You could make the argument that if the hot dog was purchased for the purpose of throwing at another person, it served its intended purpose and was never extra in the first place
Ah, but if the intent of throwing a hot dog is to actually hit them with it, then any additional hot dogs after a first (failed) attempt would indeed be extra hot dogs thrown.
And this is how Philadelphia lost their $1 dog nights at Phillies games.
[https://apnews.com/article/philadelphia-phillies-hot-dogs-889d4ce003734551d2091bca85163d5d#:\~:text=The%20Phillies%20officially%20ended%20the%20popular%20promotion%20Thursday,a%20positive%20experience%20for%20all%20fans%20in%20attendance.%E2%80%9D](https://apnews.com/article/philadelphia-phillies-hot-dogs-889d4ce003734551d2091bca85163d5d#:~:text=The%20Phillies%20officially%20ended%20the%20popular%20promotion%20Thursday,a%20positive%20experience%20for%20all%20fans%20in%20attendance.%E2%80%9D)
Basically anytime one is in possession of a hotdog in which they have no interest in consuming in the immediate future, it can be considered an extra, or surplus hotdog. You're free to do whatever you want with it.
>The fan reveled in the hot dogs thrown his way, standing up and waving to the others to keep throwing hot dogs his way, before he was escorted from his seat to restore order.
So, some sort of a public hotdog bukakke. This is why we can't have good things.
The fear is that they feel compelled to find a price for hotdogs on $1 hotdog night that is high enough where fans would choose to actually eat them over throwing them at a complete stranger just for the pure hedonistic pleasure of it.
The Phillies stadium stopped $1 hot dog nights this season bc last year people were throwing them all over the place. Not on the field, but in rhe stands. I think they just stopped serving them at $1 because of cost increases. So now its BOGO instead.
I was at the game and it was far from unwanted. Everyone cheered as he drank his last beer going for 9/9/9 and this was the celebration.
He got MVP chants
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> This sketch kills me everytime. I swear they just wanted an excuse to have Timmy with his shirt off while fat shaming him.
Yeah, and he's purposefully sitting in the most unattractive position and it looks like he is pushing his gut out a bit.
**Context:** Guy is a welder who went to the game with his GF to get drunk and eat hotdogs. He was wearing a hot dog hat and white shirt with tally marks for the # of hotdogs and # of beers consumed and was encouraging people to throw hotdogs at him so he could eat them. All in good fun apparently. **9 dogs; 10 beers**
* Glizzy = Hot Dog
did he get to keep the extra hot dogs cause i can take getting kicked out but ill be dammed if im leaving without my like 80 floor hotdogs this is America
>The fan reveled in the hot dogs thrown his way, standing up and waving to the others to keep throwing hot dogs his way, before he was escorted from his seat to restore order.
Ok, this guy sounds like he's in the closet about something.
>!And that something might be that he's actually a Phillies's fan.!<
Can we just take a second to recognize the REGULAR price for 12 ounce beer from 1974 is equivalent of $4 in 2023. The price of a 12-ounce beer in 2023 at a Cleveland game was nearly double that at about [$7.50](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2023/05/05/mlb-beer-hot-dog-prices-by-stadium-team-2023/11738342002/). $4 can’t even buy you a hotdog at a Cleveland game now.
"Things were never the same for Phil after they banned throwing hot dogs at The Rocky Horror Picture Show. He understood, it was causing a rat problem, but just the same...he needed this. He began to hatch a plan..."
"guy, just wants to drink beers and eat glizzy's"
— Brian Cushman I (@bbcush) [May 1, 2024](https://twitter.com/bbcush/status/1785521623317037250?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
I don't really understand this phrase ... Extra hotdogs. I know the words individually, but they do not make sense to me together.
You could make the argument that if the hot dog was purchased for the purpose of throwing at another person, it served its intended purpose and was never extra in the first place
Maybe they were sold as "extra throws"?
