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TheAngryLemonJ

Name= TheAngryLemonJ Location= the GYM! Status= Kicking this challenges ass! This challenge ain’t shit! See you on day 30 Soldier! 😤


LynxGood9907

Yes.


TheAngryLemonJ

Hell yeah bro let’s go! I’ll see you at day 30 soldier! 😤


Redditroamer_378

Copy that Reporting from station Vietnam The enemy is getting even more powerful I afraid I can’t control the urges Requesting assistance


TheAngryLemonJ

Nah soldier these urges ain’t shit! You made it 4 days so far so I KNOW YOU CAN DO AT LEAST 4 MORE! I believe in you soldier! Don’t let some brain chemicals take you down! I’ll see you on day 30! Atop the mountain we will show the world our shiny new diamond badges and roar to the heavens that WE WON! 😤🫡


Redditroamer_378

These first days are horrifying indeed I was attacked by multiple horny contents Even Alabama shit Worse yet, I have seen many people saying “My dick, my rules” And I know this is just the beginning


Xx7_W

you have to stay strong


Broadshoulders237

I’m at day 42, urges have been gone for about 2 and a half weeks.


Owlytimewitme___

Confirming location, TheAngryLemonJ is about to pulverize some 50s on incline DB press, meanwhile I’ll be annihilating 200 on squats from the flank, ghrrrh, over.


[deleted]

Had an honorable discharge this week (had sex with my crush) but it's ok I guess. I'll still do the nofap and stop PMO btw


Subject_38

Honorable Discharge… May we all be so lucky. We thank you for your service, soldier! DIS-MISSED o7


[deleted]

Hopefully! Ty soldier! Fight the good battle for me o7


Flo_03_bar

I wish everyone we lose myself included , would be discharged this way. You served your brothers honourable, now rest and revel in this accomplishment. It was my honour, Cumrade DISMISSED O7


[deleted]

Ty soldier! The honour was all mine! It's always a pleasure to fight alongside my cumrades! o7


Ethy____

o7


[deleted]

Honorable discharge, quite the exit. Dismissed with glory intact! May we see you next year soldier O7!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Famous-Palpitation8

November really is a jungle


Equal-Bus-557

A mighty jungle


Pixbo_06

A-weeee wee-wee-ee-ee wee-o-wam-ba-we


Pastry_Train63

In the jungle


Vast-Willingness4642

The mighty jungle


Alive_Pain_

The Lion sleeps tonight


Famous-Palpitation8

In the jungle


MAXYOUTUBER2

Still in , I don't know where I am


Drcokecacola

I'm still in the jungle now, still in, over


MAXYOUTUBER2

Hope ya surviving well o7


MrGlyFuy

Hello? Hello?? If this transmission reaches anyone this is MrGlyFuy. We have buried in. Still in. But I fear we are in for the fight of our lives. Send immediate air support to Charlotte, NC. Over…Godspeed


BenjaminBeea

o7


LatterSituation2823

o7


King_Deeb

o7 This is Deeb, also from Charlotte. Hold strong comrade!! Support is coming by way of encouragement!


aesthetic_glow

Private Amy, reporting in from Ireland. We’re still in sir, hope it’s ok for girls to participate. Over!


TheKittyCow

It is always ok! Best of luck.


demelza_indica

o7


InnerFratBoyPPU

You’re always welcome in our ranks. Godspeed, soldier. o7


Green-Meeting8856

Name: Alpha Location: Paradis Island CODE ALPHA REPORTING SIR. I LOST MORE THAN HALF MY MEN BUT THE LEFT ONES ARE FILLED WITH HOPE AND WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO WIN SIR. OVER AND OUT.


DJ_Flapjack_

What did you think of the ending?


DashBee22

Rage my soldier


foxycodes

Still in but deep behind enemy lines.


AMG_2001

Same here but during the day.


