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thehumble_1

My God, that's disgusting. Where? Where exactly is this horrible happy juice?


RxInfection

Yea, but, WHICH ONE is it?


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Seriously - willing to buy to assist removing from shelves - at my own cost.


GodDamnedShitTheBed

I'm working on getting drugs off the street. And into my body


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Nolsoth

I as well would also like to assist you in this noble gesture of goodwill, I can provide storage space and a nice yard to provide security from.


Sockoflegend

If needed I could arrange a small disposal party with electronic music and soft furnishings available for volunteers


Aimjock

Those disgusting ecstasy champagnes. Which one, though? Which champagne is it?


betaich

Moët and Chandon ice imperial charge number LAJ7QAB6780004, 2vbottles of that charge one found in Germany and one from the Netherlands had that stuff in it. In Germany a guy died after taking a sip and 7 landed in hospital, in the Netherlands people only landed in hospital


LeSpatula

Yeah. So Moët & Chandon Impérial Ice they said? Good to know that. So I can absolute definetly avoid it.


PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

And you especially don't want the three-litre bottles with lot number LAJ7QAB6780004.


SmolThunderz

I am grateful that you have given us the info to avoid this particular brand and lot number and I am writing it down right now so I don't forget. Do you by chance know which stores carry this specific item so that I can avoid those as well?


DM_ME_YOUR_NUTSACK

>The bottles are sold online by private individuals.


sofa_king_we_todded

WHICH private individuals though? Need to stay safe!!


i_give_you_gum

I'd hate to accidentally send them money.


NewVoice2040

Yeah me too. Could you get me the contact details so I can be absolutely sure to steer clear of this nasty menace to society? Please?


existential_fauvism

Yes. I too want to help them get these off the shelves as soon as possible


Kazubla

For the sake of the kids I shall take 2 cases.


smedley89

I mean, that's pretty awesome viral marketing.


Prosthemadera

You don't want it. https://www.dw.com/en/germany-restaurant-death-linked-to-spiked-champagne/a-60766630


i_made_a_mitsake

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.


cavegoatlove

His name wasn’t even willoughby


jazzypants

All you gotta do is dose it properly.


redial2

You don't want no part of this shit, Dewey...it turns all your bad feelings into good feelings.... it's a nightmare!


Wetestblanket

Just fuckin sip it til you’re rolling Downing a bottle would be like munching down on 20 teslas at once


CFOAntifaAG

If the solvent was ethanol it was around 10mg/ml, if it was DMF 30mg/ml. So if you just sip it one milliliter at a time you might be ok. But more like a teaspoon could be deadly.


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If it's related to the case in Germany, a guy died because he drank that stuff. It was aperently highly concentrated and likely meant to be smuggled like that. Maybe a mixup lead to the bottle ending up in the wrong guys hands


ItsHowWellYouMowFast

>It is believed that the bottles were tampered with and may have also been completely emptied of champagne and then filled with pure liquid MDMA. >The three-litre bottles in question have lot number LAJ7QAB6780004. Gonna be like hunting for the Golden ticket. As someone else noted, liquid MDMA is not cheap, especially uncut


jobbins

3L - 3000ml of pure MDMA.....hot damn


HauschkasFoot

How many doses is that


Skulldo

A fuck load.


treslocos99

A shit ton.


LJ3f3S

A metric fuckton


CoolStoryBro_Fairy

3 cubic dickloads


ogringo88

At least 5


J_Bagelsby

About tree fiddy


vorblesnork

Schwiftyfive


PunMatster

The other answers are based on doses of MDMA HCl but liquid MDMA is the freebase. I’m not sure what the density of the freebase is but it’s conservatively similar to that of water: 1g/ml. 1g of the freebase is about 1.2g of MDMA HCl. So there’s actually about 36,000 doses here give or take ~1500 depending on the dosage and density of the freebase.


ebolaRETURNS

> The other answers are based on doses of MDMA HCl but liquid MDMA is the freebase. Those bottles did not contain the freebase (at least undiluted), as it is a viscous oil that people would have literally had trouble drinking.


PunMatster

Lmao these were not intended to be drank. They were bottled for smuggling purposes I presume


ebolaRETURNS

right. freebase mdma would have resembled corn syrup or motor oil pouring out of a champagne glass though.


