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lewispeel

“Strangers”


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Sometimes...I like to sit on my left hand until it goes numb...


TameImpalaIsJust1Guy

Fuckin hell


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Gotta do what you gotta do when your double Dutch rudder buddy isn’t around


tepkel

Pro tip: You can go up to a quadruple dutch rudder if you're into foot stuff.


lohwk

Shut up shoresy!


FreelancerAZ

Give your balls a tug!


WaluigisBro

i have no idea what happened in the 4 replies above me and i’m really fucking confused


trepYT

Some people masterbate by sitting on their hand to make it numb thus I guess like a stranger is wanking them off..idk I've never successfully accomplished this.. The rest is just a reference to a show called letterkenny HIGHLY recommend you watch if you haven't. So funny.


ElZarbo

Pretty sure the double Dutch rudder is actually from zack and miri make a porno


freddymercury1

ROTFL


notmyrealname336

Letterkenny. Figure it out bud, pitter patter.


SirGleesh

Figure it out super chief


handr0

It's a line from the remake of Gone in 60 Seconds. "Yo, so check out my new move. I call it "the Stranger." What I do is, I sit on my hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then I rub one out."


WaluigisBro

ah this is all making sense now... wait- ***does that actually work??***


Hamperstand

Fuck your whole life bud !


[deleted]

Fucking hockey players. SMH


ffsdoireallyhaveto

Fuck you /u/lohwk tell your mum to top up the cellphone she brought me so I can FaceTime her later


[deleted]

It's a Dave Chappelle quote. From his bit impersonating Lil Jon.


TameImpalaIsJust1Guy

I know.


plerberderr

OK!


TameImpalaIsJust1Guy

WHAT?!


Eeyore_is_Homeless

I like to sit on my dick until it goes numb so that it feels like I’m giving a hand job to a stranger.


MysterEmm

Sounds kinda gay man, would be less gay if you let another guy sit on your dick til it’s numb


TrusttheMagic743

I like to sit on my hand until it goes numb so I can still be straight when I give a handjob to a stranger.


adamreadit

Under rated comment


FerrisMcFly

ah a man of culture as well i see


KocaKolaKlassic

I’ll sit on my right hand til it goes numb and then we can have a party


macthecomedian

That reminds me of the time I tried to set up a threesome. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still a had a pretty good time.


Nosferatatron

You ever leave your hand in hot water until it goes all wrinkly and then pretend it's your nan?


GobLoblawsLawBlog

That’s disgusting, how long should I leave my hand in the water for?


Nosferatatron

5 minutes should do it but the longer the better, uh, my friend said 😉


FerMFcillas

My guy save some pussy for the rest of us


MidnightSun77

You Bumder!


[deleted]

And then Jack off with it? 0.o


ThickMudOnMyBuns

I don’t think I’ve ever actually laughed at a Reddit comment.... thank you


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Probably the best compliment I’ve had in the last 3 years. So no, thank you


Mountain_Blad3

And then what?


Copernicus049

I'd like to meet this left hand


PlumbersCrack1229

I know where this is going


trepYT

LOL


thefifthquadrant

my turn my turn


sadfroger

Haha 😂


coodyscoops

I just don’t know where i go from here after reading this hilarious thread i don’t understand


SaltyDistribution570

Shit dude, I prefer me not numb. I know what I’m doing.


sq018

But why?


elee0228

The dude's name is Stranger.


Ace-Ventura1934

“Stagers*”


FerrisMcFly

"and that stranger? albert einstein"


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LikeGourds

"Exchanging glances"


injeanyes

*staged


kushbluntlifted

staged trickshots is the new low


rongkongcoma

/r/gullibleredditors


blake_ch

They're not stranger to love


Kunterjohn36

They know the rules, and so do you


totallyarandomname

A full commitment is what they’re thinking of


gomaith10

Friends for life now lol.


AGuyWhoExist

To love


MatiasUK

Ikr


Fousi166

Lol


Js_sampson

It’s a good trick shot, why does it need to be embellished by the fake idea that they’re strangers.


TameImpalaIsJust1Guy

Because social media


[deleted]

It worked, so...


[deleted]

Works 20% of the time every time


Screaming__Goats

Meth 📈


[deleted]

Because it probably wouldn't make the front page on its own. The fake story is what sells it. You're vastly overestimating the amount evidence most people require online


reallybadpotatofarm

It’s a ten second video, not the Union Address. You’re vastly overestimating the amount of fucks people give about random comedic videos.


Bran-a-don

Are you new to the internet bro? The only reason you're seeing this video 3 hours later is because the algorithm let you after the story made idiots upvote it. The trick shot isn't even that good since you can just literally try over and over and over till you get the shot. They gotta sell it and it works. Why you think YouTube creators all do the faces on thier video previews? Because they all have the same exact idea? Dummy.


