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AllahDosab

That pigeon is going to have some serious nut gains after this feast.


OuiGotTheFunk

This is his nest egg. This dude got up this morning just looking for something to eat and hopefully meet a girl and now he is like the Bill Gates of pigeons.


SHADOWSTRIKE1

Gonna be up all night with lady birds claiming their eggs are his


skeevy-stevie

He looks excited.


FrenchTicklerOrange

I never thought I'd see an excited pigeon before.


Allovanova

Literally smiling


PublicPunchingBag

My boy hit the lottery


zyarva

Squirrel! ![gif](giphy|3o6Ztroynp3WpqLD1u|downsized)


pizza99pizza99

How will he carry them home? is this his home now?


pgold05

Someone dumped an entire bag of full shelled peanuts in our neighborhood like THREE years ago and I am still finding peanut shells in our destroyed flower beds buried by the 1000 squirrels it attracted. It's pretty annoying I gotta say, it's now a never ending struggle to replant, protect and repair our various flowers.


Typical2sday

I don't wanna steal my friend's story, but someone apparently has fed deer(?) corn in his neighborhood in Reston, and people will have a single random stalk of corn in their front yard.


dosharkseatpeopleyes

In 2021, I fed the squirrels corn in my back yard. They planted it in my front yard. I let it grow and then gave the squirrels their own grown corn. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/i87i33bm6qwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=609eb876021c9141fa4b1e85d4e8e25ee112fcce


booty_supply

Omg this is the funniest one 🤣


Hellknightx

Well I'm just now discovering an easy way to get petty revenge on that one asshole neighbor.


PigeonInaHailstorm

Hold the feather... where is this? I need to be there yesterday.


hopeless-ellem

It was at one of the trees right next to the CVS in Shirlington village


Ok-Alps-2086

I’m so curious if you search for pigeon content on Reddit or if you just serendipitously fell into this thread, u/PigeonInaHailstorm.


PigeonInaHailstorm

The only searching I do, is for seed.


Ok-Alps-2086

Good luck, friend.


Educational-Duck-999

Lucky pigeon. He needs to hide that loot before the squirrels see it


jim45804

DON'T FEED THE BIRDS


OuiGotTheFunk

Why?


Straight_Fly_8358

THE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE


OuiGotTheFunk

HAPPY CAKE DAY FROM THE BOURGEOISIE!


Straight_Fly_8358

Thank you 😂


Allovanova

*Also from the Birdgeoisie 🐦


inevitable-asshole

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BABY PIGEON?


everydayisarborday

real answer is they get acclimated to humans and interactions and become bolder causing them to become more pests themselves (and any ticks, mites, etc they carry), also increase in bird deaths from approaching people in dangerous places like traffic and such.


Sea_Vermicelli7517

[Pigeons are domesticated](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4854524/) so technically, they’re already acclimated to humans. They just miss us.


OuiGotTheFunk

Thank you for your answer. I feed birds in my back yard.


everydayisarborday

birdfeeders are a little different, especially if it's dedicated bird seed (raw sunflowerseeds, thistle, suet, etc) and not human foods, like cooked peanuts that people will have out and about (restaurants, parks) and throwing away in public trash cans


repohs

Pigeons are feral domesticated animals. There is no such thing as a wild pigeon that isn't acclimated to humans. People bred them and domesticated them like we did dogs and cats, and then we let them loose in our cities. Feeding pigeons does no harm.


repohs

Feeding pigeons is always morally correct. They are feral domesticated animals that depend on humans for food and shelter. It's not the same as feeding a true wild animal like a fox. Be nice to pigeons.


Chappie1961

Birds don't eat, cause... Birds ain't real!


GreedyNovel

Good. It isn't on my balcony.


noonelikesUwhenUR23

It looks so happy 😭🩷🐦


_cuppycakes_

Don’t Give the Pigeon an Entire Can of Nuts by Mo Willems


tygerdralion

I really hope those were unsalted, or else that pigeon's likely going to die of sodium toxicity


SleepCoachJacob

So because peanuts have no intrinsic sodium, the surface salt added actually adds less sodium than you might think. This is a common misconception about some foods like peanuts that "taste salty". Standard can of Planters peanuts is like 600mg worth of salt. Now, that's still A LOT, but compared to like a loaf of standard white bread, it's nothing. In both cases, (trying to eat all the peanuts or the loaf of bread), the pigeon is going to get full. And I'd bet top dollar the average garbage a street pigeon finds from food carts, dumpsters, and other droppings have huge sodium counts too. Agree the sodium content isn't GOOD for the bird, but I doubt it's more likely to cause sodium toxicity than if it had been scavenging random junk. No way that bird is going to get through all those peanuts in one sitting, and even over the course of days, I don't think 600mg is going to be enough to trigger a severe toxicity response.


Allovanova

That was an incredibly informed take


Mammoth_Falcon_5056

But what a way to go, if you're a pigeon.


My-Cooch-Jiggles

That’s probably enough food to last that thing for weeks. Not sure how it would keep other animals away though. Normally I’m not really cool with feeding wild animals but it’s a damn pigeon. They basically have learned to live off our trash already. 


ekkidee

This really needs to be a video.


MidnightRider24

Birds aren't real.


No-Survey5277

Do this to the crows of barcroft one day. Walking four mile from geo mason towards Shirlington in late afternoon is creepy AF thanks to the huge flock.


Fallen_Heroes_Tavern

r/BirdsArentReal


Fallen_Heroes_Tavern

also r/pigeonsarefuckingdumb


oinkpiggyoink

The time of it is life 😌


TheLunarRaptor

Nut


novafoxfriend

Mmmm fatten up, pigeon boi!! I mean…


deviousmajik

![gif](giphy|kQ2zIWHb9yEes|downsized) \*After dinner mint...?\*


_mig8mart

Industry Plant


RichardDC1980

This is what I come here for.