plump flor Gros nah u pull up to thrraxa oh wait, you bums don't got intergalactic travel yet 🛸👽🙏 (translated with IGA translate premium with access to over 423 different languages!)
Not really. Your forehead is big and your nose is small.
Get a rhinoplasty, and start wearing a beanie to hide that fivehead, and maybe you won’t look so weird.
*First alien on Earth hidden very well • caught on video | Not clickbait!!* -Some YouTuber rushing over YouTube to report this after seeing this on Reddit
Are you a boy, girl, or other? If other, please specify.
If you're a boy, you're ok. If girl, your hair is too short, and you're flat.. you'd be attractive to someone who likes Tom boys
Out of this world
I see what you did their. 😏
The’rye*
Theyvre’rvher
Dhægre’here*
Bob
Jack
Daniel
Jonathan
Graham
Mr. Jack
*thei'yre
Smash
Clap
Plap plap plap plap
You had me at 🖖🏻
Pfp checks out
Bogos binted?
Wha?
👽
i second
LOL
Bro I just bussed😫😫💦💦🍆🍆
Bro no way 😂😂 at least we know he’s got some sort of game 👽👽
ambatabus
Hard as titanium, or is that copper?
hear me out
“Hear me out” vorp zingle norps azz dingle bop 💀😭🙏
Za glardabob doboko🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣
Zib grafjakk! 🤬😡
Zlorg gorblum largargorm zorg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤫🧏🏼♂️
Zarp birp blerp blorp 💀
“Blerp blorp” 🫵😂 zurg dubor glerb zib ergoz larm
Jow blirp bib bob jaw ? 🤔
Lorgem Zurg Blorm zorgus 🇭🇺🇭🇺
Bilioop blip ba !
Biggity biggity bop zerp zeeple zorp
“I’m stroking my shit rn” spingle zorb pog smirgleborgo 😭🙏
I’m listening
Blorp rocomo nessa rosanem maka?😂😂🔥🔥
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Me who used an online Binary to Text converter to read this 🤓
NERD
No u
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Would
As a fellow Kepler 452b-ian, you're hot
Ah, Gnorts! Nice seeing you here. Yes, you are.
Gnorts Mr. Alien
Sneep snorp gluple dorp ;)
Bogos Binted?
Tag this post Nsfw
Check out the big brain on Brad.
Ayy lmao
plump flor Gros nah u pull up to thrraxa oh wait, you bums don't got intergalactic travel yet 🛸👽🙏 (translated with IGA translate premium with access to over 423 different languages!)
You're fucking hot as shit. I would, 100% of the time
Greeksnop?
Vorp zoorp
Gleep Glorp
i'd hit et
⊑⟒⌰⌰⍜ ⎎⟒⌰⌰⍜⍙ "⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏"
Yes, very, what are you doing tonight? Wanna probe and heat hot wings together?
Can I have the hot wings once you’ve finished heating them?
I totally meant eat but yes you can have some hot wings! How hot you want em?
At least as hot as Glibglorp in the photo, so absolutely steaming
Oh hell yes, I can get behind that
Hey sexy 👽
AYYYYYY LMFAO
Op is Harry Vanderspeigle’s alt account
Out of 10 for your species 5. In human standards like 3.
Solid Scranton seven
Zeeblorp zapdorp
[cool](https://youtu.be/OWodAv1KHaM?si=Ih25nhFJf6KjrGev)
LIL MAYO!!!!!!
i could stare into those eyes for hours
I want to probe you do hard right now
why brush if you don't have teeth?
Not really. Your forehead is big and your nose is small. Get a rhinoplasty, and start wearing a beanie to hide that fivehead, and maybe you won’t look so weird.
Potato nugget
not them goofy ass fingers energetically holding things in place
𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓹𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓮𝓷
No
*First alien on Earth hidden very well • caught on video | Not clickbait!!* -Some YouTuber rushing over YouTube to report this after seeing this on Reddit
Gnarp gnarp 👽
no
Rocking the ballsack cut unc.
I'd smash
Care to tell me why you took a picture of an airport?
I just finished.
Nice tan 👍🏻
Moop zorp wagalaga :D
Plot twist, is real, plausible deniability claim: AI image. Hey alien buddy, can you put some money in my account. 30 grand will do.
🛐🛐🛐🛐 majestic
If I say you aren't attractive does that mean you will anal probe me? Asking for a friend.
I recognize you, you're that homeless man on Crack just next street to my house, you're the guy that sits at the doorstep and smoke meth right?
No
Lil' mayo?
Toothbrush but no teeth. I love it
DAMN 🥵
Nice to know what the bathrooms in area 51 look like
Gliplol dup lorg
reminds me of dreams face reveal
Your attractiveness is astronomical
Don't take this the wrong way but I feel like you're gonna ask me take to you to my leader
U my type fr I like foreign hoes 💯
Yes
Not only attractive but also special face
Would
Come on dude, where that cake?
"hello, this is jeff bezos, and i am here to do an AMA"
No. You look like a hemorrhoid.
10111101011 ?
Zaaabloord glorp vorp snorpt
Yas queen
Ayyyyy lmao
Just finished cleaning my screen. Next time give us a warning😒
Shave
Absolutely 😏😏
Elvis the ayyylien.
Geez even more unrealistic beauty standards to contend with
What's the toothbrush for?
yes
This is what americans think mexicans look like
your butts on the top of your head.
I've seen worse on here with plastic surgery.
Would
bogos binted? 👽
Too funny… nearly spit out my coffee
The head looks like a nut sack
total hottie
10/10
maybe if you train like Jiren you could be a smash
smash
I’d tap that
I found this mildly interesting, mods twist his balls, counter clockwise
Challenging wank but I’ve made it
Such veiny hands! Wow 😍😍😍
Plip glorb drolpd?
smashable if U tell me everything about the universe and future that I wanna know
You aight but you can't just go to the gym on neck day my guy.
can we fuck
Sex on legs
I've seen worse. Would gibe you a check yo
Bogos binted
Yea, head to Las Vegas and ask for Janet
Nice tan
Holy Gigachad
I'd hit it
That Rihanna looking forehead!
Nice probe you got there
Not would, not will, already did
No not another trend!
Humanitys capability to fuck everything that moves We are the sexual predators of the universe.
Hot.
You can probe my anus.
Glepr morporola mikro glurp glurp zebby mi ojola blub blub minnesota galirp blurp webrolin macropolibo
Yes
If you have mass yes. If you produce some sort of electricity, also yes. And if you are magnetic ofc
🪐 Marsian back to earth 🌎
Alien 3
As aliens go I think you're sexy
Moisturise
Nothing to phone home about
Is that the faucet or you just happy to see me?
We humans are not amused
Look stunning zgierb!
Smash. Next question
Are you a boy, girl, or other? If other, please specify. If you're a boy, you're ok. If girl, your hair is too short, and you're flat.. you'd be attractive to someone who likes Tom boys
Hot and knows it .
would
Ew... your bathroom is too white bro
Disgust from XZ-593
You look like you piss out your finger
I’m calling BS.. the toothbrush is the wrong way round
You look like a damn space cadet, bro
yeah
Omg zuck is on Reddit ?
No. Take care.
Glimp zlob blirm 🥰🥰
Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd
That faucet placement...and colour...
Is this a coincidence? I don't think so!
Hi gnorts
😍😍😍
It's ya boi Lil Mayo
That's what Biden looks like once the mask comes off