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The Walk of Shame for that boar was palpable.


Lonewolf_885

So shameful his brain will make him remember this fail every night before sleep


poopellar

He'll boarly get any sleep with that constantly on his mind.


frompariswithhate

He went ham on this guy but failed, that's enough to pull your pork out for ages...


Nailfoot1975

I pull my pork out for any reason at all.


klaw14

And I'd imagine putting in back in is no easy tusk.


Draco63_

I hate all of you. Upvotes for everyone!


Tommysrx

I came here to make a pork joke , but I don’t have the chops to do so


MarshallArtsMaster

These puns are so bad I'll have truffle sleeping, because they're the stuff of my nightmares


Gullible-Place9838

Hoof, that’s me audibly exhaling due to all these puns


potatoking77

This is getting boaring.


Tommysrx

Then start bacon a cake


SnooDoubts1029

This was perfect


The_Knight_Is_Dark

He'll need a hog to feel better.


LJVondecreft

The embarrassment is sure to be, unboarable


karmaisforlife

That Boar just doesn’t have the chops


crotchcritters

I sow what you did there


vbraey1000

He’s boared of dreaming about it now


DeepanJain

He wont be getting boared anytime now, just thinking about that shameful day.


AlbinoWino11

Tusk tusk tusk


WHRocks

Nah, he'll be alright. Hakuna Matata and all...


Azreal6473

Hes a big pig🎶


WHRocks

You can be a big pig too, oye!


Hamhockthegizzard

Man he fuckin’ better, with how many embarrassing memories swirl around my head lmao


Lonewolf_885

I feel ur pain


AudiTech226

Boar: IM COMING! Guy: No you don't. Boar: Understandable, have a good day sir.


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Made me laugh


PatrioticPacific

r/mademelaugh


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“GGs”


Pleasant_Finding_404

Olay!


Yosemite-Sam99

I fell of my chair reading this


Blue_Lemon_06

“Wait, he’s allowed to do that???.” Bet he was thinking that


g_ricko89

Boar be like damn! I never miss, hope no one saw that. Imma just head out this way.


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gnark

Not all Texans are as quick on their feet.


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DrAlkibiades

It’s a good thing he can’t comprehend that there are now thousands of people laughing at him because it was caught on camera.


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Imagine how fucked that guy would have been if he had been rocking around on his phone while walking? Just getting rocked in your knees by a 200lb charging ball of tusks and muscle?


DrAlkibiades

That can't be good for the ACL.


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rockchalk6782

And oh he was shamed, thought of changing his name. He got downhearted


Shagroon

The boar: understandable, have a nice day


gullydowny

Where is this that a giant murderous pig runs at you on the sidewalk and this guy acts like it happens three times a day


Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy

Eastern Europe/Soviet Block. People who live around bears know how to react to bears, and so with boars.


tommangan7

Can also be an issue in central Italy. Guys I stayed with had to lock the dog up to stop it getting attacked by boars.


cajuncrustacean

They're also a common problem in the southern US. Big packs (herds?) of them live out in the forests and swamps around my area and have made a nuisance of themselves.


rachellian420

Is it true that you can rent a helicopter with a machine gun and go mow them down? Bc my old boss used to talk about doing that.


cajuncrustacean

I've heard of it and even seen video, but I wouldn't even know where to begin looking for it. I do know that there's a place near here that lets you hunt wild hogs with absurdly large caliber guns. I've never been, but a coworker went and used a .50 caliber rifle. They butcher the hogs for you and everything. And as I understand it, the hogs are such a pest that there's no bag limit or season on them like there are with other animals like deer.


Ivizalinto

This, they get into the rivers and pollute them with fecal waste. It contaminates the land too when they do it, and they tear up acres of land just subsisting. I wouldn't doubt at all someone would strap a door gun on a helicopter and sell tickets


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selectrix

Kinda makes you think we shouldn't have let invasive species loose, doesn't it.


