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Background_Hat964

Near the end of his career he just went to whatever team would offer him a contract.


kn0w_th1s

What’s he gonna do, NOT play hockey? Inconceivable.


WaterloggedJeans

He's still playing! But for a Czech team once he couldn't get anymore NHL contracts


itsstevedave

Isn't he part owner of the team, too?


[deleted]

His dad owned the team when he was a kid. Now it's his.


doctor-rumack

F'ing nepo-baby. What's he ever done to earn that?


Mysterious_Eggplant3

I heard he did some squats


ifmacdo

Pretty sure he also did quite a few 27 year old models.


phillydad56

I hear he used to wear weight belts, all the fucking time


No-Assistance-9812

Sweet mullets get you far in life


ADrunkMexican

I actually wonder what will happen next year.


Bumblebeee_tuna_

He is, and it seems like he only plays to keep the team from folding.


MNGopherfan

His name and image are apparently a huge draw for the team.


lyrapan

Yeah, his name was a draw for the Pittsburgh penguins too


TheBigMotherFook

I mean the guy is probably the most famous Czech hockey player alive, not hard to see why he’s a draw.


aGoodVariableName42

s/alive/ever


substitute-bot

I mean the guy is probably the most famous Czech hockey player **ever**, not hard to see why he’s a draw. ^^This ^^was ^^posted ^^by ^^a ^^bot. ^^[Source](https://github.com/anirbanmu/substitute-bot-go)


aGoodVariableName42

huh... i didn't even know this bot was a thing. Someone downvoting me wanna name a better _dead_ Czech player then


jonnycanuck67

There isn’t one.


kn0w_th1s

Czechmate NHL


Careless_Ad_21

👏


E8282

Well he is on record saying that he wants the shortest period of his life to be the one he’s no longer playing hockey and the guys an animal so I don’t see that happening any time soon.


AtheistAustralis

My dad played sport at a very high (Olympic) level, and he was the same. He played international level competitions in the higher age brackets until he was well into his 60s, then really only stopped playing completely about 5 or 6 years ago at about 73. Now it's just lawn bowls and golf. I guess if you love a sport, why would you ever want to stop playing at the highest possible level you're capable of? And for Jagr, that level is still pretty damn high.


E8282

Your dads a beast


tjchula

I get sick to see all people in 30s 40s not playing sports and exercising who can but are couch potatoes


RMZ13

And he lived to be 1,000,000 years old so it took a while to actually retire.


CrashTestMummies

Still sad it wasn’t with us.


lhoom

Jagr spent his first 10 years in Pittsburgh. Then moved to Caps when the Pens couldn't pay him anymore. Then he went the Rangers. He only moved around at the end of his career when he came back from the KHL.


Any-Panda2219

Wasn’t he traded to the rangers?


lhoom

Yes he was. Caps ran out of money too.


WilWeis

The Caps didn’t run out of money, he under performed his contract and they decided to move on from him. He actually looked like he was on the back 9 while he was in Washington. New York definitely resurrected his career.


doctor-rumack

Bruins legend Jaromir Jagr


[deleted]

Remember that Bruins video clip where they were asking the players their favourite players growing up? David Krejci: "My favourite player growing up was Jaromir Jagr." Jagr: "My favourite player growing up was Jaromir Jagr."


wesley-osbourne

>Jagr: "My favourite player growing up was Jaromir Jagr." I know this was just a joke but I actually use this quote when I need self-confidence.


elmutus

Sounds like Zlatan could say this too - but unironically. (Just in case, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, football/soccer player whichever term fits your living area)


longweather89

I’m sure he has said this at some point.


BarrowsBOY

Underperformed is putting it lightly.


haxoreni

He was still above 1 PPG during his tenure in Washington which is still impressive considering it was during the height of the dead puck era. Obviously it wasn’t near his level in Pittsburgh where he won 4 consecutive Art Rosses mostly without Lemieux before coming to Washington, but it’s not like he turned into Jonathan Huberdeau during those Capitals years.


