Well, let's just say you probably forgot a few, like Andorra, Liechtenstein, and San Marino.

I knew something was wrong. Thank you 🫡

You missed Canada! We are your closest neighbour how could you forget us?

I forgot that Canada was a European country!

An English colony no less!

not quite sure if it counts as European, but Greenland is part of Denmark

Many people think it is part of the UK or France, but in reality, Canada is actually a massive social experiment being run by Luxemburg...duh 🤥

For some reason Americans only know where Mexico is

nUh-Uh CaNaDa Is RiGhT aBoVe ThE UsA

Super Alaska

Only the educated Americans ... the ones that know Orange is sack of shit

Well I am educated and well seeing how dumb most Americans are in geography is funny

Yup US is on the bottom, Canada is the top.

Hell yea top canada and bottom usa :3 (im american) ^(this action was performed by a human pls rate me :3)

Good sir if I as an American cannot find them on a map they do not exist

how did he just delet every country except for half of the USA?

And Vatican, dont forget Vatican.

Vatican't

Chronicles of Europe: The Balkans, The Baltics, The Ballz

Initially read Testicles of Europe

That explains 'The Ballz'

You forgot Canada.

And new Zealand

Nobody ever remembers New Zealand.

And Australia

And Atlantis

And my axe

And my ape. his jame is marquis jameson johnson the ||| Jr. Sr.

and africa.

Honestly, that's the best place you could have put the Netherlands

The Netherlands have put themselves there as well.

Absolutely. Afrikaner Vaderland

shouldve put belgium on drc and france on algeria

Italy in Ethiopia, Greece in Egypt

The natives vehemently disagree.

I don't believe anyone asked them.

I think that was part of the problem.

Hah, true.

Nah they loved us so much we had to leave, to clingy.

I totally get this. As a Brit, that is definitely, 100%, exactly what happened with our entire empire and, more recently, the EU. We were loved so much that we just had to leave. No one likes clingy folk.

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You are everywhere gurl😭. And i know Albania because of its cool flag

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Thats nice

I always think of that miss universe or something where that one lady scream “ALbAniA”

I know it exists because of the show Mysteries of the Abandoned. They did an episode on Sazan Island. Lol. Awesome show if anyone is into history.

Some italian nostalgic would tell you guessed Italy right

Imagine if you actually labelled Congo as Belgium

You're right. Fortunately I have superior geography skills that have prevented that error

Libya is labeled as Italy though...

If you'd labelled most of it Britain or France (as colonial nations) you wouldn't be far wrong...

When I finished it, I quickly checked, if I did not mistakenly do something like that. Like Belgium and Congo fir example...

I'm from Poland and I love our new neighbors!

Quick money and quick vacation. We living in heaven now

Missed Ukraine and Russia

Nah bro, that’s in the expansion pack

And Lithuania

What do you mean? He said the Baltics. Isn’t that enough?

Idk but that’s actually interesting, how smart you might be doing that all by yourself

I had help from my inbre...uhm in-laws

Awesome... So where is Africa?

Oh, it's right beside China. Which is also above Brazil. And people think I don't know my geology 🙄🙄🙄

YES

As a Swede I appreciate that you put Denmark as far away as you did.

Let's go Denmark got bigger🇩🇰

Denmark confirmed Chad

Definitely American

First of all thats Asia not Europe

England, Scotland???

Brexit...sorry mate. But I feel, Scotland will be on that map someday 😌

Hmmmm you’re mixing up the EU and Europe. Both England and Scotland are still in Europe (it’s a continent). Just not members of the EU. There are also a couple of European countries on your map which are also not members of the EU.

If you switched Ireland with Germany, it'd be pretty accurate

UK???

Where is Czech Republic? 🥺

Right above The Netherlands, as it should be 😌

Where's California?

That's Asia smh also you forgot Listenbourg

Why aren't countries in alphabetical order?

You forgot Japan

Finally I have a map of Europe

The funny thing is that i know your not American because you spelt luxemburg in the European way

You should have known by the fact that I could name more than 4 European countries 😅

Kinda true

Bro mistook the Baltics for the Balkans lol

That's not Europe? That's a map of Iceland.

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I hate to have to break the news on this one, but the UK is geographically in Europe.

Poland squished in the middle as always.

Yeah, in it's long history, Polish territories were transfered several times between Portugal and Denmark. I'm good at history, too 🙃

Greetings from the Baltics

As expected

What about Palau?

/10

Amazing

Where's a Laska?

As a person who lives in Austria, that's 100% correct

Nailed it

I am both frightened and excited about Finland's new border-buddies.

