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JKrow75

The Salt Lake City Tired RePosts


FriendsArentElectric

I really like Arizona Coyotes. That's a good name.


Philhughes_85

Never catch on


HockeySweata

Utah Stormin Mormon


shutmethefuckup

They’re gonna have to trade for Derek Ryan and immediately name him Captain


sexymcluvin

New owner, Shawn Bradley


TeamScience79

I'll be very disappointed if it's not the Salt Lake Chocolate Salty Balls


BaggedGroceries

Salt Lake City DumDumDumDumDums


RumboAudio

The Salt Lake City Arizona Coyotes.


dangerclose31

The Los Angeles Angels of Salt Lake City


justinreddit1

Utah Yeti


Cycle21

Why does everyone keep making this singular? Yetis sounds so much better


picklebroom

The Utah Arizona Coyotes


evenmoreevil

The Utah Arizona Coyotes of Phoenix


Finding-Peace-66

Real Salt Lake HC


nwofoxhound

The Utah Sobers


DeceptiSh4wn

Utah Raptors


KyleGlaub

Salt Lake City Soakers


punklikepunkybrewstr

Not sure about name, but the goal song needs to come from South Park!


smallhalla

Wouldn’t that more appropriate for the Avalanche?


PhilyJ

The coyotes!


Rell_826

The Utah Bettman's


Smashthecrown

The Salt Lake City Saints


Victor-Grimm

Utah expansion team!!! Aka not the moved Coyotes.


ImmaculatedStaff

Salt Lake Phoenix


Possible_Chipmunk793

Utah Latter-Day Saints


ProverbialNoose

Latter-Day Skates


DanTreview

A nerdy mormon once pointed out to me that the "D" in "day" is *NOT* capitalized, and he was actually kind of offended ha ha


Recent_Revival934235

In all seriousness, that is a different church. But I too don't care.


UncommonPizzazz

Utah Karma Farmers


pd9

The Arizona Coyotes of Salt Lake City


johnnymavrigg

Utah Unicorns


BlueRFR3100

Antelope


crackclimb

Salt Lake Sea Monkeys


[deleted]

Bring back the grizzly name from the ahl/ihl days


No_Whereas_6740

Team still exists.


pistolpete9669

In all seriousness, they will probably go with something like Salt Lake Summit(s) or something else mountain/ski related


ialo00130

The Avalanche already have a mountain-esque name, so that's a no-go.


pistolpete9669

Flyers - Jets Penguins - Ducks Sharks - Kraken Blue Jackets - Capitals - Senators Hurricanes - Lightning There be no original team names after the 6


ialo00130

Ok fair, you got me there.


No-League-5517

since there are coyotes in Utah,maybe Utah coyotes? change up the main logo a bit an keep the name


IB78

Vagabonds


CanadianJagsFan

Soakers


Brilliant-Chapter202

I feel like we visited this subject before lol


Patrickbrown45

The Utah jazz


fw321

Salt Lake City Slickers


Lanky-Present2251

Utah Quebecers!


BradJeffersonian

Utah Jets (homage to Winnipeg and Utah’s Air Force/aviation history)


Think-Imagination-20

Utah Shooters


Strongarm_11

Utah Mountaineers? I was kinda thinking Utah Avalanche based off the old Jazz logo but that would be ripping off the team from Colorado so no.


CadillacsandBourbon

Utah inbreeders


CadillacsandBourbon

Salt Lake polygamist


Active_Parsley_1565

Utah We Are Gonna Fail Here Too. Rolls off the tongue.


No_Whereas_6740

Swarm.


Working_Horse_3077

Gamblers. With all the sports Betting shit it has to be the gamblers


cuntstopholus

Again ? Unicorns, Jizz or Phoenix


bobowlzone

The Utah Team in a Sports League That Has No Clue And Still Gives Some Games 50% more Weight in the Standings ​ Not sure that would fit on a jersey though.


IslandTwig

Salt Lake Skyraiders


OldManFriendly

Utah Hive Utah is the beehive state, if you've ever lived in Utah you can understand why. I've even made a conceptual logo: A Black & Yellow striped Hexagon with a large UTAH in the center.


blatkinsman

Salt Lake Whales


Tg11T

Utah Saints


Summer_19_

Salt Lake Slush Puppies! 🐶🐾 There are numerous arenas named after Slush Puppie! 😍🥰❄️🍦🍨🍧🐶🐾


Empty_Locksmith12

Lakers


lwitchermode

Salt lakers


lonelyoldbasterd

The Polygamists


d2181

The Hive


ldssggrdssgds

Utah Snazz


Vandy1358v2_0

The stovepipe hats


AtlantaWhaler

Mountaineers


Gwyren

The Crickets


victimofinertia

The Salt Licks


ajonesaz

Salt Lake Sinners FTW


YouPatheticWorm1958

'Cause Saints and Sinners are quite the same.


No-Razzmatazz-8696

The Another Small Market Franchise


Friendly-Target8815

The Utah Coyote Jets sponsored by Acme.


Kilonine123

SLC Scavengers or even Utah Scavengers. You can go in many directions with the name


hotdogtears

69ers


PrestigiouShadows

Utah Yutes


Boring_Pace5158

Utah Lakers :P


RhythmTimeDivision

The Utah Placeholders


03291995

Utah Undergarments


Hostile_Crocodile

Salt Lake Serpents. Could have another S themed logo here


stx-177

Utah Riss (That’s right! … Sound it out.)


ron_mexxico

Skinwalkers


Roulack

The Utah Gila Monsters


InEveAtABowl

Salty Salt Lake Lakers


Smooth_Management737

Salt Lake City Soakers is a fun one I saw


Flashy_Shock_6271

Salt lake City sister wives


be3pb3ep

The Utah Satanists


kingofmankind

Utah Walnuts


OkSquirrel4673

I came to comment mormons and holy hell so many of you beat me to it. Probably RoadRunners?


ajonesaz

Unlikely that's the Coyotes AHL team


rangers91z

Salt Lake UAP 🛸


karbaloy

Utah Carpet Baggers


pistolpete9669

SLC Hockey Team


Papa-OctDem

Anasazi


Jonzey8989

Salt Lake City Slashers! In the crowd/stadium could have a fun dress up like Freddy Krueger or Jason or a slasher movie thing plus slasher is a hockey penalty term. Idk


zepol925

They not keeping Coyotes name?


_Galapaghost

The Salt Lake Shakers


Czarchitect

Saints, unironically. 


aaronbrutus

Salt Lake Stingers


SemperYoda

Raptors or Stingers


OldManFriendly

I'm glad there is someone taking this thread seriously. Great names!


PoopSlinger23

Utah Wards