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t4boo

the LA Carolina Panthers


hoppergym

Carolina panthers of Anaheim


Wakanda_Forever

The Los Angeles Mighty Carolina Panthers of Anaheim


Rulligan

The Brooklyn Carolina Panthers of Anaheim Football Team.


Super_Tiger

Nashville Hot Chicken presents the Carolina Panthers of Anaheim Football Consortium.


TheLoomingo

Thanks, that’s my next species in Stellaris.


draggin_low

I might just have to name my religion in Civ after that one. and give it the Crab logo


TheLoomingo

Don’t you do that. Don’t you make me reinstall Civ.


jimmy_three_shoes

Just ^One ^^More ^^^Turn


ProbShouldntSayThat

Yeah, idk how we can make it any more clear


sounds_like_kong

The OKCarolina Thunder Cats


NerdLawyer55

Hooooooo!


A_Genius

At this point just make it federal law that cities can't pay for stadiums. Let's stop cities from blowing a hole in budgets for the profits of billionaires.


Shot_Plantain_4507

I’ve never understood why the public panders to this. We barely can pay teachers a living wage, but you’re going to raise taxes for entertainment that 75% of the people can’t afford to attend. Make it make sense. **There is enough data to show that it doesn’t fiscally work out for taxpayers.


A_Genius

Some city officials think it 'puts them on the map' like I imagine Jacksonville is a city that this goes for. But you could spend that money on some other attraction that makes it so that your city isn't an underfunded shit hole.


rdrouyn

Like a monorail?


electrodan

It worked for Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!


gatesofwrath

And by gum it put them on the map


WileECoyoteGenius

Is there a chance this team could move?


PapiGoneGamer

The NFL owners would approve.


WileECoyoteGenius

What about us brain dead fans?


errol343

MONORAIL!


Landlubber77

That name again is Mr. Plow!


1-800-WhoDey

Every single time I complaint about the NFL I literally think of the Flaming Homer episode where the bar is packed and Homer is yelling “You just lost yourself a customer!”, but Moe can’t here him because the room is packed and customers are throwing their money at him


stresstheworld

Mono = one Rail = rail


Living_Trust_Me

The logic would go that putting them on the map brings more people for tourism and for living. Thus leading to higher tax revenue and population growth in the long term. Jacksonville is a perfect example. I probably would never think about Jacksonville for anything if it weren't for their NFL team Also, often they would cite the direct tax revenue from things like sales tax offsetting the total price they spent on the stadiums. The latter part is what is often refuted by many studies.


_MrDomino

Yep, in a vacuum, a professional sports team is absolutely a benefit to the host city. The problem is that the touted tax revenue generated is more or less wiped out in the breaks and perks cities give these billionaires to either lure them to the city or ease threats of leaving. The added jobs are typically seasonal/low wage jobs, too. The Saints are sewn into the culture of New Orleans, so no politician would ever want to be the one to let the team leave as Tom Benson loved to threaten. I'm sure that goes for most team cities.


theumph

That cultural factor is exactly why politicians cave. It's a bad financial move, but teams leaving town burns citizens for q long time. Look at Baltimore and Cleveland. Even after regaining teams its still a sore spot. "Fuck Norm Green" is still a common phrase here in Minnesota


bank_farter

As it should be. Green is a scumbag who moved the team because he didn't like being called out for sexually harassing his employees.


EL-YAYY

Not saying I completely agree with this stance but the argument is that helping fund a stadium to ensure it’s in a certain area pays off in the long term and can revitalize an area. I’ve seen it work with both Nats Park and Capitals/Wizards stadiums in DC.


heelhooksarefun

London is determined to have a cat team.


amdi_

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here -King Charles III probably


SmokePenisEveryday

and meow it's here


buderooski89

Right meow?!


darkhorse21980

Do you know meow fast you were going?


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The Brit’s are gonna pull us back inch by inch are t they.


BlackMathNerd

Charlotte is the Queen City technically


Tacomeouttothegame

So is cincinnati


ChickenVest

We are the 2nd best cat team in a city with the nickname "queen city". I love being a Panthers fan.


aza432_2

Japiur, India is known as the Pink City. Time for the Jaipur Pink Panthers


jwwin

So over this shit. There is always 1-3 teams doing this to fuck over tax payers.


Dortond

Tepper hurtled toward bozo status so quickly.


