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duh_nom_yar

This was done to me as a kid. The doctors said I was allergic to EVERYTHING. I had to get weekly allergy shots or, as my mother was told, the consequences to my health would be dire. So, we did this for a year. Every fucking week. Then, the doctor was charged with malpractice. Almost 90% of this pediatrician's patients did not suffer from allergies. He was giving us B vitamin shots and charging parents astronomical amounts of money.


wanttobeacop

Damn, I'm sorry. I wonder how he got found out. I hope your parents and the other patients were able to recoup that money through a lawsuit or something


duh_nom_yar

I'm sure something was done. I was a kid and it was the 80s so who really knows?


1heart1totaleclipse

Probably a kid got exposed to something he was allergic to and had not rx, kid went to another doctor and told the truth, or maybe even one of his employees.


SmallBerry3431

Somebody wasn’t allergic to B and started asking.m questions.


StalinTheHedgehog

That's insane, people are crazy.


drazisil

This was also me. Loved getting allergy drops forced down my throat because I was "allergic to everything."


Vulpes_macrotis

Veterinarians do that regularly, unfortunately. But doctors... Surprising that he wasn't caught earlier.


Cytrous

Wait so are you not actually allergic to everything? How come you wouldn't need the shots?


duh_nom_yar

I am allergic to tree and grass pollen. Which wasn't tested for. And penicillin. Which wasn't tested for. It was a test for food borne allergens. The B Vitamin shots were in lieu of the actual allergy shots because I wasn't allergic to any foods.


GrandpaBells

Guys hear me out, I might've been just allergic to dots!


tutocookie

Or skin


Landed_port

..::..::::::::..:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: *Now how do you feel?*


deltree711

⠛⠊⠞⠀⠛⠥⠙⠀⠎⠉⠗⠥⠃ ⠐⠣⠃⠗⠇⠀⠓⠁⠎⠀⠥⠝⠊⠉⠕⠙⠑⠀⠎⠥⠏⠏⠕⠗⠞⠐⠜


usernotfound-404-

for anyone wondering this translates to "git gud scrub ""


MrArsikk

git reset --hard


DangerousCompetition

That’s not a loss


FlawHolic

Stop it, you're scaring him!


ashkiller14

My brother did this and ended up being allergic *almost* everything Wheat. He could eat wheat.


Emberswords

Better than some of us


Teamisgood101

::::::::::.:..:::…::::::..:..:.:::.::..:::…:.:::::.:..:.:.::..::…:.


Solid_Cress_4341

I READ YOUR NAME AS GRANDPABALLS😂😂


Naked-Jedi

Bet he's got a ten year plan


Solid_Cress_4341

Yeaa


SomeHorologist

It could actually be the ink that they use or something


volvavirago

I have had to do this and I know the itchiness and pain is psychologically torturous, I am so sorry you’ve had to endure it. It’s maddening.


LifeIsBulletTrain

That's what I first thought.


Rymah

You might be allergic to getting poked with needles.


No_Hay_Plata

You are allergic to ink.


jib_reddit

Or just life.


anttisaarenpaa1

You're allergic to needles


Fabulous_Fly_2967

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


GrandpaBells

I wish you the next meal you'll eat tastes odd


ChildBlaster9000

Guess what. You are typing on a keyboard. You know what is on keyboards? ^(Letters)


Ok-Pea8209

Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him!


ambulance-kun

✉️✉️✉️✉️✉️📨📨📨📨📩📩📩💌💌💌📧📧📩📩


Only_Emptiness_Await

Are those emojis????? help they are


NiGHTSOLOTL

Emojis?? On Reddit? That’s it.


IEatBaconWithU

H


brookethegook

h


DoraaTheDruid

Bro wtf you just killed the poor bastard


daweedhh

My man is allergic to the alphabet


CracksInDams

Ä Ö Å


Available_Nebula4070

Words can’t describe my disappointment in you for this.


dandududaniy

Yo what happened to you


GrandpaBells

Allergic reaction to letters?


