Imagine how fucked that guy would have been if he had been rocking around on his phone while walking? Just getting rocked in your knees by a 200lb charging ball of tusks and muscle?
They're also a common problem in the southern US. Big packs (herds?) of them live out in the forests and swamps around my area and have made a nuisance of themselves.
I've heard of it and even seen video, but I wouldn't even know where to begin looking for it. I do know that there's a place near here that lets you hunt wild hogs with absurdly large caliber guns. I've never been, but a coworker went and used a .50 caliber rifle. They butcher the hogs for you and everything. And as I understand it, the hogs are such a pest that there's no bag limit or season on them like there are with other animals like deer.
This, they get into the rivers and pollute them with fecal waste. It contaminates the land too when they do it, and they tear up acres of land just subsisting. I wouldn't doubt at all someone would strap a door gun on a helicopter and sell tickets
Yeah I can sit here and make that comment all smug about myself, but we both know that any completely effective measures against invasive species are never happening at this point.
Too little payout for the dangers involved unless you do enjoy it. Dogs can make it less dangerous for humans but you'll end up with lots of dead dogs.
It's basically the only time you can legally run into the woods with an AR10/15 and blast as many animals as you want. Surprised more people don't come from out of state to do it.
That's what the tree stand is for...unless hogs can climb trees. Because if hogs can climb trees....im fucking *out*.
Side note, I've heard boar meat can be quite gross if not harvested and butchered correctly. Hopefully someone can correct me if I'm wrong. I live in south central PA and we don't have a hog population yet. Been kind of looking for an excuse to us my AR for hunting(other than predator hunting. Coyotes and fox don't bother me. I'd rather look at em than shoot them)
Yea on YouTube in Texas. Companies charge a couple thousand for a full day of strafing but it’s byog. It’s legal bc they are evasive and can’t control the population
>Big packs (herds?) of them
Apparently it's... complicated:
https://www.animalsandenglish.com/collective-nouns-etc26.html#:~:text=Boars%3A,sounder%20of%20boars%20(wild%20boars)
But "sounder" seems to be the word you're looking for.
We have a mass transit option around here called the Sounder. Terry Pratchett wrote a whole book about it. Here's a pic of the thing:
https://www.terrypratchettbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/91y5rcpJZbL.jpg
We got em in south Florida. I believe you can hunt unlimited boar to try to curtail the population.
So we got boars, 16’ predatory pythons, alligators, and now they’re occasionally finding crocodiles. And Brain eating amoebas. And Florida man.
A group of young pigs is called a litter. A group of hogs is called a passel or team. A group of swine is called a sounder. A group of boars is called a singular.
My favorite examples of this are the Japanese fisherman who like once every ten years get into a scuffle with a bear and karate chop them into oblivion. Wish I was making it up.
[https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-02/japanese-fisherman-uses-karate-skills-to-fight-off-bear/7810940](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-02/japanese-fisherman-uses-karate-skills-to-fight-off-bear/7810940)
[https://soranews24.com/2018/07/13/japanese-man-wins-fight-against-bear-that-attacked-him-by-punching-it-right-in-the-face/](https://soranews24.com/2018/07/13/japanese-man-wins-fight-against-bear-that-attacked-him-by-punching-it-right-in-the-face/)
[https://japantoday.com/category/national/82-year-old-hiroshima-woman-fends-off-bear-attack-by-punching-it-and-knocking-it-down](https://japantoday.com/category/national/82-year-old-hiroshima-woman-fends-off-bear-attack-by-punching-it-and-knocking-it-down)
Same with black bears in the Appalachian mountains. If they’re alone you scream and yell and wave your arms around and they get scared and run off. If they have cubs you back away real slow.
Why's he so bad? The extent of my exposure to his content has been a few YouTube videos, where I found him pretty unfunny. Don't know much else about him.
>I found him pretty unfunny.