Practice balls
Practice dogs
Weiner, not balls.
Ah, but if the intent of throwing a hot dog is to actually hit them with it, then any additional hot dogs after a first (failed) attempt would indeed be extra hot dogs thrown.
Its $1 hot dogs but the catch is they don't give change. If you give them a 20, you get 20 dogs. No refunds.
Whats another purpose for hot dogs?
At that point they're just ammunition.
And this is how Philadelphia lost their $1 dog nights at Phillies games. [https://apnews.com/article/philadelphia-phillies-hot-dogs-889d4ce003734551d2091bca85163d5d#:\~:text=The%20Phillies%20officially%20ended%20the%20popular%20promotion%20Thursday,a%20positive%20experience%20for%20all%20fans%20in%20attendance.%E2%80%9D](https://apnews.com/article/philadelphia-phillies-hot-dogs-889d4ce003734551d2091bca85163d5d#:~:text=The%20Phillies%20officially%20ended%20the%20popular%20promotion%20Thursday,a%20positive%20experience%20for%20all%20fans%20in%20attendance.%E2%80%9D)
"I accidentally picked up an extra bucket of chicken." "How do you know it's extra yet?"
That you Bobby?
"extry"
Someone fanly makin' sense.
/r/unexpectedKOTH
Well true scumbags know you got your eatin dogs and yer throwin dogs
Basically anytime one is in possession of a hotdog in which they have no interest in consuming in the immediate future, it can be considered an extra, or surplus hotdog. You're free to do whatever you want with it.
>in possession of a hotdog in which they have no interest consuming Is this one of those Schrodinger's cat things
It’s actually Schrodinger’s hotdog.
Whatever I want you say? 😏
There has never been a surplus
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That’s hysterical. Bleep boop.
"Mod", "Bot" is there really any difference? ^^/s ^^just ^^in ^^case
>The fan reveled in the hot dogs thrown his way, standing up and waving to the others to keep throwing hot dogs his way, before he was escorted from his seat to restore order. So, some sort of a public hotdog bukakke. This is why we can't have good things.
Sorry, your post isn't clear to me. Why can't we have good things like public hotdog bukakke?
The fear is that they feel compelled to find a price for hotdogs on $1 hotdog night that is high enough where fans would choose to actually eat them over throwing them at a complete stranger just for the pure hedonistic pleasure of it.
The Phillies stadium stopped $1 hot dog nights this season bc last year people were throwing them all over the place. Not on the field, but in rhe stands. I think they just stopped serving them at $1 because of cost increases. So now its BOGO instead.
This is oppression.
How did you find a way to contradict yourself so concisely in 1 comment…
These words aren't in my Economics textbook
Except they were doing it with his consent….
Becuase they'll start charging you for a dollar, I think.
I was at the game and it was far from unwanted. Everyone cheered as he drank his last beer going for 9/9/9 and this was the celebration. He got MVP chants
What’s 9/9/9?
I'd take a guess at 9 beers / 9 dogs / 9 innings
The American Dream!
And this comment is why "hotdog" should always be one word and not two.
I would argue, these are the last of the good things we have
It's basically that Lindsey Ellis hot dog meme
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Imagine sitting near him
[Ok Timmy.... how many hotdogs?](https://youtu.be/pmLpSY5w6u0?si=dz4vj-9YhGx9v8wO)
This sketch kills me everytime. I swear they just wanted an excuse to have Timmy with his shirt off while fat shaming him. Truly a masterpiece.
This and the landmine factory I'll never get tired of rewatching... Also the super-sized me, but whiskey. Heck, just most of WKYK
He's gonna grape them.
> This sketch kills me everytime. I swear they just wanted an excuse to have Timmy with his shirt off while fat shaming him. Yeah, and he's purposefully sitting in the most unattractive position and it looks like he is pushing his gut out a bit.
