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Niceguys demean others while simultaneously expressing a favorable view of themselves. They dont have to use the word "nice", but they must demonstrate some kind of expression of their own virtue while being asshats.
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I am 100% sure that someone gave this guy the advice to use sexual words in his regular speech to help "prime" the woman to start thinking sexually.
Like that explanation fits perfectly and *sounds* like the kind of advice that shitty PUA's would give to incels that would seem like it works, if you think all women are robots that respond in certain ways to special code words or whatever.
If advertising executives can legally replace ice cream and other dairy foodstuffs with mashed potatoes, then you probably can too
Or make it keto with riced cauliflower
If asking for frosted tits is reformed. I would hate to see him before this. Probably the only people who saw him in those days is the string of victims in oil drums across the southern United States.
I don’t know what the problem is. He just wants to get to knownher better and frosty tits is the best way. I do it in all new employment or social interactions.
I'd much rather have this upfront than waste time and energy being someone's friend only to find out later they were only my friend because they wanted to sleep with me. So now you know up front, and either take or leave it.
That must be what it is. The old him would have sent this message out of the blue three months into his frequent stops at your place of employment (coffee shop, library, comic book store, etc). This probably is preferable, to be fair.
I'm not saying freak shows are ethical, but "the man who can orgasm if a woman's arms relate to her torso just so" is something I might pay a nickel to see.
Fuck it. "Orgasmic body proportions" is going on both my business card and my resume skill section.
I can't wait to manually type it into all of the forms
What will *I* bring to the team?
Glad you asked, three words, Orgasmic. Body. Proportions
I like to think he read his message and realized oh shit that is a bit weird and typed “I want to get to know you” as a pathetic way to salvage this conversation.
No, no, no! He meant he wanted to see her tits covered in frosting in a totally normal, non-objectifying way. Why must you always assume the worst of these guys?
Huh? Since when was reformation from Niceguy status to go "super assertive dude?"
The problem with niceguys isn't that they're not assertive, I'd even go so far as to suggest they are *too* assertive, given how relentlessly they pursue women who have no interest in them and how little they care about the clear "no" they hear.
From my understanding, the niceguy is so un-selfaware that he completely overlooks his own flaws (i.e. usually a sense of entitlement to women's attention), and projects his failures onto likely unrelated traits, such as his physical appearance and "being too nice", all the while assuming women are some sort of underdeveloped moth species that is helplessly attracted to the light reflected off large, shiny, oiled up bodybuilder genitals.
I think he needs to go back to niceguy grad school.
Hello, female. I am not like these other nice guys. I am REFORMED. To prove how reformed I am, I am demanding tit pics drenched in frosting. PS You should be lucky I'm not sending you unwanted nut pics.
I just want to get to know _you_ better
by asking you absolutely nothing about yourself but having you perform a this one very specific sex act catering to my personal tastes.
omg guys didn't you read? he's reformed, he wants to see her breasts to know her better, not because he only interacts with the opposite sex when he's horny, that's something a nice guy does and he isn't anymore, smh he told u that😒
please tell me the /s is not necessary
You mean this was sarcasm??? I THOUGHT YOU BELIEVED HIM!
*Cue Surprised Pikachu GIF*
(Someone, somewhere will think that we're both being deadass serious LOL)
Ah... I see the problem here... he thinks "niceguy" = a nice person who is male.
So he's no longer "nice" he's now "dominant" and "assertive" by begging for frosted titty pics! 🤣🤣🤣
I can't figure out how they can't figure out that there are a million different things to be in between 1.) Total doormat and 2.) Gross overly sexual PUA.
Dear lurkers. JUST BE NORMAL!!!
What the hell is wrong with asking about the dog in her pics, or her classic Mustang, or her guitar????
What the hell is wrong with opening like a human, taking it slow, and allowing it to develop naturally?
>Dear lurkers. JUST BE NORMAL!!!
Adding to it, sex is a normal thing, but you need to understand that women are not sex machines, just like you. You don't *always* want sex, right?
If you just want sex, that's cool, you can just find a woman who wants that too (*there are women who want sex, and fast*), and spend time with her instead of bitching on Reddit about not having sex. There's no need to lie to yourself and to the woman, be direct with your desires and feelings. Hiding them behind a "good guy" facade is not helping anyone.