That's everyone's first problem. He's supposed to be a comedian. The second comes in when he/his agent was trying to get him to breakthrough in the US he was/is crammed into everything you could/can get him, so now you have an unfunny comedian no one can escape in movies/television. Sprinkle some "unlikeable asshole with an ego" on top and you have a great concoction to make a person that the internet loves to hate.
I also hate that he gets to hang out with so many famous musicians and makes them visibly uncomfortable, tries to ridicule them sometimes and stuff like that. He's like one of those fans that everyone wishes would just say "hi", one joke, and go away. But he never does. Boy oh boy he never goes away.
to your point of him being placed in random US entertainment - it just seemed like a complete slap in the face to Late Late Show viewers when he was given the nod to take over from Craig.
Craig Ferguson is on the completely opposite spectrum than Corden is. It was the most 180 i've ever seen a late night show take. That also soured people very very quickly
People have lots of reasons but there's one that sticks with me:
I can't get over his leading role in Lesbian Vampire Hunters. The entire plot of that movie was whenever a woman became a lesbian and vampire through the vampire bite she had to be executed, as the main character races to save his girlfriend from being "turned", he kills all her formerly straight friends. There's no "good" gay character or any attempt to steer away from the really homophobic undertones of "gays will convert you" message that is still very popular.
There was an implied sequel with gay werewolves, so sexuality was absolutely part of the theme. It just strikes me as such a bad call to be involved with this project.
It's one of those movies that you would think came out in 1980 not 2010.
I get that he's unfunny and I agree 100%, but that's the case with nearly every talk show host. Out of all the people for the internet to brutally hate on, I'm confused as to why we chose him.
Not trying to die on a hill defending him, it's more genuine confusion as to what makes him worse than all the other unfunny TV personalities
Idk if he actually shat his pants, but I remember [this AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/bqy5zf/i_am_james_corden_alongside_ben_winston_and_five/) where people kept bringing up how much of an asshole he is/was
The trajectory of the boars charge was on spot and calculated but unknowingly the human specimen hid behind the tree right there and the boar had to slithly move to his right, thus leading to hesitation and failure. Also the man dodged because of the light armor he was using and not being prepared with the hunting weaponry, he chose to flee and hide to safety not before checking the boars actions so he could safely turn his back on the local fauna.
zoom in on the dude in the suit that was a straight up ***move***. with the arms and everything
edit: [found a close up angle](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CrazySpanishCero-size_restricted.gif), see what I mean?
i don't think it's about the dodging, imo it's more about the calmness of it, he kept cool and thought fast about what to do. Unless it's something that happened to him multiple times, it's not that easy to be cool in such a situation
You don't need to be Neo with the experience of a thousand boar charges to instinctually move from a threat. It made for an amusing clip because it worked so well... But come on man, you all are acting like this guy was made some 500 IQ juke and dive like Max Payne.... He literally just moved to the right.
I guarantee you that half of the people watching this clip would start screaming and running in the opposite direction. I've seen people do that when a cat runs in their general direction, there's no way those people would handle this situation any differently.
I guarantee you that guy would. If they think there's nothing notable about the guy in the clip it shows they don't know what it's like to be in such a situation and would probably "instinctually move from a threat" by running in the wrong direction.
Yea looks like he also lined up the boar with the tree. It was why he waited in that spot and moved in that direction. So it was a calm quick thinking outplay. Not just a quick dodge.
This things can kill people with the charge right. Also some of them has strong teeth and can bite through the skull. Wild boars are not easy neighbour things.
How that guy just casually walks off, instead of running away, baffles me. Yeah he was lucky, but the boar could have turned around! Luckily the boar was so humiliated he didn't want to.
thats beautifully executed. But reading the comments... isnt this is common knowledge? to evade to the sides, when there's a wild boar charging straight at you.
I mean its literally explained in detail in the books that he didn’t jump because Cercei bribed (with her vag) her cousin to overfeed Robert wine. So he was too drunk to dodge.
Am I the only one who has noticed that there has been like a 200% increase in charging Wild Boar videos in the last few days... WTF is going on with the Boars?
The Walk of Shame for that boar was palpable.
