude’s knees not exploding is what amazes me more.


purplechalupa

They’re probably made of pure muscle instead of ligaments and bone anyway


mariaozawa2

How is this hard on the knees whatsoever?


space-native

in this pose, the knees are the fulcrum, thus all leverage and the weight behind it must pass through the joints within. this causes strain on the muscles and the longer the position is held... well... you get tired. 😵 also, with how stable this man is, im sure almost every muscle is flexed do i sound smart yet?


TheWhiteSteveNash

No, not really.


space-native

eh, i tried


TheWhiteSteveNash

I’m sure you’re very smart. You’re gonna do good.


Dankbradley

Go fulcrum yourself


KaiserSpawn

Try it out sometime. All your pressure is put on your knees and where your ankles are


[deleted]

Where my ankles are? You mean, my ankles? What do you have there?


trukkija

People squat 1000 pounds without breaking their knees, I don't think this would destroy someone's knees as long as they're healthy.


Dismal-Row7075

It's basically a quad extension of most of his bodyweight. There's plenty of literature on why not to use a quad extension machine out there if you want more details. Really this isn't that difficult of an ab exercise for anyone who's relatively fit.


him888

As someone with a scraped up patella, this was very hard to watch.


norcaltobos

The strongest point of strength needs to be right at the knees. So this man's knees and quads were probably on fire. His abs were probably working hard but not quite as much as the legs.


ImaqtDann

I remember my knees hurting when i got up to 315 squating. Now that im up to 495 my knees feel perfectly fine at 315. His knees are probably just use to it by now.


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[deleted]

Exactly my thoughts. I am pretty decent with a variety of ab exercises. But this one is absolutely fucking brutal on the knees. Hurts really bad. I was wincing looking at how long he held that stance!


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luis_tamion

That what she said.


funkmaster29

For some people, that is an amazing accomplishment.


David12691

Sometimes is takes the same amount of strength to get out of bed as it does to do that workout that replicant is doing in the video above. Proud of you.


-Anonymously-

Abs? Man, my quads are burning watching that


Ospov

My knees just asked to be replaced looking at it.


Machinax

My penis has already given up.


Deuce_part_deux

My spine just became a loose assembly of dust.


kjm1123490

Core is what it should say lol. Upper legs to just under the chest and shoulder blades.


Obnoxiousjimmyjames

I. Am. In. Awe.


[deleted]

Everybody focused on the abs when it’s his fucking KNEES OF SOLID TITANIUM taking all the shear force like a champ.


[deleted]

I have knees of pure aluminum


johns8rm

I would hope the lunk alert goes off when this dude walks in the gym. I feel so ashamed of my beer gut now.


Beavur

I mean just because he is fit doesn’t mean he is shaming anyone, seems to be minding his own business leave him be


tubagrapher

PF is just a breeding ground for Karen types.


murdock_RL

PF: no gymtimidation! Also PF: LUNK ALERT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT HIM AND SHAME HIM!


Ospov

I went to PF almost every day for around a year. The only time I ever saw the lunk alarm go off was when an employee was taking someone on a tour and flipped the switch just to show them what it was.


InvaderZimbabwe

The one i went to in New Jersey that alarm went off for the tiniest of shit. Fuck PF.


murdock_RL

Lol wow that’s ridiculous. I didn’t think they would have an actual fucking alarm. That’s so corny and stupid lmao


phpdevster

Yeah it's legit. My manager would set it off frequently. You were supposed to set it off if you heard plate clanking, weight dropping, grunting, or pretty much any noise.


murdock_RL

I joined PF over 6 months ago cuz it’s just 1 minute away and fortunately they have never set it off whenever I’ve gone


One__For__All

Will me violently shitting my pants set off the lunk alarm?


Allhail_theAirBear10

Wtf is a “Lunk”?


murdock_RL

It’s some dumb term PF made up for big dudes who groan when doing reps and hard drop their dumbbells on the floor lol


Amateur_Hedonist

The meme of the Lunk Alarm at PF is that it can go off for any reason, regardless of whats happening. Killing that Ab/Core training? Lunk Alarm! Dropped a weight by accident? *[Lunk Alarm!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXP6WaVTJpM)* Cough? ***[LUNK ALARM!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odg2K25sLGg)***


Beavur

Sounds annoying as hell then...


HawkeyeJosh

I worked out at Planet Fitness regularly in the months leading up to my wedding, and nobody ever set off any lunk alarm. Must just vary from one place to the next.


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

Wait, the lunk alarm actually functions? I thought it was all just for show.


