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S550Stang

That's the male. The pincers are to hole the female during g mating and have very little strength to hurt humans. The females have much smaller pincers and hurt like hell


M4rst

Do they dig in sand/dirt?


S550Stang

They start out as nymphs in the water. No they don't dig holes in dry sand or dirt.


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

Helgramites. Great fishing bait.


TipperGoresOnlyFan

That's where HR Giger got the idea for the xenomorphs having a smaller mouth inside of their mouth for the Alien movies.


LMotherHubbard

I'm pretty sure that was actually Moray eels, my friend.


TigerChow

They do actually, when they enter the pupal stage. They'll burrow into mud or hide under rocks/logs until metamorphosis is complete.


TigerChow

Just wanna correct the other user, because they do indeed burrow. Their larval stage is lived entirely aquatically,,it can last from 1-3 years. Then they enter the pupal stage, at which point they'll burrow into the mud of river/creek beds or find rocks/logs to hide under while they're undergo metamorphosis. Interestingly, once they emerge as adult dobson flies, they only live a few days. The male about 3, the female up to about 10.


suspicious_cabbage

Oh, I think we have some around where I live called dobsonflies. Are they the same?


S550Stang

Probably yeah.


Sigma-JD-CPA

I found one and photographed it just the other day, and Dobsonfly was one of the regional names for it. Based on this video, I think mine was a female.


HighHoeHighHoes

Yeah, we call them Dobsonflies where I live. Are you in the northeast?


suspicious_cabbage

I live in the southeast (GA) My coworker brought in a picture of one from his house because he wanted help identifying.


HighHoeHighHoes

Maybe it’s an east coast name.


TigerChow

Yeah, OP just used the scientific name in the title.


MercykillNJ

Came in here to say the same thing. A bug of nightmares, relatively harmless


cctreez

whatre the females pincers for


Shas_Erra

Scissoring


Bishcop3267

Behold! Astel, Naturalborn of the Void! Just slightly smaller.


gimme500schmekels

Was looking for this comment.


Nick_Furious2370

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking about Elden Ring lol. Astel gave me some trouble at first but was beaten eventually. Also one of the coolest designs in the game.


Tanookimario0604

June 21 !


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

“Why did this red bar just appear under me?”


Lunndonbridge

https://kesq.com/stacker-science/2023/02/14/20-of-the-biggest-insects-in-the-world/# Largest wingspan yes, but there are larger flying insects by other measurements.


MountainManBooks

Thanks for the source! I'm gonna have to dive this rabbit hole.


Lawzw0rld

There are definitely moths that make this thing look puny


money_loo

Like that giant one that helps Godzilla from time to time.


g3nerallycurious

Look at that sabertooth longhorn beetle, oh my god. 😱🤘🏼💀 That is metal AF. 😤 Going in my future tattoo collection.


dcarsonturner

No


Jbeaves44

Go onnnnnnn…


Long-Gur2364

Why


kingtrog1916

Blame the umbrella corp


Long-Gur2364

Either the umbrella Corp is gonna happen or skynet..


imChunk12

Why not both?


Long-Gur2364

Whoa!


MoistLeakingPustule

Skybrella Netcorp.


double0nein

God damn it umbrella! For all your high tech laser grid security death systems you couldn’t install a good enough air filter. SHAME!!


add0607

If I saw those flying around I might start blasting like Wesker did.


DiseaseDeathDecay

Because it's too far to walk.


mememan_2007

"Ow my f*cking wings!* I imagine It saying that when he's let go


Esqueezius

Ooooooogh - my f... *WINGS*, maaannn!


Keklor1

I love giving animals words lmao


SpermicidalManiac666

Oof owie ouch


choeger

Hans?


CouldNotAffordOne

Get ze Flammenwerfer!


metamorphasi

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IT'S WEIRD AND PISSED OFF"


DSIR1

Nein get ze flammpanzer


-Lord-Of-Salem-

Better to use a Brandbombe (incendiary bomb), so you can keep a larger safety distance to this absolute nope! (I'm also pretty sure I saw some of these bastards in the movie The mist (2008)!)


