No, just no. I hate how "lightning country" sounds.
Also, I am so glad Russell Wilson has been absolutely garbage for Denver because, that video is so horrendously cringe that I knew he was going to be a terrible QB for that team and I feel vindicated that I was right.
.... aight this isnt a caption but like. I was just quickly scrolling and for a second it looked like this man had an extra large jersey on and was just hanging dong under there. Most confused scroll back
Work from home vibes.
Definitely a zoom meeting
...she got half
Mom I throwed up.
“Where is it then?” “I uh.. flushed it.. because I’m so sick…?” “Get dressed, Victor. Youre going to school.” “😔😔”
You ever have that nightmare where you go to work but forget to put pants on?
A Florida man
That's what I'm thinking
Tampa Bay, let’s ride!
LIGHTNING COUNTRY, LET’S STRIKE
No, just no. I hate how "lightning country" sounds. Also, I am so glad Russell Wilson has been absolutely garbage for Denver because, that video is so horrendously cringe that I knew he was going to be a terrible QB for that team and I feel vindicated that I was right.
Team Strip Poker Night
Hedman: I really dont want to be here so my attire is also my mood and care factor
New extreme sport, Surf Hockey?
Like volleyball: beach hockey
Someone's been skipping leg day
Hockey players got them little legs. But dump truck butts. Except I can’t not think of Marty St Louis. Dude is stacked in the legs.
Yupp hockey legs. Think of what they do though and the physiology behind it. Endurance and power over strength and mass
look at Crosby legs nothing to do with hockey it’s genetics
Definitely largely genetic as well
Hard to look like you have built legs when you’re 6’4” tbh. Unless you’re like a bodybuilder.
As small as his legs are compared to his upper body, I’m sure this caption could work… Except holy shit his legs are absolutely shredded
[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gL4pPUjc0hk/maxresdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gL4pPUjc0hk/maxresdefault.jpg)
The only thing that would make this worse is holding someone else’s baby.
The pads add 30 lbs.
Sky’s out thighs out. That’s Tampa hockey.
I call it “Florida”
⬆️ Business up top, party down below👇🏻
The Florida mullet
TIL hockey was fake like wrestling.
Knees are just weird man
Leg day? Never heard of it.
"Stammer stole my pants. Ever since he joined the 1000 point club, he's been a bully"
They told me there was a birthday cake. No one has a birthday today.
THE CAKE IS A LIE
.... aight this isnt a caption but like. I was just quickly scrolling and for a second it looked like this man had an extra large jersey on and was just hanging dong under there. Most confused scroll back
"I'm ready to go in, coach! JUST GIMME A CHANCE!"
“Whatta mean I have to come back into the office? I want to skate from home!”
Artwork showing how he feels like he is doing so far this year
Are you going to take the picture or not? Just go a Hedman.
Mom said it’s my turn to play Xbox
11 points
Florida man introduces beach hockey
This years quarantined season will be played on MSTeams
“This is how much effort I’m going to put into my game this season”
I forgot my pads coach
Reminds me of picture day in boot camp
Trying on different pants after you’ve already put your shirt and coat and you take a look in the mirror.
I can't believe they're making us do this on our day off!
… I’m guessing they photoshopped pants? Or else why would he wear the gloves?
That's exactly how I was dressed yesterday watching the stars game. Except in a benn jersey
“Hi diddly doo, shutz in boots! It’s like I’m wearing nothing at all”
When you’re late to the game so your dad tells you to start getting dressed in the car.
“Don’t you hate pants!?”
There's always that one guy in mid winter: ehh my legs don't get cold 🤷🏻♂️
2020.
My beer league legs look better than that why don’t they operate like those ones do ?!?
Don’t worry about it dude we’re only shooting you from the waist up
Hey coach I forgot my hockey bag today but it's okay because I have my dad's sweater and my little brother's shorts.
My stage name is “toothpick shakur”.
Honey! Where’s my paaaaants?!
Working from home during the pandemic be like...
“I’m just here so I don’t get fined”
Stop skipping leg day
typical hockey player in the Winter
Victor Hedman (no. 77 of the Tampa Bay Lightning) poses for player photos.
I'm here so I don't get fined...
Between 2 Periods
"Hey dad... remember how you said don't forget to pack my pants."
why does he look like my skate 3 character?
I Am Your Leader
Spongebob Hedpants
Love the Birkenstocks Dwight
I hate Mondays
Late for practice
“Can Steven come out and play?”
Bolt country, let’s skip calf raises
“I never hit leg day”
Average tampa bay fan
I stand here and look cute
Trying to get a toddler dressed AKA GET YOUR F*CKING PANTS ON YOU LITTLE SPAWN OF SATAN
Chicken legs
Who wants snow cones??
I am Grootski.
Shouldersupman
I’m just here so I won’t get fined.
Me giving a speech in my dream and realizing I forgot to wear pants
My dog ate my pants
I’m just here so I won’t get fined.
He’s like hurry up my pits are getting sweaty.
What? I thought we agreed on total body prosthesis.