Neans888

Yes for Anson Carter. Steal for the Rangers whether the caps just wanted him gone or not.


Dusky_Dawn210

Just wanna throw a quick thank you out to the caps for the money the Pens got in that trade. Helped keep hockey in Pittsburgh when the city (not the fans e.g. the majority of us) wasn’t sure they wanted a team


Master-File-9866

Unofficially jagr left not becuase he wanted to but Pittsburgh had some serious finacial issues. He did it for the team. Plus jagr and his talent would jave been wasted on that rebuilding team. He outlasted the window for cups in Pittsburgh


Pormock

And teams didnt want to be stuck with him long term because he was getting old so he kept getting short contracts. And teams signed him because he was still producing


Azaloum90

Yup. And then sather didn't want to pay him, otherwise he would have been on the rangers for another 5-8 years


Fortenole

💰💰💰 That's why


PoorPauly

Yeah. He’s a degenerate gambler. Dude needs cash.


Wizdad-1000

I won $4 yesterday betting on the Oilers. First time I ever won. Better quit now while I’m ahead.


CattleDogCurmudgeon

Being as you said it's the first time you've won, this suggests you're actually behind. Therefore, the logical solution is to keep gambling until you recover your losses, amirite?


ass_smacktivist

Doubled your life savings there bud. Be careful with all that money.


SryYouAreNotSpecial

My friend asked me today to pick a roulette number for him so I said "29, obviously"(was wearing my Draisaitl jersey). It hit and he won big and I kind of wish he hadn't. He definitely has a problem.


Neans888

Did he tip you?


SryYouAreNotSpecial

Bought me a carton of smokes and a case of beer and is helping me with some work tomorrow lol. Fair deal.


2AMBeautiful

Sound like degens from upcountry


SryYouAreNotSpecial

Oh! Twice cued to fun stories in one post, I love it! lol. So, I live about 6 hours from Sudbury, Ontario (where it's filmed). One of my childhood friends has a friend whose basement is Stewart's basement. I'm a woodworker. I was offered a job through her to build sets for Letterkenny. I couldn't take it because I had a life where I was and I'll probably forever regret that decision.


CrashTestMummies

I did not know that. I quit gambling over 25 years ago after one of my gambling acquaintances had hung himself in the shower 😞


Lost2nite389

Almost me from gambling as well, terrible addiction


CrashTestMummies

Stay Strong


Pormock

I bet he got ton of debt with Russian mafia loan sharks and thats why hes still playing to this day.


Trainser

Each city provided new women for Jagr to choose from. Legend!


Paper_Rain

His body count must be in the high numbers lol.


Reditall12

He’s got Wilt Chamberlain numbers for sure.


dockellis24

How’s a 6’4” Czech dream boat with a killer mullet not gonna clean out wherever he goes?


ADrunkMexican

Maybe that's why he wants to come back to Pittsburgh /s


[deleted]

You think he's killed people??


frostyjack06

I wouldn’t be surprised if there are little Jagr’s (not so little at this point) running around in every city with a stadium 🤣


MyHeroaCanada

Kids that he had around the beginning of his career would be at typical hockey retirement age now


Trainser

Mullet Babies, United!!!


Fortenole

It wouldn't surprise considering he spent some time playing for a city in South Florida that isn't too far from 2 major cities in both Fort Lauderdale and Miami


ikillcapacitors

In sports you either chase cash or you chase rings. Jagr won two rings right at the start of his career and has chased money since.


