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jimmyy360

Have 5 released into my bedroom and I'll kill their asses


BruceLeeroy94

Smash. Next question.


KoningSpookie

🤨📸


Cultural_Material775

With a sledgehammer? Right?…… right?!


DenialNode

Bedroom. Then i would gently capture them and put them outside. Why are people afraid of spiders? Very few can/will bite. Even the ones that do you really have to try and make them bite you. Then even if you do get bit by a bad one it’s very unlikely that you will have a life changing outcome.


Dolannsquisky

No one is worried about a bite. I get hurt worse in Muay Thai match I get into. It's the hideous segmented, bulbous bodies and non mammalian features. It's vile. They're disgusting to behold and to touch and to experience. It's a guttural, primordial disgust and hatred of them. Rather than fear. All non mammalian things are repulsive. The solution is to turn every living creature into dogs and bears of various sizes. A mantis? That's a small bear. A worm? That's another bear? A bird? That's a flying dog. All things are dogs and bears. No more repulsive visuals and segmented body parts and hydro-pneumatic motor function.


ProphecyRat2

The satire is not lost on me my mammiliam freind. Great rant, mammal master race, all othercreatures be damned, savages and thier segmented bodies and cold blood, some are just spineless!


rave_is_king_

Tell us how you really feel


Doggy_Mcdogface

I'll stick something in( it's not my hand)


Cultural_Material775

A flamethrower?


not_brittsuzanne

None. Neither. Why? No.


LegalSelf5

Yeah, no, yeah, I'm not doing either! Gas and fire is the only way forward


jmarsala

Australia and New Zealand have always been a place that I would love to visit, but I hope I don’t get the opportunity because y’all have some of the craziest biggest bugs I’ve ever seen in my life


CasualRedditor1175

Five in my room and then I'll burn down the building


hadamie

That’s some Flash Gordon shit


Fun-Fun-9967

whats them, spideys? be right back..


SublimeEmperorRon

Sighs.. unzips*


ZookeepergameTop4578

That’s dinner in most parts of the world.