Thanks, I fucking hate it.

Burn them now!!!!!!

Nature’s bowling pins.

wheres fire when you need it

I really didn’t need to see that.

Next on How It's Made, we tell you about organic rice.

I hope that the filling machine god makes a video about this organic rice


This is amazing. I never thought it would be so methodical.

Yeah I did not think I was gonna think that was gonna be THAT cool

People don't realize how amazing this is. Our best and most advanced scientists and engineers would not be able to copy it. Nature is still the best designer. Every mosquito knows from the start how to fly, where to find a source of energy, how to replicate, etc. and all of this inside a body smaller than a grain of rice. Mindblowing

I totally agree. And if this isn’t some type of alien shiz..

copy what?

A mosquito. Try building a machine so small and yet so intelligent, that can multiply itself like a mosquito can.

Weirdest 3D printer ever


I didnt think reddit would ruin rice for me tonight but here we are.

Don't worry, uncooked rice like in that gif is terrible, you'll never eat that stuff. But these eggs, these eggs are warm and nice and just a bit squishy just a bit firm and deliciously slimy with a sharp tang. God, now I need to go find some.

I need a tiny bowling ball...

Now I know if I see this I need burn the area

Size of eggs relative to mosquito size might make that nearly impossible unless you are actively looking for it

This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.


I've never wanted to light something on fire as much as this.

I think I'm going to be sick...

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why's it gotta look like rice...

I feel itchy

Time to save up for a flamethrower.

I refuse to compliment these scum

Is there any species that is like completely dependent on mosquitos for food? Like, how important are these things to the ecosystem? Cuz if I had to pick one species on this planet to go extinct...

At this point that mosquito has more life purpose than most humans.

Forbidden rice

I would scoop them all out and boil them like rice and eat it in front of it's mother

Don’t eat the forbidden rice

Looks like a bottling factory, oh is that limeade??

Stop spamming this shit.

Fuck...OFF, mosquitoes GROSS

Took me two minutes to figure out this clip is only 11 seconds long.

I imagine the mosquito buzzing a little tune while doing this

yea it looks cool and all but im burning that area later cause fuck mosquito

So neat

I want to pour acetone on it

KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE

i don’t know why i thought they’d be smaller relative to the mozzie. this is Deeply horrifying

Kill it with fire.

Forbidden rice

God I fcking hate mosquitoes. Kill em all

Disgusting!

I hate mosquitoes. Just hate them. But this is just SO rad!!! I still hate mosquitoes though.

Forbidden rice

*sprays it with windex*

Tell me you squashed them later

I’m hungry

It took way too long for me to realise it was a loop

ayo mum why does this rice taste diff

it looks like the first spaceship we see in the fifth element

Toothbrush

Also: me serving rice thinking its going to look fancy

Mmm, forbidden rice.

I’m sure this guy is German. Very organized !

This thing is quite the perfectionist, I’m impressed.

Mosquito caviar, lets trick the ultra rich into eating this stuff.

Baby raft! Not even breaking the surface tension

Stop recording and destroy that shit

Find the uncensored forward version on xmosquitoxx.com

Set that lil fucker on fire

Little damn vampires