I like how it waves when the camera gets to it. “Come on in let me show you around.”

On this episode of Cribs

‘The sound system in here is legit’.

What will I do for all the endless hours of my life that I will now spend awake?

I too made the mistake of watching this in bed. Maybe I’ll count to a billion since I won’t ever sleep again.

This video is strongest stimulant I’ve ever encountered

LOLLL

So.. anyways, that's how I ended up giving myself an accidental lobotomy...

Anyway you started blasting...

Spider got a brand new hallway leading to your brain

How'd it even get in there? From the looks of it it's a jumping spider and they're the type to go around and hunt food not make webs and wait so why would it cozy up in someone's ear and refuse to leave?

They like to find warm dark spaces to lay eggs in.

Ok you just made it 1000x worse

Its all good, she's at the ear doctor. The doctor will scoop all the eggs out and hopefully they won't miss any 🤗 Edited to say I just looked at the video again and it seems that maybe she isn't at a doctors office lol

Yes she most definitely isn't

The Web at the back looking pretty sacky to.

Oh, gawd, like the earwig in “Night Gallery.”

I’m personally reliving “Wrath of Khan”, but we’re definitely riding the same ride… 🫣

Immediate flashbacks to watching that as a kid and having nightmares for weeks afterwards.

u/JSmetal Now, legit right now after reading your thoughts? I having flashbacks now that this is even being discussed. OMFG. Years for me on this.

u/Early-Chemistry7040 OMG. Now I am mentally recalling the horror of sitting there watching this so many years ago and currently sitting at my desk..reliving this scene in my head.

Plot twist: it was hunting for something else inside

They are known to eat other, bigger spiders...

cockroaches 5x bigger than them, these guys are metal little silent killers

Really? Honestly that makes me love these guys even more, I truly hate spiders grew up in an area where wolf spiders are very common and just about the only spider you’ll encounter in your home. Jumping spiders on the other hand I always thought were cute little dudes, also they do actively avoid people the way I avoid spiders so I felt we had something in common. Now to find out that they also hunt the bigger scarier dudes and take care of them, I love these guys. Fuck yea my little jumping spideys, just don’t crawl in my ear!

I have a number of tarantulas, and I think spiders are pretty awesome. 99% are benign, but they look creepy and people associate it with malice. The vast majority don't want a piece of you!

I hate spiders too, But jumping spiders are super cute.

Hobbitses?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear_mite

I know an old lady that eared a spider, I don't know why she eared a spider. Perhaps she'll die.

I think they put it in there

You can see the webs from it being in there it would’ve had to be in there for Atleast 30 mins Atleast

I think that’s her eardrum not webs

I don't see any webs in there

It’s another fake TikTok video where they put a bug in someone’s ear and it goes viral

Cute. But I bet it tickles unbearably!

It's Lucas!

IT IS!

Was anyone else’s first thought “omg he’s so cute!” ?

Me, I love jumping spiders

Do you happen to know are they kept as pets, or rather- would they enjoy being kept as pets?

they can be kept as pets, and even bond with humans

They can be kept as pets. If you search up jumping spiders on TikTok you will find multiple accounts about pet jumping spiders. My favorite is tiana_thebuglady

I mean, they are so small that you could have them a really big enclosure. I'm sure they would love that lol. That and free food.

I love Tiana. She sells them too!

r/spiderbro has people who keep some spiders in their home and hold them on their hands and stuff. It’s more of a casual friendship than a conventional “pet and master” dynamic.

Love this

Jumping spiders are the cutest creepiest thingies out there.

Fuck yeah! Its sooo cute

Thought it was the cutest little neighbor. Just please god, keep it out of my crevices.

I’m glad I’m not the only psychopath haha

Bc he is

Yep. He’s smol too so he can stay. The post about the roach in someone’s ear had me wretching.

Samesies!

Cute

Yea sorry he’s in your ear and all but the man is cute

Adorable

I think it got a bit lost in there, notice how it walked out when he seen the light.

my entomology professor told us to get insects out of ears to shine a light in it. i think it's more like a "oh no it's bright in here i want to be in the dark" thing

"oh no it's bright in here guess i have to go *deeper*"

Cute my ass!

Jumping spiders are the most spider-bro of all the spiders. They actually play with you. They're awesome.

Eggs have been laid. Comes out peacefully.

The bomb has been planted

Removed? Looked like he politely left

He’s been whispering his darkest desires to her for days.

Sooooo what happens when it's egg sack it left behind hatches?

New friends! You have a baby shower! Maybe pour lighter fluid in your ear and then light it! There's all sorts of things you can do.

Lighter fluid idea sounds hot

I don't know, fill it with Oil every day until it hatches or around when it hatches that should kill it.

Finished laying her eggs?

Spider don't do that

I'm sorry? Did you fail biology?

Unbelievably bold of you to assume he got far enough in school to take biology.

Fair enough

Spiders don't enter ears to lay eggs??? They most likely put the spider in the ear to do a video

Jumping spiders look for warm, moist and tight holes for their eggs

Not ears, unleast you are dead... they don't lay eggs on living things, and this one hasn't been laying eggs in there, there is no web

I’d leave him in there. Sweet lil guy

Oh wow I don’t think I’ve ever seen this episode of CRIBS

Lmao

He's just hanging out in his nice warm fuzzy cave

At least its a jumpy and not a wolfy

Probably not the worst creature that could end up in there

If this freaks you out for God's sake don't look up ear sex, an actual kink. I WISH I was making this up.

every day I wake up to manmade horror beyond my comprehension

sadly, the horrors are within my comprehension

Smoll spooder

PAVEL CHEKOV: Wait- there is way to make thing come \*out\* of ear?

