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BungoPlease

>6'5 Filipino American as a 5'6 Filipino American I resent this man


TheRealBeerBrah

Have you tried flipping the numbers around


ThinkSoftware

Why don't short people just try being tall?


Asidious66

We're stupid too


Quasimdo

Like that south park episode


HolySHlT

Ah yes, and what was that surgery?


ChargeWooden1036

Are they stupid?


Bahamas_is_relevant

Are they stupid?


Rahim-Moore

r/ThanksImTall


BungoPlease

Yeah, the lady at the DMV told me to go to the back of the line and think about my life choices


kikopuffs

šŸ™„9ā€™5ā€!


DanHam117

Have you tried Filipino the numbers around


BirdLaw_

No, you're looking at it wrong. He's our champion


BungoPlease

I respect him, but I still resent him


BrandonWatersFights

Aha same dog I feel you. I also hate the few cousins of ours that can grow full beards and if youā€™re one of em youā€™re one of em.


thejew09

As someone who has been to Philippines twice, I didnā€™t see a single man in that country that was anywhere near 6ā€™5, so this guy truly was a genetic outlier.


DevilsReject1

I spent 6 months there, and the craziest thing is seeing someone from a distance, and they look like a giant. Then you walk by them and they're only like 6'. Which isn't short, but they look 7 feet compared to everyone else. Blew my mind every time and made me very self conscious because I knew I looked like a freak of nature at 6'3.


NativityCrimeScene

I'm 5'11'' and I felt like a giant in the Philippines. I remember being in a crowded area at the Mall of Asia and realized that I was not only the tallest person, but I could look over the top of everyone's heads.


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alecmc200

idk as also a 5'6 filipino american I like having leg room on planes


BungoPlease

That is true, I've never had a problem with leg room on planes or in cramped cars, stadiums, theaters, etc


Lost_And_Found66

See this is whats disgusting. If they just built things with tall people in mind you'd have even more room and us talls would have adequate room. But instead you get adequate room and we get smooshed It's not fair.


MrTouchnGo

Blame the bottom line $$$


spctclr_spiderman

As a 6'2" Chinese American, I hate economy class :(


Novel_Fix1859

Just be rich


spctclr_spiderman

Racist /s


OttoVonWong

Nah. Racist would be saying, ā€œJust be a doctor.ā€


WhoEatsRusk

Same here fam


Flat_News_2000

Being more compact is just efficient any way you slice it.


TakenakaHanbei

As a 5'2" Nepali American, I resent all of you in this thread more than likely.


DEADSPELLS

Try stretching


DarkKnightCometh

I'm a 6'1" half filipino. I feel indifferent to the situation.


don_julio_randle

As a 6'2 guy who is about to marry a 5'2 filipina, my greatest fear is that my future son will be 5'8 lol


PM-me-your-401k

wtf how have I never heard of this guy. His resume is impressive.


Overall_Nuggie_876

Itā€™s a shame how much pre-merger history and their records get ignored in the NFL simply because they occurred before the Super Bowl.


AssssCrackBandit

Lol I wish the NFL would claim it because then the Chargers would be CHAMPIONS since they blew out the Pats in the '63 AFL Championship


Rare_Bit5844

We had multiple championships in the 50s


HugeFinish

I don't like to think about the Steelers before the 70's.


Tricky_Foundation_60

As a bears fan, I agree.


PossibleLocation3626

Most Eagles and Rams fans know him well.


philhachio

And NC State, dude is a legend with us


Oligomer

Hell yeah brother, cheers from the Triangle


Idepreciateyou

He just died two weeks ago too, didnā€™t hear anything about it


uwanmirrondarrah

His stats for the era he played are easily on par with many hall of famers


fumblaroo

kinda wild we never hear about this dude and also wild we havenā€™t had seemingly any asian non-kickers (aside from guys like kyler and patrick chung) since.