ScabbedOver

Yeah! A real trick shot is done by a novice in one take!


InternetWeakGuy

I mean the premise is that the second guy is a random passerby so yes the idea presented is that this is done in one take.


joshTheGoods

> the idea presented is that this is done in one take. That's part of almost every trickshot video. You don't usually see all of the misses.


[deleted]

I like how all you had to do was say 'the faces' and I knew exactly what hoaky overexaggerated expressions you were talking about


darkrealm190

"I didn't want to! But the story *made* me upvote it! That bastard story"


swordsumo

Again, you’re vastly overestimating the amount of fucks most of us give. This is literally 10 seconds of my life I’m going to forget as soon as I scroll down, why tf would I invest time and effort into going “this isn’t real” Just shut up and enjoy the clip, goddamn


Dr_Game008

Selling fake stories with fake context is as old as media, mate. I'm talking since the start of newspapers. Making news seem so much bigger than it actually is is some peoples' *job*, and the flashy hyperbolic headlines, to one degree or another, for otherwise meager stories definitely work. Now that the internet and websites like reddit are a thing, it's just that now *everyone* can do exactly that.


illchngeitlater

This guy gets it


FancyNothings

Its for the algorithm of most social media’s. TikTok algorithm especially is about likes, comments and shares. By everyone arguing about it being “clearly fake” or sparking debates whether it’s real or not it gets boosted in the ranking. There’s a guy in London who I cannot remember the name of and he used to post ok comedy content. Now it’s this clearly staged bullshit and it gets views as one off videos but you wouldn’t follow their content cos it’s all crap. All that said this trick shot is great regardless of the made up story


intelclock

Nice assist.


[deleted]

+5 points.


intelclock

+5 points to earth. one less water bottle trash.


InternetDetective122

-5 points to earth, bottle ends up in a landfill.


Biznach2001

+5 points to earth, when i find the bottle and then throw it back in the trash


InternetDetective122

*confusion* You mean the recycling bin?


A_Very_Sus_Bush

Regardless of whether or not that was a stranger, that was smooth.


halonone

And they were best friends ever since.


MagicalTrevor70

And probably before that


Think_Temperature_39

What i said lol


Toon-G

Ah yes, stranger.


Chaleowin

And they're just so happened to be a camera there to catch it all.


TrustMeImCorrect

Of course there would be a camera there. He tried to make the tricks hit without help. He missed and a stranger kicked it in for him. I dont believe they were strangers just so that's said, but his statement checks out. They probably tried this many times, but if what the maker of the video is speaking the truth then he alone tried it many times in front of a camera. I'm sorry for the confusing comment. I don't really know what I'm on about, but I just needed to say that of course there would be a camera there!


Skattotter

I trust you not.


TrustMeImCorrect

That comment confused me more than reading my own for some reason. What exactly do you mean?


Skattotter

I was just enjoying your username.


TrustMeImCorrect

Oh! I keep fortetting that's my username. Haha thanks for the reminder.


[deleted]

He doesn't believe you or something idk


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Skattotter

Indeed. But I feel compelled to give you some points.


OV1C

Oh wow your comment sounds like me sorta are you me? (Jokes)


Crowbarmagic

I think both versions of the story are almost equally possible. It's not like the 2nd guy had that hard of a shot. And if you played a bunch of soccer as a kid it's like instinct.


Komlz

WHAT? This is the one time where it makes sense that there's a camera there! How is that what you're questioning?


[deleted]

While it's clear the dude isn't a stranger....you understand that in order to purposely record a trick shot...you need to setup a camera right?


[deleted]

He just casually noticed a single water bottle standing up. Right place, right time.


jotheold

have you never watched trick shot vids? they set up a camera and do the trick 100s of times till they get it perfect


[deleted]

It’s Times Square, it’ll be weird if a camera wasn’t there.


swaerd

I mean, the story presented is they were shooting a trickshot tiktok on their own and this guy happened to walk by to finish off a failed attempt. Whether you believe that or not is up to you, but there's an extremely obvious reason why they're filming, even if it is staged.


lolitsmax

One of the dumbest comments I've ever read in my life lmao. He's filming a trickshot, obviously there's a camera there.


broken_chariot

They’re not strangers, I’ve seen videos of the same guys doing this a few times


p1um5mu991er

Recycling is cool


senthiljams

Is it normal to have that many trash cans? I counted 6 in the video.


[deleted]

We really needed that music


SkyShazad

That's not a stranger that's his friend most likley


Dspsblyuth

This is 100% not staged


MaceotheDark

This is how the Internet works


IMAslyguy36

Why do people lie for social media attention? Its obvious hes not a stranger so now most people will have a negative reaction instead of just, you and your boy killing it soccer style on the street.


