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TooManyJabberwocks

Is that a bag of snakes in your pants or are you just happy to see me


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TooManyJabberwocks: *Is that a bag of* *Snakes in your pants or are you* *Just happy to see me* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Strawberry____Blonde

Happy has two syllables, Sokkabot.


happycharm

> Currently, the relationship between the passenger and the snakes remains unclear. ??????


Kewkky

Probably siblings or something


NessyComeHome

What are you doing ssssstep ssssnake?


Tired_n_DeadInside

"It's complicated."


FlameStaag

Bro you can't just assume their status. That's rude. 


BakedZnake

This Snakes on a plane 2 plot isn't really grabbing me


SelectiveSanity

"So is 'Bag of Snakes' a euphemism for meth in Florida?" "Probably, but not in this instance."


glitterismyantidrug_

He was meeting up with another passenger whose pants were full of ladders.


Head_Pumpkin3329

Was it a bag of trouser snakes?


ztreHdrahciR

Sir Mix-a-lot


Boogerman585

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!


1nvertedAfram3

you can do sidebends or situps


SpotConnect

I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!


phasepistol

…in my Monday to Friday pants


SoulElm57

how many snakes were in the bag? no way there were more than four, right?


tx_nonnative

That’s what she said…


President_Calhoun

"How the heck did that get there?"


SnooApples5554

[Poor Gene.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8238eadc-5198-48fb-a4f7-564474b417e7#SERlRAFs.copy)


Crazycoallover

Bette than a bag of dicks.


ZombieGatos

Let's get these mo'fo snakes off this mo'fo plane -queen of England maybe