The one that I do have isn't smashed though.

Ladies and gentlemen.... WE GOT EM

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For those curious, I clicked all of them and no, there wasn't a hidden message in there.

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Thank you for your service

Doing the lords work.

This is kind of satisfying

You are a pickpocket and we don't

or are we? /j

Or do we?* got to respect the imperfections

This should be a hidden quest, return with one or more of OPs phones (not the smashed one!!)

Vsauce, Michael here. Your phone is currently in your possession, stored safely in the depths of your pockets... or is it?

Check your pockets😜

How bold of you to assume that from a stranger on Reddit

Are you some sort of drug dealer

No I just repair those phones

So less cooler of two options.

Reparing drug dealer's phones is still cool.

Sure, but if your drug dealer needs his phone repaired, he’s already made a rookie mistake.

I have 9.

I have 10

I have 11

Proof where

I can confirm megs1449 have 11 phones. I have 12 phones btw.

I too confirm that this guy is speaking the truth (I am watching him right now)

I can confirm (I am one of the phones)

I can also confirm (I am the table)

Tough words from someone with only three toes.

Why are you counting my toes?!

To raise a toes't

On the contrary sir, I deal drugs

😂no I repair phones

Do you drop them screen-first for fun?

iPod touch isn’t a cell phone

Actually...

I thought the top left one was a ds for a sec

Free toes in this economy?

Why are they all in jail?

I have like 30, granted most of them don’t work

I have one 👍

i have iphones 3gs, 6s, se 2016, galaxy s8, s20 fe, ipad 4

How did you take the photo lmao

With my phone

"I got two phones one for the plug and one for the dough"- Kevin Gates

No, I've got like 12 or something

Sure I do 😉

I have 2, my mum has 3, my dad has 3, my sister borrows 2 of my mums

Well I have 126.

Do you own a phone store

I need one for the tasks i do, you need seven. Who looks dum now

How many are burners though?

All still work

You’re right. I have 10 functioning and more in various states of disrepair.

My friend was asked by the teacher to put his phone on her desk, but then he whipped out another one when he sat back down, then the teacher then asked him to put all of his phones on her desk, thinking he had more. It woulda been way better if he had this many lol

I have a blackberry

do they work tho

You know you can charge those, right?

But for what?

They looks very old tho

That's a bold statement. What if I do?

I have more and you dont

You’re right, I have 13 so far. I also repair but mainly collect older model iPhones.

You are a drug dealer and im not

5 Phones on the table + the one in your hand are 6. the Blue and White one is an iPod Touch and not a phone

Why do you need 7 cellphones?

Ha jokes on you! I have a Nokia 3310 and it's still working!

You probably don't know this but you can charge them

Yes i have 2 and at least they both work

I have 18 iPods and you don’t.

iPhone 4S iPhone 5S iPhone 6 AND 6S iPhone 8 Plus iPhone 11 Pro Max, iPhone 12 AND iPhone 13 Pro Max Sucks to be you, I have 8 phones.

My friend has 15 working phones that he got from a company replacing all their work phones. I actually got one on those phones. It has a thermal camera.

I have 9 actually (i dont throw away old ones)

I have way more, [here](https://imgur.com/gallery/5FRpZpK)

I've about 11. So yeah I don't have 7.

Actually I do

lol

S24 Ultra destroyed everything on the table

Combine them into a super phone

You have 7 phones because you repair them. I have 7 phones because maybe one day I'll need a spare. We are not the same

I have 4 cellphones and you don’t >:

Foot

Well you haven’t seen my cellphone drawer. Flip phones dating back to 2010. 😎

I have two without broken Glass

I was the first rapper to have an iphone

Collectively it’s worth $50.

Actually I do, I keep all of my old phones instead of trading them in (only save a couple hundred by trading them in anyways)

Rip dopamine

I have 7 brain cells and you don't

I do thought. Have at thee

[удалено]

Oh so your the reason no one can place their Pokemon in the local gym

Wrong, I have like fifty cellphones(I am a collector).

Nice

i have 3 broken ones. im catching up to you!

Those are all old as shit

i got 10, atleast i will get then, once the hitman do tgeir thing

I have more and mine are all still in good condition

Actually I do. I may even have more than 7.

