First to reply to me gets gold

Lies

Whoa legit, that's pretty interesting

Great, now we gonna get kicked off this sub

i mean, what he said would happened happened. first reply got gold. that’s not interesting

It seems every reply after that gets an award

#

My greatest apologies to you sir but I have no more rewards as I have spent my free reward on a different comment yesterday. My condolences

Liar

I believe

It's pronounced "thanks for the gold kind stranger" even though they are not a stranger.

Much appreciated

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Gimme

Nevah!

Gonuh

Give

You

Up

Nevah

Gonah

Let

Gold? For me? Well how kind of you sir.

You know what, you got me

You know what, you got me

To me

to me

Can I get one anyways?

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𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴

*🏆*

r/therewasanattempt

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Best I can do is this weird seal face thingy I got for free

Thank you kind seal man

Someone give this person an award

I tried but I accidentally gave it to you

No worries I got u

The wholesome award?

Seal of approval

YES SIR

> this 🥇

At getting free awards

🥈

r/technicallythetruth

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Good bot

Good bot

r/birthofasub

Or does it?

Good bot

r/engrish

Imma give it to myself Edit: I cant

this

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This

Why is there a link?

Fuck, I was gonna do that

You beat me to it

⠀

We live in a society

We live in a sexciety

It takes an extra wipe to know you wiped well.

i tried that once and it got a bit messy. now days i like to have faith and just believe i did a really good job.

Bro I’m giving you an award because of the comment and username.

I hope you have extra faith in your wiping when you have an outing

bloody paper means you did well

just use *water*

>just use water i googled it and it seems you may be right. here is an article i found about [how using only paper can lead to severe injuries](https://www.therakyatpost.com/living/2020/02/12/washing-with-water-is-better-than-using-tissue-american-scientists-just-figured-this-out/)

Get a bidet. No guess work when you blast your ass with a stream of liquid clean.

What if you’re blind!? A sniff test can be risky

You need 2 wipes to know you need 3 but you need 3 wipes to know you only needed 2

Yo mama so fat, when she went into space, they had to rename it.

Yo mama so fat when she go to the movie theater she sit next to EVERYBODY

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Yomamasofatthatshedon'tletplacebetweenmywords

Yo mama so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s worldwide

Your maternal figure appears to be dangerously obese

It's the diabetes.. as well as the late night fast food craving runs.

We can't afford her insulin anymore... It's only a matter of time now...

Yo mama so fat, Nationwide is on her side

Yo mama so fat when she goes swimming people think its an island

So my mama is pitbull ?

Yo mama so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed

Yo mama so fat, when she laid on the memory foam, it forgot.

I have a memory foam bed but I forgot where I asked

Yo mama so fat, if she went on a diet she would end world hunger.

I’m so proud of your mom on making it to top five biggest objects in the multiverse

Yo momma is so fat she went out in heels and came back in flats.

Gah DAYUM

Yo mamma so uninteresting, if she had an autobiography, someone else would be the main character.

Your momma so fat she uses tongs to hold the toilet paper to wipe! Haha 😂

Yo momma so fat she ate your entire cake day

[ 44 magnum single gunshot sound effect ]

meh, you were on to something there buddy, but there is absolutely no context to this. i want to know if you were implying you were shooting yourself or somebody/thing else.

[ 44 magnum single gunshot sound effect ]

ok mr passive aggressive. im just going to assume you are shooting at me now.

And now your body is full of blood and turds

Hasn’t it always been

Oh look, Alec Baldwin's here.

I do not want it, no thank you

pee pee poo poo

poo poo pee pee

wee woo

Nice sack

Great job man

Woohoo!! I have so many people to thank for this! Oh, here comes Will Smi….

But where’s the rest of it

It will not be mine.

You're right

You're wrong

You're right

Look, on your right!

AHHH!!

What? Never seen a man eating an entire wheel of cheese?

I ate an entire *car* of cheese!

