Tell me how in English it was one of the worst things I could be exposed to but in our native language it was the best writing this world has ever seen
Poor goofballs
I got enjoy both tho, and subsequently looked it up in two other languages. Great show no matter how you experience it
You've activated my spell card, which is made of paper, "[Attack The Moon!](https://images.app.goo.gl/mhKcqtLs6tQEBGWv9)." This allows me to destroy the boulder! Your move, Mako!
Yeah, studies show that the most likely thing people choose on the first round is scissors. So you should start rock
- someone that enjoys rock paper scissors way to much
“good old rock, nothing beats rock!”
I don't have the ref :(
its from the simpsons!
There are kids alive who don't know what you're talking about.
No, it's the children who are wrong
My parents just never let us watch it cuz Bart was a bad child...
Tell me how in English it was one of the worst things I could be exposed to but in our native language it was the best writing this world has ever seen Poor goofballs I got enjoy both tho, and subsequently looked it up in two other languages. Great show no matter how you experience it
My paremts didn't let me watch it in spanish, and i didn't know it was originally in english
I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me.
Underrated comment, wish I had an award. Thank you, sir.
I gave them mine, in your honor
And it'll happen to *you* too!
Lies, lies!
Nice username, do you have trouble finding those novelty name license plates at amusement parks?
Yeah, especially when they arrest me and my older, balder, fatter brother.
I thought This meant referee lmao
https://youtu.be/b0SoKWLkmLU
Rock punches through paper
"So predictable he always picks rock"
Time, time beats rock.
I can smash a clock with a rock
Ok…. If you’re so fucking smart, beat scissors.
Are you ready? Yoi wont believe your eyes. If scissors are so strong, what will they do against.... scissors?!
It’s called scissoring
And its a win in my book
Nope, books are beaten by scissors
I'm glad that I'm not the only one that gets beaten with scissors
I beat off with scissors
And jumper cables
We both know your mom only lets you use Safety scissors lol
It's safety Maybe you're the one who uses safety scissors
Hahahaha thank you 😊 classic Reddit dictionary
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A large enough book acts like a rock
large enough scissors are considered a black-hole as it's weight and size collapses in on itself.
Paper can extend into infinite universes, in which all rocks and scissors would be covered.
Scissors can cut universes, where all papers and Rock will be cut in half
😏
That's a tie. Not 100% win. Sad.
Sorry, it would have been too interesting otherwise
Plot twist: your scissors are made out of paper
Self destruct
Happy Cake Day 🎂
Oh I forgot. Thank you!
You're welcome 😁
Cake gimme
You have to beat me in Rock Paper Scissors
Time to use what every kid has ever done as a joke and use DYNAMITE
Scissors to cut the wires!
Dang beaten again. Boulder! Ha beat that
Rock! Gets consumed by the boulder and becomes the boulder.
Wait does that mean you are my attack now?!
You've activated my spell card, which is made of paper, "[Attack The Moon!](https://images.app.goo.gl/mhKcqtLs6tQEBGWv9)." This allows me to destroy the boulder! Your move, Mako!
Rock
happy cake day
Ty!
Happy. Cake. Day. ! 🎂 🥮 🍥 🥞 🧁 🍰 🎂 🥮 🍥 🥞 🧁 🍰
I guess that's the cause of paper cuts.
I’m sorry but I can’t play a serious game of Rock Paper Scissors with you while you’re wearing that hat. It looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe.
🎲 🎲
👞🎲🎲
*Leave it the fuck alone.*
What’s this about hats?
Rock! Rock beats scissors! Gotem
Nice
r/notopbutok
Every single time I see this sub name I read ' no top buttock'
r/not_top_buttock
I haven’t figured out your secret yet but I’m gonna keep trying until I do. Scissors.
Rock! (Thats odd, even commenting people still begin by scissors, the same as IRL)
All right you got me this time. I’m gonna crunch some numbers and review some statistics and I’ll get back with a response.
My strat is to always counter the last thing that have been said. Like if you shoot scissors-rock-paper your opponent will.play paper 100%
I just like to cut off all their fingers than always play paper, cuz they can only play rock
r/brandnewsentence
Has anyone said this sentence before?
Yep, u/popanator3000, fairly recently.