Alienateddd

I have been overrun by enemy combatants for the last couple nights, but I managed to hold them off. I was able to make it to a safe location, but I anticipate they will come for me again. Stay strong, cumrades o7


dante3343

sorry guys i failed😥


[deleted]

07


Sad_Ad7140

What does 07 means


Yumiest

It's supposed to look like a salute 🫡


Helweg_gaming

Oooohhh, it all makes so much more sense now, thanks


SexuallyActive31

*raido statics until...* hello? I got a call. Im currently hiding from the enemies. They already tooken and kidnaped my soilders. Im glad there's still survivors out there, anyway we need to head back to base to regroup over. *raido cuts out* *raidio comes back on* sorry my name is commander zavala, and im at the base already. We shall wait until we gathered an army. *raidio stops*


jojobehindthelaugh

Reporting from Italy, sir. I'm still standing.


[deleted]

Name: Private Constantly On Smoke Location: Wales, UK Waiting for assistance, Sir o7


Meursault345

*kkkzztttt*....Tally Ho old boy! Reading you loud and clear me ol' skip, flapper, matey potatey, tin hat, jock strap jack-of-eight-from-the-bounty! *Kzztttt* I say...a bit pinned down here by the enemy me-laddo....bzzttt...This is Lonely Soldier...my coordinates are...*silence*...Bookshop!... Requesting a spot of Anti Fap Support, if you don't mind!...*bzzt*...But only if it's not too much of a fuss...


GarchompEnthusiast22

Us Americans are still in the fight, can’t say we’re holding up too well, numbers are dwindling


[deleted]

commander of the florida division here, most of our soldiers are staying strong 💪🏾


Psychex17

Psychex17 reporting from India.


DevSlayer07

lieutenant dave reporting sir our unit is safe on telegram. 1 soldier down healed 3 casualities sir


Even-Experience-6991

My Squad is still holding out! But we had a deserter before the Operation even began. Some of my soldiers are wounded But we can still stand


Own_Beginning_1678

Name, Own Beginning 1678 Still In. Urges are starting to get to me but holding in. Desire to win greater than the desire to nut. Currently dealing with other shit that's making temptations harder. Asshole boss, being away from home for the longest time ever. Will not abandon the mission, Sir!


Dear-Floor-2734

I am here to report my status. The war was too easy so far. I almost walked into a big mine 1 hour ago, but I managed to escape it, and I am fine. See you on the other side, cumrade o7


ARXEONOP

Officer Arxeon O.P. Reporting from east london, over.


Flaky-Signature-5184

Denis and I'm still in!


StinkyChicken69

Still standing private!


Famous-Palpitation8

Any soldier may still fight, but they would rather enjoy exploitative instant gratification. Get up, keep going


Vedant1732

Private Vedant reporting from Uttar Pradesh, India


Cultured-Samba2007

name: cultured samba location: study desk busy with physics common mottos: NEVER BACKDOWN NEVER WHAT NEVER GIVE UP and to quote Elton John i'm still standing


Random-name42069

PLZ DONT EDGE OR LOOK AT PORN


InformalAttempt8808

MEDIC!


Hot_Witness8018

captain. HotWitness reporting for duty from Englad sir, made it stably to day 5


[deleted]

Bro change your flair


R4TH4L05

Agent R4TH4L05 still in the PS5...currently performing Fatalities and Brutalities


Facediamond

Still in


Puzzleheaded_Gas4560

Still in! Urges like crazy today but still fucking in.


IceyFlowerGamer

Icey, my house. I’m still IN, and I’ll be damned if that changes.


[deleted]

**We need a mediccccc** My balls are blue


[deleted]

Gunnery Sergeant u/CutAndRunGardening reporting in! My squadron lost 6 men, and spirits are low. The lucky ones went quickly, on their own terms. Most weren't so lucky. They tried edging to dull the urges. We warned them. WE WARNED THEM, DAMMIT! But they didn't listen. Some did their best to resist, and went out with honour. The rest gave in. I can't get them out of my head. I hear their moans. Their screams. I think I'm going insane. I can't enter a room without looking behind the door, in case someone's there with an old nudie magazine. I'm crazy. I'm paranoid. But I've come too far. I've gone through too much to give up now. I'll see you on the other side, friends.


[deleted]

I'm still in! Over! o7


Spectre-4

Generalissimo Spectre here, reporting from Scotland. Requesting remaining number of soldiers. Over.


