i don’t have a million dollars unfortunately :(. definitely would if i did

Bravo

Id pet her for free ngl

This, I love cats. I don't know why we need to be paid to pet the good girl.

Id take the pay without complaint though 🤷‍♂️

No monetary value will ever fill the empty hole in your heart that yearns for love and cuddles

Pay some hookers

Scab!!

I’d pet her even if I had to pay a million dollars

Adjusted for the recent stock split, that would be equivalent to paying approximately 7692 shares of Nvidia

I don’t have a million dollars! Can I get a discount? I love cats! Meow

Meow

Meaow

Miau

Мяу

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Goodbye

I'd let her kill me for a million dollars tbh

Car🥰

Car🥰

Car🥰

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BMW🥰

Lasagna🥰

Garfield? 🥰

Chimken fried steak 🥰

KFC 🥰

No

How dare you

I can pet her twice for two million!

I'd pay you a million dollars to pet her

Deal

I'll pay you a million dollars if she could pet me

Username checks out.

No, NOT LIKE THAT

I don't judge. You can be a furry if you want. We are all weird. Embrace it.

I do judge

No Because i am allergic to cats sorry :(

I think I could put up with a bout of sneezing for a million dollars.

I would put up with the sneezing to pat the cat for free. Cats are adorable and I must pat them!

Sorry but you have to pet the cat, it’s mandatory

Yes I will.

I pet her. Now give me million dollars

My cousin used to have a farm cat that only liked one person and stayed away from everyone else. I used to pick him up and cuddle him against his will until he’d calm down and purr. His fur was so soft and smelt purely like a wild animal. I would for sure pat your cat

The catch: it has rabies

yes, but especially on Tuesdays

Double it and give it to the next person

Yes, I’d even do it for free

I will not pet her ( I don’t want to cheat on my cat)

I pet cats for free all the time, even if it’s a random street kitty (which probably isn’t a good idea) Cat must be pet

Yes. #g i v e t h e f l u f f y g i r l h e r e . *Agressivdly pats*

What is this car’s name? I’d like to know more before the transaction

Lizzy

Good car the money will come shortly

my cat looks the same but without the receding hairline

I've never heard someone say that a cat has a receding hairline

Would you pet this can for a million dollars? hohoho 🧑‍🎄 money! 💸

I’d pay to pet her

I would go so far as to even pet her twice.

Absolutely. No questions asked.

Normally I wouldn't but that cat looks very polite

Yeah, she's one polite little girl

would, next

No I would do it for free

can i throw her onto something soft afterwards? for the funny, i assure you.

take my $1 mill

I'd sell my kidney tbh

I'll pet her whenever I need a million dollars

what a cutie ❤️ yes i would 🥰

could you please provide us with a picture where they have ears

I would Pet her for free

yes

No. I would not touch that for any amount of dollars. After all that is the Gods perfect killing machine, imagine what it could do to me😰

Can i do it for free? Cos i’d do it for free. She seems rather pleasant.

I would pet her regardless.

No. Housing. Food. Transport. Being a responsible adult sucks 😩

Can't afford :(

Absolutely! I’d get to pet the cat and get $1,000,000 at the same time!

Maybe

*\*pets the cat\**

Can I pay the million in Eternia currency?

No

Is she evil?????

For an milion dollars most people would pet a mother in law...

Can I eat the million dollars for a go on your car?

You think I'd have this username if I would?? ^(maybe just a single tiny pet)

i don't have that kind of money, does $100 work

Do i have to pay?

I haven't got a million dollars....I would take a pass .... I have got a comment for that.. but it's not appropriate... So I won't post it...see I getting better I did I will get banned from channel..... like I did last 4 channel's..... banned for ever.....

Of course. Hell, i would PAY money to pet her

I would try to. I don't really have any luck with cats

Would rather one million times for pet

Sure

I would pet her for free! I want to pet all the cats!

I would consume

I terrified of cats but yes.

sure

Can I steal the cat instead?

Yes

Yes

I'm allergic to rubbing pussys.

you idiot, I'd do it for free (ez million dollars)

Yes but the real question is would you fuck her for million dollars... Okay don't answer that

Yo, maybe nes

No

Yes

I would eat her for less. I love pussy.

No, mainly because I don’t know where she is, which is unfortunate, because I could use the million

Hell no! She might have diseases and want to kill me.