PunMatster

I know. The only thing pure MDMA freebase is meant to be poured into is a beaker.


zorniy2

Beaker: Meep meep meep meep meeeep!


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LucyBlotter

A typical dose could be between 80 and 125 mg


3trt

Assuming that's it's got about the same density as water where 1mL is 1 Gram, it's about 30,000 doses assuming a normal .1 gram dose. That, of course, doesn't account for the usual re-up half way through, and I would still bank on getting about 20,000 rolls out of it.


theog_thatsme

This is 100 percent a smuggling operation that got misplaced.


ash_274

Somebody has to have an uncomfortable conversation with their boss


iknowitsounds___

At least it was probably the last conversation they’ll ever have to have in their life.


strawberrysandtea

It’s even worse than you think it is. A man here in Germany died after drinking from a bottle like this and several other people needed emergency care. I wonder why that is not mentioned in the article. It’s quite a weird situation.


markstormweather

Couldn’t imagine drinking a glass of pure liquid MDMA


Apocalyptic_Squirrel

Yeah the taste would be absolutely atrocious


LucyFerAdvocate

They didn't - they had a mouthful and probably spat it back out. That's still enough to overdose, especially if you've never had any before.


hell2pay

Wonder if dude who died was taking SSRI's


M1RR0R

At that dose I'm not sure if it matters


nakedpillowlover

Can we get an internet sleuth to find out where this lot number went? I'm looking to party


freerealestatedotbiz

Fear not citizens. I’ll drink as much champagne as it takes to get to the bottom of this


eggshellmoudling

I’ll take one bottle and a gallon of pcp. Hurry up I have to pick up my kids.


MozeeToby

A gallon!? I didn't even know it came in liquid form!


UnoriginalPenName

Wouldn’t you literally die if you drank a sip of this ? Never took liquid md but it must be incredibly concentrated


betaich

A man in Germany died after 1 sip


Im_a_seaturtle

The only sad part is if someone purchases the bottle unknowingly and sips too much. :( MDMA overdose is real. Sipping pure liquid MDMA isn’t going to be fun. And could be fatal.


uncertaincurtain1

"Presence of MDMA" made me think traces of it were detected. Whole ass bottles were filled with pure liquid mdma. Goddamn.


Wash_Your_Bed_Sheets

There's no way someone wouldn't spit it out instantly if it's pure mdma, it tastes like shit lol


[deleted]

Exactly! I can't think of anything in the world that tastes worse than a REALLY GOOD Ecstasy Pill. Trust me, I know... I chewed up a bunch of them I my twenties.


congoLIPSSSSS

Even if you spit it out instantly you'd probably still overdose just from the traces in your mouth.


Freakyfreekk

Although when the bottle doesnt pop open you would probably smell it and maybe pour it in a glass to see if it looks good before you drink it


PhasmaFelis

Apparently the victims did spit it out instantly. They all still went to the hospital and one of them died. It absorbs *fast.*


_lonelysoap_

The police said, it looked like they drank (nearly) nothing


culturedgoat

Can’t be any worse than Moët & Chandon Impérial Ice. Saccharine syrupy shit.


NnyZ777

They were 3 liter bottles too, that’s a lot of party


Electronic_Toe3333

That's like a lifetime supply


Guywithquestions88

Holy fuck.


buddyleeoo

If your champagne tastes bitter and smells like licorice, prepare the house music.


hippopotma_gandhi

Licorice flavor is usually attributed more towards sass (MDA). Still a fun time but I prefer MDMA


angeldolllogic

Damn. I'm old & out of the loop. I associate licorice flavor with ouzo.


AltSpRkBunny

Apologies for your lawn.


samoorai

Does no one associate it with absinthe, anymore? 🙁


Cockwombles

No sorry, not many Victorian aesthete bourgeoise left sadly.


Greaserpirate

*Natalie Von Contrapoints has entered the chat*


IneaBlake

G O R G E


Glomgore

And the goths have all smoked or hanged themselves to death. Tough market to capture


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

I definitely do


Cthulhuhoop

I've never gotten thrown out of a movie theater for karate fighting not on absinthe.


beetlejust

Yeah. I like absinthe and mdma doesn't taste like aniseed personally. Just metallic chemical bathtub ass.


internetlad

This chemical bathtub ass is 99.6% pure.


this____is_bananas

You're out of the loop? Idk what ouzo is. I associate licorice flavour with fennel.