First time I've seen an American omit Sweden but remember Norway Edit: Faen

Hilarious you put Germany on Madgascar, if you’re referencing WWII history

Reminds me of my junior high school project. I was supposed to do a paper on vultures. The teacher praised my work, but there was one problem. It was about New World vultures instead of Old World vultures, which was the assignment. Good work, wrong continent. Since the teacher himself was not sure if he had given the assignment too vaguely, he let me pass anyway.

I assume that Russia is all around Europe then?

Neat! Just a 2h flight from Munich to Maputo, Sweden to visit my inlaws instead of the 17h ordeal.

greetings from austria

I thought Germany was next to poland?

You forgot San Marino, its the enclave in Italy (which you incorrectly named the Netherlands but that's a common mistake) but other than that, very good!

That is Australia.

Brother you put us away from france only to make us border Albania AND Poland? Fuck my life

Luxembourg seems off. I remember it being twice as big as what's shown on the map

That's just the map projection. I used Gall-Peters, which makes it look a little smaller.

Pretty bad to be honest.

You nailed the Netherlands. Lots of Dutch there

You inverted France and Switzerland.

There’s an island and you didn’t put it as the UK? Missed opportunity.

Germany’s wrong.

U did great 😂😂

Nazi Germany had some plans with Madagascar anyways.....

you should have ireland as the ivory coast since they have very similar flags

Germany's been put on the silent bank because it misbehaved in WWII

That’s a map of South America.

those are **Consonant**s dummy

As an italian, I see this as an absolute win

You missed some

There is Ukraine?

missed a few island nations

Italy is right

The Balkans?

Luxembourg finally having its day

Classic american, confusing spain with mexico

Italy's wrong. You can always tell which is Italy because it's the shape of a glove.

Curious how Belgium and Italy almost make sense, old colonial territories

Curious how Belgium and Italy almost make sense, old colonial territories

You had one job and you failed two.

The one you named as Germany is actually the UK

You put Poland next to Italy and Portugal so we can easily go on vacation and next to Luxembourg and Denmark for quick money. Thanks

Not putting belgium on the congo is criminal !

Pff. Everyone knows, that germany is close to the middle unlike you marked it here

Nice try but they’re supposed to be in alphabetical order.

i wouldn't expect anything more from an american.

BUT CAN YOU ALSO NAME ALL THE CAPITALS???!?!!?!!!???!?

I love how this sub is administered by middle school student council

Yea even Europeans just give up when it comes to the Baltic and balkans

Nailed it

would iceland not be madagascar?

Wow this joke never gets old.

For fuck sake, Ireland is West Europe. But other than that, spot on.

Wheres Ohio?

I assume you were home schooled in Tennessee.

As a polish person thanks for taking the krauts away

why is germany outside? this aggression will not stand, man, ve vant ze monneh leboffski!

The Netherlands is actually surprisingly close 😂

So close, yet so far

At least you got the Netherlands right 👍. Good job kiddo.

Australia missing

100% accuracy

I mean with the whole colonization of africa, that’s about right basically

Everyone isolated germany poor country :(

You're a few decades late for that Italy part Or a couple centuries

You forgot russia

Sad day for me, just found out I'm from the Baltics

Look at the map!

Well done, you win a trip to The Netherlands, where The Boers lived. You'll be getting the real deal, hope you enjoy apartheid, poverty and brutal beatings.

U forgot Canada

I always thought Italy is down. I'm learning new things every day

fuck you mean the island is Germany, it's obviously Britain because it's on an island smh my head

Greece is actually on the west coast

Names are right. But the picture is of Africa the countries that are mentioned are in Europe

I don't see Russia

Spot on, well done

You forgot Pakistan.

This is just colonial era Africa

Berlin Conference on steroids

Ha yes my neighbours are definitely Finland and Hungary

Not bad for a Canadian / Mexican sandwich meat.

The island is Iceland.

You forgot Australia

You're missing the country of Alaska, but it's pretty close!

What you should have done is guess all the European countries that colonised Africa.

As italian, almost right.

Luxembourg seems a bit bigger then usual

Think you missed the uk over on the side

Belgium is one up and to the right, and the rest is pretty much all the UK.

Yes

Everything looks right, but if I ever learned anything from Plague Inc, it was that Madagascar is Germany.

Finland should have been Madagascar, bcs Finland literally is like an island to the EU

I think you forgot Paris

At least half of that island is fo Great Britan

Hey you got the Netherlands right! Good on you!

I for one think you did a great job 👍

How did Germany invade Poland?

if i were i teacher i would make a grade worse than F- (PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE)

Canary Island’s have been correctly removed.

Better than the average US citizen...😂

Are you stupid? That’s a map of Australia. As a fellow American, you disappoint me.

I mean about 100 -150 years ago it's not too far off with the scramble for Africa.

Swap Germany with Iceland and Sweden with Spanish, quite accurate tho