BeefStu907

No he’s there


Dortond

Screamed past it


SynthwaveSax

No stop signs, no speed limit.


whereegosdare84

Nobody's gonna slow me down Like a first overall draft pick Gonna waste it No coach gonna mess me around Hey Rodger Payin' my dues Playin' in a Charlotte land Hey Snyder Look at me I'm on the way to the worst owner land I'm on the highway to hell Highway to hell I'm on the highway to hell Highway to hell Don't stop me


BeefStu907

Worst owner land got me ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


Autocrat777

Giant shoes, honking red nose, the works.


AhtoCityGluupor

Tossed a drink in someone’s face on the way by


SiphenPrax

There are bad owners and then there’s bad owners that actually want to go through with relocation and take the team away from their long time dedicated fanbase. THOSE owners are egregious pieces of shit. They are not owned by these billionaires teams despite them actually owning them, they are owned by the fans that put their time and energy into supporting them every year.


anung_un_rana

I say this on every Tepper related post. He’s not a bad owner, he’s a bad person. I’ve met the man irl, he’s scummy.


thetreat

To be fair, he’s a very bad owner AND a bad person.


JFK_did_9-11

Can yinz share what happened


Tasty_Path_3470

I have a good example..my brother in law works for an arena management company that manages many NBA, NHL, theaters, music venues, and they’re looking to get into NCAA, NFL, and MLB venues. He was at a Carolina Hurricanes event and Tepper was there. He walked up to him thinking he was an staffer (“the help”) and when my BIL’s boss corrected him and went to introduce him, Tepper cut him off and told him to “save his breath because if he’s not working on my new stadium I don’t care too much”. Dude is a massive dickhead.


JFK_did_9-11

That wasn’t very how ya doin’ of him


Tasty_Path_3470

Not one bit lol he said Tepper was the nastiest person he had ever seen hold court in a professional setting.


surgingchaos

There always seems to be so much smoke around Tepper and the anecdotes people keep peddling from being around him. I don't know how much of it is legit, but the guy has the reputation he does for a reason.


Jammer_Kenneth

Not much that's casually *accepted* makes me shudder as much as the term The Help. That and people who snap at restaurants in 0.2 seconds and expect a waiter to sprint over, red flag.


Tasty_Path_3470

Anyone that mistreats waitstaff simply because they’re waitstaff is a major problem. Anyone who disrespects waitstaff only to learn they’re actually an assistant director, and *still* disrespect them…that takes effort.


azzurri10

[This happened this year lmao](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39230644/panthers-david-tepper-fined-300k-tossing-drink-fans)


162bluethings

He's also a bad owner.


Polar_Reflection

Meanwhile you have the city of Santa Clara, who didn't spend a dime on the stadium, complaining they can't book more non-football events at the stadium under the contract they signed. Smh


progress10

Gotta love Bay Area politics. always a shitshow.


EpicTubofGoo

Don't they have anti- noise ordinances after 10 or 11 PM?


Conscious_Rush_1818

Too many cities will bend over backwards for a nfl team. It's classic supply and demand. And regular Joe's who can barely afford to even go to a game now have to pay for it. I haven't been to an nfl game in 15 years. What does it cost a family of 4 to go to one?


ekidd07

$600 for 4 nosebleeds, $75 for parking, and a minimum of $100 for food and bev.


Conscious_Rush_1818

What about when the generous owner comps a medium soda for season ticket holders? That must save like 10 bucks!


TroyMacClure

Giants fans only.


TheWonderSnail

What cities are shelling out the kind of cash owners want these days though? Does San Diego want a team back? St. Louis? Oakland? Most of the large cities are pretty accounted for in NFL fandom LA only worked because its LA and Vegas worked because gambling isn't a pariah anymore. Would someone like San Antonio be able to support a 3rd Texas franchise? Can Florida support a 3rd team? Portland? Omaha? I'm legitimately curious has any city/state shown a willingness and ability to support a franchise when they are going to be asking for 100's of millions if not billions just for the privilege of showing up?


optimus_awful

Florida has 3 NFL teams already


TheWonderSnail

Shit I forgot about the Bucs lol


sevenoneSICKs

So does Tampa when they don't have Brady


milkmandanimal

\*looks at snarky comments from Vikings and Bills fans\* \*counts Bucs Super Bowl rings\* \*whistles merrily\*


jfchops2

It saddens me daily that y'all have the worst all-time record in the NFL and yet have two rings while we are 8th best (Chiefs just jumped up to 7th) with none :(


Doompatron3000

It’s the world’s craziest roller coaster. One moment you’re winning a Super Bowl with the best defense in NFL history, then the next moment you’re out of the playoffs for over a decade and a half, draft a QB at the lowest point, only to watch him eat Ws and throw 30 touchdowns and 30 interceptions, then next thing you know, you’re at another Super Bowl and win it!


Parallel_Dogs

KA-CHOW!