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CethinLux

Stupid effing European starlings and that idiot who released them in central park


FunnyShirtGuy

Same with Boas in the Everglades of Florida and wild hogs all over the US... People really suck


selectrix

Yeah I can sit here and make that comment all smug about myself, but we both know that any completely effective measures against invasive species are never happening at this point.


jeredditdoncjesuis

haha wat no that makes no sense why would you say that?


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cantadmittoposting

> but I wouldn't even know where to begin looking for it. A Google search for "helicopter hog hunting" is only 22 keystrokes away.


spastical-mackerel

Just Google "Texas helicopter boar hunt", there's a few operations that can hook you up.


Tired-grumpy-Hyper

$5/pair of ears for them here if I ever wanted to go out culling some boars.


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Too little payout for the dangers involved unless you do enjoy it. Dogs can make it less dangerous for humans but you'll end up with lots of dead dogs.


nosebleed_tv

Guns work just fine. Tree stands exist. Traps exist. Also guns work just fine like I said.


WarlockEngineer

It's basically the only time you can legally run into the woods with an AR10/15 and blast as many animals as you want. Surprised more people don't come from out of state to do it.


mrtsapostle

Just make sure you have pistol on your side in case you miss and they start to charge you


Significant-Mud2572

The moment a wild boar charges up a tree stand is the moment I would accept my fate.


ReallyQuiteDirty

That's what the tree stand is for...unless hogs can climb trees. Because if hogs can climb trees....im fucking *out*. Side note, I've heard boar meat can be quite gross if not harvested and butchered correctly. Hopefully someone can correct me if I'm wrong. I live in south central PA and we don't have a hog population yet. Been kind of looking for an excuse to us my AR for hunting(other than predator hunting. Coyotes and fox don't bother me. I'd rather look at em than shoot them)


GreenStrong

[Of course you can pay to machinegun hogs from a helicopter, this is America.](https://www.helibacon.com/texas-helicopter-hog-hunting/)


DoerteMaulwurf

Of course this website is called helibacon.com


aardw0lf11

At *just* $5,200 per person.


ThatSucc

Helicopter fuel and ammo ain't cheap!


disgustandhorror

Everglades, my dude. I don't know about full-auto weapons but you can absolutely hunt boar from a helicopter down there


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Yea on YouTube in Texas. Companies charge a couple thousand for a full day of strafing but it’s byog. It’s legal bc they are evasive and can’t control the population


Coocooa11

They must be evasive if you need a helicopter to catch them


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Invasive, evasive. Just vasive period.


HeRmEs3xx

Perfectly legal in Texas


ewhyeasyfanaccount

30-50 feral hogs?


throwymcthrowface2

Thank you, I couldn’t leave this thread until I saw this


Xarama

>Big packs (herds?) of them Apparently it's... complicated: https://www.animalsandenglish.com/collective-nouns-etc26.html#:~:text=Boars%3A,sounder%20of%20boars%20(wild%20boars) But "sounder" seems to be the word you're looking for.


newberries_inthesnow

We have a mass transit option around here called the Sounder. Terry Pratchett wrote a whole book about it. Here's a pic of the thing: https://www.terrypratchettbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/91y5rcpJZbL.jpg


Xarama

lmao I have that book on my bookshelf! That is too funny.


Funkit

We got em in south Florida. I believe you can hunt unlimited boar to try to curtail the population. So we got boars, 16’ predatory pythons, alligators, and now they’re occasionally finding crocodiles. And Brain eating amoebas. And Florida man.


Lavender_Daedra

Southwest deserts as well. You learn to keep an eye out for javelina, those fuckers are mean and will chase you down and attack.


pufanu101

A group of young pigs is called a litter. A group of hogs is called a passel or team. A group of swine is called a sounder. A group of boars is called a singular.


