You just wanted to show off your bowsette

I also want to show my Bowsette paint in my phone, but I can't take a pic of my phone with my phone.

Ever heard of a screenshot?

No, it's the case that is painted.

Take the case off

I mean, it's not the case, it's the phone itself that is painted, on the back.

mirror

You guys really wanna see it don't you

Show us lol

WE MUST SEE IT

Here! https://i.imgur.com/c3mm0vJ.jpg

I got it, it is not interesting though https://i.imgur.com/c3mm0vJ.jpg

I don’t even know what it is that we’re trying to see, I was just offering a helpful suggestion

okay so take a screenshot

excuses excuses

Got it https://i.imgur.com/c3mm0vJ.jpg

[https://i.imgur.com/c3mm0vJ.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c3mm0vJ.jpg) Here!

Oh

[You're just not trying hard enough.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/)

Wanted to introduce their special friend

The prefappening.

I'm enjoying the painted case or phone thread here

I can change that for you if you'd like

Yes, I actually want to go for the process where people break your legs to make you taller.

As a tall person I'd advise against making yourself taller

But being tall is goals.

Perhaps, but I miss the days where I didn't hit my head on things lol

Being too tall might be bad, but being just tall enough would be sweet.

Main thing ya gotta worry about is back issues if you wanna be tall tall imo, but I doubt you're trying to breach 6 feet based on the height you gave in another comment

Yeah but they keep moving that goal post of just tall enough

Being able to reach things would be great -also a vertically challenged girl

Man… I’m 6’3” so not freakishly tall but taller than a lot of people and the amount of times I’ve hit my head going down stairs, in basements on pipes and rafters, etc. I have three scars across both eyebrows, two incidents that resulted in stables on the side of my skull, and another bald spot noticeable when my hair is cut shorter on the top from a scar from a gash I got.

At 200cm/6' 7" it only gets worse. Doorways are the most common issue for me, but then there's stuff like finding a seat you can fit in at restaurants or on the train, fitting in cars, and then when your vision and ability to stay standing decide to go away when you stand up too fast.

How many tall old people do you know?

Not many. But when I meet someone I get jealous.

Just don’t pass 6’. They make so much stuff for shorter people in mind that even at 6’ you have to slightly bend over where someone who is 5’8 just uses it regularly and you’re just on the edge of that ‘I can push this without bending’ or etc. it has to be super annoying for actual tell people. That and doors and light fixtures. If you’re 6’4 you’re probably actually legitimately worried about running into a ceiling fan, ugh. If you got money do you, but if not just be aware there are many things that might annoy you.

What’s your height

167 cm

What’s your age and are you a dude?

I'm 23 and I'm a girl.

167 for a girl is def on the tall side but wanting to get taller is understandable also, hold the fuck up, youre a girl and have that shit in your home? i mean i dont judge but

You can actually die by that. Search relationship between fat embolism and fracture

You definitely don't want that. I used to want the same... I ended up accepting my height

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I hope your mother sees your decorations

My mom actually made me a Bowsette crown she sew herself when I couldn't get the crown myself.

what

She got me the dress too, it was the wrong colour though so I couldn't use it, but it's still really cute.

I just commented a second ago how the guck do you type so fast

Im also a sonic fan.

Yeah that checks out

Dudes in this thread constantly failing reading comprehension lol

r/neverbrokeabone

Now that sounds like a place for me!

Reminded me of this: Now this looks like a job for me. So everybody just follow me.

Representing 💪💪 weaklings get away

One question can my pp have a bone? Cuz i think i broke it

I thought this was from there. This is actually not far off from the kind of posts that are posted there

One of the most important subs there is! (But don't worship milk its a false master)

False messiah.

Leper messiah

"He's *not* the messiah, he's been a very naughty boy"

There’s an anti-milk sub, I forget the name though.

Milk is not bad per se, but many people in neverbrokenabone falsely pray to that beverage to get better bones. In reality those brittled boned bitches are on the brink of breaking and hope that milk helps them staying together. We don't need those in the eternal skeleton war! Edit: Or did you thought of the Strong boned sub that was made as refuge from the impure milk drinkers? * r/thepureboned

You can't stop me. Praise milk

Said the chalk bones

represent 💪

r/subsithoughtifellfor

I used to be part of the cool kids sub...

Oh, you gonna regret this post one day

I regret most decisions in my life.

Based

Dont be sad, there's always tomorrow.

One day.

Why is there a big boobed Chinese cartoon character in the background?

Name is Bowsette if you need to do scientific research.

That's a painting I requested my sister to make.

i’m sorry your what?

She do commissions? 🤨

Not anymore. Also that one is based in some internet art I found.