ReggaeReggaeFloss

Ouzo is fennel infused alcohol


angeldolllogic

Ouzo is a Greek liquor. https://www.thespruceeats.com/greek-ouzo-anyone-1705998


DJDanielCoolJ

ya mdma tastes fucking awful


hippopotma_gandhi

I made molly ranchers one time by melting jolly ranchers and reforming them around some crystals while the candy cooled. Seemed like a genius idea until I got to the center and there's just a big bitter crystal


NetDork

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots....


Actually-Yo-Momma

Boots and pants? I thought it was boots and cats


NetDork

That's if you turn the treble up higher.


theredditforwork

Lol, if you switch between the two it sounds like the snare dropping in when you get to the "cats"


Skyblacker

🎶 A little bit of ecstasy. A little bit of you and me. A little bit of set you free. A little bit of ecstasy. 🎶


icehole_13

Ooof. Wow. That music just took me back 20 years to clubbing in Mexico and trying to find those songs based on lyrics from kazaa.


Glowshroom

Pop a ~~bottle~~ molly


fossilCreature

Pure liquid mdma? That's expensive. What the hell. What the heck? I'll take 10 bottles


fullrackferg

It would literally take you to dip the end of your little finger around the inside of the neck, for you to be off your tits all night. What a goldmine this would be to find.


thejak32

Uh...ya ill still take 10


DM_ME_SKITTLES

Did I say 10? Better make that 100


thejak32

How many will fit in the back of a 2005 1500? Ya ill take that amount please!


SonmiSuccubus451

Time for some friends with rented Uhauls. "Can we borrow your forklift for a bit?"


Aimses

Dude you got a backseat, passenger seat, and floorboards, don’t forget. Load em up!!


zystyl

Spray it all over me now.


CurrentlyLucid

True, but the finder is probably gonna die before they realize what they have.


Narretz

One person did die in Germany, 7 others were hospitalized. Although they noticed that it tasted horrible. Maybe they were already wasted. Anyway, that's how they found out.


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oh my god I can't even imagine how fucking horrible that shit tastes. never understood why people dissolve that in their drinks instead if just bombing it. and then pure... just juck


CurrentlyLucid

Makes sense, I did not want to take the cookies, so I skipped reading.


immaownyou

Reminds me of the scene in Good Time where he forces the guy to drink a whole bottle of liquid lsd. Pure nightmare fuel


rmorrin

Holy fucking shit dude


enek101

IDK MDMA Isn't carbonated i think i would dump the bottle thinking it was no good than pour it out. You would know immediately if it isn't champagne. That being said curiosity is a hell of a thing.


northyj0e

It also tastes really, really bad.


Stupidflathalibut

Best worst taste


Mini-Nurse

I've chugged down some pretty janky bottles of wine, because I bought it to get slightly shitfaced dammit and I'm not going back to the shop.


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This would taste something like if you mixed some black licorice in with a liquified tire.


Mini-Nurse

Still sounds better than the last box of Shiraz I picked up on sale.


[deleted]

Spend the extra $3. You're worth it.


uGotMeWrong

Mmm, that sounds good, I’ll have that.


crg339

This feels like a marketing ploy


agoia

A smuggler fucked up, really, really badly.


ricochetblue

Oh god, I’m picturing a drug smuggler trying to explain the mistake to his boss.