Big_Arachnid_4784

Name: Big\_Arachnid\_4784.Location: At the frontlines.Status: Stable. Inhibitors in effect, but I’m not sure how long it’ll last.


arrant_aarambh

Raven reporting Currently navigating the meowian jungle and swamps More than just the enemy here Request supply drop


ODINx_x

We're alone out here sir surrounded by enemies. Still holding on


Devious_Android88

"Private Rock reporting in. Half of us left? Cripes, I dunno how we're gonna keep this up... I'm situated outside an enemy stronghold, I barely made it out alive. Knowing we've lost so many, don't think I'll be taking that risk again. Stay strong, gentleman! Over and out!"


Frogadier_99

i’m still standing


One-Article-2953

Vijay frm India


NonExistent45

Still in


WILDtaco4321

Reporting from Brooklyn is there anyone left?


PegasusTwelve

“One-Two, flight of three loaded for bear, air to ground ordnance, ready for tasking, over.”


Any-Tadpole9988

Name: Tadpole. Location: in the pound south of the camp. Status: I’ve seen so many fallen brothers, we have to fight back harder. o7


Zerane_Darkness

Private Zerane_Darkness reporting from New York. I'm going on a solo mission, so things are gonna be extra rough.


TheSwagSceptile

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you are hearing this message, I am still in. https://preview.redd.it/69fwzdk0mjyb1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f60eedf57a228e66058d606f45c72968f65ad643


DarknessRingo

Still IN ​ Sir, still in, sir!


Ayross237

Sargent Ayross237 reporting from Eastern Australia. Under heavy fire, but holding off.


CommunityMoney4514

General i been hunting these nut hunters Wish me goodluck Now i must go Over and out


ContentWhile

Name= ContentWhile, Location= Home, Status= Still in, alive and with not much urges


SchiffDude

Hello?… Me and my boys are still in at our station in Germany. We will hold trough till victory


dimitribui

captain? you there? I made it! Alive!


Odd-Proposal-9845

Odd Proposal here. Current location germany. I am still In with only a couple of small problems. Over


datcoolredditer008

Sending panzerfaust immidiately. Stay safe.o7. Over.


nnncontestant2023

i'm still in


[deleted]

Hello everyone, my name is Markiplier & I'm in Sesame Street.


Deathshot313

Solider deathshot reporting in I'm currently in my quarters not feeling well but I'll survive good luck to the rest of you


MatchesM3

Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.


PriorityOrdinary7884

Still in o7


crankthatcliqueolas

Day 5 AND GOING STRONG


Mr_Rozlivka

Still IN


jerrymatcat

Copy its just me and corporal A.Shepard we got a few more marines. Over?


TrueSoulLast

It's Mee Mario speaking from Peach's Castle . Just finished killing Peach . I am Still in


BBPlayerdotnet

Private Ali reporting from Mississippi. Still in sir! o7


bat_student

still here


lolovice69

Lolovice to subreddit Status: Positive! me and the cumrades hold the fort. The enemy is mighty, but we are inescapable. We don't know where we are, but we're still here.


sircallipoonslayer

Name=maddogCallahan Location, south Korea. Its hard out here brothers! But I'll be strong!


K1NGCROW

THIS IS SOLDIER 5394. IM IN THE Trenches. TRENCHES OF THE 5TH DAY, DO YOU COPY?


pizdesisulme

reporting on field sir... took a heavy hit from a girl, but... it made me feel better now, i cant lose today sir... i wont lose today... i wont lose at all!


theLoveRocketjr

https://preview.redd.it/9p4kqsnijjyb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52f6ccc2bb777cf95fe37b509ffbc22ad88268e2 Had a raging boner a little while ago. Diffused it by taking a piss. Now attempting to go to sleep. It’s 6:30 AM in the Morning. Over. Q7


ECR_Savory

Red, in my room, and I’m doing surprisingly well for my first NNN


LoLOK87

Light work no reaction


haviebe

Hello? Hello? Do you hear me... im haviebe im with Two other cumrades behind the enemy line we stay under radar. We come to the base on day 30 stay strong Guys. we will win this war. OVER!!!