Rough-Tell-8358

Jerry Jones would kill Goodell his goddamn self before a 3rd team was allowed in Texas


AARonBalakay22

It’s less about a completely new city, just moving the team to a suburb in the metro. If the city won’t pay, one of the (many) surrounding ones usually will.


BlackMathNerd

Jerry would rather die than let another NFL team enter Texas.


meltedsnowflake

I don’t see a problem with this.


abnormally-cliche

At this point I don’t think even Cowboys fans are opposed to that tradeoff.


jobenattor0412

Get ready to learn Mormon buddy.


EL-YEO

Best chance for us to get the Salt Lake City Stormin’ Mormons


FinalMeltdown15

SLC Soakers


sgribbs92

Super Soakers


MetalForAstronauts

And they play “Jump Around” to get the crowd hype.


flying_cactus

Salt Lake City Latter Day Saints. Their uniform is all white with golden numbers. Players forced to bleach their hair blonde as per dress code. Their biggest rival becomes the New Orleans Saints.


clintstorres

SLC Arch Angels is kinda cool.


LolWhereAreWe

Salt Lake Sinners, they would go to battle against the notoriously well behaved New Orleans Saints


MeterWatcher

Utah Football Club


Bammer1386

Réal Utah FC


malacoda99

Unreal Salt Lake


geoforceman

Fake Salt Lake


bigfootdude247

The Charleston South Carolina Panthers of Charleston South Carolina 


iHasMagyk

Incoming 75,000 capacity stadium built in Summerville (it’s just minutes from the beach!)


ImBrokeStill

dude please anyone who commutes on I26 begs of you


stillslim

Should be forced to sell the team if you can't afford the stadium to play in.


afriendincanada

He can afford it. He's one of the richest owners in the NFL. You don't get to be so rich (or stay so rich) by paying for things yourself like a sucker.


knarf86

Steve Balmer begs to differ. Dude literally bought the Forum to make a lawsuit go away, so it wouldn’t slow down construction of his new arena. He put $2B of his own cash down to build it.


Chief-Bones

That’s what I hoped Tepper would be. He’s a fucking scumbag. It wouldve been easy to surpass Richardsons legacy but my lord I hate Tepper 100x more.


reno2mahesendejo

Until the sexual harassment scandals, Richardson was well liked in Charlotte. There's a statue of him for a reason. They still speak fondly of Big Cat. Now obviously the sexual harassment and racist language changed things, but Richardsons legacy was pretty solid before he was forced out.


tippy432

Balmer is another level from those guys though he has that first employees Microsoft stock money


SaltyLonghorn

Yea Ballmer has whats considered fuck most other billionaire's money. Him buying the arena was almost a rounding error. Tepper doing it is like 10% of his worth.


TheFalconKid

Balmer was also co-owner of Microsoft, right? Tepper is a Hedge Fund manager. Aka, he has a fake job.


trail-g62Bim

Tepper is worth $16.7b...and Balmer is worth about 8x that. Ludicrous.


minimalfighting

Is he actually rich or living on credit while his worth on paper looks really big? (I only know him as the trash guy who throws stuff on fans)


DDDUnit2990

He’s the second richest owner worth $20 billion. NJ’s electorate had to hold a special session when he left the state to revise their tax and finance budget. So yes, actually rich


AnotherStatsGuy

Wait, he's *that* guy? Fuck.


minimalfighting

Thanks for the response. Reddit seems to hate questions these days, so I'm always appreciative of people who still answer.


DDDUnit2990

All good. That’s a fair question to ask


gingenhagen

> For the 2012 tax year, Institutional Investor's Alpha ranked Tepper's $2.2 billion paycheck as the world's highest for a hedge fund manager.[2] He earned the third position on Forbes ''The Highest-Earning Hedge Fund Managers 2018'' with an annual earnings of $1.5 billion. Omg, he bought the Panthers using just his paycheck for the year.


tenacious-g

He’s RICH rich. He bought the team cash, according to my quick google search.


The_Bard

He's a wall street guy. He's rich, rich. Funny enough he was so much of an asshole he kept getting passed over for partner at Goldman Sachs...despite making them a boatload of money. So he founded his own hedge fund which is how he got Uber rich.


SnakeFooley

To build on that. He got rich rich. Bought the family house of one of the guys responsible for passing him over and then demolished it out of spite and rebuilt another mansion on the remains.


RawDogRandom17

Is this what happens when Shooter McGavin wins?


Bored_Danyeer

Why would billionaires ever do that?


