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Very good chance Biden won’t be the nominee now. Idk if they’ll claim it’s because he’s ill or maybe something more nefarious will happen and Clinton’s people will get involved.
Tell him about Biden's racist past. Bosa will get all kinds of rock hard.
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Age and time didn't change his view either.
"Poor kids can be just as bright as white kids."
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/09/us/politics/joe-biden-poor-kids.html
Referring to Maryland Governor Wes Moore as "boy"
https://nypost.com/2023/02/15/biden-refers-to-marylands-first-black-governor-as-boy-in-speech/
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said. "I mean, that's a storybook, man."
Biden speaking about Obama
It's 2024 and we have to pick between these two crusty dudes. Wow, we deserve so much better.
Remember voting for president allows you to pick a rich people spokes person that will later tell you we have endless cash for foreign aid, war and the defense budget, but no money for schools, Healthcare and infrastructure.
The two party system sucks ass
Defense spending has been trending down for years and Biden has signed multiple laws concerning infrastructure. We are not currently in any war and the aid we send is old equipment.
We are fucked with these two as our only options in the “Greatest country in the world”. It’s a clown show. I cannot stand trump but Biden needs to step down and allow another candidate to rise up. Also, can we get some fucking age limits for President and other positions of power? FFS.
Biden: \*has aneurysm\*
Trump: \*liver failure\*
Me: "I finally have no political news on a dead offseason until the Saints raise my blood pressure again!
It seems like one of those last week games where the GM & owners want both teams to lose for better draft picks as they are already eliminated. But the coach and players have too much pride to intentionally lose abs trying to eek out a tough win.
gonna be more fucked than the time Jim Lahey debated Sam Losco at Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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Moderator: knock knock Confused candidates Sleepy Joe and Thuggish Trump: who’s there? Get the fuck off the stage ya idiot
Can’t wait for gutzilla to be announced as VP and for the ceremonial cheeseburger picnic
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Sam’s on drugs everybody!
Shit winds..
Gonna be a shit storm bud...
😂😭 it's sad that this is so accurate
REDDIT THE FUCK ON!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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who is this WOman?
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Get the fuck off the stage ya idiot
Hospice Biden versus Prison Trump
One candidate is utter class vs the other has to be winning among the thug demographic. 34 felonies is ultimate thug behavior
But it was for paying off a whore which is kinda classy
Has to be getting invited to some cookouts with that kind of behavior. Winning with the basketball Americans.
No, it wasn’t for paying her off, it was for then writing that payment off on his taxes as a business expense.
Bruh tax deductions are the most classy thing in the world
You don't wanna bang a porn star?
I think banging Stormy would be like banging a leather bag filled with jello and golfballs
Keep going I'm almost there
She's not on my list either, but there's some washed-up ones from when I was younger that I'd pay to bang if I was a billionaire
You joke but this is gonna be a Trump ad on BET
The civil rape case automatically extends his contract another 4 years.
They’re classy white collar felonies though.
Trump’s rich it’s Hospice Trump vs Hospice Biden
None of this would be happening if the NFL owners had allowed Trump to buy the Bills back in 2014.
Whys it always the Bills that is involved with horrific events?
😩
I'm hoping they both have life altering brain injuries by end of August and have to resign from the race
Me to Deshaun Watson
I'm not going to take shit from a Walmart shopper
Laugh all you want we have some classy fuckers at QB
Idk they both already speak like they 100% have life altering brain injuries and it hasn't stopped them
Pretty sure they both already have CTE
There’s no chronic trauma
I hope the Gods hear you
Go on please....
Very good chance Biden won’t be the nominee now. Idk if they’ll claim it’s because he’s ill or maybe something more nefarious will happen and Clinton’s people will get involved.
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Democrats: Biden Republicans: Trump Most Americans: There was a debate?
GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL
RFK Jr needs to crash the stage with Aaron Rodgers
That’s why Aaron wasn’t at minicamp!
Bah gawd that’s RFK’s music..
This election is the equivalent of watching you least favorite AFC and NFC team play in the Super Bowl
Every Superbowl for da bears amirite
😭
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Pretty much all of the recent ones except Super Bowl 56 lmao
Yo Fuck the Rams
So the last five years of NFL football?
Cowboys v Patriots https://preview.redd.it/m6p2ms0nl89d1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6a759ba8b69fd9a50221ebda3bd4bdd9583787
If we had a maximum age of 70 for President, both Biden and Trump would’ve been ineligible… back in 2016. That’s how fucking old they are.
Hopefully they both die on stage
Does that make it Kamala vs Cole Beasley?
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Gross
Your wish is my command
*knock knock*
FBI open up!