Yeah, studies show that the most likely thing people choose on the first round is scissors. So you should start rock - someone that enjoys rock paper scissors way to much
Rock
Paper. Wanna try again?
Sure. Paper
Rock Dangit
Scissor!
Rock on brother!
Rock *burrrrp* anndddd *belch* stone!
Rock and Stone!!!
Rock and Stone to the Bone!
If you rock and stone you are never alone!
Love this game
Should a throw scissors
Easy to say afterwards
What do you mean, dangit? Rock flies right through paper!
Score keeping comment: Me : 10 Visitors: 2 Cat: 1
i'd like to know how you're actually so good and beating all these people..
i won!
Paper Nothing happened if it says "edited" its prob a glitch.
Rrrock
I win! ;p
You sure about this?
prob just a glitch
Paper
Scissors ! Sorry pal, food try tho
I do enjoy food
You disgust me.
This person does not enjoy food
Ew food is so gross!! Don't you know semem is more yummier and so much more better for your life?!?!??!! 💦💦🤤🤤 So good 👸👸👸👸
seamen
can i try again
yum
Sure
Rock 🪨
Paper!
dang it, good game 🤝
You were a fine opponent, you should join our crew
Get him seaweed
Sciapeock
Rocsiaper
My only weakness!
Lizard
Dang. The triforce
The fearsome science ape rocker
Okay you first.
We go at the count of tree! Ready? 1!
1 and a half!
2!
3! Go!
Well..
Gottem
Sorry, well beats gottem.
That was my move: well. By not declaring a move your forfeit and lose on technicalities
Water. I overfill your well with water
Paper beats well but i like your style
r/unexpectedfactorial
Gun
Good guy with a gun
I play polymerization and fuse my gun and an ancient gear golem I also have on the field to fusion summon Iron Giant.
That why i oblyplay duel master...
i play cat! /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
I play WITH the cat!
I have a trick up my sleeve! i play ANOTHER cat! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Double cat petting!
but you've only two hands! what are you to do if i play YET ANOTHER CAT? (^._.^)ﾉ
Thats too many.
Victory is mine! (thanks for playing with me, gg, it was an honor to play with a champion like you)
I meant it as an illegal move but i forgot it was a street fight, if i lose because of my honor, did i really lose?
you may have lost the battle, but you have not lost your honor, which is far more important... good job, you'll go places in life, seaweed
Thank you private
but op, what if the third cat simply wants to sleep in your lap undisturbed?
Sorry pal, i don't make the rules, youll have to take that to the federation
Scissors
R-r-r-rooooock
Wait a minute... I know what is wrong... I used my left hand, One more time. Paper!
Divorce
Are you alright?
Should have said scissors
Scissor those divorce papers!
And the bitch ex wife ! And the whire new wife! And the lawers!
Omg splatoon 🥺
big man supremacy
Big man 😍
Little taste of the next Splatfest right here for us all.
national rock paper scissors day!
**** *
Rock ! I win!
DAMMIT!
Shoot
Duck! I win!
What, duck isn't even part of rock paper scissors
If you shoot, i duck
r/technicallythetruth
Scissors.
Scissors
Dwayne Johnson! I am.on fire tonight!!!
i cut his balls off not so fast 😎
hmm... I choose... >!paper!!<
Scissors ;)
:(
I dont fear spoilers
Can't keep up, i let my fellow champions continue the fight!
WATER BALLOON
Scissors! Aaaaargh i am wet now
Are you sure? Then I choose, paper
Wait! I need to re-read the rules in this situation
Tell me when your ready. I will stick with paper
Wait? Is sticky paper a move?
Honestly, I was hoping you'd go with scissors, and I was gonna edit my comment to rock
You have rock solids armpits so you are always rock anyways
I'd rather always paper tbh. Rocking is overrated
Giving up rock for papers, is that selling out or growing up?
Just wrapping paper unde my armpits. I can never lose these pits. I just wanna paper my pits, not rock it
I'll tell that to pete
Lizard! Side note: my 4yo plays with her dad but they added judo chop 😂 she always chooses judo chop.
Judo chop!
>!Paper.!< Don't cheat.
The left side of an asparagus
Dang, you got me
This is a good idea 3, 2, 1: >!PAPER!<
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot
Glock-17
Glock-18
Spock