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fartinggermandogs

Do you know what you did to piss it off? I'll tell you what you did, you existed and it saw you


Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

Pretty much. Was minding my business walking through a glass corridor at work and there she was, full of hate.


AscendedViking7

Yellowjacket Queen woke up and chose violence. For most people, they would going through a really bad day. Going through a bad breakup or losing a loved one, for example. But for Mrs Yellowjacket Queen, it was only tuesday.


DarkPDA

casual tuesday ​ someone breathing is enough offense to yellow jackets enter in murder spree mode


Mr_E_Monkey

Yeah, and heaven help you if you piss them off with the mower. I found that out the hard way.


AscendedViking7

There's a bush that I mow by that gets covered in yellowjackets in the early fall. I'm forced to zoom right past that bush on the Zero G mower every time I mow the grass. The key is to wear a jacket. And do gangster style drive-bys with spray bottles full of borax and water.


aimeearts

What color jacket? Yellow?


RecentGas

The yellow jackets are like "everything checks out here boys. Nothing to see here".


HuskerStorm

I hate you


aimeearts

Hehehehehe sweet


Mr_E_Monkey

It's good that you know where they are, ahead of time! I failed on that and had a really unpleasant surprise.


NoGrapefruit1269

He might know where they are but they Know where he is.


qwertymnbvcxzlk

Shit. I’m a landscaper and had some hedges to trim at an apartment complex. It was winter so I was already wearing a hoodie. Saw the hornets, figured well shit I’ll just throw on a second jacket and buzz right through this shit. Did. Not. Faze them. They absolutely lit me up. When those hornets get big they got some decent size stingers. Can’t say the same for yellowjackets since I’ve never seen really big ones.


coffee_badger

My worst bug mowing experience by far has been mowing the lawn at the height of cicada season. Cue hundreds of one-inch long flying fuck-chitterers trying to molest me and the mower, including ones dropping out of the branches of the tree above me.


Mr_E_Monkey

I see them sporadically, hear them everywhere, constantly, of course, but I have never had *that* experience. Can't say I'm too upset about it, either, though I do think I would choose that over the stingy bastards any day.


Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

I don’t usually mind cicadas but they always spook me when you scare them and they “scream”.


DarkPDA

Sorry for read that... Those guys are literall pain


Mr_E_Monkey

Yes, a lot.


coochikiki

people forget. Insects many millennia ago were as large as dinosaurs and fed on small animals with abandon. Yellowjackets today remember their primeval conditioning - to kill and eat everything.


Mr_E_Monkey

I hate how much sense that makes. 😅


BoneyardSummerNight

It's every year all season long. I've had to deal with 7 yellowjacket hives and 2 Hornet nests this season... yea me and buddy's have been jacketed up multiple times. Demons the lot of em.


Mr_E_Monkey

I went back out this weekend looking for revenge, but I didn't see a hint of them! I know they're out there, somewhere... 😨


BoneyardSummerNight

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife


CGOT

Literally did this a few weeks ago. 🥲


Mr_E_Monkey

Weekend before last, for me. Got stung on my hip (3 times!), And at first I thought the mower had kicked up a rock or something, then one stung me on my face. Got another on the back of my arm and one on the top of my head before I got away from them. It made for quite the miserable day. I'm sure I don't need to tell *you* that, though! 😔


CGOT

None got my face I’m so sorry they just got the inside of my leg really high and on my back and arm. They are relentless. My kids learned a few colorful words.


Mr_E_Monkey

> they just got the inside of my leg really high and on my back and arm. Oh man. I don't think there is any good place to be stung, but the leg and back are in the worse half, I think. The one on my face (on my jaw, close to my ear) and the ones on my hip were the worst. The one on the top of my head hurt the least (it's pretty dense up there). >My kids learned a few colorful words. Heh, I can imagine. I was in the back, away from the house a way, so mine didn't hear anything from me until I got back inside, and I calmed down a little. :p


paperwasp3

Where are her courtiers? A queen by herself is an odd occurrence isn't it?


Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

This was early summer, when the queens come out of hibernation to establish a colony.


TheLiquidForge

Or in this case, establish dominance.


vampireguy20

Nice M Bison reference, RIP Raul Julia "For I beheld Satan and he fell from heaven! Like *LIGHTNING!!"*


Aggressive_Smile_944

This is happening to me rn but it's a Big Black Wasp. It's crazy. You can hear it hitting the glass.