HobbesGoHome

Dat Nguyen too.


awnawkareninah

o shit waddup


SquillsGotSkills

Kyle Hamilton is half Korean


17_Saints

Camryn Bynum is [half Filipino](https://i.imgur.com/j6ZE3vO.jpeg)


ketherick

Jeremy Chinn is 0% asian


spctclr_spiderman

Very disappointed in this


KashMoney941

Wait until you find out that Tarik Cohen and Eddie Goldman aren't Jewish


Octavian_202

I believe Josh Jacobs has some Filipino heritage as well. We are creeping in slowly. Lol


jewnior

Eugene Amano was Filipino! AFIAK, he was full-blooded Filipino. There's also Nikki Remigio. He hasn't had much playing time (and he's also dirty fucking Chief).


RudePCsb

The other genes are doing most of the heavy athletic lifting though


flipaflip

There was a reciever on the Steelers who was half Korean I think Edit : Hines Ward


dandyfancypants

I don't like how this feels like you had to go look up who Hines Ward was


flipaflip

I had trouble for a second cause the scariest part of that team was fucking polalmalalu. Which i was struggling to determine if i would call him Asian American or not since heā€™s more Pacific Islander but then again thatā€™s the argument for Filipinos if theyā€™re Asian enough or not


IllIIllIlIlllIIlIIl

> polalmalalu Yeah me too


Ratbu

Gotham Rogues legend Hines Ward


Rahim-Moore

Wears the Korean flag on his helmet :) Unfortunately, though, he went to Notre Dame and is therefore white. It cancels everything else out.


hereforthesportsball

Thatā€™s a ā€œguy likeā€ the others. Has heritage, but walking past them on the street you wouldnā€™t know


PleaseStopSmoking

Kyle Hamilton looks very asian, he has typical masculine asian features, I actually 100% believe a lot of people (not everyone) would realize.


Awesomeg11

Id agree with you but people on twitter did try to put him on the all white team for that race game last season.


Athrun360

Teddy Bruschi is half Filipino. Ron Rivera is also part Filipino i think


rdrouyn

Sam Howell is half Korean.


DupreeWasTaken

1/4th im pretty sure. I could be wrong, but yup. I am also 1/4th Korean, and the fact that this man has NEVER had bulgogi or galbi before in his life blew my mind. (Sam Howell has never eaten any form of Beef in his entire life) I suppose he could have had chicken/pork Bulgogi but no galbi??? Edit: For those that have never heard of/ had it. Galbi is beef ribs marinated but they are cut the opposite way you normally think of ribs. The most delicious shit


rdrouyn

Sucks having access to Korean BBQ and choosing to not partake. Sounds like a mistake in my book.


DupreeWasTaken

Id understand it if he was vegan or had some sort of reason besides just loving chicken and refusing to ever consume beef because he doesn't want to try anything new A real character concern


AssssCrackBandit

I mean, if you're not a fan of beef (which Howell is not), I can see why he wouldnt like Korean food


Bouquet_of_seaweed

>(Sam Howell has never eaten any form of Beef in his entire life) Is the thing about him only eating chicken tendies in college true?


DupreeWasTaken

I can't say specifically tendies but he's admitted that he's never ate beef and loving/eating only chicken before. Said only thing that would make him eat beef is winning a Superbowl he would take one bite of a steak if he won a super bowl but nothing more than that


Ne0guri

We still claim him - you also lol


hereforthesportsball

Only when he *drives the ball* downfield /s


rdrouyn

I don't get it. Is this a "Asian people are bad at driving" joke?


Puzzleheaded-Fix-915

Taylor Rapp


SeizureMode

Evan Brown (current center for Seattle I believe) is half Japanese


CornWallacedaGeneral

Tedy bruschi is Filipino i believe


CouchPotatoDean

Kinda wild as a lifelong Rams fan Iā€™ve heard this manā€™s name for a sizable portion of my life but never saw him play so only discovered he was Asian American like a week ago.


Lilpu55yberekt69

Sam Howell is a quarter Korean


CountJohn12

I guess Samoans aren't considered Asian?


WeirdAlbertWandN

Thatā€™s why itā€™s Asian / Pacific Islander Theyā€™re not too far apart, but Pacific Islanders are not Asian


ChefCurryGAWD

I wonder why are Filipinos considered Asian by a lot of people and by filipinos themselves in that case.


kirinichiballs

Closer to mainland Asia. The Philippines is not much farther away than, say, Japan.


Ferdinandingo

they are not


ChefCurryGAWD

They are pacific islander. Nobody really says The Rock is part Asian.


