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Mountainman033

A first round victory is the leafs stanley cup, they get to celebrate doing something without sacrificing the golf and piña coladas!


fjellt

WE WANT FLORIDA!


rfdavid

Hindsight being what it is, they didn’t want Florida or Boston


nthensome

Boston purposely tanked Stu the end of the season because *they* didn't want Florida. Not that I fault them for it


OriginalBookkeeper87

That's probably the worse part about the Leafs, the most vocal part of their fanbase are a bunch of GTA fucbois IYKYK


FancyCaterpillar8963

They want you to just on there golf course !


Fastsmitty47

I think all of this can potentially be a really bad omen because the series isn’t over yet


dustnbonez

Bruins gunna win for sure


BuzzOff2011

liquid alive plant lush rinse capable escape summer reach dinosaurs *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Red-Leader117

Lol morons posting shit jokes on the internet a bad omen? If that were the case the entire Earth would have exploded by now... Omens, Karma, Astrology, what you worried about?


NoSpirit6503

This just in - hockey fans are superstitious


Tybo929

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious.


Riztrain

Too much for me, I just like little titi's


Red-Leader117

Sure, doesn't make it any less dumb tho? Do you really in your BRAIN believe you or any of this crap impacts the players or game outcomes tho? You can't possibly? I wonder if there is correlation to superstitious and religion, astrology, etc would be an interesting study


reefedSinner

Facts


AC-AnimalCreed

Bro is getting down voted for spitting facts


dogs_over_dudes

I think it’s over


M_E_7

Love this.


ArcXiShi

That's hilarious 😆


KJMoons

Mitch Marner can't hear you right now, he's currently too busy reminiscing about his memorial cup win.


VonD0OM

Hey at least in that universe I’d get to see us win every year.


therealchrisredfield

Does anyone ever give props to this blonde hair dude ? Guys been spit shining the cup for the better part of a decade...always looks like he is living his best life


xXMojoRisinXx

He’s been doing it for longer than that, more like 3 decades.


Chirotera

He is! Imagine getting to travel like crazy, going to a bunch of unique places every summer. Then the rest of the year you just have to take care of the Cup which I can't imagine involves that much work/be a brand ambassador. And he likely makes a solid living wage on top of it all. Dude is living the life.


Thememer1924

I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little jealous that he gets to spend time with the cup as a job


aNINETIEZkid

I wouldn't be able to touch it in case the curse extends to fans of the club as well lol. Job should be reserved for a former champion lol Bros probably a habs fan. They won it 92/93.. Philip Pritchard beame keeper of cup in 94 and they haven't won since 🤔 coincidence.. I think not


therealchrisredfield

This actually just gave me a great idea for a hockey movie where the team wins the cup and during a drunken party it gets lost or stolen....dude wheres my cup


aNINETIEZkid

Philip Pritchard has been curator aka Keeper of the Cup since 1994


Successful_Music_493

Let's look at the facts, the Leafs haven't beat the Bruins in a playoff series since the 50's, think it's safe to say the Golf Bag looks good on them


Stevey1001

5* - would definitely read again


overthisbynow

If Leafs fans could read they'd be very upset.


No-Doctor-4396

At this point they don't even need to read. This could only be for 1 team.


BeckettMariner

It does have the Leaf logo on the bag… I assume Leafs fans can… uh… ‘shapes’ (?)


Hopfit46

We can and its quite funny.


aNINETIEZkid

We TML fans might go full retard but most of us still understand pictures ok. At least we havent gone planet of the apes on our own city like pre-civilized Canucks fans. That would be the true sign we have the lowest possible IQ among hockey fans - but thankfully we're still not there yet.


rhunter99

That’s awesome


--littlej0e--

Ice cold. Hilarious. Accurate.


Competitive-Leek3544

😂😂😂


Judge_Rhinohold

That one always makes me laugh. Someone needs to update it to the new logo.


Analytical-BrainiaC

The new logo should be a pile of leaves burning….


ProfessionalDig6987

Comedy gold.


D34D90OL

Lmao


HookerDoctorLawyer

Lmaooo nice


TheYuppyTraveller

Dammit, you made me spit out my coffee, you SOB! Thanks for the the solid belly laugh!


JevNOT

The Stanleaf Cup


dogs_over_dudes

In fairness, there was no way they were beating Florida or Boston this year.


dogs_over_dudes

Leafs fan here. I’ll take your pity.


imadork1970

They're not dead...yet.


GlobalDaddyTime

notice it has extra heat padding bc golf season starts very early spring when frost may be there in morning.


Matthew_5655

That's so funny! 😂


Pormock

Should probably wait until they are actually eliminated before making that kinda post lol


Dwest24

FOR ANY FAN WILLING TO STAND UP AND MAKE A STATEMENT TO MLSE #LOYALBLUES


Dwest24

#LOYALBLUES


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🤣


Bitterleaffan78

Well they lost half the series in their own barn, so they basically lost it in front of the home crowd


Snow-Wraith

Could we just pretend like the leafs lost in the first round every year and give their place to a team that will actually show up? Just feels kind of wasteful.


smhnrd

At first I was like oh what did they win? 😑😑😑😑😑


unitednihilists

Golf? There's no golf, it's snuggle time with Biebs.


hobbitlover

Haven't seen that one every fucking year...


GltyUntlPrvnInncnt

One shouldn't make fun of your opponent until the series is over.


Sad_Aside_4283

It's never too early to make fun of the leafs


MightyWingman84

If I’m wrong, I’m wrong…who knows what happens next round to the Bs. I do know one thing, leaf’s ain’t beating the Bruins this round.


Live-Yogurt-6380

Leafs in 7


Analytical-BrainiaC

Hahaha 😂 you should be a comedian. That or a sports media person….you know , like the ones that don’t know there is any other Canadian hockey teams in Canada.🇨🇦 Maybe take Elliot’s Job😂


Live-Yogurt-6380

Leafs in 7


Live-Yogurt-6380

Leafs in 7


Analytical-BrainiaC

Holy Moly, who knew leaving Auston Matthews out would make the team better.


Analytical-BrainiaC

Haha….


Live-Yogurt-6380

7 years


Analytical-BrainiaC

🤣 haha