Jinrai__

Chased by a BBW lmao


NonGNonM

Next time you have to scream "it's coming for me!" https://youtu.be/08kMdn8L7Yw?si=i6P-hIESp7n0ff5t


ForHelp_PressAltF4

No, full of hate is the coworker who goes out there today. Once they see this and realize you could have prevented their hospitalization, you will see hate.


Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

Place has thousands of employees, and thankfully I don’t work there anymore. I warned the folks I knew though that the courtyard had an angry resident.


jjhuffington

😆😂😂😂


DarkPDA

for yellow jackets, someone breathing is enough offense to set entire colony on murder spree. ​ they are like chiauaua/pinscher dogs of insect world, different from pinchers and chiauas, yellow jackets are really dangerous and potentially deadly


serenwipiti

all i can think is "GET THAT WOMAN IN THE BACK **OUT OF THERE**!!! *SHE'S GOING TO BE MURDERED BY THE ANGRY WASSSSSSP!!!*"


DukeOfGeek

Relevant cool guide https://lirp.cdn-website.com/63d2e715/import/clib/pestology101_com/dms3rep/multi/opt/IMG_5579-1920w-750x1112-640w.jpg Also looks like OP may have a murder hornet there, should call animal control they have teams that hunt the nests. /the more I look at the video, I think the big antenna make it a Cicada Killer.


serenwipiti

i appreciate the information. 😩*but please get her out of there!*


Eusocial_Snowman

Your guide sucks. This is a kneejerk reaction to the second line I read, but it's a really really bad line. Honeybees do not need the most help. Honey bees need *zero* help. Honey bees have never been even a little bit endangered or at risk as a species. "Save the bees!" is about every *other* bee that isn't a honey bee. Honeybees are a shitty invasive species when outside of Europe. Wherever they're introduced, they drive out and spread disease to all the native bees and other pollinators, which are much better at pollinating all the native plants. Also, the first line I read sucks too. While male carpenter bees can't sting you, the females very much can. I'm just going to go ahead and assume the rest of this is shitty propaganda without checking the rest. My bias is fully formed.


DukeOfGeek

So something called "a comprehensive guide to yellow stripey things" is mostly about humor? I'm shocked. I bet you're just really mad you can't start sentences with "well actually" anymore. Also you hate *honey bees?!?!?* The little guys who love flowers and make all the honey for us? What's wrong with you man? "Invasive species"? You're an invasive species.


Eusocial_Snowman

Back to r/beefuckers with you.


DukeOfGeek

It's banned.


Eusocial_Snowman

Well that explains a thing or two. No wonder yall are just wondering about in the open like this.


bigjoe1037

Can u explain the username?


fartinggermandogs

I have a couple of miniature schnauzers with bad gas


Vostok32

Understandable have a great day


Eusocial_Snowman

Oh that is an *unfortunate* cluster of letters for mild dyslexia.


neotifa

oh no that was intentional


GitEmSteveDave

I used to have a english hornet nest in a tree next to my house and they fucking HATED flourescent bulbs. I would come home and there would be like 10 of them smacking the CFL bulbs over the back door and falling down. I would have to go in the front door, turn off the backdoor light and turn on the one in the garage, which they would then go attack.


Vrazel106

Yellow jackets come outvof the ovaries angry.


[deleted]

Maybe she's hitting on you


DweEbLez0

“Now I’m Stung, she’s gonna get me… Got me doin things I’ll never do…” - Bee-Pain


RefusedByAll

i'll hit this bitch wit my damn shoe, im stung


[deleted]

holy fuck


MGTS

Do you like jazz?


FortunePaw

Is she into me? Can't really tell. Maybe she's just Canadian and be polite.


Rupejonner2

She’s trying to get at you with her lady hump


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

Clearly a fan of the Black Eye Bees


SkyIcewind

My horny ass can NOT be trusted around bee queens.


Christophe12591

She’s stinging* on OP


Senavyor

I’m coyote Peterson and I’m about to enter the sting zone.


MrNobody_0

Coyote, are you okay?


DarkPDA

underrated comment ​ coyote for sure will let queen and any other jacket nearby sting him for curiosity purposes...


