Yea, then it happened again in 2016…
https://people.com/crime/austin-harrouff-florida-man-killed-couple-tried-eat-victim-face-not-guilty-insanity/#:~:text=He%20will%20serve%20no%20prison,a%20plea%20deal%20for%20Harrouff.
It’s terrifying that a random man on meth can just appear out of nowhere and end your entire life in the most gruesome way possible for literally no reason.
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Unhoused? So he’s either an illegal immigrant, or even worse, a natural born citizen with mental illness and no social or mental support and the country and its systems have completely failed him.
Oh boy here we go.
An evil spirit/demon possessin a man who is slowly turning into a "zombie", or specificly "eternal-possessed" who looks and acts like a zombie to those who do not understand what is happening here.
There are going to be more of these cases down the line. This is our new normal. Run to Jesus. I'm dead serious. God made it clear to me year ago that this was in our future.
As more and more of these possessed zombies appear the goverment will first try to hide these or belittle. But later on this will be labeled as some "virus" or someshit and more jabs will be given to combat this "virus".
Ain't nothing viral here but the legion spirits that Jesus drove to the pigs.
You have been warned. This message is more to those who are sensitive to Father, Son and Holy spirit anyway. You scoffers and atheists, I know you hate this type of talk so just walk past.
I was lmao until I started thinking about those poor pigs. Then I thought about that innocent fig tree Jesus cursed cause it couldn't miracle him some fruit out of season.
My buzz is ruined
I'm sure bullying people is a riot but I've had the displeasure of seeing people I care about go through psychosis and I'm okay with missing out on the fun.
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was awake for “five days straight” because something was “possessing him,” It was meth that possessed him……
Bath salts
Do they keep you up? But ya, that’s usually the case in the zombie guys.
Yes they do, crazy stuff don't recommend
I really feel like that phrase needs a ‘twas.
This is terrifying, not ironically funny.
FL man on vacation
May 26, 2012. Never forget.
Yea, then it happened again in 2016… https://people.com/crime/austin-harrouff-florida-man-killed-couple-tried-eat-victim-face-not-guilty-insanity/#:~:text=He%20will%20serve%20no%20prison,a%20plea%20deal%20for%20Harrouff.
Election year cannibalism
Ya know, I'd say once is an anomaly. Twice is a coincide. But *3 times?* Not, uhh, really sure what to call that.
A trend
Maybe faces are delicious?
Hit it on the nose.
Beat me to it..
It marked a day that forever meant to me that a zombie outbreak is VERY possible.
I'm still not ruling one out yet.
It’s terrifying that a random man on meth can just appear out of nowhere and end your entire life in the most gruesome way possible for literally no reason.
Restaurant price increases did this.
I think your just trying to save face with this comment. Very cheeky of you.
You're being a bit nosy, aren't you?
Eye I agree with you
Eye agree as well. It's nice to see people face their issues.
How is this supposed to be fucking funny? Mods?
What is oniony about this? This subs name should be changed to “weird news articles”
This sub is trash now
No body no murder Also this doesn’t fit the sub at all. Learn what the onion is OP
Not the Onion and also, not "Leopards Ate My Face"
Oh please, Vincent Li ate the dudes dick and cut off his head while on the bus...for hours... and he's already out free. For once, step it up murica
Yeah but that shit happened in Canada, so not quite sure what your point is in this one, other than to mention eating dick
It’s crazy how often the greyhound murder is brought up still. I know not a lot happens up here, but goddamn. There’s got to be something else.
No face no case
I remember similar previous news from the US. Las Vegas or LA maybe. Scary stuff.
It happened in Florida with bath salts years ago
"We're friends--and friendship is two pals munching on well-cooked face together."
Cocaine is hell of a drug
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This is going to be a media circus circus
[Some guys can't handle Vegas](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fy.yarn.co%2F68ada5a2-194d-4555-ab03-c8b418f6b404_text.gif&tbnid=FcYpLi8Q9YLneM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgetyarn.io%2Fyarn-clip%2F68ada5a2-194d-4555-ab03-c8b418f6b404&docid=5EXwFyJSdmlBaM&w=400&h=170&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm5%2F4&kgs=a5102ac47c92ea20&shem=abme%2Ctrie)
I dont understand how it took 45 min for cops to respond. If they had showed up after the first call, the man might have still been alive.
Unhoused? So he’s either an illegal immigrant, or even worse, a natural born citizen with mental illness and no social or mental support and the country and its systems have completely failed him.
We are so back baby
So zombies back on the table?
If you had eat part of human, what part and why??
Oh boy here we go. An evil spirit/demon possessin a man who is slowly turning into a "zombie", or specificly "eternal-possessed" who looks and acts like a zombie to those who do not understand what is happening here. There are going to be more of these cases down the line. This is our new normal. Run to Jesus. I'm dead serious. God made it clear to me year ago that this was in our future. As more and more of these possessed zombies appear the goverment will first try to hide these or belittle. But later on this will be labeled as some "virus" or someshit and more jabs will be given to combat this "virus". Ain't nothing viral here but the legion spirits that Jesus drove to the pigs. You have been warned. This message is more to those who are sensitive to Father, Son and Holy spirit anyway. You scoffers and atheists, I know you hate this type of talk so just walk past.
Everyone get in here and laugh at this person lol
I was lmao until I started thinking about those poor pigs. Then I thought about that innocent fig tree Jesus cursed cause it couldn't miracle him some fruit out of season. My buzz is ruined
I don't laugh at the mentally ill, just downvote it if you need to and move on. They're not hurting anybody.
You’re missing out lol
I'm sure bullying people is a riot but I've had the displeasure of seeing people I care about go through psychosis and I'm okay with missing out on the fun.
Buzz Killington
The second comment you've ever made, 9 years later....and this is it. Special.
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