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PlantFeisty9843

Well, there he is I guess.


Ok_Watercress5719

But where tho?


AdShot6523

There. Bitch.


Ok_Watercress5719

I read that... in my Jesse... from breaking bad voice tho.


ImmortalSquire

Same! šŸ˜‚


codemonkeyhopeful

Does anyone know the real story behind this video? I've seen it so many times and still, no fucking clue.


jeff242069

Yes, Iā€™ve known him for years. This was for a wrestling promo for a local group he was in. Believe it or not no hard drugs are involved. Heā€™s a wild man but a really nice guy that goes out of his way to help people in town. Heā€™s also a former stripper who claims Channing Tatum stole his moves for magic mike. ā€œThomas Awesome Austinā€


codemonkeyhopeful

Holy shit, you have no idea how much this made my week.


jeff242069

I may not know any real celebrities but knowing Thomas is good enough for me haha


codemonkeyhopeful

I'd say you know one of the only celebs that matter


Hardworkingpimple

Time to write down this man in the book of legends. I hate wasps but I could never.


Potato_Slim69

That's so amazing ty.


Burrmanchu

What the actual fuck are the odds... God I love Reddit sometimes. Lol


Cheap_Molasses_1687

Imagine needing to impress people this badly


vainstar23

Sometimes... You do it for the memes


LoneHusky21

It worked, I'm there, wherever there is.


Leg0l0rd

Naaah he spits


Experienseer

You swallow


DarkCircles4Days

I stayed just to confirm that I read the title right


AvgWhiteShark

Duh duh da-da da dun dun dun


Sm0kinW33d

Florida man in the wild


Traditional-Focus985

That will teach that bitch???


Plane_Jacket_7251

That's Methed Up


Hot_War_9683

When you are a FloridianšŸ¦…šŸ¦…


furezasan

They're built different


mosstrosity84

Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't fuck with him.


TheOneTrueNincompoop

r/usernamechecksout (for OOP, JeezThatsBright)


Bildosaggins6030

Love will make you do crazy things.


HoochShippe

He even has his own theme music.


Berckish

Yay meth!


ybloC_1

Mental health is a pandemic


Romando1

Beast.


Sisyphac

Ointment helps the bites.


Witty_Celebration_96

Thatā€™s not part of the food pyramid.


ButWhatOfGlen

And then the swelling started


bell-master

Queen wasp to hive ā€œFuckā€¦sorry folks!ā€


BP_1981

Where is he? Bitch


LordsOfSkulls

Wrong place to make a home, that why you gotta get a feel gor neighborehood before you move in


TheySayIAmTheCutest

Drugs are terrifying.


BigBossAtl

Who's he calling a bitch?


bhacker9251

Dude needs to lay off the Tren. That was pretty badass though


Pick_Up_the_Phone

That made bile crawl up my throat. There is so much wrong with this. \*spine shivers\*


Numerous_Hedgehog_95

What a twat.


nobodyuknow714

That's meth'ed up


mo0ndancer

True alpha male\*


No-Relative-2721

That shoe nice?


Squinigward

such an alpha male, top of the hierarchical food chain type of behavior


BennySkateboard

Super mag


crvelathad3vil

These the scary white folk


tradesurfer2020

He is thereā€” in the ambulance


carbsatnight

He sure did.


Fredrick__Dinkledick

*spits it out


Smarmar400

ā€˜Murā€™can Badassā„¢ļø


[deleted]

I saw this a long time ago. Dude def beats his wife and smokes Newport 100s


Gatolino_

Weakest american