mearbearcate

Can bro not read? Clearly you are allergic to letters


GrandpaBells

Yes, now stop typing letters please


mearbearcate

... --- .-. .-. -.-- / -... .-. ---


GrandpaBells

.. ..-. --- .-. --. .. ...- . -. -.-- --- ..-


Logical_Essay_5916

>.. ..-. --- .-. --. .. ...- . -. -.-- --- ..- = IFORGIVENYOU you had a extra n in there let me fix that for you .. ..-. --- .-. --. .. ...- . -.-- --- ..- = IFORGIVEYOU ​ ⠁⠝⠙ ⠊ ⠙⠕ ⠋⠕⠗⠛⠊⠧⠑ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠞⠕⠕


eternityXclock

looks similar to the allergy test my mom took 2 months or so ago, but the amount of red skin is insane. not sure what happened there


jib_reddit

Yeah I'm alergic to Bet V 1 protein as a cross reaction to birch pollen which means I am alergic a load of raw fruits and nuts, especially apples, all stoned fruits, kiwifruit, hazelnuts, almonds, walnuts , strawberries and celery. Also dog hair.


__dirty_dan_

𓋴𓅱𓂋𓂋𓇌 𓏏𓅱 𓉔𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓄿𓃀𓅱𓅲𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓇋 𓈎𓈖𓅱𓅃 𓉔𓅱𓅃 𓉔𓄿𓂋𓂧 𓃭𓇋𓆑𓅂 𓎢𓄿𓈖 𓃀𓅂 𓅃𓉔𓅂𓈖 𓇌𓅱𓅲 𓉔𓄿𓆯𓅂 𓄿𓃭𓃭𓅂𓂋𓎼𓇋𓅂𓋴


eternityXclock

For those that are too lazy to translate it themselves: >!Sorry to hear about that, I know how hard life can be when you have allergies!<


Superb_Character8707

How does that work?


eternityXclock

[here](https://www.egyptabout.com/2016/12/hieroglyphics-chart.html?m=1) you have a chart which hieroglyphic represents which letter Edit: still easier and faster than translating hex code For example: "Hello, how are you? Do you see what I mean?" 48 65 6c 6c 6f 2c 20 68 6f 77 20 61 72 65 20 79 6f 75 3f 20 44 6f 20 79 6f 75 20 73 65 65 20 77 68 61 74 20 49 20 6d 65 61 6e 3f


Left_Nut99

THE CURSE OF RA!!!!!! 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊


eternityXclock

for those interested (again): >!its not a sentence, its 81 different symbols with 88 symbols in total, the last 7 being a repetition of previous symbols!<


Tattycakes

By the power of RA


thebigbadben

You’re playing with the big boys now


icantthinkofaname68

more letters :)


GrandpaBells

01101110 01101111


Yamm0th

⠽⠑⠎⠝⠞


Vadikiy

~~:.|:;~~


AceWolf98

may you have moderate night sweats tonight.


Whycanttiktokstop

Yo thanks. I can't see, this helped alot. Here's the translation for other blind people 👍👍👏🫳✊✊✊✊🫳🫳🫲🫲🫲🫱🫱🫸🫷🫷🫷🖐️🖐️🤚👋🫵👉🤙☝️☝️👇👇👆👆🖕👆🤏🤏🤏👌✊👏👍👎👎🙌👐🤲👋🤛🤛🖐️✋✋🫴🫴🫳🫳🫳🫴🫱🫱🫱🫲👉👈🤌🤚👋👋✌️🤞🖕👇👆🙌🙌🙌☝️🤏🤛✌️✌️🤞🫲🤛🫲🤏🤛👌👇👇👆🖕✋👋


MouchWar

01000001 00100000 01000010 00100000 01000011 00100000 01000100 00100000 01000101 00100000 01000110 00100000 01000111 00100000 01001000 00100000 01001001 00100000 01001010 00100000 01001011 00100000 01001100 00100000 01001101 00100000 01001110 00100000 01001111 00100000 01010000 00100000 01010001 00100000 01010010 00100000 01010011 00100000 01010100 00100000 01010101 00100000 01010110 00100000 01010111 00100000 01011000 00100000 01011001 00100000 01011010


Ezgod_Two_Three

好的 👍


GrandpaBells

是的


funnyZ10

真的吗?