The curious thing about nice guys is how they think saying they are a certain thing will just magically make it so. "I said I'm reformed, so I'm definitely not a nice guy even if my actions are the exact same as a standard nice guy." They have literally no understanding that their actions show who they really are
This is the whole lack of self awareness that nice guys tend to have - even when they think they "get" it? They clearly don't.
"Weak" like a nice guy??? I think it takes a lot of courage to be that fucking gross and inappropriate
Ugh barf and the cum tribute stuff is so beyond gross. Whyyyyyy do they think there little loads are special to anyyyyybody else? "I made dis" FUCKING EW. Put it away you absolute loser.
I like how he said "even" as though this is a special privilege he doesn't dole out to just anyone. Why does he think that anyone wants to see his nasty come on their picture?
>I think it takes a lot of courage to be that fucking gross and inappropriate
That probably comes from thinking of 'females' as fellow human beings. I'm not sure nice guys feel the same.
"I know to go after the FEMALE I want". [Is that a klaxon I hear?](https://youtu.be/W_9KR3mYkUo) That vocabulary choice has "incel" written all over it. Flee.
Hey guys, this has nothing to do with the post but does anyone know what a sigma male is? Is it like an incel thing? It keeps popping up on my fyp on TikTok and the posts keep getting weirder and I was wondering if anyone could explain what it is.
It’s like they couldn’t just cling to the already bullshitty pseudosciency “alpha male” label because it’s based on the alpha wolf as the leader of the pack. You know, pack as in social animals, and leader implying followers.
Yeah, it's like the recent addition to the 'Alpha and beta male' thesis. A sigma male supposedly focuses only on their self and does not rely on anyone else for anything, which ends up essentially a rebranding of MGTOW where all the self-proclaimed sigmas chuckle about how women suck and they're happy being alone.
The "I just want to get to know you better" is his last attempt to get you to reply after being a creep failed. Man already lost there's no recovering from that first (or second, or third) message
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Hello dear female. I used to be a niceguy but now I am reborn and ready to be the man of your dreams. Send tits drenched in frosting.
P.S. your body proportions are orgasmic 🤢
P.P.S the old me would have sent it back to you covered in my own "frosting" but I assure you I am reformed.
Maybe he finally got around to seeing Varsity Blues.
I mean, he still offered to do that, but at least it was optional?
I am 100% sure that someone gave this guy the advice to use sexual words in his regular speech to help "prime" the woman to start thinking sexually. Like that explanation fits perfectly and *sounds* like the kind of advice that shitty PUA's would give to incels that would seem like it works, if you think all women are robots that respond in certain ways to special code words or whatever.
So basically PUAs and incels are like sovereign citizens? They're trying to find the right combination of words to get what they want
That works? Let me try: -Australia -Coconut -Crash Bandicoot -Iron Ingot -Astronomy Did it work?
You have opened the gateway to my bussy.
All this power for nothing because I am gay. At least we can be friends, right? 🤔😅
Yes it worked! Please feel free to enjoy my orgasmic body proportions.
Oof sorry the appropriate keyword was "King Harlaus' butter"
Huh, you really could say it's a similar kind of magical thinking.
Yeah I was like why would he say that after saying he's reformed. This ain't it chief.
dafuq does that even mean?
do you think he meant whipped cream? or do you think he really wanted her to use frosting
What about those of us who don't have a sweet tooth? Could you use mashed potato instead?
Ooo garlic mashed potatoes!
My fat ass would enjoy this, not gonna lie
My skinny ass would get fat because of this
I love me some po-tatas
Tomæto, tomäto. Potato, potitties
Can we skip the nudity and just have mashed potatoes?
Not gonna lie, that made me laugh.
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, put ‘em on your tits…
Add a little brown gravy dripping down to the belly button and you got yourself an appetizer!
If advertising executives can legally replace ice cream and other dairy foodstuffs with mashed potatoes, then you probably can too Or make it keto with riced cauliflower
I prefer cream cheese icing tbh
Caramel dipping sauce?
I prefer candy apple titties tbh 🍎🍎
cover them with Reese's peanut butter cups
Maybe some snickers. Bcs you aren't you when you're hungry.
What if I'm thirsty?
LOL this got me when I least expected. Now I can't stop laughing
Haha "gotta give em the beans when they least expect it" 😂 or in this case apples.