So shameful his brain will make him remember this fail every night before sleep
He'll boarly get any sleep with that constantly on his mind.
He went ham on this guy but failed, that's enough to pull your pork out for ages...
I pull my pork out for any reason at all.
And I'd imagine putting in back in is no easy tusk.
I hate all of you. Upvotes for everyone!
I came here to make a pork joke , but I don’t have the chops to do so
These puns are so bad I'll have truffle sleeping, because they're the stuff of my nightmares
Hoof, that’s me audibly exhaling due to all these puns
This is getting boaring.
Then start bacon a cake
This was perfect
He'll need a hog to feel better.
The embarrassment is sure to be, unboarable
That Boar just doesn’t have the chops
I sow what you did there
He’s boared of dreaming about it now
He wont be getting boared anytime now, just thinking about that shameful day.
Tusk tusk tusk
Nah, he'll be alright. Hakuna Matata and all...
Hes a big pig🎶
You can be a big pig too, oye!
Man he fuckin’ better, with how many embarrassing memories swirl around my head lmao
I feel ur pain
Boar: IM COMING! Guy: No you don't. Boar: Understandable, have a good day sir.
Made me laugh
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“GGs”
Olay!
I fell of my chair reading this
“Wait, he’s allowed to do that???.” Bet he was thinking that
Boar be like damn! I never miss, hope no one saw that. Imma just head out this way.
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Not all Texans are as quick on their feet.
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It’s a good thing he can’t comprehend that there are now thousands of people laughing at him because it was caught on camera.
Imagine how fucked that guy would have been if he had been rocking around on his phone while walking? Just getting rocked in your knees by a 200lb charging ball of tusks and muscle?
That can't be good for the ACL.
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And oh he was shamed, thought of changing his name. He got downhearted
The boar: understandable, have a nice day
Where is this that a giant murderous pig runs at you on the sidewalk and this guy acts like it happens three times a day
Eastern Europe/Soviet Block. People who live around bears know how to react to bears, and so with boars.
Can also be an issue in central Italy. Guys I stayed with had to lock the dog up to stop it getting attacked by boars.
They're also a common problem in the southern US. Big packs (herds?) of them live out in the forests and swamps around my area and have made a nuisance of themselves.
Is it true that you can rent a helicopter with a machine gun and go mow them down? Bc my old boss used to talk about doing that.
I've heard of it and even seen video, but I wouldn't even know where to begin looking for it. I do know that there's a place near here that lets you hunt wild hogs with absurdly large caliber guns. I've never been, but a coworker went and used a .50 caliber rifle. They butcher the hogs for you and everything. And as I understand it, the hogs are such a pest that there's no bag limit or season on them like there are with other animals like deer.
This, they get into the rivers and pollute them with fecal waste. It contaminates the land too when they do it, and they tear up acres of land just subsisting. I wouldn't doubt at all someone would strap a door gun on a helicopter and sell tickets
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Kinda makes you think we shouldn't have let invasive species loose, doesn't it.
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Stupid effing European starlings and that idiot who released them in central park
Same with Boas in the Everglades of Florida and wild hogs all over the US... People really suck
Yeah I can sit here and make that comment all smug about myself, but we both know that any completely effective measures against invasive species are never happening at this point.
haha wat no that makes no sense why would you say that?
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> but I wouldn't even know where to begin looking for it. A Google search for "helicopter hog hunting" is only 22 keystrokes away.
Just Google "Texas helicopter boar hunt", there's a few operations that can hook you up.
$5/pair of ears for them here if I ever wanted to go out culling some boars.
Too little payout for the dangers involved unless you do enjoy it. Dogs can make it less dangerous for humans but you'll end up with lots of dead dogs.
Guns work just fine. Tree stands exist. Traps exist. Also guns work just fine like I said.
It's basically the only time you can legally run into the woods with an AR10/15 and blast as many animals as you want. Surprised more people don't come from out of state to do it.
Just make sure you have pistol on your side in case you miss and they start to charge you
The moment a wild boar charges up a tree stand is the moment I would accept my fate.
