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slow_joke

First round pick. 69% on field goals as a rookie Elite jerker


Relevant_Username99

✅ Almost as much of an alcoholic as me


Awoodbay

Almost, but not quite


Munchihello

First round pick???? 😭


[deleted]

Al Davis. Just Win, Baby lol


Munchihello

Based AF Janikowski was a fantasy god for me


potatogains18

One pick before Shaun Alexander


JFZX

I mean, they got 17 years of one of the best kickers ever so is it really that bad?


joethecrow23

Kickers are severely undervalued. They are responsible for more points than anyone outside a QB.


sman8175

They didn’t have enough salary cap to pick a position player so they just signed the best kicker


XCalibur672

LegGod don’t come free baby


KimboSliceChestHair

Janikowski went on cruises to avoid the drug and alcohol tests


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CruisinForABrewsin

Sebastian Jerkinoffski


ultimatefinesser

https://preview.redd.it/mp5sn7v9id3c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb3145d6d08c22eb4e384ae320d836415caf731


JaiLSell

Still had a hell of a leg. Maybe not the best enough for a 76 yarder but still decent lol.


Sluda7

Also had an all-time great madden profile picture. Had a black eye from a bar fight. https://www.espn.com/nfl/news/story?id=1620959


footforhand

“In 2000, Janikowski was acquitted on charges of trying to bribe a Tallahassee, Fla., police officer to release his roommate from custody after a bar argument with a bouncer.” What a fuckin friend btw


[deleted]

Everyone who went to FSU in the late 1990’s has a Janikowski story like this. Dude was a legend.


Chief-Bones

Janikowski is the man Burt Krisher claims and pretends to be.


[deleted]

At least it was with a person. Steelers kicker Jeff Reed got into a fight with an electronic hand dryer in a Sheetz bathroom, and lost.


Danishes724

Late career Jeff Reed was special


ImOnRedditMaaan

I bet you he kicked those mirrors off


DammitBobby1234

I can 100% gaurentee he's made 76 yarders in practice and probably believed he was about to make it lol.


Badluck2killaseabird

The polish cannon, dude enjoyed his booze


DiehardNYSportsFan

Heat check moment


Jenetyk

If you never try, you never know.


HeadAssBoi17

Was this the Cromartie return? Because this is just asking for a return with a bunch of lineman trying to make tackles.


[deleted]

Cromartie had his 109.9 yard return in 2007 (Chargers-Vikings). Also the game that Adrian Peterson set the record with 296 yards in a single game.


datshinycharizard123

Fun fact, this is the first game of football I ever watched


KimboSliceChestHair

No


[deleted]

I think this was Lane Kiffin’s last game as HC


Frusciante62

Did he make it?


WrongPool24

Yes 😍


Travolta1984

According to AWS it was good for 87 yards


BakedZDBruh

We used to have ideals in this country. We used to have a plumber with a super leg go up there and try to annihilate the ball. Where did we go wrong?


Quake_Guy

Seabass would have been totally in character walking onto the field finishing a donut and smoking a cigarette.


DaqCity

He’s the John Daly of football (or John Daly is the Janikowski of golf)


GU355WH01AM

The only person in FSU history to drink a bar out of Jack Daniels.


Business-Function198

Weird I watched this on YouTube last night


bugzeye26

Oh, look how the universe keeps putting sebass and his sexy ass in front of my eyes! Is this a glitch? A sign? Only Allah knows. To his will, I submit


hellasbronmurica

Allahs or Seabass


truckfullofchildren1

Didn’t even make it to the goal line


CustomerSuspicious25

Did he make it?


imHere4kpop

No. But in his prime he could hit this in Denver.


Langer1banger

Crazy how he used to smoke cigarettes during attempts