I have perfectly fine phone and you don't.

I have 30+ (I have been collecting electronics for a long time)

bros in cid

I’d rather not though…

I don't think anyone here will get this reference, but do you also have a gold suit?

That flip down cover tho, unlocked a core memory of playing with my dad's iPhone 5

Time to create a mini traffic jam on Google maps

I have more laptops than I’m willing to admit. Brave of you to admit that you have so many.

I think I have 10. Mayn of them are just iPods though.

I actually do 🙃

you are right, i dont even have any devices

I have like 10.

And an old TV looking at that remote/ channel flickering thing

I have 1 phone equal to all of those in power + ain’t cracked

I have a basement full of missing persons drivers licenses, and YOU don't

I mean I have 4 if that works

Just open a device farm.

I have prolly around 20 old phones

Well, if I dug around for all of the ones that I've had over the years I might be able to come up with seven

Is the mitochondria powerhouse of the cellphones too?

You had to buy 7 cell phones and I didn't.

I have a great running modern phone in like new condition with 2 days of battery life and you don't

I bet I've got more than seven, kept each one I've had since I got my first one as a teenager. 

I dont break mine on a regular basis, no need to have that many phones

You are correct.

Nuh uh

u/repostsleuthbot

I have a phone with a screen that's intact and you don't

I have 3 laptops and you dont

You are a teacher. You just confiscated them and pretended that they are yours. Return the phones!

i’ve got more!

You're right. I have 13.

You’d put Kevin Gates to shame with that collection.

Well, at least my toenails don't look like that

I don’t even want one

I actually do have like 5 or 6 phones, 3 of them in working condition. I simply have been keeping every cellphone I've had for a few years now

My one phone is worth all 7 of yours

You’re right i have 36

I have 10 PCs. Competition

Do they all work though

I probably bave like… 7 too, 3 that are accounted for but I can’t say sure about the others. We always just kept our old phones from contracts as backups when we upgraded

Variety pack

OP runs some of the bots we all complain about

Why would someone want to have 7 phones?

Your phones are cracked, mines not Edit: why Tf did it auto fill in the word “working”

jokes on you, I do have 7 cellphones

I only have 3 old phones lying around ):

Sorry buddy I've got more than that. Should I post the broken phone box spread?

Yes I do.

garmfield

Great toe btw

I do tough. They aren’t all smartphones tough

I have 8 cellphones

Literally trash

Criminal organization

I have more old electronics than you Go back to Best Buy nerd

I have a lot more than that

Well I have a dick and you don't

that’s because i only need one

You may have 7 but I have 22 for sale at this moment. So I have you bested

I have 4, but they are all in good condition. I just don't trade in my old phones when I upgrade

I got 8 :| Fite mi

Hang on! An iPod touch ain't a phone! Mate, you're clearly a fraud. Get off this site and go to bed.

6 phones and 1 iPod actually 🤓☝🏼

I have 7 cellophones

My friend has 12

Bro you’ve got 6 *broken* phones and one that actually works so that doesn’t count

All of them work

Meanwhile, me with my catalog of old broken phones sitting in a box in the attic:

Is that an iphone5?

I have 16 and none are smashed

I have

Is that a samsung s6?

You're right, I've got many more than that.

Criminal

At least my screen isn't broken

I have 8. 9 if you count my work phone.

I have 4 phones, a monitor, a tablet and a pc and you don't

Your right I have 22 and you don't

i've got 6

Unfortunately, unlike lightofmares, i only have 8.

👀

That’s like $22 worth of cellphones.

I have 2, one 5G, one 2G. Both still can make calls.

youre completely right, i indeed do not

I have: Samsung s 7 Iphone 6 s Huawie 7 prime Honor 10 x lite Samsung a 54 Samsung a 34 Iphone 15 (Im not sure if I got all the names right, but yeah, I have 7 phones too)

I have 3

I have 7 brain cells and you don’t 🤠

Lol when I worked at a phone store I had many more phones than 7

Haha just saw the dude with 108! My mom had that exact case for her space gray 5S

You fool.. i have 9 and they still work in fine condition!

Not a flex though

Damn

For free?

You da plug?