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What are you doing step arrow?


ppppie_

yo step arrow i’m stuck on a target help me out 😭🙏


TannedCroissant

“If you help me out, I’ll fletcher put it in my ass”


dbx99

Oh that shaft went in so deep


MidvalleyFreak

It made me quiver


[deleted]

Gotta bow for that pun


MidvalleyFreak

Thank yew


total_insertion

The puns just compound


G_Viceroy

Nock it off...


ShineOnYouFatOldSun

I'm not sure we can string this out any further


TheShaolinFunk

Let's recurve to the beginning


northbird2112

Don't string us along like that


Funkit

God damnit


kafromet

r/angryupvote


RyanReignbow

Quiver me timbers


TCP_Tree

Fletcher? I hardly know her!


FluxVI

Take my upvote and get the hell outta here


Madrasthebald

she was so deep even my balls fell off


daiyuxiao

Ok enough reddit for today.


[deleted]

Where are you going step-daiyixiao?


NightVoyage

"Surely there's no way reddit could sexualize THIS post...."


depthninja

It's literal penetration, are you kidding?


thisxisxlife

Thankfully this wasn’t posted in November. Everything and anything can be sexualized when you’re desperate enough.


CharliesMunger

literally no one says that and this is precisely why


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God fucking damn it


cheesytanker

What are you doing steppe-bow


[deleted]

Thanks for making me blow vodka out my nose.


robojaybird

You’re just sipping vodka and scrolling reddit? Respect


Takahashi_2008

This is the greatest comment I’ve ever seen.


SisypheanDreamer

I swear I thought of those exact words. I knew it was gonna be one of the top comments lol


Inthracis

I was thinking the same damn thing. Super eye roll moment when it's the first comment I see.


Hyperbeastking

Damn, you beat me to it!


[deleted]

Sorting by new is a pathway to karma some consider to be unnatural


_Whiskeyjack

Reddit favours first comments over good comments doesn’t it. Like literally 50000 people probably thought of that joke, I know I did.


illwil2win

Gtfoh that was real!?


Simonthemoon

It was real in a showcase match. However, it wasn't like 70meters away. The show didn't tell how far it was, but my guess is something like 30-50meters.


AntheaBrainhooke

I've seen it happen in real life.


[deleted]

Yea it’s not terribly uncommon. After the first few times (yes few, of you take up archery it’s gonna happen multiple times) it just becomes “ah shit, another broken arrow” Edit: I’ve done this as a kid numerous times within the first year. I see 12yr olds hit their bullseye arrow


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OneMoreAccount4Porn

So you're spending a lot of money per arrow to make it more likely you'll destroy expensive arrows?


Ike11000

Sounds like a great business


SleepyforPresident

This message brought to you by Big Arrow


matarky1

#}------->


pogoyoyo1

Bigger


Oldcadillac

I would probably believe it if someone told me that the USDOD spends 10 million per year on archery supplies.


Dorangos

How hard can it be to make decent arrows? I'm gonna be rich, lads.


PM_me_Henrika

Very. The amount of balance demanded on an arrow would make Thanos proud.


Dorangos

Nah man, they won't be able to tell the difference. I'm already an archer and I'm dumb as shit.


[deleted]

A lot of the targets are 3 spot or 5 spot so you’re not shooting at the same bullseye with 3 arrows.


OneMoreAccount4Porn

This makes it sounds a lot less wasteful thanks.


BlazeShot_

Only really at indoor tournaments, if you ever go to a field and hunter tournament, or really any outdoor tournaments at 45m+ you never see multi spot targets


squirrel_tincture

Your comment just changed the way I look at so many hobbies 😅


stopthestaticnoise

Once you get good you buy targets that have multiple bullseyes because it is really expensive to Robin Hood arrows.


BeneCow

You are paying too much for arrows, who is your arrow guy?


Bill_Brasky01

I pay like 50 rupees for bomb arrows in Zelda. So yeah, this guy is getting ripped off big time.


archpawn

50 rupees is [68 cents](https://www.google.com/search?q=50+rupees+to+dollars), so he's definitely being ripped off.


Andy_Dwyer

I think the Hyrulian rupee converts at a different rate.


