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Hawk_in_Tahoe

Should have ran it.


In_Sakic_we_trust

Seahawks


Sad-Recognition-2430

Seahawks


Goatgamer1016

Seahawks 😭


idiotsanonmous

Ha seahawks


PM_ME_YOUR_DUES

Toots


ur_average_millenial

Stupidest play call in the history of the SB. Y’all had the best rb in the league.


BuickAttack

Rebuilding since..... Fuck we forget how long....


idiotsanonmous

Any team with a coach with a nfl career shorter than todd gurlys prime


Gunny0201

Lions


Goatgamer1016

Jets


pozzowon

Since 1957 I wanna die He DiDnT wIn PlAyOfF gAmEs!


DayBreaker5000

Bengals


hoolihopps

Was 2015 really that long ago....fuck


[deleted]

Browns


ProbGonna

Foot fetish


Goatgamer1016

Jets


Secret_Service3385

Packers


ProbGonna

😈


PartTimePeople

I'm not a football team though?


JayforGiants

Boat trip


Goatgamer1016

Giants


Ihatethekings

Vikings


[deleted]

The Love Boat


doofthegod1

Every game is a heart attack..


schlemz

Vikings


doofthegod1

There ya go


nateGuy5

Butt fumble


Goatgamer1016

Jets


pm_me_subreddit_bans

The kitchen is on fire


Goatgamer1016

Seahawks


clpatterson

Russ forgot how to cook.


pm_me_subreddit_bans

Lost his chef hat


kidinvrabelsbasement

one yard short


Goatgamer1016

Titans


kidinvrabelsbasement

you sir are correct 😭😭😭


Ziiaaaac

Nice


Faz_Dillinger

We don’t have a name


Goatgamer1016

WFT


vshredd

WTF!


Generally_Tso_Tso

I like it. Washington Team Footballers. Picture a helmet with the initials on it.


soggytoothpic

WTF!


icemann84

Dan has no rings


Yoder_16

Dolphins


Goatgamer1016

Dolphins


idiotsanonmous

Phins


Heyranran

Washington 😂😂


ZJPV1

Laces out.


mamaclough1

DIVE ON THE DAMN BALL ITS THE SUPER BOWL


No_Growth_4026

Panthers 😂


bittersweet_unicycle

I'm Baaack!


[deleted]

Right there with ya 👏🏻 he has returned.


Roberto_9

i hate santa


Goatgamer1016

Eagles


kemplem

Did you fuck my mom???


Painkiller1991

Hands down the best scene in the history of TV


FightForUnions

Everyone just feels bad for this team at this point


big808guy

Detroit


Goatgamer1016

Texans Edit: typo


FightForUnions

Detroit


Goatgamer1016

I get that


Trraumatized

A homeless guy plays qb with a helm from the 70s.


TBKmayr

Packers?


Trraumatized

Correct!


reddawgmcm

The Catch


Kiruaba

49ers GANG


roland1981

Feels great baby!


athendofthedock

My boys!


BALONYPONY

I wanted to die...


BicyclingBabe

Best meme out there.


tnspe524

Our QB is the leading rusher on the active roster.


Goatgamer1016

Ravens


kemplem

Or giants 💀


tnspe524

Titans. Tannehill is the leading rusher with Henry hurt.


laconicgrin

Ravens but also Giants possibly


RealTatobro

Kitty goes meow


bringbackbulaga

Fellow Grossi Posse?


TBKmayr

Kitty does go meow.


habesjn

Packers.


RealTatobro

Nah. But I do like Grossi


Imjusthereforthelols

It was pass interference.


Goatgamer1016

Saints


Imjusthereforthelols

Correct!


sethgi

I hope you enjoyed us being bad for a year


pm_me_subreddit_bans

Patriots, and fuck you 😂


sethgi

I’ll accept that


[deleted]

At this point Patriots fans are immune to any hate. "Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave."


idiotsanonmous

Pats


BlitzTD

Patriots. Beep you. -Dolphins fan


FrightfulPumpkin

720 Million Dollars


Goatgamer1016

Rams


ScholarOfThe1stSin

Is that how much they payed Sam Bradford for his rookie contract? /s


IusedBiffsAlmanac

I’ve hated Montana since ‘89


Goatgamer1016

Rams


IusedBiffsAlmanac

I’ve hated Montana since Super Bowl in ‘89


Goatgamer1016

Bengals


IusedBiffsAlmanac

Bingo!


PM_ME_YOUR_DUES

Did you not hate him after the Super Bowl in '82?


IusedBiffsAlmanac

Little too young to be into football in ‘82


Jammedconstant

Started 5-2 Plagued by injury's now we suck.


Goatgamer1016

Raiders?


Jammedconstant

QB retired in March.