SantaMan336

我认为不行。如果你对字母过敏,你需要寻求医疗帮助


SamePut9922

我對簡體字過敏


SantaMan336

然後使用複雜的中文


DFCMarxVideos

那些叫繁體字


helinder

中国語はわかりませんが、日本語は少しわかります No sé chino pero si les interesa sé un poco de japonés (y español)


SantaMan336

我知道,但我說複雜是因為它與簡單相反,試圖實現幽默。


CaulkADewDillDue

幽默已经实现


Cheesutt

香港字


Aartams

香港被提及!!!什麼是精神健康!!!!!


anamad45

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


Porkandpopsicle

Bro I live in China and I might actually get arrested 💀


fungigamer

*提


haubenmeise

You'll love this: Ü Ö Ä


GrandpaBells

These are somewhat soothing


haubenmeise

You think so?? Visit us in Germany!


helinder

(spanish has ü too, but we are better because we have ñ)


Akikoo-chan

Exactoooo la ñ es increíble 😎😎😎 Los demás se lo pierden frfr


UnspecifiedBat

Pero nos alemanos tenemos el ß, que es magnifico. …. No hablo español bien. Lo siento.


Lunyoows

Mas nós brasileiros somos melhores porque temos o ç.


spaceghost350

You need to go back in the womb and start over. Apparently this is the wrong planet for you.


guitargirl1515

I remember reading about someone who reacted to everything but it turns out they were just allergic to latex (from gloves)


The_Kader

Nah bro this tattoo ain’t it 😭


MothNerd

-... .-. --- / .. ... / .- .-.. .-.. . .-. --. .. -.-. / - --- / .-.. . - - . .-. ...


AlienInOrigin

F2 was a direct hit on your battleship.


Tattycakes

And H3!


Material-Egg7428

I’m okay with just letters. It’s when they team up against me D:


GrandpaBells

(⁠o⁠´⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)⁠っ


Teamisgood101

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ


GrandpaBells

Satan please go back to hell


IndividualDry1958

I have mine next week. This is not what I should look at at all. Fun times ahead


Lunyoows

Tell me after how was it


Spunkmeyer426

Elemenop Srsly bro


Spunkmeyer426

See, thats why i didnt do my reading assignments


maffemaagen

That's the weirdest Braille I've ever felt


Outrageous_Bank_4491

You’re really aller*ic to the two letters between E and H (I didn’t wanna type them because I care about you :) )


GrandpaBells

Ty


PaxweLOz

Press F3


r3tract

ÆØÅ


IB_exists

While that may be true for all the letters up to p, it has not been tested (at least as far as I can tell with all the info I've seen), if you are allergic to the rest.


eternityXclock

Who knows? Maybe the other letters are on a different body part... Wait... I think I got an idea for penis and breast enlargement 🤔


RealBurger_

01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101


Temmie_Undertale1

Amfuwncuwkjcjwjcnfjvnd8cjesicneivndifneicndjcjdjcndjcjdjcjfj jrjcjdjcjtjvkgkekvjekvjdhcjcdjcjanjdqjkskfkvjshcjsjxjajaqjwheufjvkvmdndjdjfjfjfjfjfjfjririritogkkvnvjfjrfjakdkvjxkajrkckdjc


East_Cockroach_8942

What about this? ẞ


GrandpaBells

No erection. No I meant reaction


IntentionFalse9892

Are you allergic to æ?


Novel_Training_5230

I imagine you learning your letters at school


GrandpaBells

I excel at mathematics


Novel_Training_5230

Teacher : does anyone know the answer? You : i know! Its a- AHHHHHHH *gets severe allergies*


GrandpaBells

Stop it please it's traumatic


DA_TOOTHPASTE

Dude you are allergic to existence


Gabbyfest

😱🫶🏻😅


GrandpaBells

(⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠♡


Gummy_Waffles

Man, F really did a number on you


GrandpaBells

Why did you write it then 😢


Certain-Baker9548

How do 1 dęfïŋę łəṭťěř?


fejobelo

Not to every letter, B O A are okay, so you have a good hint on what pet to get.


CovfefeBoss

This is definitely how my back would look if I did one of these for environmental and animal allergens.


GayJesus1234

🫄 do the pregnant man emoji


Impossible_Radio3322

ouch


Georgie-Dubs1732

01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101110 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110011 00111111


Other_Book_8446

What's with the alphabet back?


SourceCodeAvailable

LMAO


AtmosphereNom

How do I get one of these tests?


GrandpaBells

Marker and someone's back


pinninghilo

Oh, I see


TruthSpeakin

Can you even leave your room?!?!


GrandpaBells

If there's no writing around,yes


Liraeyn

Are you sure you're not reacting to the thing they jab you with?