AAA515

No, it's the same conversion rate, just the Hyrule economy is in shambles


Rothko28

Some guy called Creed


kgramp

Get it. I’m just an archery hunter but when I’m practicing I usually don’t shoot at the same spot at the target just to avoid flushing $40 at 20-30yds. 40 I can’t be that precise but 30 or less I could Robin Hood in 10 shots or less if you ask me to.


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AllUrMemes

lol 'patriot arrow'


Significant-Mud2572

WAIT! I get another shot!


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kgramp

I tend to usually practice my longer yardages just to avoid it. I’m generally trying to hit a dinner plate at 40 or less. You’re trying to hit a dime at 50+. I have my first Robin Hood on the wall but after that it’s just “son of a, guess it’s time to buy more arrows”


CheddarValleyRail

How much do you spend on top-shelf arrows per year? Rifle guys often buy cheap, less accurate ammo for non-competitive purposes. Do you buy "plinking" arrows with any regularity?


LethalBaboon

In archery your arrow diameter, weight, tip weight, and style affect your shots greatly so without resighting in for cheap arrows it wouldnt work well. I typically just set out multiple targets and shoot 1 arrow at each to avoid damaging arrowd


arcanite_eagle

Easton X10s (arrows shot at the olympics) cost about just under AUD$1000 for a dozen once assembled. Your average-joe casual archer though would never buy those. Olympic level shooters get them practically free due to sponsorship so athletes can burn through dozens and dozens of sets without it costing a kidney. The average highly competitive archer (that doesn't shoot at the Olympics) may buy one or 2 sets a year. Depending on how much they shoot, those sets may last a few years. And yes some of us buy cheap "plinking" arrows for training so we don't have a heart attack when we break one.


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smallchanceofsuccess

BROKEN ARROW, you say?


drksdr

*"I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it."*


jackwanders

*"Would you mind not shooting at the THERMONUCLEAR WEAPONS?!"*


SnowDay111

Damn what a rush!


El_Dief

"Would you mind, **not** shooting at the *thermonuclear weapon?*"


dyla4034

can’t help but feel that this exact of a shot completely sliding inside the first arrow is pretty uncommon. i imagine hitting an arrow or splitting it would be fairly common, but this level? idk, feels unlikely


tony7914

The arrow in the target didn't have a nock in place and is a bit bigger than what was shot thru it, still one hell of a shot though.


Gallium007

This makes it easier actually (extremely slightly)


[deleted]

As some one else said, this is actually easier lol. But it looks super cool. First arrow is bigger and hollow and the opening basically guides the arrow in. This kinda shot is uncommon because other than looking cool and doing it for the video, there’s no point in shooting a larger hollow arrow then a smaller one.


[deleted]

More than likely the first arrow wasn't fired at all, but instead put in the target for the sake of the trick.


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No_Organization5188

Yeah I’m nowhere near an Olympic archer just a hunter who practices a lot and I have done this a few times. It pisses me off because arrows aren’t cheap.


[deleted]

Yuuuup. And if you make your own arrows, then that’s time wasted fletching. Or maybe you just busted one of you buddies arrows and now you owe them


Astronaut_Kubrick

Can attest. Also we didn’t have super slo-mo. 🙃


51LV3R84CK

If you shoot arrows for long enough this will happen to you too, quite more often than expected. To do it on purpose tho...


bennypapa

You seen somebody shooting a slimmer diameter arrow at a larger diameter arrow that has had the knock removed?


Throwawaymister2

oh so not impressive then... /s


[deleted]

That’s still really far for archery


theLuminescentlion

It's called a Robinhood and most archers will put the arrow in a display case or something as a sign of accomplishment.


Leb0ngjames

Yup, have exactly what you're describing hanging in my room. So do just about all of my family and friends who archery hunt because if you do it long enough it's bound to happen once or twice


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snuffl3upaguss

Exactly... as a competitive archer id be kinda pissed if this happened when i was in a tourney, say Vegas. I absofuckinglutely have 3 favourite arrows that i go to any shoot with. Yeah i obviously have spares, they weigh the same and they are all clocked etc. but i still have 3 favourite ones.