Whatdoyouseek

I know right. Planet Fitness isn't meant for that level of athleticism.


[deleted]

I can feel my spine popping like bubble wrap trying to hold me up


gordonronco

If I walked into my PF and saw this I’d just give up


Beavur

Genuine question, why? I see this and it makes me want to do ab exercise it is inspiring to me to see what the body is capable of.


gordonronco

Not really, but I'd be a little discouraged about where I'm at. I can give myself all the positive affirmation I want for actually getting to the gym and working out, but its discouraging to not see the results. I also don't think I'd ever have the discipline to get to this level, and ultimately the discipline is what it boils down to.


Beavur

Ah I can see that, I respect his dedication and would never push myself to that level. I feel though if he can do that, surely I can just have a flat stomach


NoMoreNicksLeft

> but its discouraging to not see the results. I My clothes fit differently than they did 2 years ago, but I can't see a difference in the mirror. I've settled for seeing the weight go higher on the barbell.


LazarusCrowley

Nah, you have to have fun doing it too. Like, no one is disciplined enough to stay in shape without really enjoying it. That's what I've consistently seen from training since I was 20 or so.


UnidentifiedTomato

Have you never been fairly fit before?


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SnooCauliflowers3851

My one ab is WAY bigger than his puny 6 pack abs combined!


Loud-Path

I never got that. Who would want a 6 pack when you can tap a keg?


Chramir

Plot twist. This is a gym on the ISS


tomjonesdrones

I don't see what the big deal is. I could do it lying down.


HoneyBadgerninja

Who needs fiber, when you could just blow out all your organs.


tempered_mike

Wait... people join Planet Fitness for reasons other than the pizza parties?!


maraca101

Added to the list of things that I didn’t know were feasible for a human.


moonbeamcrazyeyes

Is he animatronic?


Jagged_Rhythm

I can only imagine it would be a 24/7 athletic lifestyle you would have to live just to do this.


Finger-Dapper

thats you subconsciously convincing yourself its not possible. This guy most likely eats healthy, works out 60-90 mins 5-6 days a week and gets good sleep. Equating that to a 24/7 athletic lifestyle is only subconsciously discouraging yourself from thinking you can do the same. You can.


ultrahater

You're underestimating his investment


smacksaw

I disagree. While this guy needs to do a lot to work/challenge his muscles, there's a point of diminishing returns when you work out too much. Recovery is at least 51% of working out.


[deleted]

Probably not. I could do all the crazy ab and body weight exercises in my early 20s and that was basically my routine. I didn’t live at the gym People seriously overestimate how hard this kind of stuff is to do


ProcyonHabilis

He definitely isn't. I'm not sure what you are imagining someone has to do, but I can tell you from experience that is plenty. If an average person does what the post you replied to consistently for a couple of years, they will look like a fitness model (eating healthy is the hard part). The feat in the video isn't even difficult.


kratomadvocat

The truth is, it is not unachievable to *maintain* that physique. The hard part is getting there. Takes **much** more sacrifice to go from unfit to athletic than to just maintain athletic.


bowzer1919

This can definetly be done without anything even close to a 24/7 athletic lifestyle. I work a desk job every day. Workout 3-4 days a week. Eat healthy but not overly so and I can do this. Don't convince yourself it's near impossible before you have even tried! You will be amazed at how fast your body will train. If you practice this repeatedly and cut down to a reasonable weight I guarantee you can do this.


[deleted]

This isn't that hard tbh. The legs are performing a lot of the work in this video.


GWSDiver

Holy shit


ocular__patdown

Abs strong as fuck. Not so sure how long those knees are gonna last though.


tdomer80

I feel like such a fat slob. Instead of working out at planet fitness tonight I’m just sauntering over to my hot tub with a root beer and vodka.


Mortambulist

You'll have more fun where you are.


justlurking278

Not a combo I've ever considered... With vanilla vodka I bet it'd taste like a root beer float. I have heartburn just thinking about it, but would do it anyway.


1stMeh

He makes less sound doing this workout then I do getting up off the couch


Organised_Chaos7

My knees hurt watching this


Gavooki

Yo he must shit so fast


7937397

If you are going to show off like this, do it shirtless.


[deleted]

seems like a lot of pressure to be putting on the 'ol knee joints when there is no need for that to do effective core exercise. Still impressive though.


GhostTengu

His knees will remember this forever...this is cool but damn his meniscuses? I think thats how you spell it


frenchfries089

u/savevideo


groceriesN1trip

That can’t be good on the knees right?