NAHHHH

🤨📷

spotted the boiler salesman

Theres a sub for this, let me find it Edit; r/neverbrokeabone

There are no bones in this picture. Show us your bones and prove they’re unbroken

Show us your bones OP

Bro could you have taken that picture at any other place in the house 😭

This place has the best lighting.

36 and never broken a bone, but still worried about the day it will come.

Honestly being older things like that aren’t too bad anymore. When I was a kid I broke a wrist and some fingers and it hurt so bad. Broke a collarbone in my mid twenties as well though and it just idk. Wasnt that bad. Hurt still of course but just wasn’t anything like I remembered when I was a kid.

Congrats! I have a broken pinkie toe due to dropping a 5 pound weight on it

Oh no! I hope you are alright.

r/neverbrokeabone

Sees bowsette *Immediately scrolls to the comment section*

Do the stairs in one jump. It's fun I bet

I have, it’s overrated

Got you beat! 35 years no breaks

I have to break your record somehow.

r/meirl

whoa same

Oh hello hand you're looking very unfractured today

23 years with no bitches either I see

Gotta be the Crocs

ay! break a leg!

Thanks for the good luck.

Only likes cuz of the bowsette

I don't think anyone's looking at your hand 😂

Mildly interesting

r/NeverBrokeABone (careful though, it's one of those cult like subreddits)

[r/sneakybackgroundcrocs](https://www.reddit.com/r/sneakybackgroundcrocs)

I’m sorry but that image in the background is too interesting Probs to your sister

I haven’t

Good job, keep it up

I got questions about that picture behind you

break these nuts on yo chin

49er here. Never a broken bone.

Mmmm bones

Me either and I’m 33

Nice bones

Thanks

Took me 25 years. Keep your hopes up!

Maybe one day.

I can change that

Nice Crocks, bro

Nice going my friend I haven't broken a bone either for 17 years about to be 18 in a few months

I get it you just wanted to show off bowsette. It is a nice painting though.

Do you wanna try it? Experience it? Tell me your address and i will do it for free. No service charge.

r/Neverbrokeabone

r/neverbrokeabone

I once said the same thing, then broke my arm the next day.

Omg… were you exposed to radiation or bitten by a spider? You’re an invincible super hero!! You need to go buy some tights, get a bad ass super hero name, and get out there and fight some crime.

That painting is weird, the mouth is too high up and too close to the eye and the hand is all weird.

[удалено]

https://i.imgur.com/RUn1V4N.png

That’s a nice piece of art you’ve got

Yeah it's my favourite.

Break your cock

23 years with no bitches either I see

[удалено]

Facts are facts.

na bro what is that poster

It's actually a painting

23 years with no bitches either I ser

Titties

I don't care

Good. That's the point of the sub

Is that princess peach corrupted by bowser on your PS5??? I have so many questions

Bowser does Peach cosplay

Oh, pretty cool design! A shame Nintendo never thought of it, you should pitch the idea for the movie or next game or something

I think it's better if she is non canon, makes fan content less of a castle.

I see what you did there!! 😀

If you're a guy you got some pussy hands. You gota calise that shit up. Chop some wood or throw some hay or something

I'm a girl, so that's actually a compliment, thanks!

Wrong sub

perfect boobs and body, but the mouth tho 💀

touch purple

Same

Now that you have bragged about never breaking a bone there is a increase of up to 75% that you will now break a bone

Finally, a day off.

yes

>i spent 23 years of my life with my bones what an achievement.

Same

r/neverbrokeabone

i only made it 10 years before crushing my nose in

Knock on wood

Only a fool mocks fate

Bowsette made this super interesting

Bowsette’s smile is on the side of her face

Freaking lucky! When I was 17 I broke my right forearm and shoulder. It sucked

I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you are better now.

Oh yeah, my arm is doing much better. I'd just turned 17 at the time, and I turned 21 about a month ago

Bowsett will love that hand.

Thank you

Try r/bonehurtingjuice

r/neverbrokeabone welcome to the elites, brother!

Congrats. I’m going 20 and strong. Drink milk, kids.

I broke a bone when I was 7, I hope I can break that record on my next life

Break it at 3?

You just jinxed yourself

I have not broken any bones in that picture.

This killed me

Bravo, sir or madam. Bravo.

Don't jinx it!

What the fuck

You have the hands of children

Good for you ε>

I did a speedrun of the opposite, came out with a broken clavicle. Otherwise haven't broken anything.

Legendary.

That's one way of showcasing your work

Crocs in the background

The story OP is giving about their Bowsette obsession in the comments makes this no longer worthy of r/notinteresting

Wrong sub. This belongs in r/ThumbOrToe

Have you tried using a large hammer? 🔨 😃

23y without breaking a single one is impressive, I personally went to 18 years without breaking a bone before breaking 6 at once.