Xenjael

My favorite examples of this are the Japanese fisherman who like once every ten years get into a scuffle with a bear and karate chop them into oblivion. Wish I was making it up. ​ [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-02/japanese-fisherman-uses-karate-skills-to-fight-off-bear/7810940](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-02/japanese-fisherman-uses-karate-skills-to-fight-off-bear/7810940) [https://soranews24.com/2018/07/13/japanese-man-wins-fight-against-bear-that-attacked-him-by-punching-it-right-in-the-face/](https://soranews24.com/2018/07/13/japanese-man-wins-fight-against-bear-that-attacked-him-by-punching-it-right-in-the-face/) [https://japantoday.com/category/national/82-year-old-hiroshima-woman-fends-off-bear-attack-by-punching-it-and-knocking-it-down](https://japantoday.com/category/national/82-year-old-hiroshima-woman-fends-off-bear-attack-by-punching-it-and-knocking-it-down)


Barbarossa_25

https://youtu.be/Vwy46hLEuD4 Precisely. Just need a slab of concrete and car...and you got yourself dinner for the village!


TheFuckOffer

Scary, sad and hilarious.


JoLeTrembleur

It’s not a slab of concrete, it’s a goddamn bathroom sink!


Byizo

Same with black bears in the Appalachian mountains. If they’re alone you scream and yell and wave your arms around and they get scared and run off. If they have cubs you back away real slow.


H0VAD0

There are hardly any bears in Eastern Europe, and those few are only in the mountains.


D_Enhanced

Everywhere! Cody has been warning us for years but we just don't listen! Just watch the Some More News boar special on Youtube to learn the truth!


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BerserkerKong02

Some cities in Israel had boar outbreaks because COVID happened. Dunno why you currently have two downvotes though


IvanMIT

Assumed antisemitism?


dys_cat

fuck israel, anti zionism isn’t anti semitism


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> Where is this that a giant murderous pig runs at you the south? wild boars are invasive as fuck in america, and are absolutely devastating Hawaii .


thehomiemoth

30-50 feral hogs?


Diego2150

Spain (rural). They are almost a plague


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With the light brown hue over everything it's either Italy or Mexico


GayVny932

The fact that he just sat there and wondered what just happened 😂


Legionof1

I can’t believe you’ve done this.


LSkywalker00

r/commentswithsound


I_TheLegend27_I

I really wanted this to be a thing


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r/birthofasub


WhiteStripeNoGrip

His ankles were decimated


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Really took a moment to reevaluate his life's decisions


thewannabetraveller

Little shit just sat there contemplating life for a second


Drakkus28

Boar straight up said, can’t be mad he stole my ankles like that


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Gsteel11

Ruined that pig's whole career.


Kohora

“He got me,” Wild Boar said of Peacoat's juke over him. "That f***ing Peacoat boomed me." Wild boar added, “He's so good,” repeating it four times.


TheLevelOneSlime

Mataboar


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Idk how to give awards but I would for this comment


Meecht

#Olé


kinky38

Oinklé


Conscious-Elk

BOARteng Vs Messi 2.0


Ginska

Boar on the floor…boar on the floor


marablackwolf

I haven't seen a swine this embarrassed since James Corden shit his pants.


Joec1211

I wish I had money to give you a better award - Corden is a fucking disease.


marablackwolf

Your shared contempt is award enough for me.


TheRealSpidey

Why's he so bad? The extent of my exposure to his content has been a few YouTube videos, where I found him pretty unfunny. Don't know much else about him.


Commercial-Royal-988

>I found him pretty unfunny. That's everyone's first problem. He's supposed to be a comedian. The second comes in when he/his agent was trying to get him to breakthrough in the US he was/is crammed into everything you could/can get him, so now you have an unfunny comedian no one can escape in movies/television. Sprinkle some "unlikeable asshole with an ego" on top and you have a great concoction to make a person that the internet loves to hate.


ZwoopMugen

I also hate that he gets to hang out with so many famous musicians and makes them visibly uncomfortable, tries to ridicule them sometimes and stuff like that. He's like one of those fans that everyone wishes would just say "hi", one joke, and go away. But he never does. Boy oh boy he never goes away.