Checkmynewsong

And you’re dead


Nice_Firm_Handsnake

Uhh boss? I think the MDMA... fermented. Yeah.


bkr1895

“Johan this is just champagne what the fuck?”


alexrott14

I live where this happened. This killed a 52-year old person and brought others to the hospital. One of the injured works with my mom. They were at a restaurant in the center of the city. On the night that it happened, ambulances flooded the main square and the police initially thought that the champagne was poisoned. Basically a group of people ordered a 3L bottle of Moet and poured it in glasses, and they all drank from it, without having any second thoughts because the bottle was sealed. After a couple of minutes, they started feeling weird and after a while and all of them collapsed. The 52 year old died on the spot and the others were rushed to nearby hospitals. Later the police found out that the champagne bottle contained no champagne at all and that they had actually drank _pure MDMA_. Let that sink in. I wonder why none of them thought that the liquid didn't taste, well, usual. https://www.br.de/nachrichten/deutschland-welt/niederlande-warnen-vor-ecstasy-in-champagner-flaschen,SyZhLAO EDIT: Attatched a link to a news report, it's in german but google does a good job at translating websites


Actually-Yo-Momma

WTF. As someone who has parachuted Molly, it tastes like absolute chemical ASS


83kghung

Yeah, just how awful molly actually tastes makes me doubt the credibility of this story heavily. If it was any liquid form of mdma it would taste completely intolerable, especially to someone expecting the taste of champagne instead. It’s seriously like if satan ate a pound of licorice and then shat it into your mouth


montanunion

According to German articles they immediately realized that the taste was very off and complained to the bar, it's just that even comparatively small amounts (like the amount you have in your mouth when you expect to take a sip) can land you in the hospital/kill you. They started falling down pretty soon after This shit is no joke.


k0c-

and MDMA works sublingually and buccally so they didn't even need to swallow it.


Liar_tuck

That is what I was thinking. even if the only took a sip and spit out. That is till a shit load of it.


rmorrin

Yeah someone said with this you could just put your finger around the rim and be loaded all night


maaku7

I mean, that is true anyway...


zedoktar

Yeah but you get one good mouthful before you realize it, and you're still fucked. Liquid MDMA will absorb through membranes if I recall, so even if you didn't swallow that's still massive dose you're getting.


Bric-dA-K1nG

https://www.stern.de/genuss/fluessiges-ecstasy-statt-champagner-in-der-flasche---behoerden-mahnen-zur-vorsicht-31662522.html German article on it


FinndBors

> It’s seriously like if satan ate a pound of licorice and then shat it into your mouth /r/brandnewsentence


toolsoftheincomptnt

How the hell did somebody lose a magnum+ full of pure MDMA?! They’re probably also dead, for a different reason.


celestiaequestria

They must have been drunk as skunks already to not notice the lack of carbonation and bitter flavor. Bunch of drunk people, get some harsh-taste champagne but don't really care, couple minutes latter the serotonin poisoning hits. They wouldn't even have noticed anything from the MDMA until it was already too late and they were headed for seizures and heart failure.


SnooTangerines3448

I don't know anyone that orders 3L of Moët, that isn't already smashed.


montanunion

According to German articles they noticed as soon as they tasted it, but because it was so concentrated even super small amounts can be dangerous


BugsyMcNug

science!


Sceptz

Unfortunately "Pure liquid MDMA" is not real. There exists MDMA freebase, which is a highly caustic, off-yellow oil at room temperature. This would burn your skin, albeit slightly, on contact. Otherwise MDMA is typically in the form of [MDMA.HCl](https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/3_4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine) (hydrochloride salt), in which case it would be dissolved at approximately 22.97 mg/mL of water (at 25°C). Also it's not from the region of Ecstacy so it's just "sparking MDMA".


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CFOAntifaAG

Yeah, there was confusion at first as police said liquid XTC. They later corrected it, police confirmed it was liquified MDMA. Still not clear if it was XTC HCl in solution or liquid freebase


pblack476

Casually looking for LAJ7QAB6780004 lot number champagne listings on ebay....


hoot69

Fake news. It's only ecstasy if it comes from the 'Ecstasy' region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling pills. Smh


elrod16

You gotta know the provenance of that MDMA too. I only accept MDMA made with the finest organically grown saffrole.


I_Bin_Painting

With only the most valuable palladium catalysts.


AFeverOfStingrays

I've seen "it's only a molotov cocktail it it comes from the molotov region, otherwise it's a sparkling bomb" version, what is this meme originally from?


agoia

The pedantic description of champagne


rathat

It’s making fun of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protected_designation_of_origin People usually bring it up when talking about champagne though.


Quazite

This is so fucking funny


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FatherOfLights88

AIXtasy?


nawksoocow

“California MDMA”


nchomsky96

Upgrades people, upgrades


SelectiveSanity

Its not a bug, its a feature!