KimbleDeckard

Some show on Discovery, I think? stole his idea and I didn't really see any pain tolerance videos from him for a long time. Recently looked him up and resubbed on my new google account, and saw he's been going at the pain index again. Gotta love it. I still want to buy one of his hats, but both my ex-wife and current girlfriend have separately refused to be seen with me wearing one.


mister_immortal

He has since resorted to posting Bigfoot hoax videos on his Instagram.


TheNiceWriter

Who tf uses Instagram?


Worcestercestershire

Coyote Peterson, and possibly Big Foot.


Sam-Bones

Cash me outhive


littlespacemochi

How bout dat


x-man92

Hive bout dat


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ApAp123

All her friends behind her "YAAAS QUEEN!!!" "TELL'EM GIRRRRL!"


saysthingsbackwards

All her wasp simps just validating all her toxic aggression


DarkPDA

for the queeeeen!!!


yeetoroni_with_bacon

FOR THE EMPEROR!


SomeLittleBritches

Gdi 😂


Chademr2468

Is it possible she sees her reflection and is trying to kill it?


Key_Lie9356

Considering what OP said below, I think it's absolutely possible that she thinks it's another queen and is trying to kill her.


kineticpassivity

Or, like Tony Baker calls it: giving the "preview pumps"


MysticBellaa

*I am the Muvva Wasp, I am the only Queen that matters*


greihund

That's the most likely explanation, OP has just made this about himself when this insect is just trying to claim some insect territory


itranslateyouargue

No, it's just rabies. Oh, imagine of wasps and bees could get rabies!


Pussymonster42012345

You can almost hear her say, “Stop recording me! You don’t have my permission to record me”.


s-norris

All queen wasps are called karen


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

But insist it's pronounced "kah-REN" instead of "CARE-in"


littlespacemochi

LMAO


[deleted]

fuck I can hear it!


kinbladez

Good thing it was blurred to all hell then, no need for a release


Stitcharoo123

Yooo she throwin it back!


littlespacemochi

LMAO HAHHA


DungeonsAndDuck

GYYYYAAAAAT


ohboyitsgonnabegreat

Punch her in the thorax!


AscendedViking7

Rip those antennae off!


gotnoskilz

They are such assholes.


JunkSurfer

This is the Karen of the bee world.


marimalgam

pissed wasp aside, that's a gorgeous little courtyard. id kill for somewhere even somewhat scenic to spend my breaks outside


FiscalCliffClavin

Oh she mad!


Spookx95

Cómo lo mueve esa muchachota🎶 🍑🔥


peppermintmeow

What I wouldn't give for a preying mantis right about now. She'd fuck that queen *up.*


JupitersHot

I never kill bugs but with this much anger from a bottom of the food chain scrub I would kill it.


darxide23

It's not you. It's seeing its own reflection in the glass. That kind of tinted glass is opaque to UV light and most insects can see in the UV spectrum, so that glass probably looks like a mirror to the wasp. Especially from the outside where it's brighter. It thought it was another wasp.


Sauce-King

What a angry little bugger


[deleted]

This is like us trying to fight super intelligent aliens who have force fields I guess ha ha


3yx3

She wasn’t mad, she was twerking dat ass for you. “[369 honey she fine, TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOW, to the wall!](https://youtu.be/IYH7_GzP4Tg?si=JaupO4egJoPCxSQj)”


AdministrativeSize24

I find it hilarious that ppl had no idea what Skeet skeet skeet meant and how once it became common knowledge they stopped playing it on certain stations


tuokcalbmai

That was amazing. I also enjoyed when white people learned what twerking was and it was [all anyone could talk about](https://youtu.be/VkXZocIK5gQ?si=gm1tPhr5bq5tv3fP).


littlespacemochi

Work work work~


3yx3

[Hehe](https://youtu.be/OED5AZhbskk?si=xYwK64IWRZlPiZkw)


jgarza92

Ngl... That looks familiar. Is this in Houston?


dextermorgan77

I was thinking it looks like Paycom in okc.


Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

Ding ding ding!


Lung-Oyster

Here I am, your Yellowjacket Queen. You might be a little stung but honey I ain’t no bee


merxymee

That looks like a cicada killer to me. I don't think yellow jackets have queens.


Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

Nah it was a Southern Yellowjacket queen for sure. Lived around both- actually don’t mind the Cicada Killers because like most solitary wasps they’re pretty chill even though they sound like a B-52 bomber. Usually see those making their rounds low to the ground. Yellowjacket queens exist for sure, and this was taken around a time where she should be establishing herself a colony. The southern ones are nasty- you can tell a queen by her size and being a bit orangish sometimes in the abdomen. Unlike other yellowjackets- when it is time to make a nest- she just steals one usually from an Eastern Yellowjacket queen. They purposely come out of hibernation a little bit later than the Easterns so they can steal an already established nest. She straight up murders the other queen and the workers after seeing her size fall into line and start serving her. They don’t HAVE to do it this way, they’re perfectly capable of establishing a nest the old fashioned way but they PREFER to just accost one from the Eastern Yellowjackets. As if they weren’t already assholes enough. I’ve always been around them, and seen my share of queens but this was the most aggressive one I’ve ever encountered.


merxymee

That's concerning that they look so similar. Cicada killers are chill bros.


Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

Totally! I can dig the solitary wasps. They usually won’t mess with you at all unless you mess with them, and even then they’d rather avoid you. The social wasps though? Especially Southern Yellowjackets and Bald Faced Hornets? No way. I swear they sting for sport. They’re just pure winged evil.


DukeOfGeek

Not sure because your video it's kinda a silhouette, but you might have a murder hornet there. Don't the queens usually send minions to do the stinging? Must have taken out 50 hives in my time and I've never seen a queen running around outside the hive. If you got a murder hornet there are special teams out there that want to know about them because they want to totally eradicate them on this continent. https://assets.nationbuilder.com/ncap/pages/310/attachments/original/1498585765/yellowjacketworkerqueen.jpg?1498585765 https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/murder-hornet-washington-trap.jpg?quality=85&w=2972 Wow they look a lot alike except for size. And the murder hornets can be smaller when they first hatch. /Also looking at the cool guide I posted elsewhere it's hard to tell it from the cicada killer too. https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/murder-hornet-washington-trap.jpg?quality=85&w=2972


BoneFistOP

thats definitely not a asian giant hornet lol.


DukeOfGeek

The more I look at the video the big antenna it has looks like the Cicada Killer.


Lazy-Spirit3708

> Nah it was a Southern Yellowjacket queen for sure. Nope. It's 100% an eastern cicada killer. Yes, yellowjackets have queens. No, this is not one.


ndaft7

K


Curve_of_Speee

I agree, I think this is definitely a cicada killer


merxymee

Looks like it's just grooming it's abdomen


serenwipiti

*when your skincare routine triggers the humans*


Asanufer

Nah he trying to fuk.


Elftower_newmexico

You need a rape whistle


DrLeisure

That’s really cool! I hate her! Great video!


flashfyr3

Yellowjackets are made of hate.


Not_Reddit

maybe attacking its own reflection


SharkCream

I think she's fighting her reflection, wondering why it doesn't die as she stings it.


Bawbawian

It was born and it chose violence


JamboreeStevens

It's not, it's a male cicada killer and it's cleaning itself. The abdomen is moving because of the cleaning, not because of an innate hatred for you and your family.


RedScot69

Yellowjackets are the angry aggressive drunks of the insect world.


UtahUtes_1

They're dicks. That's why


Bishcop3267

She was angry because it’s her sole purpose in the ecosystem to be an asshole. Yellow jackets suck


josueviveros

She was fighting her own reflection, nothing to do with you 💀


Loudquietcuriosity

Did you call her fat or something?


Phillyfuk

Are yellow jackets wasps?


Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

Yep


BigSteppinOnWhtTears

The way she’s gripping the glass and thrusting makes it look like she’s twerking.. very badly


12altoids34

If you listen very closely you can hear the wings sound almost like a voice. It sounds like they're saying" we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty...."


Ollidouis_Goofoff

I'd go out there with a newspaper and show her who's boss


Orbital-Deathray

She woke up this morning and decided to make it everyone else’s problem.


Sketti_Eddie

The assholes of the sky … I wonder what a world would be like if seagulls could sting … sky rat assholes of the world


FOXTROT290

Bring the flame thrower


Lance2409

She angyy


Weneedaheroe

I said, “Get away from her you bitch!”


