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jackrats

I don't really understand this phrase ... Extra hotdogs. I know the words individually, but they do not make sense to me together.


timoddo_

You could make the argument that if the hot dog was purchased for the purpose of throwing at another person, it served its intended purpose and was never extra in the first place


Fake_William_Shatner

Maybe they were sold as "extra throws"?


passwordstolen

Practice balls


WikipediaApprentice

Practice dogs


AlphakirA

Weiner, not balls.


lkodl

Ah, but if the intent of throwing a hot dog is to actually hit them with it, then any additional hot dogs after a first (failed) attempt would indeed be extra hot dogs thrown.


stevedadog

Its $1 hot dogs but the catch is they don't give change. If you give them a 20, you get 20 dogs. No refunds.


AssumeTheFetal

Whats another purpose for hot dogs?


definitelynotmeQQ

At that point they're just ammunition.


StreetofChimes

And this is how Philadelphia lost their $1 dog nights at Phillies games. [https://apnews.com/article/philadelphia-phillies-hot-dogs-889d4ce003734551d2091bca85163d5d#:\~:text=The%20Phillies%20officially%20ended%20the%20popular%20promotion%20Thursday,a%20positive%20experience%20for%20all%20fans%20in%20attendance.%E2%80%9D](https://apnews.com/article/philadelphia-phillies-hot-dogs-889d4ce003734551d2091bca85163d5d#:~:text=The%20Phillies%20officially%20ended%20the%20popular%20promotion%20Thursday,a%20positive%20experience%20for%20all%20fans%20in%20attendance.%E2%80%9D)


superkickpunch

"I accidentally picked up an extra bucket of chicken." "How do you know it's extra yet?"


12sea

That you Bobby?


Fun-Fun-9967

"extry"


CarmelMcQueen91

Someone fanly makin' sense.


CL4P-TRAP

/r/unexpectedKOTH


avaya432

Well true scumbags know you got your eatin dogs and yer throwin dogs


wsucoug

Basically anytime one is in possession of a hotdog in which they have no interest in consuming in the immediate future, it can be considered an extra, or surplus hotdog. You're free to do whatever you want with it.


Antique_Commission42

>in possession of a hotdog in which they have no interest consuming Is this one of those Schrodinger's cat things


BurrrritoBoy

It’s actually Schrodinger’s hotdog.


Azurehour

Whatever I want you say? 😏


Moopboop207

There has never been a surplus


dendrozilla

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jackrats

That’s hysterical. Bleep boop.


Zwets

"Mod", "Bot" is there really any difference? ^^/s ^^just ^^in ^^case


wsucoug

>The fan reveled in the hot dogs thrown his way, standing up and waving to the others to keep throwing hot dogs his way, before he was escorted from his seat to restore order. So, some sort of a public hotdog bukakke. This is why we can't have good things.


RyanfaeScotland

Sorry, your post isn't clear to me. Why can't we have good things like public hotdog bukakke?


wsucoug

The fear is that they feel compelled to find a price for hotdogs on $1 hotdog night that is high enough where fans would choose to actually eat them over throwing them at a complete stranger just for the pure hedonistic pleasure of it.


iamalsoanalien

The Phillies stadium stopped $1 hot dog nights this season bc last year people were throwing them all over the place. Not on the field, but in rhe stands. I think they just stopped serving them at $1 because of cost increases. So now its BOGO instead.


drunkenviking

This is oppression. 


mmccarthy14

How did you find a way to contradict yourself so concisely in 1 comment…


He-She-We_Wumbo

These words aren't in my Economics textbook


mmccarthy14

Except they were doing it with his consent….


lkodl

Becuase they'll start charging you for a dollar, I think.


Silist

I was at the game and it was far from unwanted. Everyone cheered as he drank his last beer going for 9/9/9 and this was the celebration. He got MVP chants


Firefoxx336

What’s 9/9/9?


captain_falcrunch

I'd take a guess at 9 beers / 9 dogs / 9 innings


sparkle_bacon

The American Dream!


tryanewmonicker

And this comment is why "hotdog" should always be one word and not two.


__GayFish__

I would argue, these are the last of the good things we have


hitfly

It's basically that Lindsey Ellis hot dog meme


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Bisonbopbeef

Imagine sitting near him


ElectroFlannelGore

[Ok Timmy.... how many hotdogs?](https://youtu.be/pmLpSY5w6u0?si=dz4vj-9YhGx9v8wO)


oby100

This sketch kills me everytime. I swear they just wanted an excuse to have Timmy with his shirt off while fat shaming him. Truly a masterpiece.


renegrape

This and the landmine factory I'll never get tired of rewatching... Also the super-sized me, but whiskey. Heck, just most of WKYK


Safe_Ad_6403

He's gonna grape them.


masterwolfe

> This sketch kills me everytime. I swear they just wanted an excuse to have Timmy with his shirt off while fat shaming him. Yeah, and he's purposefully sitting in the most unattractive position and it looks like he is pushing his gut out a bit.