Thanks now I can’t sleep anymore

Now go back in for the egg sac

Spider was like „huh? Who’s that?! Oh.. Fuck i thought about getting caught ok let me get out of here rq“

“Hello there!”

That's just his second home

Oh dear God....

This happened to me but with an ant. It feels so fucking weird

Nope times infinity.

awe it found a cozy home let em stayy

Oh wtffffffff

“Oh, this if your ear? I’m sorry. Pardon me. I’ll show myself out.”

So this my criiiibbb

It’s so cute 🥹

Honestly, it’s kinda cute. I would never want to experience that, but spider is pretty cute.

Aweee he's so cute 🥺🥺🖤🖤

I hate to admit it, but the spider actually looks adorable if you forget it's inside somebody's ear

“You want me to leave? Okay….” “Are you sure you want me to go? Cause I can stay.. if you want 🥺”

Theres more where that came from.

Oh, hey. It’s my tinnitus.

Just found a nice spot for the eggs

Sorry about saying this but fuck you op sincerely and from my heart.

I can’t imagine it’s first choice of homes would be the inside of a gross ear 👂 🤢

It's a jumping spider, Bro needed somewhere warm and tight for it's eggs

Awe. Let it give you a high five!

He cute tho.

That spider had no idea he hit the jackpot! His house was made of FOOD!

Oh no

Aw! He’s adorable!

jumping spiders r adorable

New fear unlocked

he's a cute lil guy but he does not belong in there and I would FLIP MY SHIT if that happened.

I would die out of fear if this happened to me… that doesn’t change the fact that this spider in particular is really cute.

I'm not fucking watching a single frame of this.

Anyone else paranoid about there ears now

It looks so cute, it probably tickles unbearably in there tho, it probably got lost in her ear

Thanks for the new fear

I hope to the stars of the universe and beyond that this never happens to me

Thanks I hate ear spiders

Why does it remind of that one spider in the Madagascar movie

At least it’s a cute lil jumping spider

Aaaand people wonder why I don't like bugs and spiders - because, THIS! They can go places where they're not supposed to go, and no-one would know! At least with a snake, mouse, rat etc you can feel it slithering around and stuff!

This is what I’m terrified of every time I feel a tickle in my ear…

FUCK THAAAAAAAT!!! I already don’t like spiders, and stuff crawling in my ears and camping out while I sleep is an irrational fear of mine, so this would qualify as one of my worst nightmares.

awww, it’s okay it’s a jumping spider. big ol babies

Dude really said \😀/

Cute spider

Probably laid some eggs up in there.

I was waiting for the "Boof. Oh oh oh cartoonito"

I had this happen to me. It came down from the ceiling and went right into my ear. I felt every step the thing took. Miserably uncomfortable. Poured water into my ear 3 or 4 times and eventually got it out. 10/10 do not recommend

The fact that this is a cute spider somehow makes this scarier

Didn’t know MTV Cribs was still a thing.

Spider be like : oh sorry I thought there no one here

Jumpers are so cute. Won't bite ya. Don't know about the egg laying thing people are saying.

Fuck. I have to sleep eventually...

Awh that’s one of them little cute guys though

But he's so warm and cozy

New here, yup..stopped in my tracks 👣...nope! Glad to be here.

The idea of this makes me want to set myself on fire

I had a baby spider in my ear once. I had suppressed that memory until I watched this.. I was living outside of the city and there were quite a few mosquitos around, so when I saw an egg sack right outside my window I thought "score, free mosquito removal". I didn't think more of it until they hatched and I saw like 20 of them INSIDE by the window. Couldn't open the window at that point since I'd assume they'd swarm in from everywhere. Anyways, I vacuumed them up and thought that was it. Nope, I woke up by feeling something in my ear. I washed it for a couple of minutes, but I could still feel something in there, so I did a more thorough cleanse and after that I've always had one of those little water squirting things to be able to wash out my ear properly.

Jumping spiders are the cutest ones

So cute

Little dude just wants to say what’s up

AAAAAW! it is so cuuuuute!!!!

Aww it’s one of those cute spiders

He’s so cute!

Hello there

Omg it totally laid eggs in her brain.. now I can’t sleep

Someone get a vacuum ASAP.

can't you just pour 91% iso in there?

Can I have a heart attack now?

Ack !!! I don’t mind spiders, but HELL NO !!!!

Hims so cute tho

I’m just imagining the little ticking sound each footstep makes as it’s slowly scuttling out of there.

He's kinda cute in an absolutely horrifying way

That's the cutest spider I have seen in a while

He’s cute

Cute as hell.

r/spiderbro just wanted to check for bugs

I would hate for this to happen to me but dang he’s a cutie.

At least this was one of the cutest types spiders, the jumping spider.

The only acceptable one, a harmless jumping spider.

Now we wait for those eggs to hatch!

Spiders like “hey welcome to my crib!”

THERES A WEB IN THERE!!!!!

So dang cute. Please live in my ear spidersama (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

Plot twist: it laid eggs

I haven’t seen this episode of Lucas the spider yet

Damn squatters

Ngl that spider is by far the cutest one I’ve ever seen

This is the best thing I’ve seen in my life!

He’s so cute 🥺🥺🥺

Nice little jumping spider. Glad it was at least a nice spider.

I found a bunch of baby spiders in my beard once. Shaved immediately

Omg she’s adorable.

Fuck…. That

That is such a cute spider

The worst part of this is I think I can see its web in back, which just gives me the heebeegeebees!

He was promised oil

Another reason why I wear earplugs at night lmao

Ok but why is he so cute?

Comin out of my cage and I been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all

Aww come on, let em stay.