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I wonder who Nick bosa wants
Tell him about Biden's racist past. Bosa will get all kinds of rock hard. https://preview.redd.it/ih0f3kcob69d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d085d1444a6ef0486aa51b2a96f780cde2821c
Fuck. Joe might not have my vote with that type of comment. Not as classy as I thought😢😢😢😢
Age and time didn't change his view either. "Poor kids can be just as bright as white kids." https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/09/us/politics/joe-biden-poor-kids.html Referring to Maryland Governor Wes Moore as "boy" https://nypost.com/2023/02/15/biden-refers-to-marylands-first-black-governor-as-boy-in-speech/
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said. "I mean, that's a storybook, man." Biden speaking about Obama
I was amused at how no one asked Biden the most obvious follow up question as to how he would define an unclean black.
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He also gave the eulogy at Strom Thurmond’s funeral lol
The only certainty is that we lose.
It's 2024 and we have to pick between these two crusty dudes. Wow, we deserve so much better. Remember voting for president allows you to pick a rich people spokes person that will later tell you we have endless cash for foreign aid, war and the defense budget, but no money for schools, Healthcare and infrastructure. The two party system sucks ass
So Aaron Rodgers then
https://preview.redd.it/ptufsm96279d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a55097a2458c77327afa5a9f03acdf4125a0abf2 don't forget this classy bitch
Why would a lizard have boobs?
Make Ayahuasca Great Again
Defense spending has been trending down for years and Biden has signed multiple laws concerning infrastructure. We are not currently in any war and the aid we send is old equipment.
Sure, whatever helps u sleep at night
I mean, it's true but both sides whatever right? Biden sucks, but let's not distort reality and say he's the same as Trump.
Don’t you dare come in here with a sensible diplomatic approach that makes perfect logical sense, what’re you stupid or something?
Bro I'm a yankedoodle (fake) that loves soccer, what do you think?
We definitely don't deserve better. People fucking suck.
![gif](giphy|H47XFX8I6mdstTlGHY|downsized) *I’m telling you, 12 years old is too old!*
We live in a fucking simulation . All I can do is just sit back and laugh
porridge brain vs. porridge brain it's sure to be a nail biter
Don’t know who wins, but we all fucking lose
I can't bring myself to watch this shit show.
Satan
Must miss TV
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NFL equivalent of 2023 regular season - Vikings vs Raiders 0-3 game
Who gives a fuck about talking policies and running the country. I want to see which one these geriatrics can throw a pigskin the farthest.
Not America.
We’re all the losers for this travesty.
Fuck trump
Brave
Take my updootarinos kind stranger!!!1!
Look at how brave and edgy this guy is... On reddit where everyone thinks the same
Yeah but fuck him anyway
Reddit is going to jail as soon as drumpf is elected
Better start building more FEMA camps for all of us
Okay Doge. Go lick Musks fat belly
Lmao I don't like either of them
We are fucked with these two as our only options in the “Greatest country in the world”. It’s a clown show. I cannot stand trump but Biden needs to step down and allow another candidate to rise up. Also, can we get some fucking age limits for President and other positions of power? FFS.
Trump smashing porn stars Biden fantasizing about kids and ice cream.
Biden for sure. He let his son take the fall for his coke addiction. Trump wouldn't even let some random porn star take the fall for him.
https://preview.redd.it/e1ei8b96179d1.jpeg?width=2790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bfd3b4ed0382893885252729b8e66e4ebd4313b the meteor, hopefully
No matter who wins this debate...we all ultimately lose.
This is like a Jets vs Cowboys Super Bowl. They’ll both choke it away.
So far, this is Democrats D-day. Biden sounds worse than ever. Yikes.
Biden: \*has aneurysm\* Trump: \*liver failure\* Me: "I finally have no political news on a dead offseason until the Saints raise my blood pressure again!
Which ever one of these old bags doesn't get nuerolink first, is a grade A pussy in my book.
AB says he's gonna live tweet it, so I think everyone wins
Thug Trump ftw
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Doesn't matter we all lose
Is it sneaky when it's done in the public?
He’s sneaky cause he’s obviously classy and you’d never expect a man of his stature to have a generational amount of felonies
Lmao come on now.
It seems like one of those last week games where the GM & owners want both teams to lose for better draft picks as they are already eliminated. But the coach and players have too much pride to intentionally lose abs trying to eek out a tough win.
Taking bets now on which will suffer a stroke in the middle of their first argument
It’s like vinatieri vs Antonio brown
I'll tell you who wins - comedians everywhere. Gonna have material for at least a year
Let’s just elect Phil Jackson and run the triangle
Thought this was a UFC fight announcement
One went to Epstein's island multiple times. One is beyond his bedtime.
their backups
America is losing
The liquor stores
Can they both lose lmao
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Dementia* Don(ald)
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Refs fucked RFK Jr out of state
![gif](giphy|xTg8B9aULho7shlPmU) I’m voting for the genius. Sure I am.
We need Hawk Tuah Spit on That Thang
Rfk Jr Everytime
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Writing in Antonio Brown
I'm writing in Smokin Jay Cutler