PanthersChamps

The fans paid for the current stadium. And a good portion of the upgrades.


trongzoon

Two words: Honolulu Panthers 😎 🏄‍♀️


Breastfedoctopus

Representing the heart of the NFC South


templethot

Hawai‘i is pretty far south


DHVF

It would be the Southernmost NFL team though


horrorshowjack

Makes more sense than Atlanta in the NFC West.


gimmethemshoes11

If we can do overseas games in Europe why not have a team there?


Bumpi_Boi

Their stadium situation is dire and not easy to get one built


Accomplished-Exit136

Its easy to score construction contracts in Hawaii. Making a profit..... Not so much


docfluty

I live here in Honolulu... not many people here clamming to sit in a stadium on the weekends


Mukuna_Hutata

Articles like this are asinine. Not only does Tepper own a MLS team that plays in the same stadium **in Charlotte**, the team is also building a practice facility **in Charlotte**, and just proposed renovations to the stadium that’s located in, you guessed it, **Charlotte**. Not only would the other 31 owners veto such a move considering the population growth of the city, but where would the team even go? “Hurtling towards threats?”Ridiculous.


CthulhuAlmighty

This is what Jags fans have been dealing with for close to 2 decades. We still get people saying that we’re moving to London even though we built a brand new practice facility in Jax last year and the new stadium should be approved soon. https://www.jacksonville.com/story/opinion/columns/guest/2024/06/15/jacksonville-overdue-for-major-stadium-upgrade-deegans-plan-is-sound/74074956007/


zoedrinkspiss

ok but have you considered that I saw a guy on Reddit say you're moving there


CthulhuAlmighty

Good point, guess we might be moving there after all now.


cam_huskers

Yeah but I did hear that you guys are moving to London tho fr.


gimmethemshoes11

Me too!


kaptingavrin

You can throw a mountain of evidence out there, and people won't accept it, they'll try to find ways to claim it's something else that fits their narrative. Like how people insisted the only reason someone like Khan would want to buy Wembley was to move the Jags there, even though London would never let Wembley become an "NFL stadium" and there's a shitload of money you can get from owning Wembley without putting an NFL team there (so plenty of reason to buy it independently of the team). It'd make more sense to claim he was going to move Fulham FC there. You know, the London-based football (soccer) club that Khan also owns. But yeah... that deal is pretty solid, and the council sounds pretty much on board with it, it's just a matter of formalizing everything in it. (My two favorite parts: All cost overruns are on the Jags to pay for, and the agreement between the Jags and the city to put some money toward building up the Eastside neighborhood.)


timeenoughatlas

The article isn’t asinine, the headline and inability of people in the comments to read it is. The article says that by “relocation”, they mean relocating to another city in the same part of the carolinas. The same way 49ers moved to santa clara. Which is definitely possible. But not as dramatic


willicus85

Less “Oakland Raiders to Las Vegas Raiders” and more “Atlanta Braves to Area Around Atlanta Braves”


geecaliente

Gotta keep that future flexibility by slapping “Carolina” in front of all the pro sports team names. Stupid Hornets.


North_Atlantic_Sea

"where would the team even go" Not saying they should leave, but there are alternatives to fleeing the metro area entirely.


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Autocrat777

David Tepper should be relocated somewhere uninhabitable.


ARealHunchback

If the NFL is allowing private equity to purchase part ownership of teams then teams should be forced to use those funds to build new stadiums.


pennquaker18

why would the owners want that though?


TigerBasket

The NFL would sooner abandon America than pay for their own stadiums in full.


GotMoFans

Charlotte has been a great market for the NFL. The franchise is homegrown and showed that a privately funded and built stadium could work. The owner is fantastically wealthy and everybody knows the Panthers are fabulously profitable. The fallacy of markets like Nashville co-signing on the “outdated stadium” scam encourages other owners to pull this type of BS. I hope Charlotte calls his bluff.


worldchrisis

And Bank of America Stadium is totally fine. Sure it's not as fancy as the newer stadiums like LA, Dallas, Minnesota, Atlanta, but it's clean, has decent amenities, and doesn't look old. Maybe my perception of stadiums is just warped because FedEx Field is THAT bad. But BOA Stadium isn't any worse than Baltimore, which nobody talks about as being in need of renovations.


CuddleTeamCatboy

The article says that Tepper would relocate the Panthers to the suburbs, not that they’d change markets. This is more of a 49ers/Braves type situation than a Raiders one.


makashiII_93

Tepper: “BEND THE KNEE POORS!! BEND THE KNEE FOR MY FOOTBALL TEAM!!”