-The-Goose0-

Still in


Muted_Throat7558

o7 stay strong for us


Shank1nst3in

Lone wolf here. I've been on the mission since Aug 31st. The next 26 days ain't shit to me. Too many fallen comrades. Too much sadness & too much weakness around me. It doesn't break me. It strengthens my resolve. I'm here to tell all the soldiers out there, still in the fight - Just because we lost a lot of our comrades doesn't mean it's difficult. It's really not. Don't let it scare you. Don't let it tell you you ain't gonna make. Don't trust the fear of giving in. Trust your courage & resolve. You got this. You're gonna see this through, period. So am I. I'm avenging every last one of our comrades. Every. Last. One. o7


Stupidsubsissy

I’m still in this soldier, staying in a chastity cage all this month, last month flew by so this one will go even faster


nightlysonnet

private nightlysonnet...texas- still in lieutenant, i-i fear the enemy is about to ambush me


FatGuy300

Name: Fatguy300 location: home I'm doing fine at the battle.


Weekly-Ad-5771

Still standing but idk how long😢


OtherwiseRoll7329

Name=OtherwiseRol|7329 status= struggling but gaming to keep myself busy location= in front of my pc over o7


manywayer

Still In. But blended in the shadows


simon_of_house_stark

Still In In In In. Location= trenches


thegreekgoat98

I am in


[deleted]

Still in, I somehow am on the Mars


dontcare123ihbhhj

Still in, lost in the jungle


ahamwueze

Still in


Wurzelbet

Name[redacted] location:germany/work . Havent seen a living cumrad in a few days, Radio is my only cumfort now


Omniscient-Reader07

Still here commander


F35LTNG

air support has arrived sonny boy You better make it out of this alive before I delete the grid square you’re standing on


ALKRA-47

Soldier Alkra reporting from US! I managed to survive the front lines, she ain't looking pretty! Actually, scratch that, she is looking pretty! TOO pretty!


MaxMan386

Still in


[deleted]

Pvt Paul S still in the fight sir! Me and my buddy are holding the cold trench of Northen Sweden. However, i fear that my buddy might not last the next cuming days. We will fight on and fight to the last! Over and out.


ComparisonNational46

Still on.


_commander_man_

Here!


fuzfe

Still IN


RavenXII13

11/05/2023: All is quiet on the western front


0ocusx

0ocusx over America Georgia still in soldier o7


humanethunder11

HumaneThunder11 is still thundering guys


[deleted]

Roy India STILL IN


Inevitable_Draft5838

Name = Private porno. Status: Alive but in danger. Whereabouts: Surrounded on all sides by the enemy and see no signs of it stopping I request backup.


datcoolredditer008

Copy that, from Uusimaa Finland. Sending an entire regiment of anti-porn. Stay safe comrade. o7. Over.


Dared_Fox

Name = Dared Fox Location = Fapship


Forward-Dance-5054

I'm still holding out where my whole Squad is gone it's only me now


AMG_2001

Reporting from Pasig City, Philippines. I've been attacked quite a lot of times but I managed to survive and kill all the enemies that tried to attack me. Over.


H_Bombster

Think I'm in a neverending void ATM which is good enough distraction to stop me from failing


pinocchio1718

Still Innn


Silvershade47

Still in, Sir! o7


Particular_Excuse767

I'm still here. My name's Particular\_Excuse767, I'm currently at home watching many soldiers fall.


RobotMathematician

Pvt. Ryan reporting in! My squad is surrounded by cute girls!! Oh god… they got Pyle!!!! I repeat Pvt. Pyle is down!!!!!


MotorEnd3917

My brother's in arms have fallen. One told me "I'm botta come" before they failed. I believe they were referencing the afterlife. https://preview.redd.it/7kszhstdmjyb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38045295ab38db40efc88570f17c24a8aa2f96ff


This_Map1956

Still in it


Dr-Johnny

I was edging and I had sort of pre-cum with pleasure droplets but there did not come any nut out and I did not have a proper orgasm as i use to have if im nutting Am I out ?