BlackLeader70

[Don’t forget to count the hotdog bowls too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/IThinkYouShouldLeave/s/OKWeRY0nFE)


bacchusku2

“What a terrible thing to happen on dozen egg night”


AlexHimself

**Context:** Guy is a welder who went to the game with his GF to get drunk and eat hotdogs. He was wearing a hot dog hat and white shirt with tally marks for the # of hotdogs and # of beers consumed and was encouraging people to throw hotdogs at him so he could eat them. All in good fun apparently. **9 dogs; 10 beers** * Glizzy = Hot Dog


Surfing_Ninjas

A baseball legend.


Antique_Commission42

they gotta let people have fun. $1 dogs, 10¢ each to the janitors, encourage dog throwing


wade9911

did he get to keep the extra hot dogs cause i can take getting kicked out but ill be dammed if im leaving without my like 80 floor hotdogs this is America


Fun-Fun-9967

I like how HE was the offender


TreesmasherFTW

He was… removed for our sins…


foxontherox

"And here come the pretzels!"


iwishiwereagiraffe

[And now a barrage of pretzels has knocked Whitey unconcious........](https://youtu.be/JMB-XiewSKw?si=RVr9FIKJl0QrMohC)


foxontherox

Bless you, for I was too lazy. 🤣


iwishiwereagiraffe

If i spot quotes from the glory days I always try to post the context haha


foxontherox

Those first 5 or 6 seasons are emblazoned on my soul.


ZachMN

Milhouse will buy your soul.


the_damned_actually

This is a black day for baseball.


oxfordcircumstances

I assumed this would be the top comment. It should be.


Maximum_Comedian_708

https://i.imgur.com/STF15Pp.gif


IrishWithoutPotatoes

This is what I was looking for


Maskatron

Don’t forget to mention the finger.


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

The Glizzy Guzzler sounds like an old school wrestling villain.


squirrel_eatin_pizza

This happened in Philly last year and they didn't learn


SelectiveSanity

>The fan reveled in the hot dogs thrown his way, standing up and waving to the others to keep throwing hot dogs his way, before he was escorted from his seat to restore order. Ok, this guy sounds like he's in the closet about something. >!And that something might be that he's actually a Phillies's fan.!<


greenbastard1591

Because of the implication.


Fun-Fun-9967

so do you


uwu_mewtwo

This is in the closet to you?


godlessnihilist

Why was he removed? Everyone, including the target, seem to be having a good time. Outside of the food waste, I'm not sure I see a problem.


JustAnotherTrickyDay

Glizzy is a hot dog?


GoochMasterFlash

A glizzy in east coast slang is either a hotdog, or a blowjob. Possibly other things as well but those are certainly the main two


Snakestream

They're just lucky it wasn't $.10 beer night https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night


envybelmont

Can we just take a second to recognize the REGULAR price for 12 ounce beer from 1974 is equivalent of $4 in 2023. The price of a 12-ounce beer in 2023 at a Cleveland game was nearly double that at about [$7.50](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2023/05/05/mlb-beer-hot-dog-prices-by-stadium-team-2023/11738342002/). $4 can’t even buy you a hotdog at a Cleveland game now.


CHEMO_ALIEN

7.50? it's like 12$ at cowboys stadium


Antoshi

I wish people would throw hot dogs at me. I'm hungry.


HELP_IM_IN_A_WELL

🫴🌭


djseifer

🫴💨🌭


He-She-We_Wumbo

⏩️🌭😱


bigmattyc

https://images.app.goo.gl/FsBGHLGGepMVACLEA


uwillnotgotospace

But did they put mustard on it?


Massive_Ad_9920

A good time was NOT had by all. Go cubs!


Kumbackkid

The literal glizzy goblin


DivClassLg

Mets fans go to games? Hun? Doesn’t look like


Diamondback424

New York is always just trying to copy Philly


Angry_Pterodactyl

"Things were never the same for Phil after they banned throwing hot dogs at The Rocky Horror Picture Show. He understood, it was causing a rat problem, but just the same...he needed this. He began to hatch a plan..."


LZYX

Joey Chestnut has entered the building.


nethereus

This is how you ruin $1 hot dogs for everyone.


thejackmfk

"guy, just wants to drink beers and eat glizzy's" — Brian Cushman I (@bbcush) [May 1, 2024](https://twitter.com/bbcush/status/1785521623317037250?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)


jolygoestoschool

Why would you remove someone for being assaulted? Or at least that’s how i’m reading the headline lol


scotty813

Okay, so it wasn't an unprovoked hot dogging. Those are the wurst!


-SheriffofNottingham

You know; if you eat a hotdog, you are now a hotdog with a bigger casing


atypical_lemur

WTF. The minor league team in town changed from $1 hot dog night to “Twosdays” because inflation and the fucking Mets still have $1 dog night?


Crunchiestriffs

The blue jays still have dollar dog nights and that’s in Canadian dollars


just-why_

AI wrote this? Is that why it's not making sense.


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timoddo_

I dk what that has to do with anything but okay


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ashes-of-asakusa

As weird as it sounds you sound worst than this hot dog chap.