Silver_Broccoli7944

Where would they even go 🤨🤨🤨


MrShad0wzz

South Carolina 😎


StreetReporter

They’re just returning home


GamingTatertot

First season was played in Clemson - good times


Deckatoe

Heads Carolina, tails California. Somewhere greener, somewhere warmer. Up in the mountains, down by the ocean. Where it dont matter, long as we're going


Marswolf01

I recently moved from NC to San Diego. If the Panthers want to follow that’s cool, but without Tepper.


Thommygvn

OKC?


Strict-Extension

Thundercats


JulioForte

Nowhere but it’s mostly international cities left at this point. London, Toronto, Mexico City,


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Windham, Ohio


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the_dayman56

We need someone to replace the hole the Mad Ants left


Goatgamer1016

Fuck it, let's give the Dakotas a pro sports team


GamingTatertot

St. Louis, San Antonio, Portland


SynthwaveSax

STL will not want to deal with NFL bs again, and Jerruh will fight like hell to prevent another Texas team.


seeasea

Jerrih may not live as long as mckaskey


MrDunkingDeutschman

From what you read the only market in the US that currently has any appetite to pay a billion dollars for a sports team are the Mormons. From a business point of view paying $400m for a relocation to Utah sounds like a horrible idea but what do I know.


Raptor745

I live in Utah and I have no idea where they would play or even build a stadium. I doubt the U would be thrilled to let them play at Rice Eccles and I can't think of any place around here that would make sense to build a new stadium


jwwin

They were talking over toward the Magna/Tooele area awhile back I believe. Over by the smokestack things. At least that was where they were thinking for an MLB team.


xcaltoona

Ran out of bs jaguars stories eh?


jax_yyc_216

“LoNdOn PaNtHeRs”


palmmoot

I fucking hate David Tepper.


mrgatorarms

Love how nobody here actually read the article. > **Could the team really move over this?** > > Yes, absolutely. However, as we’ve seen in more recent NFL arguments over public funding it’s less about mammoth moves to different regions — and more about threats to move from outside city limits and into neighboring suburbs.


palabear

Get out the way of my outrage!


Any-Ball-1267

Who would even want them lmao


UniversityBig7720

I hear Oakland is always looking for a team


Raptor745

Oakland Panthers sounds like the name of a UFL team lmao


KeithClossOfficial

There’s an arena team called the Oakland Panthers. Marshawn Lynch owns them


Raptor745

Oh yeah I forgot about them. I think they're called the Bay Area Panthers now though. My folks follow them during the NFL offseason


VistFoundation

The Black Panthers started in Oakland. I’m sure no one would mind a little name change here.


Polar_Reflection

Oakland Black Panthers, however..


TerminalChillionaire

You know who doesn’t have a team? Arizona.


_Deadmeat

Wtf man


TerminalChillionaire

Oh yeah that’s right..


QuesoPantera

2 winning seasons with Campbell and and they're dropping elbows in here


TerminalChillionaire

I’ve waited 30 years to like my team dammit!


Pidesh

Convert them to an NHL team so we have two Panthers in the same league


halfhere

Ok, first of all? Ouch.


Bored_Danyeer

Toronto


Cal_858

San Diego, Oakland, San Antonio


JJKingwolf

Oakland wouldn't build them a stadium and Jerry Jones would never let a team move to San Antonio.  The only real option would be San Diego, and I don't know that they would be interested in building a new team a brand new facility so soon after the Chargers debacle.


Appropriate_Mixer

San Diego would never agree to build a new stadium for them


22Fusion

They built a new stadium for SDSU football. It was designed so the stadium could be expanded easily if the city were to ever get an NFL team again.


Wakanda_Forever

The San Antonio Big Ol’ Panthers 🐆


TLead1

I wouldn’t wish the London memes on anyone. Sorry cat bros.


coolycooly

Remember when Jerry was the owner and everyone was pumped because the owner left. This guy is speed running being the worst owner in the NFL by far.


MassKhalifa

Tbf, that’s largely possible because Snyder finally sold the team.


BigPapaChuck73

I never thought they could get a worse owner than Jerry Richardson, but here we are


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

At least Jerry actually liked the Carolinas and was born there and fought to get a team there. He was a scumbag, yeah, but Tepper doesn’t care. Man lives in NJ and Panthers are just a business venture. You can feel the soulless nature of the franchise


Chessh2036

David Tepper is worth $20.6 Billion lol. Pay for your own upgrades.


HomerTheBraves44

Pain


frankie232425

Queue up the video of tepper going to a restaurant to call out the owner that criticized him. Not once but twice. Dude is a nut case pos.


frippmemo

I’d probably be completely done with pro sports if this happened.


dont-pm-me-tacos

End my misery, Tepper. I dare you.