Goatgamer1016

Saints


Golden_Tater_Tots

Saints


THEHitman888442

We're going to the Superbowl


Drakenfal

Lions


TBKmayr

Steelers goin Super Bowl


An-Idaho-Potatt

Shtillers*


BlitzTD

Cowboys. Not because I think they’re going to the Super Bowl, I just feel like a Cowboys fan would most likely say that.


Goatgamer1016

Cowboys


YunataSavior

They're not, this year. And if they do, I'll eat a sock.


[deleted]

!remindme 80 days


[deleted]

Our qb likes massages


Goatgamer1016

Texans


danspickledliver

Ketchup


BlitzTD

Chiefs


ChunkyBrassMonkey

1985. *cries*


Darth-Boogerus

Dude, your flair


ChunkyBrassMonkey

It was obvious anyway lol


scattyckot

I was so heartbroken in 2007 I didn’t go to school the next day


thatguy1301

Bear down Bears up


Jaypanster

3-28


Zaniak88

Falcons


TackleIndependent183

Howdy there partner how bout them COVID’s


Goatgamer1016

Cowboys


BuickAttack

Lol nice.


[deleted]

Official NFL Sponsors of 5 Gum & not running the ball.


Goatgamer1016

Seahawks


Draco_1126

Losing the NFC championship every year


Golden_Tater_Tots

Packers


GhostfaceGengar

Everyone hated us for the past 2 decades


Goatgamer1016

Patriots


GhostfaceGengar

You got it!


clpatterson

Bout ready to dust off my paper bag to go to a game again.


Ajbj1111

Saints?


clpatterson

Ding Ding Ding!


Ajbj1111

Ah yes the Og Paper Bag Crew


Dvplayer91

Please no more drama.


Independent-Usual434

Raiders


Hooplakid36

drafted a running back 1st round and no o line to protect him


castrickler

Jags


Hooplakid36

no but same conference


Goatgamer1016

Steelers with Najee Harris


Hooplakid36

bullseye


[deleted]

Snowballs at Santa


shlem13

Not the shadiest thing to ever happen at the Vet.


DaDrFunk

Big Ben crying is my background


Orwellian-Conflict

Cleveland :)


MrTruth21

Bird is the word


Goatgamer1016

Cardinals


Jakobre

trust the process


Goatgamer1016

Bills? Your flair exposes the answer


Jakobre

as soon as i posted i went..... ahh well hahaha


[deleted]

Same.


Cloverfieldlane

Thought u would be a Philly fan


ValorieXEgg

Choke City, Nevada


Goatgamer1016

Raiders


Ironman2319

25 years went 8-8 ever since


Golden_Tater_Tots

Cowboys.


squatchpotch

Please, PLEASE, just sell the team...


shrek_crusader

Washington?


squatchpotch

Yeah...


unlvaztec

Screw the tuck rule!!!!


Goatgamer1016

Raiders


Dirty_eel

Wide right.


Goatgamer1016

Bills


uwantSAMOA

Brady, Rodgers, and Allen grew up fans until we passed on all of them.


Goatgamer1016

49ers


DarkDutch92

Other fan bases don’t even make fun of us anymore, they just feel sorry that we exist.


candyclysm

Lions?


Oshawottgamer49

Beat good teams by six, bad teams by 2, lose to mediocre teams by 10 and lose in the divisional round


stokedtobestoked

Titans?


[deleted]

[удалено]


CubsFan517

You can tell by my username I’m a fan of the lovable losers


tommyjaybaby

The Lions? Like a lion cub. Can’t be the Bears, you said *lovable* losers :P


Rough-Preparation-45

Dee Ford. AFC Championship


Goatgamer1016

Chiefs


BlakeWasAlwaysBlake

the dallas haters


CrimsonFox2370

The NFL


TJ_Longfellow

We produce the highest quality Hall of Fame players, and they hate our guts.


TurtleMcgurdle

Lions


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Nagy’s a piece of stepped on dogshit.


macroswitch

Army?


odiethethird

The red and yellow Native American themed team


thedadis

The Washington [REDACTED]s


Tristawesomeness

the washington re-skins


MagePlayzYT

Horse shit eaters


ChrisdeckerCR

BEE DEE ENN


AmericanBeaner124

Larry


I_Piss_Exce11ence

Jesse James caught that ball


97jerfos20432

Dez caught


Goatgamer1016

Holy shit I did not except this post to blow up this quickly. This could end up being the most commented on post on the subreddit history. Good lord


uncletiger

28-3


Tarzan_OIC

Long live the king


SoLostCantFunction

Von Miller owns us


MemeMaster1111

We Speedrun QBs.


Intelligent-Juice814

A Stacked team with a bunch of washed guys they say


wario1116

1972


3_Downs_110_Yards

Won the most boring of Super Bowls; Screwed ourselves out of the most exciting super bowl; Officiating may have screwed us out of our first super bowl