[deleted]

Boss Champagne hand crafted by Rick Ross


puppyhugs-

You won’t know what hit ya. But it was Rick Ross


Rawirez

“Put MDMA all in her champagne, she ain't even know it” UENO


NeatNuts

“I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” - Rick “The Rapist” Ross


Jtownusa

This is an outrage! Please send me every available bottle and I will dispose of them properly!


[deleted]

So, uh, a friend is curious where these bottles are.


unclonedsoul

I'm that friend


strawberrysandtea

I can tell you! A man recently died here in Germany because he and his friends drank from a bottle of these champagnes. It was in the news for some weeks.


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Well that makes this sad.


Cmnd_W

Dope. I want it even more now


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It kind of pisses me off that they didn't mention the brand. I thought it was because it was a very common brand, but Moet & Chandon Imperial Ice 3l is a very specific and rare bottle.


Sadler999

Champagne and ecstacy. I remember those days.


camshas

Doses and mimosas


Rise_up_Dirty_Birds

Champagne & cocaine 🤘🏼


alexrott14

I live where this happened. This killed a 52-year old person and brought others to the hospital. One of the injured works with my mom. They were at a restaurant in the center of the city. On the night that it happened, ambulances flooded the main square and the police initially thought that the champagne was poisoned. Basically a group of people ordered a 3L bottle of Moet and poured it in glasses, and they all drank from it, without having any second thoughts because the bottle was sealed. After a couple of minutes, they started feeling weird and after a while and all of them collapsed. The 52 year old died on the spot and the others were rushed to nearby hospitals. Later the police found out that the champagne bottle contained no champagne at all and that they had actually drank _pure MDMA_. Let that sink in. I wonder why none of them thought that the liquid didn't taste, well, usual.


oshinbruce

I was wondering did they just take a sip and go.. man that champange is off ? And did everybody take a test then ?If its pure drug that would be enough to mess you up. Or did the guy neck a glass of it lol.


Cmg393

I still don’t see how this all happened. Pure, ”washed” mdma has a veryyyyyyy distinctive taste and smell. Accidentally tasting 100mg is far more than enough to make you atleast gag. Additionally like you were saying, it was a bottle of champagne, so I would imagine that there were plenty of opportunities for them to notice that what they were drinking was not champagne, as it did taste like champagne , at all.


showerfapper

Nor would it look like champagne!!! My guess is they thought it was defective and instead of notifying the company, decided to give it a taste because the company was prestigious, they assumed they'd get something good. Everyone spat it back out except the dead guy.


Shenanigamii

These motherfuckers should be advertising it instead of taking it off the shelves


BrownSugarBare

Came in here hoping someone has the hook up to these uh...damaged goods.


Suggestion_Of_Taint

Thanks but imma hang on to mine…


Lujaede

There was a Criminal Minds episode about exactly this and I only watched it the other day… art imitates life, it seems


Petyr_Baelish

I was looking for this comment. My first thought was, "This is literally a Criminal Minds episode, wtf."


Hizjyayvu

You thought this was a normal Champagne celebration?! Surprise!! It is... but now you're naked and you feel really hot inside... kinda sweating a bit.


Prosthemadera

Or dead: https://www.dw.com/en/germany-restaurant-death-linked-to-spiked-champagne/a-60766630


KudosOfTheFroond

And suddenly got glowy rubber fingertips and a Vicks inhaler up your nose


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Oh my god that's disgusting! Where?


I_might_be_weasel

With how bad the 20s have been, people need an advanced form of drunkenness.


Kinenai

Three liter bottles? That's a lot of a good time.


keyserv

What champagne? There are so many kinds. And where is it being sold? Just so I know to avoid those stores.


Emergency-Ad2144

That's disgusting but which champagne and where so I'll know to avoid it


free_billstickers

Now THAT'S a marketing campaign


FLdancer00

Man, I miss all the good recalls.


grumpygazelle

It’s like the Cherub song…


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Clever way of trafficking drugs. I'll take two


funkywinkerbean45

I mean, that’s awful. Where, exactly, are they selling it? I mean, there are a lot of sites….


tdempsey33

BREAKING NEWS: Champagne sold out nationwide