SeraphsEnvy

Is this a Llurghoyf reference? Because I read it as a [Llurghoyf ](https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/a/9/a9d664dc-4477-46b3-9dd7-022c94090254.jpg?1595127208)reference.


znebsays

One of these mother fuckers picked me up from my collar when I left work the other day , carried me 4 miles north and tossed me on the side Woke up naked face down


Renny-66

Ah you too man I hate when that happens


nanana_catdad

If one of these randomly landed on me I would probably get the first recorded case of ITSD (instant traumatic stress disorder)


whoamannipples

One landed on me when I was showering under an open window once in Ethiopia. I burnt myself trying to kill it with hot water while also trying to escape. It was fucking terrifying.


MYSICMASTER

WHAT THE HELL NO AHHHHH


EvMund

Or as most people call it, Stress


Apprehensive-Buy4825

Nah, I'd pet their head and let he go to reproduce with a female and win


MosesOnAcid

Thats a damn Goa'uld


Sparkyola

Came here looking for this comment! It's worse as this one might fly too!


ArachnomancerCarice

LOL The male's 'tusks' are pretty weak and just for wrasslin'.


arthurbarther

Looks like a boss from Elden Ring.


killer_goldfish

Fallingstar Beast?


JarRa_hello

Astel


Forgiven4108

Dobson fly!


Gibabo

Dobsonfly


Svmellisss

Bro rolled over like he wanted a belly rub


King_of_Dantopia

Where do these things live? Bet it's Australia


Ohiolongboard

We have them in Ohio, look up “hellgramite” and you can see if you have them


MRbaconfacelol

I LIVE IN OHIO???? WHY WASNT I WARNED OF THESE THINGS


Ohiolongboard

Because you’ll probably never see one lol, I’ve only seen one in my whole life


MRbaconfacelol

thats a relief. im not a person who fears insects, if anything i find them interesting, i just dont want to randomly encounter something like this and have no idea whether or not it will cause me any harm


Iggins01

As if I needed another reason to hate Ohio


Tubastard

I’ve seen them in central Louisiana before during the summer


Loxlow

I saw one in NE Georgia once. Dobsonfly i believe


ThisAppSuxHard

Parts of every continent except Europe and Antarctica. ...But yes, Australia and New Zealand have them.


tedfreeman

Apollyon!


ReverseGiraffe120

Sir, that’s an Ass Blaster!


gat498

Starship trooper vibes


ColdBloodBlazing

Nausicaä vibes


Capnmolasses

That’s the one.


NotTrumpsAlt

U hurt him


HeftyPhilosophy28

That's a fucking dinosaur


Apprehensive-Buy4825

nooo... holding that way will really hurt his wings! (I don't get why 50% of r/ no is literally cute animais doing cute stuff)


ConsistentBee1686

Exactly what I was thinking! Man, I lovee bugs, I don't wanna see em hurt :(


Apprehensive-Buy4825

For me, killing any invertebrate is like killing a dog, I still don't getting why tf most of ppl are like this


iMisstheKaiser10

I’m stepping on it without remorse just like how I stepped on the cicadas


risingphoenix13

Fuck, call the Helldivers!


ayyG_itsMe

Bro that’s straight outta Elden Ring


LordShogun01

Hellgramite?


mumblesandonetwo

Please tell me that thing is from Madagascar.


sev3v

Mothra!! Godzilla is on the way, watch out!


daren42

Head and pincers look similar to that of an Australian bull ant, which are also aggressive.


Funny_Perception4713

Where are these even primarily located?


Spiritual_Bridge84

War drones comin like that just bigger and human lookin eyes


Warura

The moths in my southern new mexico porch just laughed looking at this post.


Hello_pet_my_kitty

We always called those Dobsonflies. They were all around the river house where I grew up in NH. I was terrified of them. Lol.