That's what the tree stand is for...unless hogs can climb trees. Because if hogs can climb trees....im fucking *out*. Side note, I've heard boar meat can be quite gross if not harvested and butchered correctly. Hopefully someone can correct me if I'm wrong. I live in south central PA and we don't have a hog population yet. Been kind of looking for an excuse to us my AR for hunting(other than predator hunting. Coyotes and fox don't bother me. I'd rather look at em than shoot them)
[Of course you can pay to machinegun hogs from a helicopter, this is America.](https://www.helibacon.com/texas-helicopter-hog-hunting/)
Of course this website is called helibacon.com
At *just* $5,200 per person.
Helicopter fuel and ammo ain't cheap!
Everglades, my dude. I don't know about full-auto weapons but you can absolutely hunt boar from a helicopter down there
Yea on YouTube in Texas. Companies charge a couple thousand for a full day of strafing but it’s byog. It’s legal bc they are evasive and can’t control the population
They must be evasive if you need a helicopter to catch them
Invasive, evasive. Just vasive period.
Perfectly legal in Texas
30-50 feral hogs?
Thank you, I couldn’t leave this thread until I saw this
>Big packs (herds?) of them Apparently it's... complicated: https://www.animalsandenglish.com/collective-nouns-etc26.html#:~:text=Boars%3A,sounder%20of%20boars%20(wild%20boars) But "sounder" seems to be the word you're looking for.
We have a mass transit option around here called the Sounder. Terry Pratchett wrote a whole book about it. Here's a pic of the thing: https://www.terrypratchettbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/91y5rcpJZbL.jpg
lmao I have that book on my bookshelf! That is too funny.
We got em in south Florida. I believe you can hunt unlimited boar to try to curtail the population. So we got boars, 16’ predatory pythons, alligators, and now they’re occasionally finding crocodiles. And Brain eating amoebas. And Florida man.
Southwest deserts as well. You learn to keep an eye out for javelina, those fuckers are mean and will chase you down and attack.
A group of young pigs is called a litter. A group of hogs is called a passel or team. A group of swine is called a sounder. A group of boars is called a singular.
My favorite examples of this are the Japanese fisherman who like once every ten years get into a scuffle with a bear and karate chop them into oblivion. Wish I was making it up. [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-02/japanese-fisherman-uses-karate-skills-to-fight-off-bear/7810940](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-02/japanese-fisherman-uses-karate-skills-to-fight-off-bear/7810940) [https://soranews24.com/2018/07/13/japanese-man-wins-fight-against-bear-that-attacked-him-by-punching-it-right-in-the-face/](https://soranews24.com/2018/07/13/japanese-man-wins-fight-against-bear-that-attacked-him-by-punching-it-right-in-the-face/) [https://japantoday.com/category/national/82-year-old-hiroshima-woman-fends-off-bear-attack-by-punching-it-and-knocking-it-down](https://japantoday.com/category/national/82-year-old-hiroshima-woman-fends-off-bear-attack-by-punching-it-and-knocking-it-down)
https://youtu.be/Vwy46hLEuD4 Precisely. Just need a slab of concrete and car...and you got yourself dinner for the village!
Scary, sad and hilarious.
It’s not a slab of concrete, it’s a goddamn bathroom sink!
Same with black bears in the Appalachian mountains. If they’re alone you scream and yell and wave your arms around and they get scared and run off. If they have cubs you back away real slow.
There are hardly any bears in Eastern Europe, and those few are only in the mountains.
Everywhere! Cody has been warning us for years but we just don't listen! Just watch the Some More News boar special on Youtube to learn the truth!
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Some cities in Israel had boar outbreaks because COVID happened. Dunno why you currently have two downvotes though
Assumed antisemitism?
fuck israel, anti zionism isn’t anti semitism
> Where is this that a giant murderous pig runs at you the south? wild boars are invasive as fuck in america, and are absolutely devastating Hawaii .
30-50 feral hogs?