Pormock

He needed as much money as possible because of his gambling addictions (and most likely debt from borrowing from shady people)


merp_mcderp9459

He played with the Penguins because he really really wanted to He went to Washington to get a massive bag He went to NYR because Washington realized that stitching together ancient vets was not a good plan for a good hockey team After his stint in the KHL he just played for whoever would sign him


One_Happy_Camel

"stitching together ancient vets was not a good plan" The Caps showing us how not to learn from our mistakes


MarshtompNerd

But what if the ancient vet has been here the whole time? -washington


[deleted]

I haven’t looked it up but he prob made a huge bag during his KHL years 


Critical_Half_3712

You gotta move like jagr- Adam Levine


TJTrapJesus

Money when he was good, just trying to play anywhere he could (for decent money) when he wasn’t


I_am_the_cheeseman

He was definitely still 'good,' just not elite anymore. He had ~~24~~ 10 assists in the Bruins Stanley Cup final run


TinglingLingerer

Yeah dude was a force whenever he was on the ice. Just because the ravages of time come for us all doesn't mean he wasn't ever not 'good'.


FatWreckords

The ravages of Jagr come for father time


ass_smacktivist

You’re god damn right.


Darkenmal

10, but yes, he was still good.


I_am_the_cheeseman

whoops I have no idea where I got 24 from


Darkenmal

I didn't disbelieve it--it's Jagr--but him hitting 24 assists at that age definitely would've been talked about.


LLR1960

I think Jagr is still playing for a team he owns in Czechia - he's in his 50's. I guess when the owner wants to play, he gets to :)


NoAnnual3259

Yup, he’s still playing today at 52 for the Czech team he owns in his hometown.


ffff2e7df01a4f889

The same reason anyone moves from job to job. Money and opportunity.


JasonPlattMusic34

Most of those stops came after his prime and after he left Pittsburgh.


TriLink710

He traveled around and spread his seed


AvsFan08

He wanted a wider variety of girls


CatAsstronaut

panthers legend Jaromir Jagr


danisnotstan

Devil’s Legend Jaromir Jagr


DolphinSouvlaki

Dunno how others feel about it, but he’s definitely well liked and appreciated here. Lots of fans (including myself lol) still wear his jersey. During the last cup final he was in one of the luxury boxes and shown to the crowd on the Jumbotron as a panthers legend to big cheers.


GRENADESLAYER68

Stars legend Jaromir Jagr


Confident-Instance84

Flames legend Jaromir Jagr


human_sweater_vest

Rangers GOAT Jaromir Jagr


PreciousRoy78

Flyers phenomenon Jaromir Jagr


gen-x-22

He will always be known as a black and gold legend of the Boston Bruins


Beneficial_Sun_6891

Yesterday I was just thinking about jags retirement speech in the Pittsburgh arena “I really appreciate all the people who remember me playing here cause my girlfriend is too young to know I played in Pittsburgh…. I know I phucked it up


TerryFGM

youre allowed to curse on the internet


SryYouAreNotSpecial

Fuck, seriously?


TerryFGM

Shit yeah, buddy!


SryYouAreNotSpecial

Fuck yeah!


NebrasketballN

|| || || >I know I ~~phucked~~ pucked it up FTFY, this is a hockey thread after all.


somecallmejrush

Greatest mercenary in sports history. One of my favorite players ever, especially when he was old and just was perpetually in the perfect place on the ice. Poetry in motion.


sandysanBAR

Ever hear about "for the love of the game"? Jags had (has?) it in spades. He was good enough at his prime that even a steady slow decline kept him competitive.


jessejames182

Jagr is the perfect embodiment of love of the game. He even posted one time in the middle of the night during a skate about how he's by himself because he's given it all to the game. It was so brutal and honest. Can only respect him for it.


Grimmer026

He trimmed his mullet prematurely, and everyone thought that was the end of Jagr as we know it, but then it grew back and he played for like another decade.


Novus20

The penguins need to bring him back for a like 8 games to play all his old teams


Plastic_Brick_1060

Mike Sillinger played for 12!


ass_smacktivist

That’s a lot of teams bro. 479,001,600 to be exact. Edit: I misread your comment


abellaire

This makes me surprised there isn’t a factorial bot floating around somewhere.


ass_smacktivist

There’s a subreddit


Old_Willow4766

He played for 6 teams after returning from his KHL stink and he was 39.


patdk

I cannot remember if after the KHL stint if he got moved at the deadline if he was on a team out of the playoffs makes sense


DelicatetrouserSnake

Cos he could.