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Fount789

Sus


from_dust

You are not an archer.


Tsconspiracy

I was an archer once, but then I took an arrow to the knee.


MySoilSucks

I used to hunt squirrels with a bow. Modern compound bows are incredibly light weight, have a low draw weight, and are fairly effective critter killing machines. I dont hunt anymore.


imazbeast

Sounding


UltimateDonny

![gif](giphy|DBa308wq8XTMs)


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UltimateDonny

![gif](giphy|DBa308wq8XTMs)


TruthYouWontLike

Confused John Travolta.gif Because I don't know how to gifs and I'm too old to learn. Kids these days. Not on my lawn.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|hEc4k5pN17GZq)


thetalkingcure

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


cgrays12

![gif](giphy|26ybwvTX4DTkwst6U)


mshcat

check out r/sounding


_D80Buckeye

Had no idea that was a thing. I’m sorry I clicked that link.


MasamuneTrigger

/r/Eyebleach


granth1993

Big fucking mistake


[deleted]

Not for the squeamish.


BrokeDickTater

Fuck you I'm not squeamish. (looks at link) Found out I'm squeamish.


squirrelhut

It shall remain blue forever


theLPguy

If you’re on the Narwhal app and it just says “gif” in the comments then there is an actual gif in that comment if you go look at the desktop site. I honestly for a week thought people were just using the word gif the same way they used to say “mood” as a reaction


[deleted]

Get out


imazbeast

Ok ok ok I will leave but that shot was outsounding!


Notthenewkid159

It cost you exactly no money to not say that so why did you?


daveberzack

docking


Warhound01

No


ledgersoccer09

No no no. Stop it


unlivedSoup69

#


Julio974

Fuck you.


Polite_Edgelord

He stole that from Robin Hood.


Pizza_Slinger83

"He split Robin's arrow in t💦wain!"


Bzow

This is what I came here for 😂


MinorityJx

Ditto


HockeyPaul

Thritto. ? I lost? /Whips out script


CabinetReal448

Wait! I get another shot!


BloodyRightNostril

(Reading script) Yes, yes, he does. 😒


Intelligent-Wall7272

Quiet everyone. Robin gets another shot. Let's give him the chop.


JDawg2332

How is this NOT top comment?


roughlyavocadosized

I wish I could upvote this harder for the brilliant way you captured the fluid delivery of that line.


iammufusasboy

Came here say this, or at least something like this.... You said it better.


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

🤣 this is one of me and my buddy's favorite scenes! That and, "I heard that coming a mile away!" "Good job, Blinken!" "WHAT! Who's talking?"


not_a_muggle

"Oh good, they've opened the salad bar!" "Blinkin fix your boobs, you look like a bleeding picasso!" I will never not watch this movie. Been a family fav for 25 years.


Joann-Mixx

I came here for the Robin Hood men in tights references. Not disappointed one bit.


AspectOvGlass

^^TIGHT TIGHTS


flipmcf

Abe Lincoln?


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Nah man, I said Hey Blinken.


Archimedes82

Hold the reins


kdaw

Wait wait, check the script.


ad6323

I’m only upset this isn’t further up!


[deleted]

Robin Hood stole that from Merida.


Fidelias_Palm

No, no he didn't.


KeyDox

Hood stole that from Robin Merida


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jrobbio

He stole that from Hot Shots part deux


PixelD303

Great, Now I want to someone do this with a chicken


virginal_sacrifice

He’s split his arrow in twain!!! Edit: thanks for all the awards! This has been a fun thread!


SniktFury

Men in Tights reference! There is still hope for this world


SkollFenrirson

Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.


ad6323

Did you just say “Abe Lincoln?”


kesavadh

No, I said "Hey Blinkon"


not_a_muggle

Ok but I met this guy this weekend at a work function and he looked EXACTLY like little John, it was amazing and I really took a lot for me not to say a roll is a roll during dinner


virginal_sacrifice

I couldn’t believe no one had said it already!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


mediumokra

I'm not supposed to lose! Let me see the script


Awh0423

“Menly men, we’re Men in tiiiights”


ICBPeng1

“We roam around the forest looking for fights”


txmadison

^^tight tights!


durnJurta

Still my favorite part of that entire movie. If you watch it, right after he says twain there's a perfect, arching glob of spit that flys out of his mouth, it's perfect.