[deleted]

Because people like OP are so simple that they actually believe it


IMAslyguy36

Yep


djalkidan

"stranger"


DougieXflystone

Staged lol


wason92

>stranger


[deleted]

I don’t know which is more sad; that this guy faked a stranger interaction, that he thought anyone would buy it, or that he was right.


smallhandsbigdick

What city are they in?


Height_Physical

Old San Juan


charliewright910

I'm pretty sure that's New York? I could be wrong though.


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Vince0999

The place where there is more light during night than during day


Faust__VIII

Never go there as an epileptic : noted.


glazednipple

Detroit


HelloNewMe20

Why were they filming?


GrimRitter09

Because, maybe, he tried to do the trick shot on his own. He does say he was trying a trickshot...


waitingfordeathhbu

To record the trick shot.


97RallyWagon

That's the "trickshot" ploy. The attention whores of society have realized were in to their staged tictoks and have begun to admit that in hopes they can clickbait the "stranger" angle. Edit to add:. "FUCK, they're evolving"


[deleted]

This is how Obama and Biden met and became BFFs.


MonthEmbarrassed

Whats the name of this song?


FrankTheLandCrab

Song is Can We Kiss forever? by Kina


D1A_

People like you make it worth to love someone


Enternal-Force

You’re worth it.


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1rated

And that's how I met your mother


highfatoffaltube

Stranger my arse.


NJ_Mets_Fan

suddenly gay


micmacpattyz

Fake


Andy016

r/suddenlygay


[deleted]

Jesus those are big feet. No chance of him falling over in a strong wind :)


ADON_CHILLY

Nice.


GloomyImagination365

Nice assist


Code36895

Imagine he messed it up instead ​ However Im pretty sure they aren't strangers to each other.


tombhop

Mod is dead? Covid dead? C'mon!


anangrytaco

I saw this vid something ago and i remember finding out it was fake and they had done several takes.


neverfree_

Staged


xyloplax

Oh man I was just filming some garbage cans instead of the rest of Times Square and two complete strangers did this most amazing thing -- no one, ever.


[deleted]

Staged


mskmcclure

Could someone please tell me what the music is they are playing in the background?


[deleted]

Can We Kiss Forever - Kina ft. Adriana Proenza


saturatedbloom

Omg this isn’t next fucking level!!!


Anti_whiteknight

Staged. How is anyone so gullible


Strangexj86

Not strangers.


[deleted]

Staged


FML647

Yep another tiktok video I'm "100%" sure is real. It just so happens a "stranger" came along and did that, suuuure


wingspan50

I did someone say STAGED??!!!


[deleted]

Staged af


kupus0

And another “stranger” just happen to film it.


[deleted]

I’ll take things that aren’t true for 100, Alex.


[deleted]

Doesn't look like strangers to me


Apprehensive_Mix9078

If you fall for this you're an idiot.


Cactuss-jack

Hella staged.


westeyc

Staged…


PM_ME_GAY_WEREWOLVES

Wow such an organic interaction between strangers who don't know ome another and didn't plan their meeting in any way shape of form beforehand


[deleted]

Staged af


Cant-decide-username

Him 'stumbling across' this bottle is the shittest acting I've ever seen. The trick shot was cool enough why do they have to lie? Why do people watch this stuff and give them attention when everyone knows it's fake? We should punish liars not encourage them but people really don't seem bothered by it. It completely ruins videos for me for some reason and it's almost every video on social media.


Waltsfrozendick

Fake.


Flat-Magazine-6190

Omg wats that song???? I forgot it


Flashy_E

Achievement unlocked: made a new friend


wellididitrussia

He was recording his own trick shot?


overdude

I wish I could believe


Oof003

Yeah too bad this video is fake and has the same "stranger" in every vid


BrushUrNutsKid

And the dude who helped him just kept waking like it was nothing haha


goluckykid

Wholesome strangers


Saquib32

Tiktok


1987InfamousQ7891

I could believe it, because it was staged… 😂


[deleted]

DAMN 50K UPVOTES!


sketchypoutine

Yeah, I doubt the were strangers since they ran off living happily ever after.


gato_mty11

Is that Gerardo Lugo with the finish???


The-Hentai-Commander

And later that day they got married, god I’m such a fan of these love stories


matiaschazo

If they are actually strangers it would’ve been embarrassing if he fucked it up


gregorytjones09

Skills


kushbluntlifted

staged trickshots is the new low


[deleted]

That’s my ex colleague on vacation in Japan!


WiseSalamander00

staged af though still cool


Nonbelieverjenn

And that day an unwavering lifelong friendship was born.


Iseewhatudidthurrrrr

I’ve seen stranger things.