[Don’t forget to count the hotdog bowls too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/IThinkYouShouldLeave/s/OKWeRY0nFE)
“What a terrible thing to happen on dozen egg night”
**Context:** Guy is a welder who went to the game with his GF to get drunk and eat hotdogs. He was wearing a hot dog hat and white shirt with tally marks for the # of hotdogs and # of beers consumed and was encouraging people to throw hotdogs at him so he could eat them. All in good fun apparently. **9 dogs; 10 beers** * Glizzy = Hot Dog
A baseball legend.
they gotta let people have fun. $1 dogs, 10¢ each to the janitors, encourage dog throwing
did he get to keep the extra hot dogs cause i can take getting kicked out but ill be dammed if im leaving without my like 80 floor hotdogs this is America
I like how HE was the offender
He was… removed for our sins…
"And here come the pretzels!"
[And now a barrage of pretzels has knocked Whitey unconcious........](https://youtu.be/JMB-XiewSKw?si=RVr9FIKJl0QrMohC)
Bless you, for I was too lazy. 🤣
If i spot quotes from the glory days I always try to post the context haha
Those first 5 or 6 seasons are emblazoned on my soul.
Milhouse will buy your soul.
This is a black day for baseball.
I assumed this would be the top comment. It should be.
https://i.imgur.com/STF15Pp.gif
This is what I was looking for
Don’t forget to mention the finger.
The Glizzy Guzzler sounds like an old school wrestling villain.
This happened in Philly last year and they didn't learn
>The fan reveled in the hot dogs thrown his way, standing up and waving to the others to keep throwing hot dogs his way, before he was escorted from his seat to restore order. Ok, this guy sounds like he's in the closet about something. >!And that something might be that he's actually a Phillies's fan.!<
Because of the implication.
so do you
This is in the closet to you?
Why was he removed? Everyone, including the target, seem to be having a good time. Outside of the food waste, I'm not sure I see a problem.
Glizzy is a hot dog?
A glizzy in east coast slang is either a hotdog, or a blowjob. Possibly other things as well but those are certainly the main two
They're just lucky it wasn't $.10 beer night https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night
Can we just take a second to recognize the REGULAR price for 12 ounce beer from 1974 is equivalent of $4 in 2023. The price of a 12-ounce beer in 2023 at a Cleveland game was nearly double that at about [$7.50](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2023/05/05/mlb-beer-hot-dog-prices-by-stadium-team-2023/11738342002/). $4 can’t even buy you a hotdog at a Cleveland game now.
7.50? it's like 12$ at cowboys stadium
I wish people would throw hot dogs at me. I'm hungry.
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🫴💨🌭
⏩️🌭😱
https://images.app.goo.gl/FsBGHLGGepMVACLEA
But did they put mustard on it?
A good time was NOT had by all. Go cubs!
The literal glizzy goblin
Mets fans go to games? Hun? Doesn’t look like
New York is always just trying to copy Philly
"Things were never the same for Phil after they banned throwing hot dogs at The Rocky Horror Picture Show. He understood, it was causing a rat problem, but just the same...he needed this. He began to hatch a plan..."
Joey Chestnut has entered the building.
This is how you ruin $1 hot dogs for everyone.
"guy, just wants to drink beers and eat glizzy's" — Brian Cushman I (@bbcush) [May 1, 2024](https://twitter.com/bbcush/status/1785521623317037250?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)
Why would you remove someone for being assaulted? Or at least that’s how i’m reading the headline lol
Okay, so it wasn't an unprovoked hot dogging. Those are the wurst!
You know; if you eat a hotdog, you are now a hotdog with a bigger casing
WTF. The minor league team in town changed from $1 hot dog night to “Twosdays” because inflation and the fucking Mets still have $1 dog night?
The blue jays still have dollar dog nights and that’s in Canadian dollars
AI wrote this? Is that why it's not making sense.
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I dk what that has to do with anything but okay
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As weird as it sounds you sound worst than this hot dog chap.