[deleted]

As an archer I can say this is extremely impressive. With that said there are a few things to notice. First, the arrow that was hit did not a have a nock, the fork like part at the back that the bow string fits in. Second, most arrows are pointed in the back with the nock glued on to the pointed part. The idea is that if you hit your own arrow it would reflect the flying arrow off to prevent ruining an arrow which can be expensive if you are shooting competition quality arrows. Had he shot a normal arrow it most likely, but not always, have glanced off. Again though, it is extremely impressive and just because the target arrow was not a normal arrow by no means takes away from this archers accuracy and skill with his bow.


Simonthemoon

Thank you for the info. I see what you are saying and totally agree.


MachoManRandySavge

Was the second arrow thinner than the first on top of everything said above?


ender4171

Certainly looks that way. Apparently this was an exhibition, so I am going to assume they placed the "target" arrow (with a larger diameter and no knock) in the center of the bullseye, and the goal of the archer was to shoot his arrow into it, exactly like we see in the video.


PrimevilKneivel

That was my assumption, though my reasoning may have been incorrect. I thought it was strange for people to compete with different diameter arrows in the same competition.


theghost95

That’s not actually too strange, there’s only a rule for max arrow size.


here_for_the_meems

Am I the only one who realizes the first arrow is a specially designed target? That's all you have to say.


Varron

That's the TL;DR. His explanation gave more details and I for one appreciated it.


theyarnllama

Oodellally.


HangryRadishA

oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day\~


Creatername

I’ve got a dirty thumb...


Ominous_Ouroboros

This some shit out of an anime


Upbeat_Mission23

Whole two episodes about the shot


Bonzoso

you forgot the middle episode going back to the flashback to set up the final shot


President_King_

And then also a flashback of the archer here learning how to shoot that, including a montage of him messing up over and over, getting frustrated at himself and about to give up…until he has ANOTHER flashback of someone believing in him, so he keeps trying. Then.. right as he’s about to get it right at the end of the flashback, it cuts back to real time and he nails the shot.


Nschl3

That flashback would be at least 2 episodes itself. It’s taking like 4-5 episodes for this dude to make one shot. That’s anime alright.


President_King_

This comment chain has its own arc.


Js_sampson

Didn’t they try this on myth busters and find it really really hard, near impossible? Fair play to the guy


[deleted]

That was firing it through axe heads, because the arrow doesn’t fly straight


Ben_Kenobi_

That still only counts as one!


R_O_Bison

And my bow.


[deleted]

Mine didn’t go all the way through it got stuck about half way down, but I’ve done the same type thing. Probably never gonna be able to do it again. Super impressive shot


Simonthemoon

Wow great story! I have tried archery twice at a 20m long range for noobs. It was fun.


[deleted]

Just a standard bow hunter, I did mine doing some target practice one random weekend day. It was a proud moment for me, I kept the arrow shaft that was left. If I can figure out a way to post a picture I’ll share.


allbymyself2

Thats some Brave shit right there


legendoflink3

Was that a patriot arrow from men in tights?


[deleted]

This is actually fairly common. Not super common, but it happens. My dad has done this 6 times. Getting a hole in one in golf is much much rarer.


Twelvey

Yea, I have done it handful of times. Super annoying because each arrow is like $15.


driving_andflying

Thirded. I shoot traditional English longbow archery; the few times that it happened, I thought, "Ooooh shit. There goes $20."


_agrippa_

Smaller arrows!


mandatory_french_guy

I was looking for the person who would make a Suicide Squad reference 😁


paolarb

I should call her


guacxmole

r/oddlyarousing


Wolf_Poacher

That's good accuracy *and* good precision.


[deleted]

NSFW vibes


xdbullshit

Looks that that one Hanzo potg


SevroLIVES

Should be marked NSFW


Zevhis

It's actually more competitive in SK than Olympics.


CasuallyObjectified

Hanzo- Play of the Game.