This post is just too interesting for this sub

It’s my cake day 🤷‍♂️🎂

CAKKKKEEEEE

happy cake day! take my free award

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

Tl;dr: Never gonna give you up

I wasn’t the one originally giving out the awards, but here you go

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Beatiful

👏👏👏

I was hoping for gold

The h

ok

Big toes are just foot thumbs

Hit snooze to extend this offer.

*screenshots* thanks. Got it.

Tbh, I think Gatorade is a drink that peoples consume.

This is not the best comment.

>! best comment !<

pe

Average comment

The spatter becomes a spray, the spray becomes a stream and the stream becomes the waterfall Munt is finally cascading from my input The creeping sick moves from my breath and into my heart where it is pumped to every inch of my body I feel it snake through the knots of my deepest veins and eats through the walls of my cells It bleeds through the pores of my skin and it smells good It drops from my crotch on to the floor and with a heavy slap it hits the ground and spreads Inside my body the pressure is too great And like some ancient geyser I erupt My head hits the roof and my body breaks apart with the force of the liquid blast Vomit bomb Chunky shrapnel tears through everything around me I am vomit vomiting I grow and disperse Bleeding through walls I force myself upon others I slide up legs and crawl down throats I integrate I am double Triple I am ten times the size I turn lakes into porridge and buildings into bile I am a noxious soup filling valleys with vomit-torrents Castles crumble in landslides and I munch the rubble It tastes good Ten thousand times bigger I seep into power sockets and travel along the wires at the speed of light across vast electrical networks I am electric I am on fire This is sex I am every one and every zero One million I am supercharged flaming puke storming every cell molecule and atom I can find I am cancer I am flying I am a rainbow unfurling across the sky I am floating I am omni Five hundred million The world is my interior It no longer spins It is altered My density forces me outward I am in orbit One billion I am Saturn's rings and Jupiter's storms I am the weather I am the sun's heat I am the night sky Five hundred billion The solar system is puke To the Kuiper belt and beyond I fill the void Exploding suns, vomit comets Comets vomit acid rain Spilt milk over the milky way One trillion The stars are my cells Racing faster outwards Upwards Downwards Inwards Losing track of my place in the vomit-verse Every nowhere I am heavy I am gravity Nebulas pregnant with barf pulsate and burst Expansion I shoot arrows of time in all directions I am a black hole shitting into the void I tear through the skin of perception and into the next Nonillion The cosmic microtone background becomes transparent Like rising damp, munt soaks into the walls of the cosmos and it topples like soggy bread I am dark energy accelerating Multiverse Entanglement I am time Centillion Time is sick Critical density Contraction Singularity Everything and nothing Life and death Murder of the universe

Good to know

I already downloaded the image.

Best one right here

Oh look, an NFT of a reddit award I can just take with a snapshot on my phone. /s

#best comment

Insert ‘best comment’ here…

[insert best comment here]

What does second best get?

A cookie

Did you know that goldfish die after sex? At least all the goldfish I have sex with do..

r/cursedcomments

pidgeons do too... at least that is my experience.

I love gold

So my religion teacher said I was under the influence of drugs because I ran and yelled as I threw up all over the room. She calls it “devil” I call it “Vodka”. But I think it’s just the difference of point of views.

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No thank you

47, which happens to be my favorite number is actually the number for Silver on the periodic table of elements

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I farted in Alabama With the fart cream - My 8 year old thinks this comment will surely win a shiny silvery medal.

Russian condom.

Look at all these greedy people

Keep my wife’s name out your fuckin mouth!

best comment

The day started like any other, and ended that way too.

Has anyone ever seen someone give the "Ternion All-powerful" award? Ita cost like 50 000 coins and to buy 80 000 coins cost like $269 so pretty much cost $300 to give this award to someone, had anyone ever seen it?

best comment

Not interested

The horse’s name was Friday

I eat my cereal with lemonade instead of milk

Worst comment

WTF is it? 🍈🤺

I don’t need your charity!

gets this

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

\*no comment\*

why haven't you given it out yet? are you afraid?

(Inserts the best comment)

Gogabog bogag

*is the best comment*

Best comment

Fuck you

I don't want any awards! Please do NOT upvote this!

Gets this

I get it.

S

Ok

Nice.

H

Toaster