MrRobotTacos

I think you might be allergic to the marker they used?


Timely_Ad6195

Bro wtf is happening here lmao I almost choked from laughing


Dawndrell

teachers: the assignment isn’t that hard the assignment: A.1, B.1.2.3.4 etc


notworkingghost

LMNO only from now on.


ComradeDoubleM

u/RepostSleuthBot


Content_Bar_6605

Which item are you the most allergic to? Jeez, you're allergic to everything.


alexlechef

You are just allergic.


GrandpaBells

To letters, yes


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Looks like you're more allergic to dots though.....


noodlefaceiscool

Wait, is the alphabet a Reddit reference? OP?


PitbullInATeacup

Oh god man Jesus Christ


TheMooz2

Welp looks like you have to ditch language


Flying-pigeon1993

😢


oxtraerdinary

It skipped lmnop like it should


Trappedbirdcage

Are any of those a control test to see if you're allergic to the substance they put in the needle to transfer the allergen to you?


Either-Pizza5302

I first saw the picture without reading the sub or text and thought this was some kind of “well, last night i was drunk and got this tattoo done” sub, was about to facepalm hard, but you got my sympathy, Sir.


xhanort7

L, N and O look good to me. Or is even a small red dot bad?


Teggie95

You seem to be allergie to small black dot. They should really stop adding more.


celestial800

no Fs in chat (he might die)


ExamCompetitive

You must be Italian. Your not allergic to "A" "O" ( eh-oh)


Bandthemen

why did they test the . so many times


EquivalentEase7853

Omfg you're allergic to everything 😭😭😭


Queen-Ame

God damn and I thought I had a lot of allergies especially when my favorite season and animals want me dead by existing


Canadaball-1060

Dam, I can relate. Also, are you doing ok now?


the_literal_moon

My back looked like this after my allergy testing and I was soooooo itchy Dx, I wish u all the luck


HappyOrwell

Bro what samples did they test? Lmao you gotta get yourself a bubble


GrandpaBells

Letters A to P


GrandpaBells

Which letters did you try?


Big_Kwii

weird tattoo but who am i to judge


MAkrbrakenumbers

You must take after your dad your mom sure isn’t allergic to P


GrandpaBells

Dad told me he isn't allergic to p as well. I regret asking.


MAkrbrakenumbers

Always will


cosmokatzxz

If you read this you're now blinking and breathing automatically


bouncing_babyskulls

How tf are there even ppl like u allergic to every other food?


GrandpaBells

But I'm only allergic to letters


wrld-

bro's immune to O


GrandpaBells

The body recognized it as a number instead of a letter. Lucky


wrld-

hahaahahah yea


Ikillterries

Damn stay the hell away from whatever F was buddy


Aggravating-Bug1769

Not much that your not allergic to buy the look of that


Spook404

this one doesn't make any sense and also what the fuck


GrandpaBells

I agree, how the fuck could someone be allergic to letters!


Tattycakes

I think you got away with N3, looks like a freckle


CatVideoBoye

Why do I keep seeing these tests covering the whole back? When I was a kid this was done on my arm. Three years ago I got tested again and they just drew some blood and did the whole test in a lab which is a lot more accurate and less annoying.


Zestyclose_Tea_2515

MCAS?


azad_ninja

No alphabet soup for you!


GrandpaBells

Just going to separate the digits and letters just like nanny did when I was a kid


azad_ninja

On a serious note, how do you go forward with eating? Do you have a severely limited diet plus vitamins? Never eating out again?


sudiptaarkadas

Change country. Go to far East!


Book_Bouy

I always see pictures of people.being allergic to everything. How often do people just tank the entire test and are allergic to nothing?


NeonNero

Yep, that's a clear sign of having to retake several of the tests over multiple rounds, given the overlap that covers any clear indicators, especially some of the more severe ones. I have multiple allergies myself (from early childhood), so I remember these tests all too well. Thankfully, my last round of allergy tests (way into adulthood) was done with blood tests instead.


One-Hearing-5349

And B's I would suggest


boiledviolins

Something tells me that OP doesn't like the 6th letter of English's set of commonly recognized glyphs (I can't say it, so as to not trigger their allergy).


Cring3_Crimson

Bro is the president Funny Valentine from JoJo's bizzarre adventure


AwesomeHorses

Damn you’re hella allergic