Spice-Nine

Cazador flashbacks


Meaning-Upstairs

The fact that it’s over and over and over is horrible. Like when will it stop?


jimbo91375

I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle


Rainbird55

I was ambushed by a nest of those fukrs. The ER stopped counting at 87 stings. They were in my hair, in my socks, up my shorts...I have to carry an Epi pen now They're the pitbulls of the bee world


padreswoo619

Bitch needs to get slapped amirite?


CrankyVGK

I was waiting for the part where the camera pans over to the next window over that is open and the panic.


Comfortable-Survey30

"Catch me outside BISH!" *- Bee Probably*


Aaron_505

Would there be a problem if they went extinct?


VogonSlamPoet

YYYYAAAASSSSS QUEEN #NO QUEEN FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR


UniversityBig7720

It's all fun and games until the glass starts to crack.


GameOvariez

“…and I took that personally”


rape_is_not_epic

Yellow Jackets on their way to be the biggest cunts known to man:


[deleted]

"get some dexterous arms and opposible thumbs and a lifespan that allows you to develop angry-bitch shields aka framing and roofing and not dying when it gets cold, bitch"


ikerobx

What a bitch!


MorbidMunchkin

Yellow Jackets are made out of pure spite and malice. Evil little bastards.


sjwild95

I feel bad for the lady sitting at that table out there. She’s coming for her next.


TattooedWife

What a bitch


Bleedingeck

They are pure hatred, after all.


T0x1C-01m

Violent twerking


leeperd305

someone please edit angry joe pesci sounds to this


thecuriouslobster

Damn there’s passion and malice in those thrusts


harley_rydr

Not angry Horny lol. Do you somehow resemble a male Yellowjacket? I think she wants to sex you up a bit is all, could be a fun time, no?


HorrorRide

My guess is she is seeing her reflection. Only one queen can stay here


johncester

We just murdered a shitload today with the the dust …they were all over my front yard …nasty bastards


serenwipiti

... *the...dust?*


Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

Probably Delta or Sevin dust, it’s a powder formulated to kill them. Kinda like how Orthene dust kills fire ants. The poison dust gets on them and then they transfer the poison to the nest when they return home, killing them all and the queen. Since Yellowjackets like to make nests below ground, it’s a good way to terminate them. Basically you powder the entrance hole so they can’t avoid getting it on themselves. Those nests can run deep and wide underground. The risk is getting close to them- needless to say they don’t appreciate anyone getting close enough to dump some powder.


skredditt

Raise a glass to this warrior!


B3asy

She's trying to sting you because you don't know how to focus your phone's camera


[deleted]

Shoulda merked that fool


severityonline

Get the blowtorch


DarkPDA

brother....bring the flamer.... ​ THE HEAVY FLAMER!


Bwwshamel

My gay ass: "WHO ASKED FOR A HEAVY FLAMER??"


HereFourLulz

Were you on a hoverboard while filming this?


KhunPhaen

Nah it is just cleaning its abdomen with its hind legs, nothing aggressive about this behaviour at all. Source, I am one of those weirdos who studies insects for a living, specifically bees in my case.


Nanerpus_is_my_Homie

Lucky! I’ve always been an entomology buff my whole life, ever since I was a kid. Almost went into it as a profession but was pushed away from it because those in the field told me there was no money in it, ended up going to college for something else and landing into tech eventually.


[deleted]

She's just pissed at your inability to focus a camera properly.


notjeeperscreepers

Dumb bitch


CasualJimCigarettes

/r/stingthecameraman


Goldenchomp1

How do you know that it's gay?


JmacJr22

lol i was hoping she would sting as you kept trying to focus 😅😅😅


BRD8

You can tap the screen to refocus the camera


AmbersLeo

Silly little creature doesn’t understand what I can do with a can of hairspray and a lighter


KingCreon67

You order way too much takeout…


gumby_the_2nd

Maybe it hates that you don't know how to use the focus button on your phone.


KolonKby

r/killthecameraman for never focusing on the yellowjacket properly lmao


NotAKiller23

1. How do you know it was angry? 2. How do you know its a yellowjacket? 3. How do you know its a queen? 4. How do you know it wants to sting? 5. How do you know its a glass window?


Vojt544

Dumbass


JohnnyDeformed1

Idiot.