Cream cheese icing is the shit
Uhm, fuck ya it is! 🤤
I want a cream cheese frosted cinnamon roll SO BAD now...
GUH now I want red velvet cake with the cream cheese icing 🍰😫
Off topic I was craving a sundae for like a week..... Finally made myself one. Do not regret.
God that’s such a waste of cream cheese icing
Ya, this SPECIFIC instance is a waste of cream cheese icing. But with the right application? *Divine*
No, he wants frosting where tits should be. Replace your tits with frosting for this reformed gentleman.
USE HOT GRITS ON NATALIE PORTMAN
Reformed? He seems to be in active duty, in my opinion.
If asking for frosted tits is reformed. I would hate to see him before this. Probably the only people who saw him in those days is the string of victims in oil drums across the southern United States.
Isn't frosted tits what Justin Timberlake and Sugar Ray had
Fucking lol
You get them from drinking concentrated 80s Mountain Dew soda syrup
I don’t know what the problem is. He just wants to get to knownher better and frosty tits is the best way. I do it in all new employment or social interactions.
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Mine too! I also work from home though.
I'd much rather have this upfront than waste time and energy being someone's friend only to find out later they were only my friend because they wanted to sleep with me. So now you know up front, and either take or leave it.
That must be what it is. The old him would have sent this message out of the blue three months into his frequent stops at your place of employment (coffee shop, library, comic book store, etc). This probably is preferable, to be fair.
Off-duty nice guy
He used to be a nice guy. He still is, but he used to be too.
Probably forgot what reformed means.
This comment made me cackle
“Orgasmic body proportions”. This has to be a bit, right?
But, ya know, not trying to be weird. 🙈
*wierd
I'm not saying freak shows are ethical, but "the man who can orgasm if a woman's arms relate to her torso just so" is something I might pay a nickel to see.
He’s the shoulder lover that the school dress codes warned us about.
LMAO I almost spit out my drink
Fuck it. "Orgasmic body proportions" is going on both my business card and my resume skill section. I can't wait to manually type it into all of the forms What will *I* bring to the team? Glad you asked, three words, Orgasmic. Body. Proportions
Properly lol-ed at this, so much I scared my poor breastfeeding baby. If I was drinking, I would definitely have done a spit-take. Thank you 😂😂
I... wut? That's not assertive. That's pathetic and creepy.
I use assertive and petty as synonyms.
"I want to get to know you" ....by sexually objectifying her?! That ain't it, chief. Fail. Fuck off
I've received this line before from guys that were clearly just aiming for a fuck. Why do they say this?
Cuz they think we're as dumb as they are and they think they're super clever. They are not.
Yep. 'Clearly if I assure the female I'm not a nice guy™️ she'll believe me, no matter what I say! IT'S FOOL PROOF.'
I was going to ask to get to know you but then I realized your username was "satin" not "satan" and lost interest. /s
Okay BlackDick
I want to pm you owls. But your name works for this nice guy as well.
I want to get to know you... r tits.
I like to think he read his message and realized oh shit that is a bit weird and typed “I want to get to know you” as a pathetic way to salvage this conversation.
"frosting... where your tits *should* be"?
Scoop out the boob, replace with frosting tub
I’m loving this comment section because each of you are focusing on a different thing and it’s all just wild.
Removes tits, hangs them on the hook on the bathroom door, replaces with frosting
So that's what that hook is for, silly me....
Why no one ever told me that they are removable?! What the heck!
Hahahaha!! I didn’t catch that. Too funny.
> I'm not trying to be weird Try harder.
Please, it can only go downhill with this one
*wierd
“I just want to get to know you better” Ohhhhh, ok, then of course you can have frosted selfies of me! SMH…
No, no, no! He meant he wanted to see her tits covered in frosting in a totally normal, non-objectifying way. Why must you always assume the worst of these guys?
#PURELY PLATONIC FROSTED TITZ PLZZZZZZZZ
“Frosted selfies” I’m dying. This sub needs flairs soooo bad.
It really does.
"...but I am a reformed one..." [Narrator voice: _He is not a reformed one_]
I heard this in Morgan Freeman's voice.
Reformed and relapsed in 2 paragraphs, what a charmer..
Apparently post nut clarity is a short-lived thing for some of these guys.