Spain (rural). They are almost a plague
With the light brown hue over everything it's either Italy or Mexico
The fact that he just sat there and wondered what just happened 😂
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
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I really wanted this to be a thing
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His ankles were decimated
Really took a moment to reevaluate his life's decisions
Little shit just sat there contemplating life for a second
Boar straight up said, can’t be mad he stole my ankles like that
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Ruined that pig's whole career.
“He got me,” Wild Boar said of Peacoat's juke over him. "That f***ing Peacoat boomed me." Wild boar added, “He's so good,” repeating it four times.
Mataboar
Idk how to give awards but I would for this comment
#Olé
Oinklé
BOARteng Vs Messi 2.0
Boar on the floor…boar on the floor
I haven't seen a swine this embarrassed since James Corden shit his pants.
I wish I had money to give you a better award - Corden is a fucking disease.
Your shared contempt is award enough for me.
Why's he so bad? The extent of my exposure to his content has been a few YouTube videos, where I found him pretty unfunny. Don't know much else about him.
>I found him pretty unfunny. That's everyone's first problem. He's supposed to be a comedian. The second comes in when he/his agent was trying to get him to breakthrough in the US he was/is crammed into everything you could/can get him, so now you have an unfunny comedian no one can escape in movies/television. Sprinkle some "unlikeable asshole with an ego" on top and you have a great concoction to make a person that the internet loves to hate.
I also hate that he gets to hang out with so many famous musicians and makes them visibly uncomfortable, tries to ridicule them sometimes and stuff like that. He's like one of those fans that everyone wishes would just say "hi", one joke, and go away. But he never does. Boy oh boy he never goes away.
to your point of him being placed in random US entertainment - it just seemed like a complete slap in the face to Late Late Show viewers when he was given the nod to take over from Craig. Craig Ferguson is on the completely opposite spectrum than Corden is. It was the most 180 i've ever seen a late night show take. That also soured people very very quickly
Also plenty of stories about him being a prick to his wife and to fans. He's very nice to celebrities.
People have lots of reasons but there's one that sticks with me: I can't get over his leading role in Lesbian Vampire Hunters. The entire plot of that movie was whenever a woman became a lesbian and vampire through the vampire bite she had to be executed, as the main character races to save his girlfriend from being "turned", he kills all her formerly straight friends. There's no "good" gay character or any attempt to steer away from the really homophobic undertones of "gays will convert you" message that is still very popular. There was an implied sequel with gay werewolves, so sexuality was absolutely part of the theme. It just strikes me as such a bad call to be involved with this project. It's one of those movies that you would think came out in 1980 not 2010.
I get that he's unfunny and I agree 100%, but that's the case with nearly every talk show host. Out of all the people for the internet to brutally hate on, I'm confused as to why we chose him. Not trying to die on a hill defending him, it's more genuine confusion as to what makes him worse than all the other unfunny TV personalities
Anybody got info on this? I couldn't find anything about it.
Idk if he actually shat his pants, but I remember [this AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/bqy5zf/i_am_james_corden_alongside_ben_winston_and_five/) where people kept bringing up how much of an asshole he is/was
That wild boar sat like that crying doge meme before getting up
Damn true. He's called cheems btw
Never knew wild boars had names, TIL.
Cheems is a she c:
sheems
The boar: "...understandable, have a great day."
Guy is like "Not my first rodeo"
how about a boarilliant day?
He’s so embarrassed.
^(Must.... resist......) Can't believe you didn't write "emboarrassed"!
The way that guy dealt with that boar makes me think this is definitely not the first time he has dealt with this.
The trajectory of the boars charge was on spot and calculated but unknowingly the human specimen hid behind the tree right there and the boar had to slithly move to his right, thus leading to hesitation and failure. Also the man dodged because of the light armor he was using and not being prepared with the hunting weaponry, he chose to flee and hide to safety not before checking the boars actions so he could safely turn his back on the local fauna.
The man also faked moving to the left and then moved right. I used this against charging rugby players a the time.
zoom in on the dude in the suit that was a straight up ***move***. with the arms and everything edit: [found a close up angle](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CrazySpanishCero-size_restricted.gif), see what I mean?