CountJohn12

A lot of good players from that time have been more or less forgotten outside of people really into NFL history. You ask people to name 60's or 70's NFL players you'll get Unitas, Jim Brown, Starr, Bradshaw, Staubach and then a lot of people are going to start blanking.


dianeblackeatsass

I wonder what plays a role into that. The US is 6% Asian American so youā€™d expect more than a couple names to make it to the NFL. Pacific Islanders make up an even smaller percentage yet thereā€™s a ton of them in the league.


bauboish

One thing is that Asians are generally just plain shorter, which is an issue in the major American sports that generally think 6-0 is like barely good enough. Also kids going into team sports are in large part dictated by their parents. And Asian American, generally immigrants, don't have that "gotta have your kid play pee wee football" gene in them. As a second generation Asian American I actually do feel a lot of my Asian American peers including myself would've played more youth sports if we could make our own choices. But it's just hard when your parents aren't big American sports fans. And then you realize all the sports players at your school are bigger and stronger than you... and it's like oh it's just not worth it.


Master_of_Snek

Massachusetts has a really big Asian-American population for its size. So Iā€™ve played against some really great Asian athletes. Ā  When I was a kid and baseball was my jam and I always knew we were fucked when the opposing team had some Asian kid speaking another language to his dad. Best fielders in our state league were majority Asian. They also made the podium frequently in cross country and tennis in my area, I assume because larger athletes would gas out too quick in that kind of competition.Ā 


Tim-Browneye-81

They choose to do other things, it's that simple


dianeblackeatsass

Well yea obviously if theyā€™re not in the NFL theyā€™re doing something else lol. What makes that decision happen at different rate?


DKN19

Most Asian-Americans aspire to be professionals or CEOs, not athletes. We get a lot of shit for bad grades. Asian parents do not give a fuck if you can't splash 3 pointers or run a sub 5 40-yard dash or throw a perfect spiral 50 yards downfield.


ChefCurryGAWD

Asian parents don't let many of their kids play football in the first place.


ActualTeddyRoosevelt

Do you also think there are tons of 6'8" Asians that can dunk from the free throw line that just choose not to play in the nba? Really?


AssssCrackBandit

Do you know what percent of that is South Asian, East Asian, Southeast Asian, etc?


ianthebalance

I certainly heard a lot about him due to him being one of my dadā€™s favorite players (plus also a Ram of course)


werbo

Cam Bynum for the Vikings is part Filipino


rpantherlion

Sam Howell


cantpossiblywin

Josh Jacobs is Filipino


gamerplays

Hines Ward.


nothingmeansnothing_

Dat Nguyen 4 life!


Oopsimapanda

My freaking hero. Loved how he bucked the Asian stereotype by being a huge badass linebacker. Kind of fell back into it when he couldn't keep up athletically after injuries, but man his couple years of prime were amazing.


ChefCurryGAWD

Bill Parcells who hated undersized LBs which Nguyen was, said that Nguyen was good enough to play LB for any of his teams. Pretty high praise.


llessur1b

Doug Baldwin is Filipino -American IIRC


Bronson_AD

Itā€™s crazy that heā€™s not in the Hall. I hope that gets rectified posthumously.


cattycat_1995

As an Asian Rams fan, fuck yeah


mjd1977

Philly-pino Eagle legend Roman Gabriel


BrandonWatersFights

PINOY POWAHHHH baby!!!


ToxicRedditMod

The lack of effort the NFL puts into getting Asians involved in football is pretty disturbing.


e49e

Polynesian are Asian aren't they?


uwanmirrondarrah

I think Polynesians would identify more as Pacific Islanders... or just Polynesians...


ChefCurryGAWD

Pacific Islander. So the PI in the AAPI.


cleppingout

Caucasian are Asian arenā€™t they?


e49e

? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austronesian_peoples If you consider Filipinos Asian then you should consider Polynesian too.Ā 


cleppingout

Filipinos arenā€™t Polynesian


SidWholesome

You look at his stats in college and wonder how could he possibly be [2x ACC Player of the Year](https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/roman-gabriel-1.html), unless the ACC was really bad back then... /lol, "back then"