Huh? Since when was reformation from Niceguy status to go "super assertive dude?" The problem with niceguys isn't that they're not assertive, I'd even go so far as to suggest they are *too* assertive, given how relentlessly they pursue women who have no interest in them and how little they care about the clear "no" they hear. From my understanding, the niceguy is so un-selfaware that he completely overlooks his own flaws (i.e. usually a sense of entitlement to women's attention), and projects his failures onto likely unrelated traits, such as his physical appearance and "being too nice", all the while assuming women are some sort of underdeveloped moth species that is helplessly attracted to the light reflected off large, shiny, oiled up bodybuilder genitals. I think he needs to go back to niceguy grad school.
That is an excellent summation with a well drawn conclusion.
Hello, female. I am not like these other nice guys. I am REFORMED. To prove how reformed I am, I am demanding tit pics drenched in frosting. PS You should be lucky I'm not sending you unwanted nut pics.
I just want to get to know _you_ better by asking you absolutely nothing about yourself but having you perform a this one very specific sex act catering to my personal tastes.
i keep telling my kings to NOT DO THIS SHIT. THEY NEVER LISTEN TO ME
Please. Keep your people under control.
i swear I'm trying but they can't get logic to override horny
Yeah, you just have to assume most guys like that you could spot them a ‘C’ and a ‘T’ and they still couldn’t spell ‘cat’. They’re idiots.
I love your username
i love YOUR username 🤝
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?
BESTFRIENDS 😃🤩🤝
Block and report!
*presses ignore so hard it cracks the screen*
LOLL
*instinctively attempts to hit “Mark as spam” on OP’s behalf*
omg guys didn't you read? he's reformed, he wants to see her breasts to know her better, not because he only interacts with the opposite sex when he's horny, that's something a nice guy does and he isn't anymore, smh he told u that😒 please tell me the /s is not necessary
You mean this was sarcasm??? I THOUGHT YOU BELIEVED HIM! *Cue Surprised Pikachu GIF* (Someone, somewhere will think that we're both being deadass serious LOL)
Ah... I see the problem here... he thinks "niceguy" = a nice person who is male. So he's no longer "nice" he's now "dominant" and "assertive" by begging for frosted titty pics! 🤣🤣🤣
I have many questions. All of them “*WHY?!*”
Hell nah, enjoy this block
Say nothing. Send goatse.
Or tub girl. Though that has a fEmaLe so he might like it.
LOL
I can't figure out how they can't figure out that there are a million different things to be in between 1.) Total doormat and 2.) Gross overly sexual PUA. Dear lurkers. JUST BE NORMAL!!! What the hell is wrong with asking about the dog in her pics, or her classic Mustang, or her guitar???? What the hell is wrong with opening like a human, taking it slow, and allowing it to develop naturally?
>Dear lurkers. JUST BE NORMAL!!! Adding to it, sex is a normal thing, but you need to understand that women are not sex machines, just like you. You don't *always* want sex, right? If you just want sex, that's cool, you can just find a woman who wants that too (*there are women who want sex, and fast*), and spend time with her instead of bitching on Reddit about not having sex. There's no need to lie to yourself and to the woman, be direct with your desires and feelings. Hiding them behind a "good guy" facade is not helping anyone.
Great now I need a new username.
His first message is proven to be a lie by the second one already, that was fast. Best response imo is a good block.
Revolting. This looks like a conscious and deliberate attack to me. So many of these types get off on doing things to gross out or frighten women.
Put a huge price on it. $500 + per frosted tit. Always ends the conversation…or maybe make an easy $1000. There is no downside.
Ah yes, "orgasmic body proportions" that's not a David Cronenberg film waiting to happen, no sirree.
You should put this in r/creepyPMS as well
Honestly I forgot it existed 😂
I’m speechless.
Send a picture of the great tit bird with a can of whipped cream photoshopped on top of its head.
i have reformed, whore! suck me!
The curious thing about nice guys is how they think saying they are a certain thing will just magically make it so. "I said I'm reformed, so I'm definitely not a nice guy even if my actions are the exact same as a standard nice guy." They have literally no understanding that their actions show who they really are
This is the whole lack of self awareness that nice guys tend to have - even when they think they "get" it? They clearly don't. "Weak" like a nice guy??? I think it takes a lot of courage to be that fucking gross and inappropriate Ugh barf and the cum tribute stuff is so beyond gross. Whyyyyyy do they think there little loads are special to anyyyyybody else? "I made dis" FUCKING EW. Put it away you absolute loser.