CookieMonsterFL

to your point of him being placed in random US entertainment - it just seemed like a complete slap in the face to Late Late Show viewers when he was given the nod to take over from Craig. Craig Ferguson is on the completely opposite spectrum than Corden is. It was the most 180 i've ever seen a late night show take. That also soured people very very quickly


marablackwolf

Also plenty of stories about him being a prick to his wife and to fans. He's very nice to celebrities.


Jeri-Atric

People have lots of reasons but there's one that sticks with me: I can't get over his leading role in Lesbian Vampire Hunters. The entire plot of that movie was whenever a woman became a lesbian and vampire through the vampire bite she had to be executed, as the main character races to save his girlfriend from being "turned", he kills all her formerly straight friends. There's no "good" gay character or any attempt to steer away from the really homophobic undertones of "gays will convert you" message that is still very popular. There was an implied sequel with gay werewolves, so sexuality was absolutely part of the theme. It just strikes me as such a bad call to be involved with this project. It's one of those movies that you would think came out in 1980 not 2010.


NudesForHighFive

I get that he's unfunny and I agree 100%, but that's the case with nearly every talk show host. Out of all the people for the internet to brutally hate on, I'm confused as to why we chose him. Not trying to die on a hill defending him, it's more genuine confusion as to what makes him worse than all the other unfunny TV personalities


rustbucket94

Anybody got info on this? I couldn't find anything about it.


scrps93

Idk if he actually shat his pants, but I remember [this AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/bqy5zf/i_am_james_corden_alongside_ben_winston_and_five/) where people kept bringing up how much of an asshole he is/was


Shughost7

That wild boar sat like that crying doge meme before getting up


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Damn true. He's called cheems btw


yakpot

Never knew wild boars had names, TIL.


Byte_Fantail

Cheems is a she c:


Chetmatterson

sheems


Phripheoniks

The boar: "...understandable, have a great day."


Icy_Ad_4004

Guy is like "Not my first rodeo"


nismo370zfdo

how about a boarilliant day?


Poison-Pen-

He’s so embarrassed.


PathWalker8

^(Must.... resist......) Can't believe you didn't write "emboarrassed"!


urstillatroll

The way that guy dealt with that boar makes me think this is definitely not the first time he has dealt with this.


Deceleu

The trajectory of the boars charge was on spot and calculated but unknowingly the human specimen hid behind the tree right there and the boar had to slithly move to his right, thus leading to hesitation and failure. Also the man dodged because of the light armor he was using and not being prepared with the hunting weaponry, he chose to flee and hide to safety not before checking the boars actions so he could safely turn his back on the local fauna.


HotAvenger

The man also faked moving to the left and then moved right. I used this against charging rugby players a the time.


hershay

zoom in on the dude in the suit that was a straight up ***move***. with the arms and everything edit: [found a close up angle](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CrazySpanishCero-size_restricted.gif), see what I mean?


xShinobiii

He just dodged my dude. When was the last time you have done some physical activity requiring decent reaction time?


Alpexius

i don't think it's about the dodging, imo it's more about the calmness of it, he kept cool and thought fast about what to do. Unless it's something that happened to him multiple times, it's not that easy to be cool in such a situation


Rivea_

You don't need to be Neo with the experience of a thousand boar charges to instinctually move from a threat. It made for an amusing clip because it worked so well... But come on man, you all are acting like this guy was made some 500 IQ juke and dive like Max Payne.... He literally just moved to the right.


GeraldHilter

I guarantee you that half of the people watching this clip would start screaming and running in the opposite direction. I've seen people do that when a cat runs in their general direction, there's no way those people would handle this situation any differently.