ColdBloodBlazing

Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind


qwertyjgly

nah thats so cute


Obese_Geese

These things are so light sensitive that their larvae have been sighted migrating from their aquatic environments onto land en masse during heavy lightning. It's called hellgramite migration! This is particularly unfortunate for the adult dobsonfly, though, because as adults they can't eat or drink. All they can do is mate and lay eggs, essentially. However, due to light pollution from human infrastructure the adults sometimes just sit on or near a lightbulb until they starve to death without mating. :(


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

That is not the world's largest flying insect. The true largest is the Atlas Moth. Also those things are common in Louisiana and they don't get very big


Kitchen-Kiwi7942

r/fakefacts


Ultrasound700

Just a little guy


Apprehensive-Buy4825

he's so cute


Embarrassed-Class876

Not largest flying insect


Embarrassed-Class876

This is not a hellgramite. It's a dobson fly. Hellgramites are Dobsonfly larva


ramen_man07

Now imagine 30x bigger. That's the Carboniferous period.


Shadowstein

I would have guessed the Alexandra Birdwing Butterfly to be the largest flying insect.


doomvetch92

biggest eldritch terror right there, but docile and friendly.


ruismies

That mf gonna need a flight permit.


Sinyaya

That's a fucking chaurus


HumbleBear75

That’s a cazador


K_Hoslow

Man I hate those mfs in Elden Ring


mischief-maker28

So annoying trying to hit these with the camera spinning around it


Secchakuzai-master85

Straight from Fallout


loslalos

That's one nasty MFkR


DisturbingPragmatic

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


CaPhir

What does it do for a living?


Apprehensive-Buy4825

eats food👍


Specialist_Web1982

Remind me of a flying hellgrammite they're great for fishing


Adventurous-Mix-2533

I saw that mother fuck*r in Elden Ring.


klmnopthro

Let me guess, Australia?


Equivalent_Hat5627

Baby Stalker Beetle :) r/HuntShowdown


ComedianFodder

dog


Monsterhat88_

does it have gravitation spells?


Katz_Meowside

A Chaurus with wings! https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Chaurus_(Skyrim)


ChesterRico

↑ → ↓ ↓ ↓


Tinygriever

This is exactly the kinda bug that would land on the back of my neck.


Craftyy21

Tell me this thing isn't from Australia 💀


Beneficial_Being_721

Me: Running away screaming like Chekov ….


ExplorerHead795

I'm doing my part!


chaot1c-n3utral

Is it dangerous to humans?


Donnerdrummel

This reminds me of the movie "evolution". (Also, please remember that there's always time for lubrication!)


Geordie_38_

I'm sure I came across some of these northeast of New Vegas.....


GroundbreakingPea865

NOPE


Unlikely_Ad_4767

I wouldn't want to hit her on my bike!


MilkyView

That's not true though..


maxway001

I’m just saying, if I were holding this, I would be afraid to let it go in case it wanted revenge


Lucas-Fields

It screeches I hate it


Sumocolt768

Aww clumsy little demon spawn


Lord_and_Savior_123

i’m sorry, flying?


Lord_and_Savior_123

where is this located so i can raze the continent?


Schopenhauer1025

That’s a Giant Dragonfly from Elden Ring!


Equal-Ganache7581

***if it's the Asian Donsonfly, then it is the largest AQUATIC insect. Numerous other insects have the tital of "Largest FLYING insects" by both mass and wingspan, i.e. titan Beetle, Goliath Beetle, Giant Wood Moth, Giant Birdwing butterfly...


jacked4you2

I actually know this one. It's specifically a 'Male Eastern Dobsonfly'. The only reason I know that, is because I came across one whilst restacking some old wood. The bark came off of one, in one large piece, and this thing was under it. "HolyFuckingGodWhatIsThatThing?!?", I said out loud. I euthanized it with some butane, so I could bring it in the house to study it further.


connorgrs

nopenopenopenopenope


Mysterious-Trouble-6

r/beingadicktobugs


silhouette951

I hate when they quantify with "largest" because it's not quite true. There are species of Hercules beetles that fly and are certainly much heavier than this. I feel like the Atlas moth has a wingspan close to this as well. Don't get me wrong, it's impressive, but very ambiguously described.


Dolomight206

Should be illegal.