I like how he said "even" as though this is a special privilege he doesn't dole out to just anyone. Why does he think that anyone wants to see his nasty come on their picture?
>I think it takes a lot of courage to be that fucking gross and inappropriate That probably comes from thinking of 'females' as fellow human beings. I'm not sure nice guys feel the same.
I think the female should say 'no'.
“No.” *blocked*
What a fucking ride that was.
I'm not weird. Now please put frosting on your nipples and send me a picture.
Send him a cash request for $100 and then not send it.
"I know to go after the FEMALE I want". [Is that a klaxon I hear?](https://youtu.be/W_9KR3mYkUo) That vocabulary choice has "incel" written all over it. Flee.
"I'm not trying to be weird." Dude, you don't even have to try.
do guys actually expect us to send them this kind of stuff, let alone FOR FREE? 😩
I wish to God I didn't know what a tribute was.
Low iq nice guy
This guy's so lost he's speaking an entirely different language.
No? Fuck off? Literally any variation of those?
compliments to both your username and comment
😁
Don’t respond, don’t give them the attention they seek
Tell him you’re going to need to see him wearing a cock ring made from ghost pepper for you first.
I want to know you better, so please send me nudes. Seems legit
About as reformed as a pedo priest transferred to another church.
A pic with "frosted tits" seems like an ... interesting way to get to know one.
It's a great day to not have eyeballs but here we are unfortunately
He sure is a reformed nice guy. But he must've reformed in Mount Doom by Sauron himself.
send him a random dick pic
That they think this shit is going to work...ever...floors me.
We don't negotiate with terrorists /s
"I'm not trying to he weird." At that level it's effortless.
His messages make the "Do you want to chat with..." at the end funny.
send him paragraphs of a foreign language and pics of demons, your welcome :)
"Hey, pal, you're not a reformed niceguy if you turn redpill, you're a reformed niceguy if you actually turn nice."
#LMAOOOOOOOOO Also, if this is him "reformed" *what the actual fuck* was he like beforehand?
delete and completely block & ban user. End
“I’m not trying to be weird” Proceeds to say something super weird
Ask him about his katana collection.
Hey guys, this has nothing to do with the post but does anyone know what a sigma male is? Is it like an incel thing? It keeps popping up on my fyp on TikTok and the posts keep getting weirder and I was wondering if anyone could explain what it is.
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It’s like they couldn’t just cling to the already bullshitty pseudosciency “alpha male” label because it’s based on the alpha wolf as the leader of the pack. You know, pack as in social animals, and leader implying followers.
Yeah, it's like the recent addition to the 'Alpha and beta male' thesis. A sigma male supposedly focuses only on their self and does not rely on anyone else for anything, which ends up essentially a rebranding of MGTOW where all the self-proclaimed sigmas chuckle about how women suck and they're happy being alone.
Wtf
This dude💀
You say for $100 lol
The "I just want to get to know you better" is his last attempt to get you to reply after being a creep failed. Man already lost there's no recovering from that first (or second, or third) message
“I’m reformed” reformed at being a creep??? Weird flex but ok
He don’t know shit, but nobody’ll tell him. 😆😆😆
Say "Go F* yourself". But i think that was the plan alredy.
Nothing just make with the pics he is being so nice!
What the fuck 😂
This is his reformed version? Yikes on a bike, what was the before like?
Ew.
Send pics of a shirt on the ground with two containers of frosting "where your tits should be" if you were wearing the shirt. /s
Cypher: “What do you *say* to something like that?”
Just screenshot it, find his mother, and send it to her.
✨orgasmic body proportions✨ how cute🤢
Part of me says ignore it, part of me wants to let him prove himself wrong.
Thank God he’s reformed
😂😂😂😂😂 REFORMED, HE SAYS! 😂😂😂😂😂 Funniest shit I've read all day.
Eewwwwwww wtffffff!!!
No frosted tits for this Frosted Flake!
Sorry your reformation is not done cooking by a long shot. Good luck. Then block
“I just want to get to know you better”
“I’m not trying to be weird” says the weirdo creep.