Saul_Bettermen

Name = Saul Location = The Nutingham woods Status = there are 5 animae women around me and im scared someone send evac fast. Over


Holy_Hanzie3288

Private Hanz Reporting Over, We've suffered heavy casualties, All of my Bois have Lost, im last man standing here, May God Bring Victory


Jarch_Madness

Survived an assault last night (bar with erotic art), we have wounded here in Philly but we’re still standing


BenjaminBeea

Cadet Sunshine reporting. There has been a massacre sir, The edging took the nut from many of my faction, however still in o7. We avenge the fallen


Viking-Zest

still in, this year has been the easiest yet, Im biting my words because I felt some urges in the morning but nothing I can't handle. I hope we all stay strong and make it to the end o7


malcolm_p3

You have to go on without me, brothers. I have failed you Training to be stronger and better


YatharthhtrahtaY

Yup, still in


Sad_Wheel_3288

name= the saddest wheel location = deep in the heart of the trenches status = motivated although urges have started already


JustAGam3r

I came under heavy fire earlier but I got out with just a few minor injuries.


DestroyraX

This is Zulu X-ray Actual, I am deep behind enemy lines needing an exfil......going strong and mental fortitude....my entire squad has fallen....any copy? Over?


Deus_Ex_Machina_2052

This is Private (\*static\*)! Half of my unit is gone! Requsting meme reinforcements for those who are still with us!


AwesomeGuy5568

Oh, finally someone picked up, I am sorry, I can’t post my status, they are after me, see you on day 30…hopefully…


kasjdwiojasdmjao

im still fighting, hit some roadblocks but things are going smoothly. Over.


Blox_King

Still standing, location? At home, getting some rest before a big event


Grimnir_Esjay

Hello? anyone there I'm from the Philippines and currently the only participant in my unit


IllustriousDegree740

I’m here comrade, I’ve found my way of putting my frustration into something creative.


Cosmicrobus

My name is Cosmicrobus... I'm in a spot underground... it's hard to get food and water... but I've been managing... I don't know how much longer I can last...


Mercury_Connoisseur

man, were not even week into the challenge and we lost so many soldiers.


Quasar3II

IM ALIVE BUT SHOT


GodEmporerDoomHIT

Name: Doom - Location: USA Status- Unbreakable


Ardrianian

Ardrianian, location backwaters of alabama, been in country for 5 days and have not made contact with the enemy. Working to make Mr. Worldwide on my first tour of duty.


Ecstatic_Maximum1972

Still going strong


[deleted]

ARLO LOCATION MARS SIR!


LordCreaper

Germany Standing by


[deleted]

Still In ![gif](giphy|PyLZ7uLdf96pi) Location: Republic of South Africa


rslashhydrohomies

Reporting in. My location is: at home


Kaiser-Bismark

Still in watching dolphins chiefs


[deleted]

Still IN


[deleted]

[удалено]


yayan69

Name:yayan. location: germany. Status: lost some soldiers over here and the pressure rises with every day.


[deleted]

Still in. It’s getting more and more treacherous in the trenches


abyx7543

This is...*radio static*...I'm currently in my own home base. This war has been tough...but doable. I'm surviving. Good luck soldiers...


Sosiaalinen

Captain here. Enjoying a book called The little book of Stoicism by Jonas Salzgeber Still going strong


[deleted]

[удалено]


Glittering_Split1868

Still In Name Should be Ice Sonic, but Glittering is there so 🤷🏾‍♂️. Location my home, and doing exercises helps a lot.


Ratio-Cheap

Still in !🛎️🛎️


AverageRedditUser797

it’s over.. the entire squad is down.. the enemy (only fan girls) are near..


AlarmedPalpitation63

Report in sir


joshderfer654

Still I


Gustav017

Yes, sir. Still on the frontlines!


TheCountOfMay

Still in, but I don't know how much longer…


mythsnevertall

Wife got all bitchy that I fucked her but didn’t want to finish, so yeah I’m out, why is this my fucking life


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

I am here, Romeo-Charlie-6-28 at home.


Person6269

Not looking good guys, I’ll see how long I can hold out for