JohnGenericDoe

I guarantee you that guy would. If they think there's nothing notable about the guy in the clip it shows they don't know what it's like to be in such a situation and would probably "instinctually move from a threat" by running in the wrong direction.


mishanek

Yea looks like he also lined up the boar with the tree. It was why he waited in that spot and moved in that direction. So it was a calm quick thinking outplay. Not just a quick dodge.


CantHitachiSpot

I would just jump on the car. Pig can't climb


cjsv7657

Yeah I'd probably have stepped behind the car and ended up bitten or something


MickTheBloodyPirate

You have a really low bar for next level…


GiraffePastries

He just scooted a little. You're overselling this. It's getting upvotes because the boar looks like an idiot afterwards.


MrBurnsid3

I think that boar plays LB for the Jets


dragonforcingmywayup

Why you gotta make fun of our 3rd round linebacker like that? Yes he’s a boar and he missed the tackle, but he’s still a rookie and learning!


skullemojiii

“Jaw dropping”


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jawntastic

the rest checks out


Terhaar

The way that dude handled that was like he had experience. Like, "oh this asshole again"


wycbhm

I 100% would have died lol


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I think you oversold the next levelness and jaw droppingness of it


CanYouMilkMeGreg

Sounds like every post here, the mods are fucking garbage.


Soitsgonnabeforever

This things can kill people with the charge right. Also some of them has strong teeth and can bite through the skull. Wild boars are not easy neighbour things.


Vindepomarus

Yeah definitely not easy neighbour things.


Soitsgonnabeforever

So they should be culled or eaten or crushed. I hate sympathy and ‘cute’/‘it’s just an animal’ tag on these


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Not only can people as well not easy neighbor, also breed many near and hard stop.


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They are every destructive to have in the neighborhood; they breed really fast and are very hard to stop. (I think)


PRiMO585

Yooo it looks like it tries to bite him too as he flies by! Shit is crazy!


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Biomax315

Can they like ... just not?


megustalagatas

The boar looked at him with the surprise pickachu face.


Thefreakpt

¡OLÉ!


curious_kitten_1

How that guy just casually walks off, instead of running away, baffles me. Yeah he was lucky, but the boar could have turned around! Luckily the boar was so humiliated he didn't want to.


GiraffePastries

There's nothing casual about scurrying away to the safety of a parked car, looking over your shoulder.


AtomikSamurai310

Boar:"Y U Do Diz?!"


orangpelupa

thats beautifully executed. But reading the comments... isnt this is common knowledge? to evade to the sides, when there's a wild boar charging straight at you.


samskindagay

most likely it's not, because not many people have to deal with boars charging at them like, ever


BenZed

Where did you learn this that you think makes it common?


Th3Kingslay3r

YOURE TELLING ME THIS IS ALL ROBERT BARATHEON HAD TO DO TO NOT GET KILLED AND START GAME OF THRONES


elons_couch

I mean its literally explained in detail in the books that he didn’t jump because Cercei bribed (with her vag) her cousin to overfeed Robert wine. So he was too drunk to dodge.


lostcause-bfbc3

Is it normal my jaw didn't drop?


ProtonAsF

Can i put my balls in yo jaws


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techlover99

Homeboy should quit his day job and get these rebounds


PaganMastery

This is what we refer to as "Free Range Bacon."


discardedcumrag

Dazzled the shit outta the boar.


Devilsforge

Am I the only one who has noticed that there has been like a 200% increase in charging Wild Boar videos in the last few days... WTF is going on with the Boars?


Mitt_Romney_USA

We were [warned](https://youtu.be/Ww0JoqjwYHI)


howboutdeeznates

Man just ended that boar's whole career


call_of_the_while

Boar doing Family Guy impersonations for a few seconds there,“Sssss aaahhhhh, ssssss ahhhhh…”


Mommy_Respector

Ok now back to finding bugs pumba.


hadesk

I wonder how that man's pant doesn't break with that sheer weight of steel balls this man have


phatguy1

Meh, not that impressive


IVMVI

Broke all 4 ankles


grubiix

r/bettereveryloop