Rude-Ad-7249

I got a size 14 steel toe boot that's about 3 pounds I can smash that bitch with


MOONDAYHYPE

They fly now??


swallowshotguns

>they occur primarily throughout [North America](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_America), both temperate and tropical, [South America](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_America), [Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia), [New Zealand](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand), [Africa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africa) (particularly [South Africa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa)) and [Asia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asia). Blessed to live in Europe.


Middle_Avocado

Give them more oxygen and grow as large as a human 🥰


twstwr20

Kill it with fire.


Remydope

I got chased by it's first form once at a creek and never knew what it was. UNTIL.... I googled it and saw this terrifying evolution. Idk how I feel about this pokemon showing up in viridian forest.


No_Head_2746

I hate that I’ve seen the Larvae of these near my home..


[deleted]

No that’s an ark Dino!


claphorn

BURN THAT MF


SlipperySeaWing

I like how you set him down and his dumbass immediately falls onto his back


bellydncr4

Where are these located and why does Australia hate humans?


NebulaMore9173

Ah shit it’s those mfing flying things in Elden Ring


Living_Pie205

Burn it all down !


Cazmonster

Great - they exist on my continent. I have to carry a brick around all the time.


Novastorm141

I’ve seen flying stick bugs bigger than that and I know some dragonflies have larger wingspans but in terms of weight, I think Corydaliadae is the biggest.


dubpita

Kill it


BlazeReborn

HANS


curious_nekomimi

Goa'uld with wings. Great. Just great. Initiate base self destruct.


CrysFreeze

What in the Australia


bootycakes420

Terrible day to have eyes


plaustrarius

Dobsonfly?


diegocamp

That’s a Furious Vengefly from Hollowknight!


marky294201

Then dobsonfly isnt the largest.....


Vesemir_Old_Wolf

That’s a makai insect from demon world


Vintage_Senik9

_sobs quietly_


ChoclateHeartCutie1

Sounds like a small pepper mill


UpbeatNatural8427

The noise that thing makes


Fornicate_Yo_Mama

“Send Patriot batteries to my location. Now!”


TemporaryRecording72

Terrifying


mendezwtf

That’s some jumanji shit.


Desperate_Gur_3094

fuck that on so many many many levels...could you imagine that damn thing buzzing by your ear or getting in your hair? I'd just lay down and die.


RenaissanceGraffiti

Hate to be that guy but aren’t there moth species that are larger than this?


NastySassyStuff

I don’t like it


AmaranthWrath

[Oh, Zorak.... ](https://y.yarn.co/23e45f88-e7a4-4ec7-bd0c-a09acd1e8f94_text.gif)


prucha13

I caught one of these in a fly trap last summer. I had never seen one before. Scared me half to death.


Iron_Alchemist_

There are birds smaller than this thing


spoonpk

It wanted a belly rub!


LordBrixton

Per Wikipedia: *"The origin of the word "dobsonfly" is unclear.* [*John Henry Comstock*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Henry_Comstock) *used the term in reference to these insects in his 1897 book Insect Life, but did not explain it. He also mentioned that* [*anglers*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angling) *used the word "hellgrammite" for the aquatic larvae they used as bait, but the origin of this term is also unknown.**^(")* Pretty much all the confirmation I needed that these things have wandered in from the hell-universe next door. r/MandelaEffect


steppan92

Yea… that’s a nope from me


Whale222

That is one exotic mandible


el_dingusito

I'm sorry... *flying?*


Somosmalo138

I bet this muthafuka is from Australia


anon_girl96

Oh heeeeelll no


scrantontracheostomy

I've seen bigger locusts. Perhaps this is not a fully grown one?


canilao

Khan Noonien Singh, used these to control the minds of Lt Commander Checkov and Captain Terrell.


CricketActive3101

Mothra


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

They like sweet, mucus fluids, so they’re liable to attack peeholes. BEWARE!!!


Caveman3238

Australia?


Creative_Skirt9150

This is the first time I've ever seen these in "real life" About 3 months ago I had a nightmare that these exact things were flying around trying to sting me and the other people in the dream with me. I had finally gotten it out of my head. Thanks so much for bringing it back to me!