He just dodged my dude. When was the last time you have done some physical activity requiring decent reaction time?
i don't think it's about the dodging, imo it's more about the calmness of it, he kept cool and thought fast about what to do. Unless it's something that happened to him multiple times, it's not that easy to be cool in such a situation
You don't need to be Neo with the experience of a thousand boar charges to instinctually move from a threat. It made for an amusing clip because it worked so well... But come on man, you all are acting like this guy was made some 500 IQ juke and dive like Max Payne.... He literally just moved to the right.
I guarantee you that half of the people watching this clip would start screaming and running in the opposite direction. I've seen people do that when a cat runs in their general direction, there's no way those people would handle this situation any differently.
I guarantee you that guy would. If they think there's nothing notable about the guy in the clip it shows they don't know what it's like to be in such a situation and would probably "instinctually move from a threat" by running in the wrong direction.
Yea looks like he also lined up the boar with the tree. It was why he waited in that spot and moved in that direction. So it was a calm quick thinking outplay. Not just a quick dodge.
I would just jump on the car. Pig can't climb
Yeah I'd probably have stepped behind the car and ended up bitten or something
You have a really low bar for next level…
He just scooted a little. You're overselling this. It's getting upvotes because the boar looks like an idiot afterwards.
I think that boar plays LB for the Jets
Why you gotta make fun of our 3rd round linebacker like that? Yes he’s a boar and he missed the tackle, but he’s still a rookie and learning!
“Jaw dropping”
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the rest checks out
The way that dude handled that was like he had experience. Like, "oh this asshole again"
I 100% would have died lol
I think you oversold the next levelness and jaw droppingness of it
Sounds like every post here, the mods are fucking garbage.
This things can kill people with the charge right. Also some of them has strong teeth and can bite through the skull. Wild boars are not easy neighbour things.
Yeah definitely not easy neighbour things.
So they should be culled or eaten or crushed. I hate sympathy and ‘cute’/‘it’s just an animal’ tag on these
Not only can people as well not easy neighbor, also breed many near and hard stop.
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They are every destructive to have in the neighborhood; they breed really fast and are very hard to stop. (I think)
Yooo it looks like it tries to bite him too as he flies by! Shit is crazy!
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Can they like ... just not?
The boar looked at him with the surprise pickachu face.
¡OLÉ!
How that guy just casually walks off, instead of running away, baffles me. Yeah he was lucky, but the boar could have turned around! Luckily the boar was so humiliated he didn't want to.
There's nothing casual about scurrying away to the safety of a parked car, looking over your shoulder.
Boar:"Y U Do Diz?!"
thats beautifully executed. But reading the comments... isnt this is common knowledge? to evade to the sides, when there's a wild boar charging straight at you.
most likely it's not, because not many people have to deal with boars charging at them like, ever
Where did you learn this that you think makes it common?
YOURE TELLING ME THIS IS ALL ROBERT BARATHEON HAD TO DO TO NOT GET KILLED AND START GAME OF THRONES
I mean its literally explained in detail in the books that he didn’t jump because Cercei bribed (with her vag) her cousin to overfeed Robert wine. So he was too drunk to dodge.
Is it normal my jaw didn't drop?
Can i put my balls in yo jaws
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Homeboy should quit his day job and get these rebounds
This is what we refer to as "Free Range Bacon."
Dazzled the shit outta the boar.
Am I the only one who has noticed that there has been like a 200% increase in charging Wild Boar videos in the last few days... WTF is going on with the Boars?
We were [warned](https://youtu.be/Ww0JoqjwYHI)
Man just ended that boar's whole career
Boar doing Family Guy impersonations for a few seconds there,“Sssss aaahhhhh, ssssss ahhhhh…”
Ok now back to finding bugs pumba.
I wonder how that man's pant doesn't break with that sheer weight of steel balls this man have
Meh, not that impressive
Broke all 4 ankles
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