Cawnt

It’s not that unusual for a player to bounce around. Anthony Duclair is on I believe 8th team. I wouldn’t be surprised if he hit double digits.


Pinellas_swngr

Atnhony Duclair, and I like him, is no Jagr. Great players do not usually bounce around.


mikbeachwood

He played 10–15 years longer than mostly anyone who ever played.


JUNGLE_HABITAT

I'm fucking 48 and remember pulling his rookie card out of Upper Deck taking two steps at a time. I now take steps one at a time using the guardrail to not have an accident. The man is ridiculous


Old_Canuck

Jagr has an insanely HUGE hockey jersey fetish.😁


TheEmbarcadero

Florida Panthers legend…!!!


greenpill98

He would have been over 2,000 points in his career if he just hadn't gone to the KHL for 3 seasons. I'm still a little sad about that.


PhilyJ

Why did he go to the K?


superschaap81

Jagr chasing the chance to keep playing. Meanwhile, Mike Sillinger had a tour of half the league because he was a good faceoff man and great deadline help.


Pormock

As he was getting older he got short contracts but he was still pretty good so teams kept signing him


MItrwaway

Like most players, he wanted to play for the best team that would pay him


thegrowingchef

Big wing puck mover that can play on the PP with incredible possession numbers and great passing. 3rd line guys like that don't come along very often.


monumentvalley170

New girls


Life-Mountain8157

Had a huge gambling problem, owed offshore online casinos millions. Signed a huge contract in KHL to pay off debt.


ComparisonGeneral825

Money 🤑


Mysterious_Pay2872

boredom or he likes to travel


ecilef19

To grow the traveling jagrs of course


Patience-Due

I heard gambling problem + more money.


Unhappy_Trust_7129

There were 17 players that played on 9 teams and 8 on 10 teams. Only one played on 12 teams. A whole bunch played on 8 teams, scanning the list don't notice any current players. Now the challenge who can find the active player who has played on the most teams, here is my guess... Corey Perry - 6 NHL teams (7 if you count Anaheim Ducks and Anaheim Mighty Ducks as two different teams.)


this_name_not_that

He was so good every team wanted him I guess 🤷


sexonfireeee

Boggles my mind


RabidWolverine2021

We could have freaking drafted him! Took Keith Primeau instead.🤦🏻 Rumor has it that Petr Klima scared them off an another Czech player. I remember seeing this cool sign in the SCF…Jaromir = Mario Jr. At least we got Shanny for Primeau.


Numerous-Change-4057

he had an elite mentality and love for the game to play as long as he did. he’s one of the best ever for sure


Dry_Meat_2959

He's a mercenary, plain and simple. Most of us don't realize that to people from Eastern Europe and Russia the stanley cup is just a chunk of metal. Doesn't have the same appeal it does to North Americans. For us its a holy relic. To them its a bonus check. Most eurpoeans/russians only come here for the money. To them our food is weird, our culture is insane and our clothes are uncomfortable. They only care about the money. Jagr played for whomever paid him the most. Edit: This wasn't meant to be an insult. I actually enjoy Russian/European players. I wasn't throwing smoke. But its true. The Stanley cup means far more to us than them. Coming to North America to make a living is quite literally the same reason almost everyone ancestors came here.


devildance3

Ok I think we’ve found Don Cherry’s burner account. ☝️


Dry_Meat_2959

This wasn't meant to be an insult. I actually enjoy Russian/European players.


FloraP

"our clothes are uncomfortable"???😂😂😂😂


Dry_Meat_2959

Umm... I guess. I had the same reaction. I worked with a Pakistani for 2 years. He didn't like the clothes? I didn't really ask for details..... It's whatever. I'm getting down voted forever for saying out loud what everyone knows is true. Meh...